Jiraiya With his face covered with shoe marks and slap marks, and wearing a funny hood, Brother Pig smiled with a "perfect" face, and his nosebleed flowed without even realizing it.
"Ouch. It hurts. I'm so lucky. My life is complete! Hehe."
It only lasted three seconds before his alert, swollen eyes suddenly shrank.
That blond, blue-eyed kid who's as fast as teleportation?
It was inexplicably familiar.
He sat up straight and suppressed his sneer, his swollen eyes unable to hide their sharpness.
Hedgehog blonde? Clear blue eyes?
Minato Namikaze?
The name almost came out of his mouth, but he denied it. "It's not impossible."
He suddenly woke up with confusion on his swollen face. He slapped his thigh and grinned in pain: That child? Could it be. Naruto?
He has actually grown so big?
Do you still possess such ghostly skills?
"It hurts. Damn it, this kid kicked me too hard!" The pain nerves finally defeated his hormones and suspicion, bringing him back to reality.
Jiraiya grinned and rubbed his butt that was about to blossom, looking back at the place where Naruto disappeared with complicated eyes.
"Hahaha!"
A burst of laughter suddenly rang in my ears!
"Hey Lao Deng, does it feel good to be kicked into a 'human football'? Is the slap sashimi delicious enough?" Naruto had been watching the whole process just now, and he was almost going crazy with joy.
The old man turned his head sharply, allowing Naruto to see the front.
This old man was slapped dozens of times and the shoe prints were clearly welded on his face.
Above the head is a mysterious 'pure white crown' of unknown origin, fluttering in the wind~
Naruto almost burst out laughing.
But look closely. Hiss!
This old man was as tall as a giant bear, and he stood tall even after being slapped numerous times.
What's even more outrageous is the expression: drawing with a nosebleed, the corners of the mouth slightly raised, how much intoxication does it appear that "after all the hardships, the joy comes"?
This intoxicated look fell into Naruto's eyes, making the corners of his mouth twitch.
ah? How could he be so perverted?
"Hey! Kid!"
The old man's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Brat! You don't know how to respect the elderly and the virtuous at all!
He spoke aggressively, "You! Do you know who I am? How dare you attack the great Toad Sage."
"Uncle, your nose is bleeding and it's dripping, so wipe it on your beard?"
He paused and added thoughtfully, "Also, peeping into the women's bath and calling yourself an 'immortal' doesn't have a good influence, right?"
"Cough cough cough!"
"What nonsense!" He wiped away his nosebleed, and Jiraiya's voice suddenly rose an octave higher, "I am collecting on-site materials for sacred literary creation! Through in-depth observation of life, uh... inspire great artistic inspiration!!"
He was roaring in his heart: Why is this kid so mouthy?
Naruto slowly raised his eyes from Kakashi's personal · ultimate salted fish eyes. "Haha."
This ho ho sound is as lethal as Tailed Beast Ball!
This soft nail made Jiraiya choke so much.
At the same time, Naruto was also rapidly scanning the old man.
The head was covered with wet and messy silver-white hedgehog hair.
With this hair color, could it be Kakashi-sensei's distant second uncle?
No, Pass.
Kakashi sauna is a restrained and coquettish style, this person is the founder of the wild and coquettish style.
The painting style is too different.
What's more important is the amount of Chakra dormant in the opponent's body. He has never seen such a thick Mana Bar except his own.
The point is, this Chakra is extremely strange and has never been seen in Konoha.
And that weird piece Forehead Protector.
"Oil"?
Naruto frowned, a sign he had never seen before.
Which village has such a greasy sign?
There is only one possibility: not from Konoha!
Good guy! Come to my Konoha site to spy on women?
Do you understand the rules? Do you know this is a food grab?
It's like eating the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard.
His eyes were as sharp as a knife. "Hey! That suspicious guy over there! Tell me his name! Which village is Jonin? Or is it Chunin Ninja Exams who sneaked in as a suspicious person?"
Jiraiya: (д)?
Doubt my identity? You are blind, you little devil!
He straightened his back, instantly activated the X-dressing mode, and performed a ridiculous Toad twist dance pose:
"Hahaha! Good question - I am Mount Myōboku Toad Spirit Immortal Sage, commonly known as - Toad Sage! Come on!"
This weird and embarrassing dance made Naruto dig his toes out of the three bedrooms and one living room. Wouldn't he feel embarrassed?
and
"Clam Toad Sage?"
Anyone dares to call themselves an immortal.
He Naruto dare not call himself an immortal.
What's more, I caught a glimpse of the criss-crossing slap marks on the other person's face + the meandering nosebleeds.
Naruto's mouth twitched crazily. "I think it's——Pervert Sage! Pervy Sage! That's right?"
"You little brat! Do you know how to respect your seniors?"
Jiraiya was almost furious. He took out a book from his body and showed it to Naruto: "Did you see it? I told you before, I am a writer and I am collecting materials for my work!"
When Naruto saw this book with a red cover, it felt surprisingly familiar.
"Make-Out Paradise"?
Kakashi-sensei Isn't this the book that I've been holding in my arms all day?
"It turns out you are the author. What exactly is in your book?"
"Haha, did the kid recognize me?"
Jiraiya's face finally showed a bit of proud satisfaction, which would be true if you didn't look at the shoe prints and slap marks on his face.
"But I won't tell you what the content is."
"And, hum! You little brat, you bothered me to collect information, just forget it this time, I won't let you go so easily next time."
"Wait!"
Naruto shouted, as if he suddenly realized something.
His eyes were like lightning as he locked onto the silver-white hedgehog's back. "If I guessed correctly, you are the legendary Lord Jiraiya, right?!"
Jiraiya's steps stagnated, and he turned back in surprise. "Oh? Kid, do you know this immortal?"
It's okay if you don't know me!
For "Hokage ambition", he had already figured out the Konoha High Command genealogy.
The cruel truth is: Hokage throne? Light energy is of no use!
The core of the Hokage throne is still: the personal chain of master and apprentice/brotherly baton.
A hard background is really hard!
Although he Uzumaki Naruto is bound to the "future six generations" Kakashi-sensei and his own "seventh generation", but when Kakashi comes to power, will it be the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Horse?
His target has long been locked: Fifth Hokage!
To become Hokage, both are indispensable: name and implement, no, name and virtue.
For this reason, the virtue (force) is full.
Only "name" has been hard to find!
If he Naruto becomes Seventh, he will naturally be famous. After all, the master is Sixth. But if you want to be Fifth Hokage in advance, you need to build a new ladder.
Looking for Third Hokage to become a disciple? The old man has long been in seclusion at an advanced age. What about Sannin? Orochimaru snake defected, Tsunade disappeared, and there were Jiraiya and Shinobi World wandering around.
But who could have guessed!
I unexpectedly met Lao Deng again here in the hot spring.
The turning points in life are fleeting!
Wouldn't it be better to grab it and refine it instantly?
In the blink of an eye, Naruto stepped forward with a clear voice. "Lord Jiraiya!"
His eyes were burning, and there was nothing else in his eyes—all the desire for Hokage!
"Please accept me as your disciple!"