How Much!!!

The video continues.

After a high-end transition, the calming-down bratty Lumine decides to ask Dreamseeker about her plans, then guide her as a senior. "Tell me, now that you're in a new world, what's your plan?"

Dreamseeker ponders for a moment and replies, "First, get along with my companions... after all, they're all very cute."

At that moment, A Xing, suddenly recalling a certain quiet Little Dragon and a certain overly talkative Jinx teammate, nods in strong agreement. "True. Be careful of the ones who don't talk much and the ones who talk too much."

[March 7th: Wait, when you say 'talks too much,' you don't mean me, do you?]

[March 7th: A Xing, what do you mean by that?]

[Xing: March, I'm just saying you're really impressive.]

[March 7th: Really? You're not messing with me, are you?]

[Xing: We're sisters from different parents on the same train! How could I lie to you?]

[March 7th: Oh, is that so? Sorry, I misunderstood you, A Xing.]

[Xing: It's fine, I don't mind.]

[March 7th: Something still feels off...]

Bratty Lumine looks at her like she's watching her own troublesome kid, thinking to herself: Hearing you speak is like hearing you speak. Then she turns back to Dreamseeker and asks, "And then?"

Dreamseeker replies with a shy expression, "Get to know more girls and build good relationships with them—after all, they're all very cute."

At that, Xing, recalling a certain little fox, says, "True. Be careful of the ones who call you Benefactor and the ones who leave you on Read-but-no-reply."

Seeing the atmosphere suddenly turn awkward, Bratty Lumine stands up to ease the tension. "Uh... heh heh... Expanding your network is indeed useful. So what's the ultimate goal of this trip?"

Dreamseeker replies with a villainous air, "Win over all the cute girls and build good relationships, because after all..."

Lumine finally can't hold back her rant. (＊｀д′) "So your whole goal is just girls?"

Dreamseeker replies nonchalantly, "What else... Our banner only has girls."

Lumine, thinking of her own gacha luck, can't help but ask, "Can your wallet handle that?"

Dreamseeker says carelessly, "My pulls don't get spooked."

The two protagonists beside her, who always hit hard pity, chime in, "That stings, bro." (Also, how do you build a C3 Yunli with her signature Flying Sword and a C4 red-haired Emilie with a greatsword?)

Thinking about how she takes commissions every day just to feed Paimon, owns only a teapot, has saved multiple nations, yet doesn't even have a single weapon, Lumine asks, "Wait... what about saving the world? Unraveling mysteries? Crushing the dark organization's evil schemes?" Lumine insists these are must-do quests for a protagonist! If you're the main character, you can't just be a camera the whole time and only watch.

Dreamseeker: "Of course, I'll leave that to the cute girls."

Dreamseeker adds, "Does a protagonist really have to drag along a useless mascot, do everything personally, fight their own battles, raise their own team, get bossed around for scraps every day, earn less than half a pull in daily rewards, hit pity every time, and be a total tool?"

Xing chimes in, "Yeah! No problem there."

[Lumine: Suddenly feels like someone's badmouthing me behind my back.]

[Xing: Same here.]

[Lumine: I guess that's the price of being a protagonist.]

[Xing: Yeah, a protagonist always has to bear things others shouldn't.]

[Kiana: Huh? Then why don't I feel that way? Aren't I a protagonist too?]

[Xing/Lumine: Lucky Dog, get out of the chat.]

The video continues. Suddenly, Lumine seems to think of something terrible and hugs herself in panic. "Wait... could it be that we're both in your hunting range too?"

Xing crosses her arms, looking troubled. "Come on, I'm still young."

Suddenly, Dreamseeker pops out from the side, staring at the spot on Xing that her own mom flattened. "It's fine, I like 'em small."

Xing, looking at Dreamseeker's noticeably bouncier area compared to theirs, can't help but drool. "Heh... I like 'em big too."

Dreamseeker turns the tables, putting on a protective air, and whispers in Xing's ear, "If you come to us, you'll slowly~ grow~ too~"

Hearing Dreamseeker's words, Xing instantly imagines something inappropriate, her hands clenching as if already squeezing something soft and bouncy. "So... this is what they call 'late bloomer'?"

To keep the video from getting banned by certain Crab Gods, our Lumine interrupts again.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!!"

"Ahem! The atmosphere's getting way off track."

"Anyway, we're protagonists—can't get lost in lust. We've got real work to do."

"Like me, I made my name across Teyvat through solid battle achievements."

Xing doesn't back down either. "True, I've traveled the cosmos without ever relying on my top-tier looks."

Dreamseeker looks completely confident, declaring herself a chosen one with cute girls to help. "Don't worry, you two. I'll do my best to fulfill my mission."

Seeing the junior so confident, Lumine and Xing feel they've done their duty as seniors.

"OKK, let's go."

Just as Lumine stands up, Dreamseeker calls her back, thinking that even if these two seniors seem a bit unreliable, they came all this way—can't send them back empty-handed.

So she pulls out two beautifully wrapped gifts. "Thanks for coming all this way. Take some souvenirs back."

And Lumine and Xing finally reveal their true purpose for coming.

"Oh, oh, does our dear in the teapot get a share too?"

"Right, right, and our darlings in the train car can't be left out either."

Facing these two seniors who had completely abandoned all shame, the newcomer Dreamseeker could only awkwardly say, "Hehe, no big deal, no big deal—I'll add a few portions."

The naive Dreamseeker thought it might just be a few extra portions for a couple of people, but she clearly underestimated the thickness of her two seniors' faces...

After a high-end transition...

A deliveryman with the character "Wei" on his face, wearing a blue courier uniform, held up a card machine and said, "Seventy-three gifts total—cash or card?"

The Dreamseeker beside him, upon hearing the number of gifts reported by Dawei (strikethrough) the deliveryman, froze with her wallet halfway open. "How many??"

The scene faded to black on the Dreamseeker's shocked expression and her frozen wallet.

[Lumine: Oh hoho, that's right, that's right—though I have beauty that could topple cities, what really lets me roam Teyvat is my unmatched track record!]

[Stelle: That's right, that's right—what makes me, the Galaxy Bat Man, famous across the universe is my unparalleled strength!]

[Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail): Oh~ Then can our Galaxy Bat Man explain those seventy-three gifts and those darlings?]

[Stelle: Uh, well... Himeko~ I'm just a little kid, a newborn little kid~ What bad intentions could a little kid have? All of this was Lumine's idea—I only asked for the Trailblaze Crew's share.]

Hearing her own parent's question, Stelle didn't hesitate for a second to sell out Lumine, who had just been acting as her sister.