Her Majesty the Queen Sobbing Her Heart Out Is Definitely Not Me!

[Kiana: I remember back then, I wanted to save Mei, and then it felt like some voice said something to me... about my body... power...]

[Kiana: Oh, right, there was also someone who told me to call her Sister.]

[Theresa: Sister? Was it Durandal?]

[Durandal: Aunt... Theresa, I don't think it was me.]

[Theresa: But... if it wasn't you, then who could it be? Wait, could it be!]

[Sirin: Finally figured it out~☆]

[Sirin: That's right, it's me. ☆]

[Theresa: What! It really is you!]

[Tesla: Damn it! That bastard Otto's plan actually succeeded.]

[Welt: Second Herrscher, so you're the one who took over Kiana's body?]

[Sirin: That's right~ I did it. Speaking of which, your mechs are still such garbage after all these years. I broke them with just a couple of moves. ☆]

[Tesla: You dare call my mechs garbage!]

[Tesla: You *********]

[Einstein: Doctor, calm down, or you'll get muted again.]

[Theresa: So what's your goal in controlling Kiana's body!]

[Sirin: No real goal. I just couldn't stand seeing that little one get bullied so badly. After all, in a way, I've watched her grow up, so it ticked me off. Besides, because of this system, even if I didn't admit it, others would still see her as my little sister. ☆]

[Sirin: Since that's the case, I can't let anything happen to her—otherwise, it'd be a disgrace to me. ☆]

[Sirin: And I don't want you lot getting your hands on my two halves (the Conquest Gem and the Gem of Desire). ☆]

[Raiden Mei: Wait, if that's so, why didn't you kill us?]

[Wendy: Yeah, back then you could've killed us and taken back the Gem of Desire.]

[Sirin: ...You might not believe this, but remember that punishment I got before? ☆]

[Bronya (Herrscher): Bronya remembers it was removing most of the malice.]

[Sirin: Exactly. Because of that reward, I no longer hold any malice toward humanity. ☆]

[Theresa: Really?]

[Otto: Well, congratulations then, Second Herrscher. Congratulations on breaking free from the Honkai's control.]

[Sirin: Though I don't hate humans as much anymore, my hatred for you hasn't lessened one bit~☆]

[Sirin: Just you wait. What happened back at Babylon Tower isn't over yet! I'll get my revenge sooner or later! ☆]

[Otto: Then I'll be waiting here.]

[Sirin: Tch! ☆]

[March 7th: So the Her Majesty the Queen in this video is you!]

[Sirin: That's right, it's me—the "Honkai Queen," the "Great Herrscher of the Void." ☆]

[Yae Miko: So you're that crybaby queen~]

[Sirin: I am indeed a queen, but I don't cry and whine. ☆]

[Sushang: But isn't the title of this video "The Crybaby Queen"?]

[Sirin: The system must have written it wrong! I'm very dignified! I definitely won't cry! ☆]

[Klee: Really? Mommy says good kids shouldn't lie!]

[Sirin: Of course! Just wait and admire my heroic bearing! ☆]

Though Sirin was confident in herself, she didn't know that among her parallel bodies was one called the "Spring Elf," named A-Quan.

A-Quan slammed a bottle of Bitter Gourd Juice heavily onto the table. If you could see her face hidden beneath it, you'd find her eyes brimming with tears and her expression full of grievance.

"I finally came back for a visit! Sob... it wasn't like this before..."

Himeko watched the sniffling A-Quan, unsure how to comfort her, and could only say, "You'll get used to it."

But sadly, Himeko's consolation didn't help.

"I used to be so dignified..." A-Quan was clearly recalling her debut back then. When she first appeared, she had her own theme music and a cool, deep voice. She single-handedly destroyed Schicksal's headquarters and nearly bankrupted Anti-Entropy.

Back then, she was so majestic, so cool, so powerful. But now...

"Now even little kids can mess with me..."

[Paimon: So this is what they call dignity?]

[Theresa: This... she's a bit different from the Sirin I remember?]

[Elysia: Wow~ such a pitiful child. I want to hold her and comfort her. ♪]

[Yae Miko: Oh my~ Does this "dignified" queen have anything to say?]

[Sirin: That's not me! ☆]

[Sirin: This has to be that Grassworm in disguise! ☆]

[Kiana: Who are you calling a Grassworm?!]

[Sirin: Who else could it be! You must be the one pretending to be me! ☆]

[Sirin: I am the proud Herrscher of the Void! There's no way I'd be crying and whimpering! ☆]

[Kiana: I'm a Valkyrie of St. Freya Academy too, and I'd never cry! This is definitely you!]

[Sirin: It's you! ☆] o(▼ヘ▼#)

[Kiana: It's you!] ヾ(.｀Д′.)ノ彡

[Sirin: It's absolutely you! ☆] o(▼皿▼メ;)o

[Kiana: It's absolutely not me!] (???皿??)??3??

After all, when Sirin became a Herrscher back then, she was still just a little girl. Once her malice was removed, her childish side gradually began to show.

And Kiana, too, when her external brain (Raiden Mei) was around, her IQ generally tended to be... well, hard to describe, so she didn't think much about it either.

Now, both of them had only one thought: absolutely refuse to admit that the person crying and whimpering, who seemed to have been fooled by a child, was themselves.

The video continued.

Seeing that A-Quan's mood hadn't improved, Himeko could only keep comforting her. "Uh... there, there..."

Before she could finish her comforting words, Ai Yi walked over. Looking at A-Quan's state, she asked Himeko with confusion, "Did you give her alcohol?"

It wasn't unreasonable for Ai Yi to think that. After all, A-Quan's face was flushed red, she was holding a green can, and the person she was slacking off with was Himeko, the biggest drinker in Honkai Impact 3rd. No matter how you looked at it, the scene seemed like the two of them were drinking together.

Seeing Ai Yi's question, Himeko knew she had misunderstood and defended herself, saying, "No, that's just Bitter Gourd Juice..."

[Theresa: Bitter Gourd Juice? Great! Finally, someone else with taste like mine!] (/≧▽≦)/

[Theresa: I knew it~ Someone would definitely appreciate my taste. Kiana, look at yourself in the video, what great taste you have! You should learn from her, and you'll definitely come to love Bitter Gourd Juice too.]

[Kiana: Auntie, that definitely isn't me, it's Sirin. Maybe you could recommend it to her instead.]

[Sirin: How is it me? The one crying and whimpering in that video is definitely you! I am the proud Her Majesty the Queen! ☆]

[Kiana: It's you!]

[Sirin: It's you! ☆]

The two children started arguing again...