My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 2

Heavenly Flames, Yun Yun, Xiao Yan!

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"I'll return this to Changxin later." Queen Medusa thought for a moment and muttered to herself.

But why was this book giving off a white glow?

It was like a Heavenly Book!

Queen Medusa frowned slightly, looking at the booklet in her hand in confusion.

Even though the Snake People Clan possessed many rare treasures, especially inherited cultivation techniques and Dou Skills, none had ever displayed such a strange phenomenon.

Before Queen Medusa could think further, the pages in her hand suddenly began flipping on their own without any wind.

A few days ago, I got beaten up for no reason, and my mind suddenly cleared. Turns out I'm fucking transmigrator—and I came here in my actual body, not as a native of this world!

Upon seeing the first page, Queen Medusa froze.

A transmigrator?!

What did that mean?

Could it be that Changxin had shattered space and come from another world as a powerful expert?

But Chen Changxin had been with the Snake People Clan for three years, and he was still only a Two-star Dou Shi. To shatter space and travel between worlds—

One would need to be at least a Dou Zun or Dou Sheng to accomplish that, right?

My memories had been sealed away before, but now I finally remembered everything!

But remembering it is fucking useless. It's not like I can make use of it anyway.

Breaking the old shackles of the past, only today did I learn that I am myself!

"Sealed memories?"

Seeing this, Queen Medusa nearly cried out.

Could Chen Changxin truly be an expert capable of Shattering the Void...

It was just that, when his memories had been sealed, his strength had been sealed along with them?

That explanation did seem to make sense.

After some thought, Queen Medusa decided to keep reading.

So this fucking world is a wish fulfillment novel world. It seems to be a mash-up of Central Plains' Five Whites, Battle Through the Heavens, Douluo, Perfect World, and Shrouding the Heavens. In simple terms, it's a hodgepodge of wish fulfillment novels!

"A wish fulfillment novel world? Central Plains' Five Whites? Battle Through the Heavens...?"

Queen Medusa was somewhat bewildered.

Could this diary have come from the Outer World too?

Thinking about it that way, it did seem plausible.

After all, Queen Medusa felt that the book in her hands exuded an extraordinary air no matter how she looked at it.

But why did she keep feeling that Chen Changxin's words were implying this world was not real?

She had heard of novels before.

In the human world, in the Imperial Capital, there were storytellers who recounted books such as Dream of the Red Chamber and Imperial Disputes.

Could it be that she was merely a character in a book?

The thought stunned Queen Medusa.

Queen Medusa had actually entertained this absurd notion before.

That was, aside from herself, everyone else in this world was an illusion.

She just had not expected that even she herself was an illusion.

And to make matters worse, by some fucking coincidence, I once saved Queen Medusa's younger sister and stole Haibodong's lover.

By some chance, she brought me into the Snake People Clan, took me as her disciple, and made me this Snake People Clan's prince in name only! What kind of bullshit is that? I'm human, not a snake~

But Queen Medusa is ruthless enough too. In order to break through to Dou Zong, she actually used a Heavenly Flame to burn herself. Not only did she nearly burn herself to death, she even ended up creating a Second Soul.

Then that Bulldozer Xiao Yan picked up the leftovers and turned her into the bodyguard and pet of a Da Dou Shi. In the end, she was pinned down in lava and impregnated. Life is truly unpredictable—what a complete fucking mess!

At this point, Queen Medusa's breathtakingly beautiful face instantly darkened.

It was true that Changxin had saved Die.

But how could Die possibly be Haibodong's lover?

At the thought of that human Dou Huang, a trace of coldness appeared in Queen Medusa's eyes.

But that was not what truly angered her.

She was the dignified queen of the Snake People Clan, at the Peak Dou Huang—how could she become the bodyguard and pet of a Da Dou Shi?

Pinned down in lava and impregnated by someone???

"Hmph! You rebellious disciple, how dare you slander me?" Queen Medusa snorted coldly, and the teacup in her hand instantly turned to powder.

However—

She did intend to seek out a Heavenly Flame to break through to Dou Zong, but how did Changxin know about that?

Nearly burned to death by Heavenly Flames?

A Second Soul?!

In other words, I would find Heavenly Flames in the future and develop a new soul. My strength would be damaged, which was why I'd be deceived by a human Da Dou Shi?

A chill rose in Medusa's heart when she read this.

She had already made up her mind to ask Changxin about it later.

After thinking for a moment, Medusa patiently continued reading the diary.

However, over the past three years, Medusa had treated me quite well. She brought me back from that Nameless Village to the Snake People Clan and taught me with great care.

Even when I made mistakes, she never punished me. Who would've thought Medusa was actually so gentle? Sure enough, she's after my body, isn't she?

A few days ago, I passed by the Desert Oasis of the Snake People Clan. I stared blankly at the lake's surface.

Huh? There's actually such a handsome guy in this world?

Those features, that face, that skin! He could easily crush every Fresh Meat from my previous life!

Oh, it was me. Then it's fine.

Sure enough, the reason I was able to enter the Snake People Clan was still this face I had before transmigrating!

"Pah."

Medusa lightly spat when she read this.

Even though she could not understand much of it, she could still sense Chen Changxin's self-praise between the lines.

But after thinking it over, Medusa could not find anything to refute.

Changxin truly was the most handsome man she had ever seen, and that was also why Medusa had brought him back to the Snake People Clan in the first place.

No one knew this except Medusa herself.

She was actually a hardcore face-con!

If Chen Changxin had not been so good-looking, she likely would have sent him to a human city back then, and the two of them would never have had anything to do with each other again.

After all, Medusa was not human. She could not possibly show an ordinary person too much favor.

Even if he had saved Die's life, she would not repay him!

Medusa quietly flipped through Changxin's diary, which had appeared from who knew where.

Before she knew it, she had become absorbed in it!

Medusa was not someone with a strong desire to pry into others' affairs.

Yet Chen Changxin's diary filled her with an irresistible thirst for knowledge and curiosity.

That was because it was full of secrets and was nothing like an ordinary diary.

As a transmigrator, I originally thought I was supposed to be some peerless genius with extraordinary talent, someone who would level up the moment I started cultivating. But apparently, that wasn't the case.

Die said it was because I started cultivating too late. My bones and physique had already taken shape, so cultivating Dou Qi and Dou Skills was somewhat difficult.

Damn it, if I'd known I was a transmigrator, would I have stayed in that little village for so many years?

I'd have gone everywhere seeking famous masters long ago! Not to mention distant places—the neighboring Misty Cloud Sect is pretty good. It's full of handsome men and beautiful women. If I joined, there might even be lots of junior sisters who could be sweet or spicy~

If that didn't work, I could go to Wutan City and trick Xiao Yan out of his ring. Xiao Yan could use cheats, so why couldn't I?

And Old Yao inside Xiao Yan's ring was a genuine Venerable Yao—an Eighth-grade Alchemist, the soul of a Dou Zun expert, and he even came with Heavenly Flames. It was practically the perfect Novice Gift Pack!

Oh, right, speaking of the Misty Cloud Sect, I wonder whether Yun Yun has gone to the Monster Mountain Range yet, and whether she has met Xiao Yan, that Bulldozer, in the cave!

Xiao Yan had no good intentions. He prepared aphrodisiacs in advance and waited for Yun Yun. In this life, no matter what, I can't let that Bulldozer Xiao Yan succeed. A woman as peerlessly elegant as Yun Yun cannot be ruined by Xiao Yan!

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