Eighteen Poses!

Of course, I couldn't forget my adorable Die. Medusa and Die were both my wives, heheh.

When the time came, I would thoroughly explore all Eighteen Poses with my two wives!

Yun Yun, Nalan Yanran, Xiao Xun'er, Xiao Yi Xian, Ya Fei, Qing Lin, Qian Renxue, Bibi Dong, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, Hu Liena, A Yin, Yun Xi, Huo Ling'er, Yue Chan, An Miaoyi, Ruthless Great Emperor, Ji Ziyue, Yao Xi, and Li Hanyi—sorry, beauties, but you would have to wait for me a little longer.

Once my divine art reached Great Accomplishment and I became the Sword Emperor, I would leave the mountain and marry every one of you into the Snake People Clan!

What a pity that I had to marry so young, in the prime of my life. I would never get the chance to ride through the streets in fine clothes, teasing the hearts of those pretty young ladies.

When I was young, my spring robes were light. Riding my horse and leaning against a slanted bridge, I was beckoned by red sleeves from every tower!

The heroines reading the diary were instantly frozen where they stood.

"Becoming a Dou Zong expert in half a year? How is that low-key? That's even more outrageous!"

"Pah! That shameless little thief is still thinking about so many women!"

"Why is my name so far down the list?!"

The heroines continuously vented their complaints about Chen Changxin.

Clearly, they were deeply dissatisfied with just how flirtatious Chen Changxin was.

"Damn it! Isn't having This King enough for Changxin? He still thinks about so many women every day?!" Medusa shot a slightly embarrassed and angry glare in the direction of Chen Changxin's room.

"Still, at least the brat has good taste. He knows This King is the first one he should marry."

Seeing that her name came before everyone else's, Medusa's mood improved a little.

"Hmph! That brat Changxin actually dared to have designs on even me!" Die's exquisite jade-like face faintly reddened as she glanced toward Chen Changxin's room.

Then, with light steps, she walked forward and knocked twice on Chen Changxin's door.

"Who is it?" Chen Changxin's voice soon came from inside.

"It's me!" Die deliberately put on an exceptionally stern expression, her lively voice carrying an inexhaustible air of authority.

That was an exceedingly rare sight for Die.

The door was quickly opened, and Chen Changxin looked at Die before him in surprise.

Perhaps because he had a guilty conscience after fantasizing about the Eighteen Poses, Chen Changxin feigned calmness and asked, "Sister Die? What brings you here?"

"Can't I come see you if there's nothing wrong, Chen Changxin?" Die said with a serious face.

"Ah? Of course you can. It's my honor for Sister Die to visit me." Chen Changxin said with a smile. What's with her today? Is it that time of the month?

I don't think I offended her~

"You pretended to be sick again today and skipped training. Sister even scolded me because of you just now. Shouldn't you apologize to me?" Die asked, her little face stern.

So that was why. Chen Changxin took a deep breath.

"Then... shall I practice the Eighteen Pos—martial arts with Sister Die?" Chen Changxin asked tentatively.

"Pah, did you think I wouldn't understand your little thoughts?! Still, Chen Changxin, your steps seem much steadier, and the aura within you has become far deeper and more enduring. Did you break through?" Die's stern little face instantly softened. She gave a reproachful huff and asked curiously.

"That's right. I've just cultivated my Dou Qi to the Dou Ling Realm, and I've also comprehended Sword Intent. Sister Medusa only just left!" Chen Changxin nodded and answered casually, without concealing anything.

"Wow, Chen Changxin, you're amazing!"

Though Die had been mentally prepared, she was still startled upon hearing this. A moment later, she blossomed into a smile. "Why bring up Sister all of a sudden? Don't you welcome me?"

"How could that be?"

"I'm only average—second best in the world!" Chen Changxin smiled faintly and said modestly.

"Uh, then who's the best in the world?" Die lightly spat and asked curiously.

"Of course it's Sister Die." Chen Changxin said with a grin.

"Nothing but sweet talk. Sister hates men who sweet-talk the most. Chen Changxin, don't anger Sister by spouting sweet nonsense!" Die stretched out her slender jade finger and lightly tapped Chen Changxin on the forehead, saying irritably.

Yet the delighted look on her face made it obvious that she quite enjoyed it.

Women were just like that. Even when they knew perfectly well that you were lying to make them happy, they still liked hearing those lies!

"Every word Chen Changxin says comes from the bottom of his heart. How could it count as sweet talk?" Chen Changxin smiled faintly and said earnestly.

"You little rascal! But how did your cultivation suddenly advance so much?" Die rolled her eyes at Chen Changxin and asked curiously.

After all, she had lived for so many years and was only a Da Dou Shi.

Now even Chen Changxin had surpassed her, which truly left Die feeling somewhat ashamed~

"Perhaps Heaven rewards diligence, and Changxin suddenly gained enlightenment." Chen Changxin smiled faintly, not mentioning the diary.

"As if I'd believe that! You brat are far too sly!" Die lightly poked Chen Changxin with her jade finger, a smile on her face.

Seeing Chen Changxin cultivate so quickly, Die was naturally happy for him from the bottom of her heart. She had no intention of comparing herself to him.

As for why she asked, it was purely out of curiosity.

After all, the diary she had picked up was simply too strange.

After chatting idly with Chen Changxin for a few moments, Die prepared to take her leave.

"Chen Changxin, train diligently. Don't let me and my sister down!" Little Die said with a smile, looking at Chen Changxin.

"Changxin will definitely work hard." Chen Changxin nodded slightly.

Little Die walked to the door and slowly pushed it open. After stepping outside, she turned back to look at Chen Changxin in the room, then suddenly flashed him a sweet smile.

"Even if Changxin doesn't reach the level of a Dou Zong expert, it doesn't mean you can't marry me, you know?"

With that, Little Die swayed her slender waist and lightly left Chen Changxin's room, leaving behind only a completely bewildered Chen Changxin.

Big Sister Little Die came to see me just now. It seemed she was scolded by Queen Medusa for taking the blame for me.

But Big Sister Little Die seemed a little strange today—strangely adorable!

Big Sister Little Die is just too cute! A young girl's face and voice, a mature woman's figure—when she looked down, she couldn't even see her toes. She was truly a peerless beauty!

Big Sister Little Die's skin is amazing too! Fair, tender, and smooth as congealed cream. Her face was breathtaking as well, far prettier than any internet celebrity or star I'd seen in my previous life. The key was that she was completely natural!

And Big Sister Little Die's personality is adorable too—gentle and considerate, clever and quick-witted, quirky and spirited. She had never once complained about or punished me.

Just like Queen Medusa, Big Sister Little Die was stunned by my astonishing talent. That felt incredible!

Earlier, I claimed to be the second greatest under heaven. When Big Sister Little Die asked who was the greatest, of course it was Big Sister Little Die! If I used the Eighteen Poses on her, I'd definitely be the one leaving while leaning against the wall the next day!

But why did Big Sister Little Die suddenly tell me, as she was leaving, that even if I didn't become a Dou Zong expert, I could still marry her?