What's the Difference Between a Trash Can and a Star Destroyer!

[March 7th: Somehow, I'm not even surprised.]

[Stelle: This trash can...]

[March 7th: This trash can still has the food A-Quan just threw up! You're not actually going for that, are you?]

[Paimon: No way? Even Lumine wouldn't be interested in that... right?]

[Lumine: Paimon, what do you mean by that! Even if a pretty girl threw it up, it's still vomit!]

[Silver Wolf: When it comes to being a freak, I crown you the strongest!]

[Stelle: What are you all talking about! I'm just a little interested in trash cans from other worlds.]

[Stelle: Don't you think there might be some trash cans in other worlds with special abilities?]

[Asta: If you just want some trash cans with special functions, I can help you buy a few.]

[Stelle: Really!]

[March 7th: Don't go bothering Miss Asta for no reason!]

[Asta: It's fine, Miss March 7th. After all, you guys are heroes who saved the Space Station. Just asking for some special-function trash cans is nothing to me.]

[Stelle: Thank you so much, Head Nurse Asta~]

[Stelle: I declare, from today on, I'm Asta's dog!]

[Lumine: You stole my damn line!]

[Pepe: Woof, woof woof!]

[Asta: Pepe, what are you doing here?]

[Pepe: Woof!]

[Stelle: So you're my senior~ Sorry, senior, but Miss Asta already has a new dog now. Please be self-aware and don't cause her any trouble.]

[Pepe: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!]

[Asta: Miss Stelle, please stop joking around.]

[Asta: When it comes to dogs, I have Pepe, and that's enough.]

[Stelle: Fine...]

[Pepe: Woof!]

[Asta: So, Miss Stelle, what kind of trash can would you like?]

[Stelle: Actually... my requirements are pretty simple...]

[Stelle: One that can spit fire, fly, protect me, at least have enough firepower to destroy a planet, and can turn into a soft, sweet pretty girl to play with me anytime...]

[Asta: This...]

[Stelle: So? Can you do it? Can you? Can you?]

[March 7th: What do you think...]

[Silver Wolf: These abilities feel kind of familiar. Like I've seen them somewhere before... Any thoughts, Miss Samuel?]

[Firefly: o(////▽////)q]

[Kiana: This... is really a trash can?]

[Welt: If it really had all those functions, it probably couldn't be called a trash can anymore.]

[Himeko: Miss Asta, please don't mind her. Stelle's just joking.]

[Asta: Sorry, Miss Stelle, but I don't think there's a trash can like that in the universe.]

[Stelle: So disappointing...]

[Asta: Though, if it's just the first few requirements, I can still manage. But turning into a pretty girl is a bit...]

[Stelle: That works too. No pretty girl, but I guess I can live with it.]

[Asta: Thank you for understanding, Miss Stelle. In that case...]

[Arlan: Miss, you can't!]

[Asta: Why not! It's just giving away a trash can.]

[Arlan: If I'm not mistaken, Miss, what you want to buy isn't a trash can.]

[Asta: H-h-how could that be? Miss Stelle said she wanted a trash can, so of course I wouldn't give her anything else! It's not like I'm short on money.]

[Stelle: Exactly, exactly. Arlan, I suggest you mind your own business.]

[Arlan: If it were just a trash can, that'd be fine. But is what you want to buy really a trash can?]

[Asta: Of course! What else would it be!]

[Arlan: As far as I know, there shouldn't be a trash can in the universe that costs 999.9 billion.]

[Asta: Since the abilities need to be custom-made, it's reasonable for it to be a bit more expensive!]

[Arlan: But coincidentally, a Star Destroyer costs exactly that much. What do you think about that, Miss?]

[Asta: Th-this... it's just a coincidence!]

I'm done for, I forgot the key is with Arlan—he can see the price of anything I want to buy... (;￣д￣)

[Sampo: A Star Destroyer! That's quite the investment! Boss, take a look at Old Sampo here! Whether it's as a steel wool scrubber or a pet, I can handle it all.]

[Stelle: How dare you! I'm the one who's Young Lady Asta's dog!] (▼ヘ▼#)

[Pepe: Woof woof?] (〝▼皿▼)

(Even pets have people stealing their jobs these days?)

[Murata Himeko: A Star Destroyer? It can't be the one I'm thinking of, can it?] (￣ェ￣;)

[Nahida: Is a Star Destroyer something really impressive?] ⊙(?◇?)?

[Mona: From the name, is it something used to shoot stars?] [?_??]

[Kiana: Your world doesn't have the concept of planets yet, right? Since that's the case, let me explain.] (?˙▽˙?)

(Nice! I never thought I, Kiana, would get to teach someone a lesson someday! As expected, slacking off and watching those sci-fi movies usually pays off. I can't miss this chance to show off!)

[Kiana: The ground beneath our feet is a planet. You can think of a Star Destroyer as something that can destroy your world in one shot.]

[Ningguang: What! Something that powerful exists?!] Σ(?д?|||)??

[Sangonomiya Kokomi: That young lady actually plans to give away something of that level?!] Σ(????)?

[Sand Gold: As expected of that Young Lady, casually sending out a Star Destroyer. Even I'm a bit envious.]

[Topaz: You're not much different! You love throwing money around for no reason.] (￢_￢)

[Sand Gold: That's just a necessary means to make friends, not casually tossing money away.]

[Himeko: Station Master Asta, you're not really planning to buy a Star Destroyer, are you?] (-_-)ゞ

[Asta: Eheh!]

[Venti: ?]

[Arlan: Miss, they asked for a trash can, not a Star Destroyer!] (￣へ￣)

[Asta: They're practically the same!]

[Asta: Look, a trash can holds trash, and a Star Destroyer can hold trash too. A trash can spits fire, and a Star Destroyer spits fire too. A trash can needs to be tough, and a Star Destroyer's firepower is definitely enough! And both are made of metal—how are they different!] o(′^｀)o

[Sushang: When you put it that way, it really does seem true!]

[Guinaifen: So... a trash can equals a Star Destroyer?] Σ(????)?

[Old Yang: Station Master Asta, we don't need a Star Destroyer. And even if you were willing to give it, we couldn't take it with us!]

[Pam: That's right, that's right! The train can't carry a Star Destroyer, pam!]

[Asta: I see... well, fine then.]

Sigh... I know you can't take it either! So I was originally planning to trick Arlan into buying the Star Destroyer, then use the excuse that the Trailblaze Crew couldn't carry it to keep the Star Destroyer here, and later give them some extra weapons or supplies as compensation.

That way, the Trailblaze Crew gets supplies and weapons, and the Space Station gets a Star Destroyer—isn't that a win-win!

Hmph! Damn Arlan, I should've known not to let him keep my key. ?(?`^′?)?

Still a Station Master without a Star Destroyer today!