My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 27

Ahhh, I'm Not Clean Anymore!

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Ah?!

Spanking someone—there was something that exciting?

Then, Chen Changxin saw the faint annoyance on Die's face, and the smile on his own face faded. "Princess Die, I really do have matters to take care of this time!"

"But they're just some unimportant personal affairs. I can take care of them while the Queen is away from the Queen's Palace."

"Besides, Master Queen said I wasn't allowed to cause trouble in the Queen's Palace. She never said I couldn't go outside and cause trouble, did she?!"

Die: "..."

There was such logic?!

Still, her sister really had never said Changxin wasn't allowed to go outside and cause trouble.

"Changxin, you're still young. The outside world is dangerous. Be good—whatever it is, wait until Sister returns and let her handle it for you!"

Die spoke gently. Though she felt Chen Changxin had a point, she still thought she should try to stop him. Her sister had left the Queen's Palace, and if Changxin left too, how boring would it be for her to stay here alone~

"What? Have Master Queen handle it for me?"

The corner of Chen Changxin's mouth twitched. He walked up to Die with a mournful expression. "My Little Die, do you really think I can order the Queen around?"

"Besides, Master Queen bears the responsibility of the Snake People Clan's survival. I'd be too embarrassed to trouble her over such a minor matter."

As he spoke, Chen Changxin beckoned to Die.

Die stared blankly at Chen Changxin, then leaned her little head toward him. Blinking her large eyes, she looked at him innocently.

Then a bashful flush appeared on Die's face. "Y-You, Changxin, don't try that on me. I'm not falling for a handsome man's trick."

Chen Changxin: "..."

He helplessly rubbed his forehead. What was this little master thinking about all day?!

"It's not a handsome man's trick." Chen Changxin took out the Spirit Mist Sword from his Storage Ring!

In an instant, a chilling Sword Intent enveloped the area. Though the desert sun blazed fiercely, Die sensed a bone-piercing cold.

At that moment, Chen Changxin held a pale red short sword in his hand, one chi and seven cun long.

At first glance, it seemed to possess no luster. Yet after looking at it a few more times, one would feel an ominous aura of blood rushing toward them, so piercing it was that they could barely keep their eyes open.

It was clearly a rare divine weapon!

"Sister's Spirit Mist Sword... Why is it in your hands?!"

Die looked at Chen Changxin in astonishment. Then a sly gleam flashed through her eyes. "Changxin, you've learned bad things. You actually stole Sister's sword while she was away?"

Thump—

Chen Changxin was speechless at Die's strange train of thought. He rapped her forehead with his knuckles and explained, "I didn't steal it. The Queen gave it to me."

"She gave it to you?" Die looked confused.

"Don't you understand? The Queen is tacitly allowing me to go out and settle my own affairs. She even gave me her weapon to protect myself."

Chen Changxin spoke with absolute certainty.

Of course, he was not deceiving Die. The Queen had indeed given him this sword for protection.

"Oh, so that's how it is!"

A look of realization appeared on Die's face, and she nodded in agreement.

Since she knew Chen Changxin intended to seek out Xiao Yan while her sister was away from the Queen's Palace, then her sister, who also had a diary, must know about it as well!

Yet instead of stopping him herself, her sister had asked Die to stop him—and had even handed her personal sword to Changxin.

Was she trying to drive a wedge between Changxin and me???

Die thought to herself: Good thing I'm smart. Otherwise, Sister would have tricked me.

Seeing this, Die looked at the Spirit Mist Sword in Chen Changxin's hand and said in a coquettish tone, "This sword is called the Spirit Mist Sword. It is a divine weapon of the Snake People Clan. Rumor has it that it is a cursed weapon, but that is merely hearsay and cannot be trusted."

Chen Changxin smiled in surprise and said calmly, "Whether it is a cursed weapon or a divine weapon depends entirely on the person wielding it! Divine weapons have spirits, yet humans are the masters of all spirits."

"Mm, Changxin, your insight truly is extraordinary, and you have great courage as well!"

Hearing Chen Changxin's words, Die nodded slightly. Her lively eyes were filled with admiration as she smiled faintly. "The Spirit Mist Sword is Sister's most precious possession. Since she has given it to you, do not disgrace this divine weapon or the name of our Snake People Clan!"

"Changxin will certainly not fail in his duty!" Chen Changxin said with a calm, confident smile.

"Although you are an Eight-star Dou Ling, the outside world is different from the Snake People Clan. There are plenty of people stronger than you. Are you sure you want to go alone?"

Die furrowed her brows and asked worriedly.

"Master Little Die, don't worry. I'm only going to some remote towns. There won't be any danger," Chen Changxin said calmly.

With so many profound cultivation techniques, and the Great Luo Sword Heart.

Chen Changxin was quite confident in his own strength!

"Since that's the case, I won't try to dissuade you. Go on, then." Seeing this, Die said nothing more and merely nodded slightly.

"Changxin takes his leave!" Chen Changxin put away the Spirit Mist Sword and nodded.

"Oh, right, Changxin, wait a moment." As she watched Chen Changxin turn to leave, Die suddenly spoke.

"Master Little Die, you..."

Chen Changxin turned around and looked at Die before him. Before he could voice the question in his heart, he suddenly felt something soft seal his lips.

All he could see was Die's stunningly beautiful face, magnified before his eyes.

Die's fragrant scent rushed into his nose!

"This is this princess's blessing for you!"

Die did not linger over it. Her cherry lips parted at a touch, mischief glittering in her starry eyes.

That peerlessly graceful figure quickly vanished from Chen Changxin's sight.

Leaving behind only a completely dumbfounded Chen Changxin!

Ahhh!

Hahaha!

"What kind of episode is this guy having now?!"

The women were immediately stunned as they looked at the sudden new content in the diary.

The two masters seemed rather strange today!

Medusa and Princess Die both seemed unusually shy today. Was I seeing things?!

But both masters flatly denied it. They must be hiding something from me!

Medusa went to the Tagor Desert to search for Heavenly Flames. Before leaving, she even told me not to cause trouble in the Queen's Palace!

As a good disciple of my master, of course I wouldn't fool around in the Queen's Palace. I had something important to do today—I was going to meet that Xiao Yan and let him know what a real man was!

Oh, right, I'd take Xiao Yan's ring while I was at it. Without that ring, let's see how you're supposed to keep cheating! And it was time to settle the score for Xiao Yan sneaking into my wife's room in the middle of the night and touching her body!

Just now, Princess Die tried to stop me from leaving. I originally thought Princess Die meant well, but who would've thought!

That sly little vixen Die actually launched a sneak attack while I wasn't paying attention! Princess Die, you have no martial virtue!!!

I'm still a virgin, yet Princess Die secretly kissed me!

I knew it—Princess Die was after my body too.

As her disciple, I could only let Master Little Die do whatever she wanted to me. Master Medusa, Yun Yun, Nalan Yanran, Qing Lin, Xiao Yi Xian, Gu Xun'er, Ya Fei, Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, I'm sorry—I'm no longer pure!

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