The Crybaby Queen Definitely Isn't Me!

[Kiana: I remembered wanting to save Mei back then, and then it seemed like a voice said something to me... body... power...]

[Kiana: Oh, right, I think someone also told me to call her big sister.]

[Theresa: Big sister? Was it Durandal?]

[Durandal: Theresa... Auntie, it probably wasn't me.]

[Theresa: But... if it wasn't you, then who could it be? Wait, could it be?!]

[Sirin: You finally figured it out~☆]

[Sirin: That's right, it was me.☆]

[Theresa: What?! It really was you?!]

[Tesla: Damn it! That bastard Otto's plan actually succeeded.]

[Welt: Second Herrscher, so you took over Kiana's body?]

[Sirin: That's right~ I did it. Come to think of it, after all these years, your mechs are still such trash. I broke them with barely any effort.☆]

[Tesla: You fucking dare call my mechs trash?!]

[Tesla: You *********]

[Einstein: The Doctor, calm down. Don't get muted again.]

[Theresa: So what was your purpose in controlling Kiana's body?!]

[Sirin: I had no particular purpose. I just thought that little one was being bullied too badly. In a sense, I watched her grow up, so it irritated me a little. Besides, because of this system, even if I didn't admit it, everyone would probably see her as my little sister.☆]

[Sirin: Since that's the case, I can't let anything happen to her. Otherwise, it would be me losing face.☆]

[Sirin: Besides, I don't want you people getting my two halves either—the Conquest Gem and the Gem of Desire.☆]

[Raiden Mei: Wait, then why didn't you kill us?]

[Wendy: Yeah, you clearly could have killed us and taken back the Gem of Desire then.]

[Sirin: ...You might not believe this, but do you remember my previous punishment?☆]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact): Bronya remembers. Most of the malice was erased.]

[Sirin: That's right. Because of that reward, I no longer harbor malice toward humanity.☆]

[Theresa: Really?]

[Otto: Then congratulations, Second Herrscher. Congratulations on successfully breaking free from Honkai Impact's control.]

[Sirin: Although I no longer hate humanity quite as much, my hatred for you hasn't decreased in the slightest~☆]

[Sirin: Just wait. What happened at Babylon Tower isn't over yet! Sooner or later, I'll get my revenge!☆]

[Otto: Then I shall await you.]

[Sirin: Tch!☆]

[March 7th: So the Her Majesty the Queen mentioned in this video is you!]

[Sirin: That's right, it's me—the "Honkai Queen," the Great Herrscher of the Void.☆]

[Yae Miko: So you're that crybaby Her Majesty the Queen~]

[Sirin: I am indeed a queen, but I don't cry and whine.☆]

[Sushang: But isn't the title of this video "The Crybaby Queen"?]

[Sirin: The system must have gotten it wrong! I'm very dignified! I would never cry!☆]

[Klee: Really? Mommy said good children aren't allowed to lie!]

[Sirin: Of course. Just wait and admire my heroic bearing!☆]

Although Sirin was very confident in herself, she didn't know that among her Parallel bodies was someone known as the "Spring Elf," named A-Quan.

A-Quan held a bottle of bitter gourd juice and slammed it heavily onto the table. If anyone could have seen the face she hid beneath the table, they would have found her eyes brimming with tears and her face full of grievance.

"I finally came back once! Sob... It wasn't like this before..."

Himeko looked at the sniffling A-Quan and had no idea how to comfort her. In the end, she could only say, "You'll get used to it."

Unfortunately, Himeko's consolation had no effect.

"I used to be so dignified..." A-Quan had clearly recalled the scene of her first appearance. Back then, she had her own BGM and a cool voice effect, destroyed Schicksal headquarters by herself, and nearly drove Anti-Entropy into bankruptcy.

She had been so dignified, so cool, so powerful back then, but now...

"Now even kids can mess with me..."

[Paimon: This is what you call dignity?]

[Theresa: This... feels a little different from the Sirin I remember?]

[Elysia: Wow~ What a pitiful child. I really want to hold her and comfort her.?]

[Yae Miko: My, my~ Does this "dignified" Her Majesty the Queen have anything to say?]

[Sirin: This isn't me!☆]

[Sirin: It must be that Grassworm pretending to be me!☆]

[Kiana: Who are you calling Grassworm?!]

[Sirin: Who else could it be?! You must be the one pretending to be me!☆]

[Sirin: I'm the proud Herrscher of the Void! How could I possibly cry and whine?!☆]

[Kiana: I'm also a Valkyrie of St. Freya Academy, and I would never cry either! That's definitely you!]

[Sirin: It's you!☆]o(▼ヘ▼#)

[Kiana: It's you!]ヾ(.｀Д′.)ノ彡

[Sirin: It's definitely you!☆]o(▼皿▼メ;)o

[Kiana: It's definitely not me!](???皿??)??3??

Sirin had only been a little girl when she became a Herrscher. After her malice was removed, her childish side gradually began to show as well.

The same went for Kiana. When her external brain, Raiden Mei, was around, her intelligence was generally, uh... difficult to put into words, so she didn't think too deeply about it.

Now, both of them had only one thought: they absolutely could not admit that the person who cried and whined, and seemed to have been toyed with by children, was them.

The video continued.

Seeing that A-Quan's mood had not improved, Himeko could only keep comforting her. "Uh... there, there..."

Before she could finish, Ai Yi walked over as well. Looking at A-Quan, she asked Himeko in confusion, "Did you give her alcohol?"

Ai Yi couldn't be blamed for thinking that. A-Quan's face was flushed, she held a green can in her hand, and the person slacking off with her was Himeko, the biggest drinker in Honkai Impact 3rd. No matter how one looked at it, the two appeared to be drinking together.

When Himeko heard Ai Yi's question, she knew Ai Yi had misunderstood something and explained, "No, that's just bitter gourd juice..."

[Theresa: Bitter gourd juice? Wonderful! Someone finally has the same taste as me.](/≧▽≦)/

[Theresa: I knew it~ Someone would definitely appreciate my taste. Kiana, look at the you in the video. What excellent taste! You should learn from her. You'll definitely come to love bitter gourd juice too.]

[Kiana: Auntie, that definitely isn't me. It's definitely Sirin. Maybe you could recommend it to her.]

[Sirin: Why is it me? The crybaby in the video is definitely you! I'm a proud queen!☆]

[Kiana: It's you!]

[Sirin: It's you!☆]

The two children started arguing again...