"What are you talking about? Bunta Takakura became Rear Admiral so quickly."
Lin Qi, who had just returned to the West Sea, suddenly received calls from Smoker and Momonga from Marine Headquarters, talking about Bunta Takakura.
That's right, it's the Bunta Takakura who was summoned from the Crayon Shin-chan world and looks exactly like Kizaru.
With Bunta Takakura an ordinary person, even if there are two Vice Admiral supporting him in the navy, he won't be promoted so quickly, right?
In less than a year, from a soldier in the headquarters to Rear Admiral, this promotion speed is a rocket, right?!
"Oh, it's hard to say it all~" Smoker wanted to speak, but for a moment he didn't know where to start.
My name is Bunta Takakura, and I am an ordinary kindergarten principal.
But what I have experienced in the past six months seems like a dream to me.
Bunta Takakura was walking on Marine Headquarters's training ground, and greetings kept coming from all around.
"Hello Admiral Kizaru!"
"Eh? Admiral Kizaru, why are you so short today?"
The soldier was surprised when he noticed that Kizaru, which was originally more than three meters tall and needed to be looked up to, suddenly became only about 1.7 meters tall.
"Could it be that..."
A bold guess emerged in the soldier's heart.
"Did Admiral Kizaru wear a booster pad before?"
"Idiot!" Rear Admiral next to him punched the soldier without telling him to leave. "You damn girl, can you stop thinking about your muscles? The booster pad is not even over one meter high. It's obvious that Admiral Kizaru changed clothes today!"
"Oh, that's right, even though it's the same shit-yellow clothes, it's not the same as before for Admiral Kizaru taste."
The two of them made up a picture in their minds.
Admiral Kizaru saw clothes he liked, but his body was too tall, so he used Life Return to shrink his body so he could wear new clothes.
right! That must be it!
The two were praised for their clever guesses.
As for the suspicion that Bunta Takakura is not Kizaru? Sorry, not at all!
After all, except for Admiral Kizaru, no one will look so vulgar anymore.
Both wretched and in need of beating.
The same yellow plaid clothes, the same hairstyle, the same age, the same beard, the same wretchedness, and they look exactly the same!
Only the height is different.
Come to think of it, no one dares to imitate Admiral Kizaru in Marine Headquarters.
Everyone thinks so.
Facing the oncoming greetings, Bunta Takakura just nodded indifferently, already used to it.
At first he would stop and explain, but later he became too lazy to explain.
For more than half a year, he was treated like this almost whenever he went out.
Wherever he goes, people seem to mistake him for something like Admiral Kizaru.
As a result, he rarely dared to go out except for necessary clerical tasks.
At the same time, Bunta Takakura is also curious about the legendary Kizaru.
'Looks just like me. Presumably Kizaru must be a very handsome and hard-working guy who is dedicated to serving the common people and regards money as dirt. 'Bunta Takakura thought so.
I don't know why, but as one of the few people who knows his identity, the mission record officer always takes credit for the missions done by Kizaru.
What happened was that he had only been on the job for half a year and had done almost nothing. His military rank inexplicably rose to the Rear Admiral level.
The reason why Bunta Takakura went out today was because he was summoned by Admiral Kizaru.
This made Bunta Takakura extremely nervous.
Could it be that the person who replaced the meritorious service was discovered and the other party came to settle the score?
"Kizaru, you look so cute like this. Come to my house tonight and let's have a drink."
There was a sudden tap on the shoulder, and there was no room for rejection. When Bunta Takakura turned around, Akainu had already gone far.
Suddenly, he showed an expression that was uglier than crying.
"I'm really not Kizaru!"
Hopefully, Admiral Kizaru will not be angry if Akainu Admiral misses the date tonight.
"Boss Kizaru, I found the second volume of "The Golden Lotus" that you asked me to find for you. Would you like to send it to your office?"
"Mr. Kizaru. Do you really not think about it anymore? Although that girl is married for the second time, she has a big ass and is very fertile~"
"Admiral Kizaru, regarding the "108 Ways to Fly on Cannonballs" that you mentioned last time, I have already written a technical summary and will give it to you shortly."
Kizaru is more popular than Bunta Takakura imagined, and people kept approaching Bunta Takakura along the way.
But something doesn't seem right about this popular place.
Slowly, the upright and mighty Kizaru image in his imagination began to waver in Bunta Takakura's heart.
Bunta Takakura quicken the pace.
"Dong dong dong~Admiral Kizaru, can I come in?"
In front of Admiral's office, Bunta Takakura mustered up the courage to knock on the door.
"You're welcome, come in." A lazy voice came from inside the door.
Bunta Takakura pushed the door open and saw a man dressed very similar to him, with his long legs placed on the table and looking carefree.
When his eyes moved to Kizaru's face, Bunta Takakura was stunned.
like!
No wonder so many people mistakenly admit that they are Kizaru.
"Hey~ you are Bunta Takakura, you can call me Kizaru, please take care of me."
While Bunta Takakura looked at Kizaru, Kizaru was also looking at Bunta Takakura.
Although this is not the first time I observe Bunta Takakura, every time I have the feeling of looking in the mirror.
There is actually someone in the world who is so similar to me.
In fact, on the fifth day after Bunta Takakura joined the Navy, Kizaru discovered Bunta Takakura and accessed his information through authority.
Like myself, from North Blue, my parents died young.
His childhood experience was exactly the same as his own, which made Kizaru inevitably suspicious.
My parents never told me about the existence of twin brothers when I was a child.
Regarding childhood, of course it was the fake identities that Momonga and the others made.
Later, Kizaru used the fruit's ability to take a drop of blood without the other party noticing, and sent it to the laboratory for analysis.
The test results showed that the two people were not related by blood, which made Kizaru lament the magic of the world.
"Yes! I am Bunta Takakura, please take care of me!"
Bunta Takakura was flattered by Kizaru's attitude and quickly returned the gift.
As soon as he stood still, he couldn't bear the condemnation of his conscience and spoke out all his thoughts.
"I'm sorry. I took your credit by mistake, please punish me."
"Whether it's relegation or whatever, I will accept it unconditionally!"
As the principal of a kindergarten, he suffers the condemnation of his conscience every day for taking credit for others' work by mistake.
If Smoker hadn't stopped him, he would have turned himself in long ago.
Now that I see myself, I can't bear it anymore.
When Kizaru heard this, he smiled instead of getting angry, and his lazy laughter echoed in the room:
"Hahahahaha, I've known about such little things for a long time."
"Huh? What did you say?" It was Bunta Takakura's turn to be shocked.