Magical Sparkle Tool

"Ha ha..." Sparkle's expression darkened slightly. "It's fine, I know how to break this..." As she spoke, she raised her hand again.

Smack!

Stelle, with a bottle of red wine beside her and looking like a successful businesswoman:

"You can't escape..."

Smack!

Stelle, transformed into a blocky Minecraft character with a Creeper beside her:

"...either..."

Smack!

Stelle, wearing a gentleman's hat and glasses, with one leg crossed over the other:

"I'm about to..."

Smack!

Stelle, seated regally on a chair in a snowy field with a baseball bat beside her:

"...reach pity..."

Smack!

Stelle, sitting in a trash can, holding a fish skeleton and greeting her with the lid balanced on her head:

"...guaranteed!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack... (furiously slapping herself)

At last, after Sparkle had no idea how many times she had slapped herself, the chair before her finally became empty.

Seeing the empty chair before her, Sparkle, whose face had been swollen from slapping herself, burst into laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHA..."

But before she could celebrate for long, a voice suddenly came from beside her. "Miss, looking to switch jobs? Check out Aeon Job Direct."

Still not having processed it, Sparkle instinctively replied, "No, thank you..."

!

Only then did Sparkle suddenly feel that the voice sounded familiar. She turned around, and sure enough, it was Stelle again. "Huh!?" (oДo*)

[Sparkle:...]

[March 7th: Miss Sparkle, are you okay?]

[Sparkle: This...]

[Kiana: Watching yourself slap yourself definitely can't feel good.]

[Sparkle: This...]

[Lumine: Yeah, my face hurts just from watching.]

[Sparkle: This is just...]

[Stelle: Is nobody going to notice me? Don't you think those outfits of mine were cool?]

[March 7th: Don't ruin the mood! Miss Sparkle just watched herself slap herself who knows how many times! And you're still provoking her.]

[Welt: Miss Sparkle, Stelle didn't mean any harm...]

[Sparkle: This is just... too hilarious!]

[Sparkle: Hahaha, even Lady Sparkle got driven insane! This is way too hilarious! Hahaha...]

[Topaz: Just as I thought... I said there was no way a Masked Fool would become depressed after watching herself get messed with.]

[Congratulations to Sparkle for obtaining the reward "Magical Sparkle Tool"]

Magical Sparkle Tool

A mysterious item created by a Masked Fool from some parallel world who was unwilling to reveal her name. Whenever she needed some fun, she only had to shout, "Hey! Sparkle~" to summon it. The Magical Sparkle Tool would randomly produce three visible items and one unknown "Mysterious Sparkle Tool," after which she could choose one of the four items to use.

[Sampo: Could this Masked Fool who's unwilling to reveal her name be...]

[Giovanni: There's no mistaking it. With a naming style like that, it must be...]

[Sparkle: A tool created by me from another world? It must be interesting! After all, Lady Sparkle has plenty of confidence in herself no matter which world she's in~]

[Next video will now play]

Even a Sniveling Her Majesty the Queen Is Majestic

(This video is from the 2023 Honkai Impact 3rd Spring Festival event)

[Tartaglia: Queen? Is it Her Majesty the Empress from our Snezhnaya?]

[Yae Miko: By that logic, my Lady Shogun could also be called Inazuma's queen.]

[Theresa: If we had to force an answer, the only queen in our world would probably be...]

[Sirin: That's right, it's me, the great Herrscher of the Void!☆]

[Kiana: But what does "sniveling" mean? Did she get beaten until she cried?]

[Tartaglia: Then this video definitely isn't about our Empress.]

[Yae Miko: If it's because of Light Novels and sweets, then perhaps...]

[Kujou Sara: Guusji-sama, watch your words. How could Lady Shogun possibly shed tears over something as weak as sweets!]

[Yae Miko: Alright, alright, I was talking nonsense. Nothing of the sort happened. Right, Lady Shogun? @Raiden Ei]

[Raiden Ei:...]

The video began.

What appeared on the screen was a giant cabbage, smiling as she spoke to someone in front of her.

"Have fun playing Honkai Impact 3rd today too~" (﹡?o?﹡)

[Murata Himeko: That's... Ai-chan!]

[Theresa: No way? Isn't Ai-chan tiny? Why is this Ai-chan so huge!]

[Kiana: So is Ai-chan the so-called Her Majesty the Queen?]

[Ai-chan: Although Ai-chan is the most powerful artificial intelligence and also the Hyperion's number one idol, Ai-chan has never wanted to be any kind of queen.]

"Cut! Okay, that's a wrap!"

"Ah~ Ahem." (clears throat) "I'm so hungry~" ε=(′ο｀*)))

The moment she heard filming was over, Ai Yi's smile instantly vanished, replaced by the weary exhaustion of an office worker who had just clocked out.

"I'm starving to death~ Are there any snacks left in the backstage warehouse~?" Ai Yi walked into the Honkai Impact 3rd backstage warehouse and asked as though she knew someone was definitely inside.

Before anyone could answer Ai Yi, a slightly tearful shout suddenly came from within the warehouse. "Exactly!"

Finding the voice somewhat familiar, Ai Yi looked into the warehouse.

Beside a simply assembled table in the warehouse, a girl with loose white hair, dressed in a summer swimsuit and with several parasols floating behind her, lay sprawled across the table. Beside her stood a dashing woman with fiery red hair and a military officer's uniform, saying something to her.

The two were none other than the Second Herrscher, the Herrscher of the Void—or rather, A-Quan—and St. Freya Academy teacher Murata Himeko. That "Exactly!" just now had come from A-Quan.

[Himeko: That was me?]

[Murata Himeko: No, that should be me.]

[Kiana: And there's me too!]

[Raiden Mei: But Kiana, why have I never seen you wear that outfit?]

[Durandal: Yeah! And little sister, why are there several umbrellas floating behind you?]

[Old Yang: No! That isn't Kiana.]

[Kiana: Huh! If it isn't me, then who is it?]

[Theresa: Indeed, no matter how you look at it, that's Kiana, isn't it?]

[Old Yang: Although it's Kiana's body, the one controlling it now is...]

[Sirin: Me~☆]

[Theresa:!]

[Kiana:!]

[Raiden Mei: You're... the Second Herrscher...]

[Kiana: How could you use my body!]

[Sirin: Hehe, you really are nothing but a Grassworm. Have you forgotten what happened in New Zealand before?☆]

[Murata Himeko: New Zealand? Wait, what exactly happened to Kiana back then!]

[Raiden Mei: Exactly, Kiana. I remember we were all unconscious at the time. What happened then?]

[Kiana: This...]

(Once again, thanks to "Cube Knight Wu," "...," and "Spring Festival Night" for their support.)