Konoha Year 60, July 7th | Weather: Clear (Probably) | Konoha's Sun Is Open for Business
AM 8:00—Konoha Celestial Movement Observation Report
The world's sun honestly poked its head out from the east.
Konoha's sun?
Heh! Today, the old fellow was feeling willful and decided to rise slowly from a steaming hot spring pool—complete with two human sloth accessories hanging off him.
AM 9:00—Diplomatic Developments: Konoha Hot Spring Summit Forum
Uzumaki Naruto cordially met with the King of Tardiness, veteran fan of little yellow books and literary erotica (crossed out), elite Jonin instructor—Hatake Kakashi—in the hot spring VIP lounge!
Both sides reached multiple important consensuses in an enthusiastic and constructive atmosphere!
The talks bore abundant fruit, and both host and guest were delighted!
After the meeting, Teacher Kakashi directly carried off Sasuke, Human Hanger Accessory and Key Demander, and Sakura, Immortal Land VIP Member, leading them into specialized training.
Leaving behind only Konoha's Sun—Uzumaki Naruto—who was about to usher in a new era of "Wood Release + Flying Thunder God" greatness!
AM 10:00
Shinobi World Daily, Konoha Temporary Headquarters—Top Star Uzumaki Naruto Special.
Uzumaki Naruto crossed one leg over the other, sitting like a big shot. "Taihei, your KPIs have been pretty good lately."
Uchiha Liutong (crossed out), Toma Taihei rubbed his hands in a fawning manner, his smile ingratiating. "It's all thanks to your unmatched divine might, Boss! The moment that stunning photo of yours hit the papers, the 'Focus on the Konoha Chunin Ninja Exams' special edition sold like crazy!
The girls nearly crushed the newsstands, and they almost started fighting over your photo!"
Naruto sighed, suddenly possessed by the spirit of an award-winning actor.
"Alas, as the rising sun of the shinobi world, for the newspaper's sustainable development and for our public opinion stronghold to