What's the Difference Between a Trash Can and a Star Destroyer?!

[March 7th: I don't know why, but I don't find this strange at all.](?￣?д￣??)╮(╯_╰)╭So?

[Stelle: This trash can...](???ω???)

[March 7th: This trash can still has the food A-Quan just threw up in it! You don't want that too, do you?]Σ(?д?|||)??

[Paimon: No way, even Lumine wouldn't be interested in that... right?]

[Lumine: What do you mean by that, Paimon?! Even if a cute girl threw it up, it's still vomit!]

[Silver Wolf: When it comes to being a pervert, I'd call you the strongest!](￢_￢)

[Stelle: What nonsense are you all talking about?! I'm just interested in trash cans from other worlds.]

[Stelle: Do you think it's possible that other worlds have trash cans with special abilities?](???ω???)

[Asta: If you just want trash cans with special functions, I can help you buy some.]

[Stelle: Really?!]Σ(°Д°;

[March 7th: Don't just trouble Miss Asta like that!]

[Asta: It's all right, Miss March 7th. After all, you're heroes who saved the Space Station. It's only a few special trash cans; it's nothing to me.]

[Stelle: Thank you so much, Station Master Asta~](????ε???)

[Stelle: I hereby declare that, from today onward, I'm Asta's dog!]

[Lumine: You fucking stole my line!]

[Pepe: Woof woof, woof woof woof!](╬◣д◢)

[Asta: Pepe, why are you here too?]Σ(????)?!

[Pepe: Woof woof!]

[Stelle: So you're my senior~ Sorry, Senior, but Miss Asta already has a new dog. Please be considerate and don't cause Miss Asta any trouble.]

[Pepe: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!](╬◣д◢)

[Asta: Miss Stelle, please don't joke around.](-ω-;)

[Asta: One dog, Pepe, is enough for me.]

[Stelle: All right...](.?_?)

[Pepe: Woof woof!]

[Asta: So, Miss Stelle, what kind of trash can do you want?]

[Stelle: Actually... my requirements are quite simple...]

[Stelle: It has to breathe fire, fly, protect me, have at least enough firepower to directly destroy a planet, and be able to turn into a fragrant, soft cute girl at any time to play with me...](??ω??)?

[Asta: This...]

[Stelle: Well? Can you do it? Can you? Can you?](???ω???)

[March 7th: What do you think...?](?｀ω′?)

[Silver Wolf: Those abilities sound kind of familiar. Feels like I've seen them somewhere before~ Do you remember anything, Miss Samuel...?](???)

[Firefly: o(*////▽////*)q]

[Kiana: This... is really a trash can?]?_??

[Welt: If it really had all those functions, it probably couldn't be called a trash can anymore.]

[Himeko: Miss Asta, please don't mind her. Stelle is just joking.]

[Asta: Sorry, Miss Stelle, but I don't think such a trash can exists in the universe.]

[Stelle: How disappointing...]

[Asta: But if you only need the first few requirements, I can still fulfill them. It's just that turning into a cute girl is a little...]

[Stelle: That works too. It doesn't have a cute girl, but I can reluctantly accept that.]╮(╯_╰)╭

[Asta: Thank you for understanding, Miss Stelle. In that case...]

[Arlan: Young Lady, you can't!]

[Asta: Why not?! It's just a trash can.]⊙(?◇?)?

[Arlan: If I'm not mistaken, what you want to buy isn't a trash can, is it?](￢_￢)

[Asta: H-how could that be...? Miss Stelle said she wanted a trash can, so of course I can't give her anything else! It's not like I'm short on that little bit of money.]Σ(???;)?

[Stelle: Exactly, exactly. Arlan, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business.]

[Arlan: If it were only a trash can, that would be fine. But Young Lady, is what you want to buy really a trash can?](￢_￢)

[Asta: Of course it is! What else could it be?!](??ω??)?

[Arlan: As far as I know, there shouldn't be any trash cans in the universe that cost 999.9 billion.](?_?)

[Asta: The abilities need to be customized, so it's perfectly reasonable for it to cost a little more!](???ω???)

[Arlan: But there just happens to be a Star Destroyer at exactly that price. What do you think, Young Lady?](?_?)

[Asta: Th-this is just a coincidence!]

Oh no, oh no, I forgot Arlan has my key. He can see the prices of whatever I want to buy... (;￣д￣)

[Sampo: A Star Destroyer! That's quite the generous move, Boss! Look at Old Sampo here! Whether it's as a steel scrubber or a pet, Old Sampo can accept anything.]

[Stelle: How dare you! I'm Miss Asta's dog!]

[Pepe: Woof woof?]

(These days, even pets had people trying to steal their jobs?)

[Murata Himeko: A Star Destroyer? It can't be what I'm thinking of, can it?]

[Nahida: Is a Star Destroyer something very powerful?]⊙(?◇?)?

[Mona: Going by the name, is it something used to hit stars?][?_??]

[Kiana: Your world doesn't have the concept of planets yet, right? Then let me explain.](?˙▽˙?)

(Yes! I never thought I, Kiana, would get a day where I could teach others! See, skipping class to watch those sci-fi movies was useful after all. I can't let such a perfect chance to show off slip by!)

[Kiana: The ground beneath our feet is a planet. You can understand a Star Destroyer as something that could destroy your entire world in a single strike.]

[Ningguang: What?! It's actually something that powerful?!]Σ(?д?|||)??

[Sangonomiya Kokomi: That Young Lady actually planned to give away something of this level?!]Σ(????)?

[Sand Gold: As expected of that Young Lady. She casually gives away a Star Destroyer—why, even I'm a little envious.]

[Topaz: You're not much different! You love giving away money whenever you feel like it.](￢_￢)

[Sand Gold: That's merely a necessary means of making friends, not something like casually giving money away.]

[Himeko: Station Master Asta, you weren't really planning to buy a Star Destroyer, were you?]

[Asta: Ehehe!]

[Venti: ?]

[Arlan: Young Lady, she wants a trash can, not a Star Destroyer!]

[Asta: But they're obviously almost the same!]

[Asta: Look, a trash can can hold trash, and a Star Destroyer can hold trash too. A trash can needs to breathe fire, and a Star Destroyer can breathe fire too. A trash can needs to be able to fight, and a Star Destroyer definitely has enough firepower! Besides, they're both made of metal. How are they different?!]o(′^｀)o

[Sushang: Now that you put it that way, it really does seem so!] Σ(????)?

[Old Yang: Station Master Asta, we won't need the Star Destroyer. And even if you were willing to give it to us, we wouldn't be able to take it with us.]

[Pom-Pom: That's right, that's right. The train can't carry a Star Destroyer, pom!]

[Asta: I see... then all right.]

Sigh... I knew you couldn't take it with you! That was why I'd originally planned to trick Arlan into buying the Star Destroyer, then leave it behind under the excuse that the Trailblaze Crew couldn't carry it. After that, I could give them more weapons or supplies as thanks.

That way, the Trailblaze Crew would get supplies and weapons, while the Space Station would get a Star Destroyer. Wouldn't that be a win-win?

Hmph! Damn Arlan. I should never have let him keep my key. ?(?`^′?)?

Today was another day of being a station master without a Star Destroyer.