My Diary in Battle Through the Heavens: Heroines Are All Confused!
Chapter 49

049: (Third Update!) Haibodong Had No Pride—Did the Dou Huangs of the Northwest Continent Have None Either?

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The moment they saw Chen Changxin had updated his diary, the many heroines immediately opened their diaries!

"Pah! You call that stopping at the edge of the cliff because you were afraid of letting us down? You were clearly just afraid of getting poisoned! I've never seen anyone as shameless as you!"

Upon seeing Chen Changxin's updated diary, the heroines were instantly overcome with embarrassment.

They spat in Chen Changxin's direction from afar.

"Damn narcissist! Who would fight over you out of jealousy? You must be dreaming!"

Even aloof fairies like Yun Yun and Ling Qingzhu felt their anger surge when they saw this.

Why was this guy's head full of women?

Couldn't he think about anything else?

Who knew how he had cultivated to the point of Shattering the Void?

Maybe Chen Changxin had achieved Shattering the Void after being beaten there by the women around him.

He daydreamed every day, and his dreams were so beautiful. He really deserved a beating!

I wonder what that great seductress Ya Fei is doing right now?

Come to think of it, Haibodong really had it rough!

Originally, I only wanted Ya Fei to get a Haibodong token, to secure some benefits for that great seductress!

Who would have thought that Ice Emperor Haibodong had truly become more muddle-headed with age!

Did he still think he was a Dou Huang expert? He'd been a Da Dou Shi for three years already, yet he still had so little sense. He deserved to get beaten up!

After all, Haibodong was one of the Jia Ma Empire's top ten experts. I hadn't intended to be too ruthless!

But Haibodong had terrible luck. He ran into Xiao Yi Xian and tried to kill this prince in front of her. This prince might have tolerated it, but Xiao Yi Xian certainly wouldn't!

She took out Heart-Eating Powder refined from ants and centipedes, torturing Haibodong until he was neither human nor ghost. Where was even a trace of the Ice Emperor's former majesty?

Still, he should count himself lucky—lucky that Xiao Yi Xian hadn't turned dark yet!

Xiao Yi Xian was an unparalleled formidable woman who, in just two years, swept aside the powers of the Chuyun Empire and established the top-tier Poison Sect!

Once she set her sights on him, Haibodong would be crippled even if he didn't die.

Still, Haibodong really did deserve a lesson. This old man was just asking for it!

You were the head of the Mite'er Family and one of the Jia Ma Empire's top ten experts. Couldn't you have just behaved yourself? Why did you insist on going to the Tagor Desert to become a bounty hunter?

Queen Medusa sealed your strength, yet you still refused to behave.

As a Dou Huang, you had no self-respect at all. You were even determined to be a dog for the Da Dou Shi Xiao Yan, following him around to show off and attacking the Misty Cloud Sect three times!

You went head-to-head with Dou Zong Yun Shan and Dou Huang Yun Yun, showing off everywhere you went!

Did you really not know your own limits?!

If Xiao Yan hadn't been cheating, you would've died who knew how many times already. A classic case of forgetting the pain as soon as the wound healed!

Afternoon!

Seeing Chen Changxin update his diary in broad daylight, the heroines who had yet to take their afternoon naps curiously opened their diaries to read.

Yet the moment they saw the beginning, the women all froze as if struck by lightning.

"This guy... he was thinking about women even in broad daylight? A great seductress? Just how great was she?"

One had to know!

There were quite a few women Chen Changxin called seductresses, but Ya Fei was absolutely the only one he called a great seductress!

However, upon reading the rest, the heroines' eyes widened.

Gossip was a woman's nature.

Especially when the subject was the once-famous Ice Emperor of the Northwest Continent!

"The Ice Emperor who disappeared from the Jia Ma Empire went to Tagor to become a bounty hunter, fell to the level of a Da Dou Shi, and got poisoned by Xiao Yi Xian."

They loved this kind of miserable life story of an expert!

So therapeutic!

"But Haibodong brought this upon himself. He was clearly a famous patriarch, yet he insisted on pretending to be weak while heading to the Tagor Desert to become a bounty hunter and attack the Snake People Clan!"

"He deserved to have Queen Medusa beat him until his strength regressed!"

"His strength had regressed, yet he still didn't know it. He ran into Chen Changxin and still wanted to attack him. If you weren't getting beaten up, then who was???"

Seeing that Haibodong had actually wanted to kill Chen Changxin, quite a few heroines mocked him mercilessly.

Although they hated Chen Changxin calling them his wives.

But!

If anyone was going to kill Chen Changxin, it had to be them. Who did Haibodong think he was?

Was it his turn?

"Haibodong, a Dou Huang of the Jia Ma Empire, actually became a dog for the Da Dou Shi Xiao Yan?" After seeing the later content, many heroines revealed shocked expressions.

You had to know!

The strong had the pride and dignity of the strong!

A Dou Huang expert was, no matter how you put it, a ceiling-level existence on the Northwest Continent.

What Haibodong had done could be said to have single-handedly dragged down the dignity of all Dou Huang experts on the Northwest Continent!

He had no shame, but the other Dou Huangs still needed theirs!

"What?! Haibodong actually went to the Misty Cloud Sect three times to show off before Dou Zong Yun Shan and Dou Huang Yun Yun? How did he dare?"

Seeing this, even though they already knew Haibodong had no dignity, they had not expected him to have no brains either~

Misty Cloud Sect!

One of the Northwest Continent's top forces. Though it had been declining, a starving camel was still bigger than a horse!

The old Sect Master, Yun Shan.

Wait?!

Wasn't Yun Shan at the Peak Dou Huang?

When had he broken through to become a Dou Zong expert?

Holy shit!

Yun Shan had no damn shame. He was a Dou Zong expert, yet he had broken through in complete silence—he was fishing~

One could imagine that if any sects

saw the Misty Cloud Sect declining and wanted to make a move against it, they would be utterly dumbfounded when facing the concealing Dou Zong Yun Shan!

Still, Haibodong really was brave!

He actually dared to show off before the Misty Cloud Sect, which had a Dou Zong.

How had a mere Dou Huang, plus a Da Dou Shi Xiao Yan, managed not to get slapped to death by Yun Shan?!

This was way too fantastical.

The female leads, who had originally been preparing to take a nap, were now wide awake. They stared at the diary excitedly.

Waiting for Chen Changxin's next update!

"If Chen Changxin dares to stop updating here, I'll raise my sword and storm Shimo City!"

Yunlan Grand Hall!

Yun Yun, dressed in a long azure gown, furrowed her delicate brows as she stared fixedly at the diary before her!

Sigh, I said a little too much!

Now that the Green Lotus Core Flame had been taken by the Queen, with me here, Xiao Yan would never have another chance to obtain the Heavenly Flames and make the Queen his pet.

Since Haibodong had met me, this prince could remove the seal within his body and let him return to being a Dou Huang!

That way, I'd have chopped off both of Xiao Yan's right-hand men. Let's see how he could keep showing off then?!

Though it was hard to say. Xiao Yan, that cheating bastard, got cheats wherever he went. Even without Medusa and Haibodong, he still had the soul of an Eighth-grade Alchemist who could grant him Dou Huang-level combat power at any time!

And my little wife Gu Xun'er had arranged a Peak Dou Huang bodyguard for Xiao Yan!

With outside help like that.

Honestly, it still was not much in the face of the Misty Cloud Sect. But what made Xiao Yan's cheat so absurd was that he did not only have outside help—he also had an insider!

I wonder whether my wife Yun Yun had been drugged with an aphrodisiac by Xiao Yan???

If something that should not have happened did happen, Yun Yun would definitely favor Xiao Yan.

It seemed Chapter 48 got held up~ Brothers, wait a little, don't panic~

I was originally planning to post an extra chapter, but this happened again~

So helpless~

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