Kiana Time!

[Hu Tao: Thanks for the invitation, I'm at Mt. Wuwang.]

[Xiangling: I see. It's fine if Xingqiu and Chongyun can come instead.]

[Chongyun: Thanks for the invitation, but I have a pure-yang constitution and can't eat Jueyun Chili.]

[Xiangling: Then forget it. But Xingqiu, you should be fine, right?]

[Xingqiu: I...]

[Chongyun: Xingqiu is reading at Wanwen Bookstore. He's very free.]

[Xingqiu: Chongyun, you!]

[Xiangling: Great! Xingqiu, I'll come find you right away.]

[Xingqiu: ...]

At that moment, Xingqiu, who was reading at Wanwen Bookstore, shot Chongyun, who was eating a popsicle beside him, a fierce glare. His eyes seemed to say: I treated you like a brother, and you sold me out.

Chongyun felt a little embarrassed under that stare, so he chose to...

"I heard Evil Spirits have been appearing around Guili Plains lately. As an exorcist, I must go vanquish demons and uphold justice." With that, he hurriedly ran off.

Xingqiu was left behind, waiting for Xiangling's arrival like a criminal awaiting judgment...

The video continued.

Mei looked at Fu Hua, who was meditating on the bed. "Class Monitor, it's the last day! You're still not catching up on your homework!?"

Fu Hua answered calmly, "I finished it on the first day of vacation."

Mei was astonished that Fu Hua had finished her homework so early. "You're way too disciplined!?"

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Mei sat at her desk, looking at the less than half of her homework that remained. Himeko-sensei assigned one set a day, thirty sets in total. Since the Class Monitor can finish all thirty in one day, there's no reason I can't finish the ten I have left!

Mei slapped her face hard to encourage herself. "It's eight in the morning. One set an hour, and I'll be done before dinner."

If Bronya wants dinner, she needs to finish two sets an hour. Sitting at her desk, Bronya thought: Looks like there's only one way.

"Secret Technique: Project Bunny!"

A robot suddenly appeared behind Bronya. It had only an upper body, with a cannon mounted on one hand and a pen in the other. It was Project Bunny.

Bronya and Project Bunny began writing at the same time, their two pens moving in tandem.

Meanwhile, Kiana, who had not written a single thing, was even more outrageous.

"The Class Monitor could finish thirty sets in one day back then. Me, Kiana, finishing them in half a day won't be a problem!" With that, Kiana's art style suddenly changed. She pulled out three pens at once and struck an invincible pose.

"Ora ora ora! Kiana Time!"

At this point, the homework-cramming battle of the three girls had only just begun.

[Kiana: Why did my art style suddenly get so weird!?]

[Mei: But Kiana like that really does feel invincible.]

[Kiana: That's right. This young lady is just that invincible.]

[Murata Himeko: Oh? Then can invincible Kiana tell her teacher whether she has finished her homework?]

[Kiana: Uh...]

[Murata Himeko: If you haven't finished it, I wouldn't mind giving you bitter gourd juice like in the video.]

[Kiana: Himeko, I'll go do my homework right away!]

[Murata Himeko: It's Himeko-sensei, not Himeko.]

[Murata Himeko: And Mei and Bronya, that applies to you too.]

[Mei/Bronya: Yes, Himeko-sensei.]

(In the future, Himeko from Honkai: Star Rail will be called Himeko, while Himeko from Honkai Impact will be called Murata Himeko.)

[Grand Master Jean: Homework? Perhaps I should assign some to Klee.]

[Klee: Grand Master Jean, Klee doesn't want to do homework??o·(????????????)?o·?]

[Elysia: Oh my, what an adorable little one. I really want to hold her and squish those chubby little cheeks!]

Ten hours later...

"Mmnh~" Mei stretched. "Finally finished! Time to go cook for them."

The moment Mei stepped outside, she ran into Bronya, who had visibly lost a great deal of weight from catching up on homework.

Just as they were celebrating having finished their homework, they suddenly heard a burst of snoring from Kiana's room. The two stared at Kiana's room in horror.

"Bronya has a bad feeling about this."

"Could it be..."

Mei and Bronya seemed to have already guessed what had happened. They pushed open Kiana's door, only to find Kiana lying on the sofa in an extremely undignified sleeping pose.

The homework in her hand and the three pens on the floor seemed to be saying something...

"Kiana, wake up!"

"Did you finish your homework? Why are you sleeping here!?"

Hearing Mei and Bronya calling her, Kiana jolted awake.

"Oh no! I've been playing games every day, and my body clock got flipped around!"

Kiana looked at the clock and discovered that it was already six in the evening.

"There's only six hours left today!"

But Kiana quickly calmed down. "One set of homework takes an hour, but it isn't over yet!"

"Watch my ultimate technique: Dual Wielding, Triple Tasking!"

Kiana held three pens in each hand and unleashed the Kaslana family's homework-writing ultimate technique, passed down through generations (probably): 6x Extreme Problem Solving!

"My soul of learning is on fire! Kiana Time!"

The scene shifted. It was still the same spot and the same sitting posture, except at some unknown point, the pen in the person's hand had been replaced by a phone.

Kiana said smugly, "Now you know how amazing I am, right!"

[Theresa: Kiana! Is that how you do your homework!?]

[Kiana: Auntie, you've misunderstood! I finish my homework every time.]

[Theresa: Then bring me your homework and let me see it!]

[Kiana: Uh...]

[Theresa: What is it? Is there a problem?]

[Kiana: Auntie, I haven't finished today's yet...]

[Theresa: Then what about yesterday's?]

[Murata Himeko: Yesterday's is with me.]

[Theresa: Then Himeko, bring me Kiana's homework.]

Theresa looked over the homework Himeko handed her, growing angrier the more she read.

[Theresa: Kiana, I won't say anything about you choosing C for every multiple-choice question, but explain to me properly why every one of your solutions only has the word "Answer."]

[Kiana: Uh, Himeko-sensei taught me that.]

[Theresa @Murata Himeko, Himeko, did you teach her this?]

[Murata Himeko: What I told them was that even if they don't know how to do it, they should at least write "Answer" so the teacher can see their attitude. That way, they might at least get some points. But I didn't tell you to write that for everything!](I don't know whether teachers where you are say this too, but ours really did.)

[Kiana: But I don't know how to do any of it...]

[Theresa: Enough! Kiana, do your homework properly! And if you fail this month's exam again, you won't get any allowance next month!]

[Kiana: Yes, Auntie...(*?????)]