Douluo: Tara's Mask, Ultimate Darkness!
Chapter 20

So, it's just a pig that only knows how to fart.

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Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong laughed at him disdainfully. This trash really was good for nothing.

"What? Were we wrong?"

Liu Erlong chuckled and shot him a sly, mocking look.

Yu Xiao Gang was startled and immediately backed away several steps. Could this strange woman see through him?

A terrifying thought surfaced in his mind.

"No, I still need to make a fake one."

Just in case, Yu Xiao Gang thought to himself that he had to see the act through to the end.

This could not be discovered. Absolutely not.

"Hmph, ignorant women. My martial soul is merely restricted."

"Once I find a solution, it'll be time for me to rule supreme."

Yu Xiao Gang spoke confidently, without the slightest blush of shame.

"HAHAHAHA!" ×2

Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong burst into rather unkind laughter. This was the biggest joke they had heard all day.

This trash was about their age, yet after all these years, he still had not found a solution—and he was even from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect.

He could not do it now, but he would be able to later?

"You... you two!"

"Hmph! Never mock a poor youth!!"

Yu Xiao Gang snorted coldly, his face flushed red as he left.

Yu Xiao Gang's hasty retreat really made the others unable to hold back.

Liu Erlong mocked, "I think when he reaches middle age, he'll definitely say: 'Never mock a poor middle-aged man!'"

"Pfft!"

"Erlong, then when he gets old, will he say: 'Never mock a poor old man?'"

Bibi Dong smiled faintly. It really did seem possible.

"And in the end, it'll be 'show respect for the dead,' right?"

Xu Xin chimed in.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

The moment he said that, the three of them unconsciously started laughing again.

It really was possible. After all, Yu Xiao Gang was trash for a day, and he would be trash for a lifetime.

In the end, they would have no choice but to show respect for the dead. But how could they possibly show respect to this trash after he died? They would drag out his corpse and whip it.

"Come on, Erlong. Let's go fight in the Soul Arena!"

Bibi Dong smiled and pulled Liu Erlong away to register.

Xu Xin remained on the platform, watching leisurely.

The view here was good, and Xu Xin did not want to move.

In the distance, Yu Xiao Gang, who had not gone far, stared sinisterly in Xu Xin's direction. "Hmph. If I can't deal with the Saintess and her companion, can't I handle a little brat?"

He needed an outlet. Ever since meeting Xu Xin, he had not had a single stroke of good luck. This person was his nemesis. He deserved to die.

"I'm a level 29 Great Soul Master. Can't I deal with a little brat?"

"As long as the Saintess and her companion step onto the stage, I'll quickly knock him out. Then... hehehe..."

In Yu Xiao Gang's eyes, Xu Xin was merely a Soul Master at most. He could not possibly be that strong.

As long as he waited for Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong to step onto the stage to fight, he would have his chance to make a move. Wouldn't Xu Xin be entirely at his mercy then?

A Ninja Soldier poked its head out from the railing in front of Xu Xin and whispered a few words. Xu Xin understood. Without revealing anything, he glanced over. Sure enough, that guy's clumsy attempt at hiding had already exposed him.

When he saw Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong returning, Xu Xin immediately said in a low voice, "Sister Dong, Sister Erlong, that trash hasn't left yet."

"From the looks of it, he wants to make a move against me."

Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong secretly glanced over at once. Sure enough, that trash had not left.

"Little Xu Xin, what are you planning to do?"

Bibi Dong pretended not to have noticed the trash and asked softly.

"Don't worry, Sister Dong. Just wait and see how I deal with him!"

Xu Xin smiled faintly, simply waiting for that trash to make his move.

Liu Erlong knew what Xu Xin was capable of, so she was not worried in the slightest. "Dong, don't worry. As long as several Title Douluo don't come after him, he can escape."

"Ah?"

Bibi Dong froze. Was this guy really that formidable?

She did not think too much about it. Since he had his methods, there was nothing to worry about.

"Next match: Dragon Pig Combination versus Three Demon Combination!"

As the host's voice rang out, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong put on their masks and walked onto the stage.

Both were Soul Kings, so naturally, their opponents were Soul Kings as well.

While pretending to cheer for the two of them, Xu Xin kept a close eye on Yu Xiao Gang's movements.

"Go!!"

Xu Xin deliberately shouted loudly. The next moment, a book smashed heavily into his head.

Xu Xin sneered inwardly and pretended to faint.

"Hmph, as expected. How could you possibly withstand the full-force strike of a Great Soul Master like me?"

Yu Xiao Gang smiled smugly. He was still pretty impressive.

The next moment, Yu Xiao Gang prepared to drag Xu Xin away. However, Ninja Soldier was pulling Xu Xin from beneath the floorboards, and Yu Xiao Gang could not move him no matter how hard he tried.

"Damn it, why is he so heavy?!"

Yu Xiao Gang cautiously glanced around. More and more people were looking this way...

"Move already!!"

Yu Xiao Gang dragged furiously, having already exhausted all his strength.

"Three Pao the Pig!"

Yu Xiao Gang stomped his foot, and his pig martial soul appeared beside him. The pig pushed from behind Xu Xin while Trash Gang pulled from the front.

More and more people gathered nearby, while the man and pig continued desperately tugging.

"Hey, Trash Gang, put some muscle into it."

Xu Xin slowly opened his eyes and grinned at Yu Xiao Gang.

That voice gave Yu Xiao Gang such a fright that he instinctively staggered back several steps.

"Y-you... you weren't unconscious?"

Yu Xiao Gang's body trembled, and even his voice shook.

"Why would trash like you think a book could knock me out?"

Xu Xin slowly rose to his feet and kicked Yu Xiao Gang.

Beside him, Three Pao the Pig squealed nonstop.

Upon seeing Three Pao the Pig, Yu Xiao Gang suddenly came to his senses. Wait, I'm a Great Soul Master. How could I let some little brat bully me?

"Three Pao the Pig!"

"First Soul Skill: Fart Like Thunder, Earth-Shattering Three Pao the Pig!"

As Yu Xiao Gang finished speaking, Three Pao the Pig, standing before Xu Xin, began to squirm as it prepared to fart.

Xu Xin was just about to kick it, but before he could act, a long leg flashed before him and kicked Trash Gang's martial soul flying.

"So it's just a pig that knows how to fart."

Liu Erlong's scornful voice rang out before them as Three Pao the Pig crashed heavily onto the ground floor below.

"Three Pao, my Three Pao!"

Yu Xiao Gang broke down. His martial soul was connected to him—if anything happened to it, something would happen to him too.

After glaring at Liu Erlong, Yu Xiao Gang immediately leaned over the railing and looked down. Three Pao the Pig lay on the ground, twitching continuously, before vanishing the next moment.

Thank goodness... it wasn't dead!

"Thanks, Sister Erlong. Otherwise, I would've been fumigated by its fart."

Xu Xin smiled faintly. That kick had been truly powerful.

"Even if I hadn't kicked it, you were about to do it yourself. No need to thank me."

Liu Erlong waved her hand and stood protectively in front of Xu Xin.

"You... you!"

"Pfft!!"

Yu Xiao Gang turned around and spat out a mouthful of blood... losing both the wife and the army...

More and more people gathered around...

"Hey, hey, there's actually someone whose martial soul is a farting pig?"

"Hahahaha, do you think his martial soul might stink him to death?"

"Eugh... now that you mention it, I really do smell something foul..."

"Blech... he, he wet his pants! How disgusting!!!!"

"..."

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