Moyan: So Teacher Wants to Compete with My Dog for Its Name?

Moyan really did not want to laugh, but hearing about the ten Soul Coin fee made her think of those discussions from her previous life about hundreds of students fighting over a single toilet and shower stall.

She truly could not hold it in.

I'm sorry, Original Body. I thought laziness was my only flaw. I never expected having such a low laugh threshold to be a flaw too. I'm afraid I can't complete your mission.

But just thinking about being sent off to fight hundreds of Shrek Academy outer court students for a toilet makes me want to laugh so badly!

After hearing Moyan's words, the young men and women looked at her with odd expressions and a trace of curiosity. In particular, the Shrek Academy students and teachers were glaring at her with great hostility and anger.

The newly registered freshmen might not have understood, but as loyal believers and students of Shrek Academy, how could they fail to grasp what Moyan meant? She was ostensibly talking about dogs, but was really using them to insult their ancestor, Tang San.

For someone to show such disrespect toward Ancestor Tang San, she truly had a death wish!

"Heh." Du Wilun's expression turned extremely ugly after hearing Moyan's explanation. How could he not understand that she was using a roundabout insult?

Suppressing the fury in his heart, he gritted his teeth and said, "You two students, it seems Shrek Academy is not fated for either of you. You may return home now and take care of your little dogs."

"They're not called little dogs!" Moyan immediately became unhappy upon hearing Du Wilun's words. Playing dumb, she said, "Their name is Tang San Dog, not little dogs. Oh, right!"

As though she had suddenly remembered something, Moyan clapped her hands in excitement. "I forgot. Tang San Dog at home changed its name a few days ago. It's now called Tang San Dog Thing!"

Everyone from Shrek: ???

Standing nearby, Dugu Luo nearly failed to hold back her laughter. She bit her lip, telling herself that she absolutely could not laugh. Lord Moyan was standing up for her, so she had to endure it.

She had to cooperate properly!

After a brief pause, she could not help pondering whether she and Lord Moyan could remain at Shrek Academy. But upon thinking it through carefully, it did not seem as crucial as she had imagined.

After all, Lord Saint had already said that if things truly developed to the worst possible point, they could simply leave without hesitation.

Besides, they had only come here as scouts. There was no need to risk their lives over this. As long as they followed the original plan, even if they ultimately could not stay at Shrek Academy, they would not be doomed beyond redemption. At that thought, the tension in her heart eased slightly.

"What a Dog Thing!!!" Du Wilun could no longer suppress the fury in his heart. She had actually insulted Shrek Academy's Ancestor Tang San so grievously. This was simply... a death wish!

Seeing Du Wilun like this, Moyan looked blankly and innocently at Dugu Luo beside her. "A Luo, what's wrong with this teacher?"

Hearing Lord Moyan ask her, Dugu Luo immediately cooperated and answered in a low voice, "Maybe this teacher also has a dog at home called Tang San Dog. He doesn't like another family's dog having the same name as his, so he got angry."

"Oh, oh, oh!" Moyan nodded, apparently very satisfied with Dugu Luo's cooperation, and hurriedly apologized to Du Wilun. "I'm sorry, Teacher!"

Moyan's apology left Du Wilun unsure whether he should lose his temper. With so many people watching, the girl had already apologized. It would not look good if he attacked her now.

But Moyan's next sentence instantly shattered his restraint. "So Teacher also has a dog called Tang San Dog at home! Then fine, my little dog will never be called Tang San Dog again. It'll just be called Tang San Dog Thing!"

"Heh... Hahaha." Du Wilun was truly angered into laughter by Moyan's words. He could endure no more. There was no need to endure any longer.

Just as he was about to move and seize the two of them, Moyan's next words left him frozen on the spot, his mind plunging into thought.

"Looks like Teacher doesn't like my dog being called Tang San Dog or Tang San Dog Thing." Seeing Du Wilun's furious face, Moyan continued to play dumb. Her lazy expression turned serious. "It seems Teacher cares deeply about dog names and only wants the dog in his own home to have that name."

"Then fine! I, Moyan, am quite generous. I'll give the name to Teacher. When I go back someday, I'll have my big brother change the dog's name to Hao Grass-Dog!"

Du Wilun: ???

Everyone from Shrek: ???

What the heck was Hao Grass-Dog?

Dugu Luo did not quite understand either. She looked at Moyan in confusion. She knew about Tang San Dog and Tang San Dog Thing, but she had no idea what Hao Grass-Dog meant.

As one of Shrek Academy's most loyal believers, Du Wilun quickly understood the meaning behind Hao Grass-Dog. Wasn't Ancestor Tang San's mother the Blue Silver Emperor? Wasn't his father called Tang Hao?

Hao Grass-Dog was—

"You truly have a death wish!" Du Wilun could not endure it any longer. No matter what faction these two little girls came from, he would definitely teach them a harsh lesson on behalf of their parents today!

Especially that brown-haired girl. At this moment, his heart was filled with fury and resentment, and he had even resolved to tear that girl's mouth apart! His aura suddenly erupted, and eight Soul Rings blazing with dazzling light slowly rose from beneath his feet, as though they could unleash world-destroying power at any moment.

But at that very moment, an abrupt voice rang out without warning, forcibly interrupting the action he was about to take.

"Old Du, what are you doing here? Why hasn't the assessment started yet?" The voice was as loud and imposing as a great bell, inspiring instinctive awe.

The moment Du Wilun heard that voice, his body jolted, and his expression instantly became incomparably excited.

Because he immediately recognized who was speaking—it was the highly respected dean of their academy, Yan Shaozhe!

Yan Shaozhe, titled Bright Phoenix, possessed the Bright Phoenix martial soul. He was currently a level 95 assault-type Super Douluo, the dean of Shrek Academy's Martial Soul Department, and its 261st dean.

Without hesitation, Du Wilun turned around and fixed his eyes on the direction the voice had come from, his gaze filled with anticipation.

Hmph, this time I'll definitely have the dean judge who is right. Let him see just how outrageous that hateful brown-haired girl is. A naturally evil little girl like her should be thrown out of Shrek City!

How could someone who had so insulted Ancestor Tang San be worthy of joining Shrek Academy?

Moyan and Dugu Luo also turned toward the voice. When the two saw the middle-aged man, their expressions differed.

Isn't this Pie-Drawing Douluo?

The Douluo who spent all day making empty promises to Shrek Academy's students.

Especially to a certain Child of Fortune.

Old Huo: ...

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