Moyan: I Have a Dog Called Tang San Dog!

Shrek Academy.

Today marked Shrek Academy's new student registration day. On the Douluo Continent, the school most coveted by every eleven- or twelve-year-old was Shrek Academy, the academy that had defeated the "evil" Spirit Hall ten thousand years ago.

For those boys and girls, getting into the academy had become an obsession. It seemed that entering this school would bring glory to their ancestors.

It was truly rather bizarre.

Moyan and Dugu Luo followed Dugu Yan to Shrek City. As Dugu Yan stared at the city before her, those icy memories surged into her mind like a tide. Back then, she had carried her daughter here and knelt to beg Shrek Academy for help, yet those people had acted aloof, claiming that the academy was fair.

They had ruthlessly rejected her and the Dugu family with all those high-minded excuses. How ironic!

Her ancestor had brought so many benefits to the original Shrek Academy. Even those immortal herbs had been given by her ancestor. Otherwise, how could the so-called Shrek Seven Devils have defeated Spirit Hall? In the end, her ancestor had truly been blind.

Why did Dugu Yan know so much? She had pieced it all together from the notes left behind by her ancestors, Dugu Yan and Dugu Bo. And that so-called Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect—what sincere devotion to one's woman? In the end, one word from her uncle had been enough for him to abandon his wife and daughter.

"The past is the past. There's no need to keep dwelling on it."

Moyan, who was lying on Dugu Luo's shoulder, sensed the resentment around Dugu Yan and kindly reminded her.

"Yeah~" At Moyan's reminder, the resentment around Dugu Yan gradually faded. "Once Lord Saint obtains that destiny, there'll be no need for this academy to exist."

Seeing the resentment fade from Dugu Yan, Moyan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. She had truly been afraid Dugu Yan would suddenly lose control. Who wouldn't rage and lose control over something like that?

Dugu Bo had invested so much, only for it all to come to nothing. He had lost everything and gained nothing. Oh! No, at least he had become Shrek's honorary elder.

Dugu Bo:

"Mom~" Seeing that her mother was in a very strange mood, Dugu Luo stepped forward and took her hand.

She knew how much pain, resentment, and—

"A Luo, Mom is fine. Now that we've met Lord Saint, everything will get better." Dugu Yan reached out and stroked Dugu Luo's head. "A Luo, once you enter the academy, take care of Lady Moyan. Lord Saint said she's far too lazy, so you may need to clean up after her."

"I understand."

Dugu Luo agreed without the slightest hesitation. Meeting Lord Saint had been nothing less than a divine blessing for their mother and daughter. Unlike Dugu Bo, who had met that Tang San—he had practically been a thankless wretch.

Even his detoxification method only treated the symptoms, not the root cause!

Just how had Dugu Bo's brain been built?

Dugu Bo:

Dugu Bo would never have imagined that ten thousand years later, his descendants would constantly curse him for being stupid and brainless.

Moyan looked at the bustling street ahead, and her face immediately fell. She truly did not want to move at all. Couldn't that main body of hers have just sent Dugu Luo alone?

"I'll see you off here. If anything happens, contact me directly with the communicator."

Dugu Yan sensed several Soul Douluo approaching. After giving the two of them her instructions, she immediately left and headed toward the house Lord Saint had arranged for her.

The house in Shrek City naturally belonged to the new Dragon Slave, while the communicator was a first-grade Soul Tool researched by Jin Tianming. Though it was only a semi-finished product, being able to make calls was enough for now.

As for the medium enabling communication, it was naturally maintained by Tang Gou's divine soul.

Tang Gou's divine soul was simply treasure from head to toe. When Tian Mucheng and Jin Tianming discovered that it could not only sustain the Ice Fire Yin Yang Well's small world, but also serve as a communication medium, it was a truly delightful surprise!

Hearing her mother's instructions, Dugu Luo obediently nodded. Moyan had already leaned back against Dugu Luo's shoulder like a dead dog.

"Whoa! Are they the invigilators for this round?"

"It's actually Director Du, a Soul Douluo!"

"That uncle is a Soul Douluo? Why is he so young? My grandfather was that old when he became a Soul Douluo."

"Idiot! This is Shrek Academy, the number one academy on the Douluo Continent. Would the outer academy's dean of instruction be weak?"

"Exactly, exactly!"

"..."

Dugu Luo silently stared in the direction her mother had vanished. As the whispers of those boys and girls reached her ears, she slowly turned around as though waking from a dream. That single glance was like lightning tearing through the night sky, instantly igniting the blaze of fury within her. "Du Wilun!"

When her gaze landed on that bespectacled middle-aged man, her fists clenched involuntarily and her teeth ground together as she squeezed out his name through gritted teeth.

On the surface, he was the glamorous and amiable dean of the Shrek Academy outer academy's Martial Soul Department. In truth, he was a cold and heartless man.

"Sigh~" Seeing Dugu Luo like this, Moyan thought that mother and daughter truly had the same temperament. She really did not know who would be taking care of whom in the future. She took Dugu Luo's soft little hand. "Be good. It's not time yet. Don't make things difficult for your Lord Saint, okay?"

At Moyan's reminder, the anger in Dugu Luo's heart instantly vanished. No matter how angry she was, she could not disrupt Lord Saint's plans.

"Tsk~" Seeing Dugu Luo immediately return to normal, Moyan could not help thinking, As expected of that person's most devoted little fangirl. One sentence and she's settled.

After dealing with Dugu Luo, Moyan's lazy gaze fell on Du Wilun ahead. A Soul Douluo, with what seemed to be a rare fire Element Martial Soul. He also seemed to be that petty Dean Yan's dog.

"Hm?"

Du Wilun sensed a gaze brazenly assessing him. His Soul Douluo-level Spiritual Power swiftly caught the owner of that gaze.

They were two girls of eleven or twelve.

Seeing that the two girls were looking him over, Du Wilun assumed they admired him just like the other boys and girls. He did not think much of it and began explaining today's exam. "Everyone, I am Du Wilun, dean of the Shrek Academy outer academy's Martial Soul Department, and I am responsible for your new student entrance examination!"

"First, pay ten Gold Soul Coins in tuition. Only then can you begin the entrance examination."

"Pfft~" Suddenly, a laugh rang out among the silent boys and girls. Du Wilun shot an unfriendly glance in its direction. Seeing that it was the two girls from before, he unhappily pushed up his glasses, but still asked gently, "You two, is there something so funny that made you laugh out loud?"

As Du Wilun's words fell, the boys and girls all turned to look over. They were also curious which genius had laughed at a time like this.

Dugu Luo also looked blankly at Moyan, who had laughed beside her. You just told me not to get angry, so why did you suddenly laugh out loud?

"Sorry, I remembered that my dog is about to give birth." Moyan suppressed the urge in her heart and covered her mouth as she explained.

"What dog giving birth could possibly be so funny?"

Hearing that answer, Du Wilun's expression darkened. This explanation was clearly just fooling him.

When Moyan's beautiful eyes saw that Du Wilun would not let it go, she simply went all in. "Uncle, my dog's nickname is Tang Gou, and her full name is Tang San Dog. She's recently going to give birth to two puppies."

"My big brother named the unborn female puppy Tang Tongou and the male puppy Tang Lingou. Teacher, do you think those names are okay?"

Du Wilun:

The other invigilators:

The boys and girls:

Dugu Luo: 6. As expected of Sister Moyan!

Tang Gou: Is no one going to speak up for me?

Readers: Speak up my ass!