My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 21

Stuff it in his mouth and let him have his fill!

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"An outsider snuck in? What snake would be so bold as to dare steal something from Medusa? Xiao Qing, do you know what item Your Majesty lost?"

Chen Changxin frowned slightly, a vague sense of foreboding rising in his heart.

As a forbidden ground of the Snake People Clan, Queen's Palace was regarded with awe by all Snake People.

What kind of snake would dare come here to steal something?!

Were they really not afraid of death?

Your Majesty's coldness and aloofness were no act. When she made a move, she showed no mercy whatsoever.

On top of that, Snake People guards patrolled Queen's Palace at all times.

Trying to steal something from Medusa was even more difficult.

There was no snake capable of doing such a thing!

Could it have been a human?

Could Xiao Yan have come and stolen Medusa's Heavenly Flames?!

No, that wasn't right. According to the original story, even if Xiao Yan had come to the Tagor Desert intending to take the Heavenly Flames, it shouldn't have happened this quickly!

"Yes... it was an intimate personal item of Your Majesty's." Xiao Qing looked at Chen Changxin with a troubled expression.

"..."

Chen Changxin fell silent for a long while. Then, he looked toward the item he had tossed into the corner and gave Xiao Qing a meaningful glance.

"Yes..." Xiao Qing nodded timidly.

It was over, it was over!

Would His Highness kill her to keep her quiet?

Xiao Qing's heart was filled with panic and fear.

Had she known, she would have knocked before entering.

It was all because she and His Highness were too familiar with each other that she had overlooked such etiquette!

"Your Highness... Xiao Qing knows nothing!" Xiao Qing looked pleadingly at Chen Changxin.

Though her master had always been gentle, refined, and easygoing...

When lives were at stake, killing a snake to silence her did not seem all that strange~

"You should leave first." Seeing Xiao Qing's pitiful appearance, Chen Changxin found it amusing, yet rubbed his brow with a headache.

"Yes!" Xiao Qing immediately felt as though she had been granted a pardon and quickly left Chen Changxin's bedroom.

September sixth, Dragon Head Raising!

"Isn't Dragon Head Raising on the second day of the second lunar month?"

Seeing what Chen Changxin had written in his diary, many women voiced their doubts and confusion.

From what they remembered...

The second day of the second lunar month was the Dragon Head Raising Festival!

Why had Chen Changxin suddenly declared September sixth to be Dragon Head Raising?

"Pah, what a lecherous bastard!"

However, a few of the more perceptive female leads quickly understood the meaning behind Chen Changxin's words.

This dragon was probably not a proper dragon!

Something utterly ridiculous happened today! That damned diary system actually rewarded me with a piece of women's intimate clothing!

It would have been one thing if someone had worn it before, but it had been worn by Queen Medusa! Wasn't this downright fatal?!

If Your Majesty found out, wouldn't my lifelong reputation be ruined in an instant?!

And I heard that Your Majesty thinks an outsider thief broke in. She is currently searching for this Bellyband Maniac!

No matter what, I cannot let Queen Medusa find out about this! This matter must be buried in my stomach forever!

Chen Changxin, Chen Changxin, you are a refined gentleman, gentle as jade. This must be a test from the Heavenly Dao. You must not feel ashamed over it. The one who should be ashamed is the Heavenly Dao, not you!

Still... Medusa's bellyband smelled so good!

Only after Chen Changxin finished writing in his diary did he feel much better.

Sure enough, improper people needed to write more diaries!

That was the only way to vent the pent-up emotions in their hearts.

"Chang—" Suddenly, Medusa's cold voice came from outside the door.

Yet before she could finish speaking, her voice abruptly stopped, as though someone had suddenly grabbed her by the throat.

"This traitorous disciple! My bellyband is actually in his hands?!" Seeing the contents of the diary, Medusa instantly came to a halt. Even her hand, which had been about to knock, froze in place.

"This is simply an affront to his master and ancestors, an act of insubordination!" A blush instantly spread across Medusa's breathtakingly beautiful face.

"Master Queen? Please come in!" Chen Changxin's gentle voice, as soothing as a spring breeze, came from within the room.

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Looking at the half-open door before her, Queen Medusa found herself in a dilemma.

She could neither go in nor stay out!

"Hahahahaha, this guy actually passively stole his own master, Queen Medusa's bellyband?!"

"That's too hilarious! The traitor was right beside me?!"

"Who would've thought that the renowned Queen Medusa of the Snake People Clan would suffer such an embarrassing incident!"

Upon seeing the latest diary entry, quite a few of the heroines immediately clutched their stomachs and laughed nonstop.

"But what exactly is this diary system? It actually stole Queen Medusa of the Snake People Clan's intimate clothing and gave it to Chen Changxin. Could its true form be the Heavenly Dao?!"

After laughing, some of the heroines became puzzled as they looked at the diary system Chen Changxin had mentioned.

Chen Changxin seemed to possess some miraculous ability that allowed him to obtain certain rewards.

"Could it be that the Heavenly Dao stands behind Chen Changxin?"

Very quickly, someone thought of an extremely terrifying possibility!

Otherwise, why could Chen Changxin obtain rewards out of thin air?

"Huh?! The bellyband Sister lost was actually taken by Changxin?!" Upon reading the diary's contents, Die, who had been calmly taking her time, instantly revealed a stunned expression.

A hint of gloating appeared on her exquisitely beautiful face.

"Hahahaha... If Sister finds out that she made such a huge fuss only for it to turn out to be such a misunderstanding, I wonder how spectacular her expression will be!"

"Wait... Changxin said the diary system rewarded it to him. Then won't my intimate clothing suddenly end up with Changxin one day too?!"

All of a sudden, Die seemed to have thought of something terrifying.

Her previously gloating expression immediately wilted.

Ever since Chen Changxin's identity as a Shattering the Void powerhouse had been exposed, he seemed to possess extremely miraculous abilities.

Die did not want to wake up one day, like Medusa, and discover that her intimate clothing was gone, only for it to have appeared in Chen Changxin's possession.

"This Changxin... If he really dares do that, this princess will stuff it into his mouth and let him enjoy it to his heart's content!"

Thinking of that possibility—embarrassing enough to make someone want to dig a hole and hide in it—Die's face flushed crimson as she thought to herself.

"Changxin heard that Master seems to have lost something recently?" Chen Changxin handed Queen Medusa a cup of hot tea and asked softly.

"Mm." Glancing at the culprit before her, Queen Medusa nodded slightly, taking the opportunity to snort softly through her nose as she drank her tea.

There was a trace of unease on her exquisitely beautiful face.

In the end, Queen Medusa still stepped into Chen Changxin's room.

After all, if she suddenly left, it would inevitably make Chen Changxin suspicious.

Besides, she had come today for something important!

"This person is truly skilled and bold. He must be a rare peerless expert in this world, to actually dare come to our Snake People Clan and steal things!" Chen Changxin said thoughtfully.

"Hehe." Hearing Chen Changxin's words, Queen Medusa gave a perfunctory laugh.

This rebellious disciple was even trying to glorify himself!

If the matter of this diary could be revealed, Queen Medusa would definitely make Chen Changxin pay.

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