Starting Jujutsu Kaisen to Live Off My Clones

It all started with Jujutsu Kaisen, eating off my clones' success.

Author: Double the Failure

Synopsis: Truck-kun sent me flying into Jujutsu Kaisen, where I, An Xiu, bound with the Soft Rice System. As long as I laze around and live off others, I gain points to use the system's various functions.

Wait, is it possible that I can use the system's abilities to create various clones and then live off my own success?

Seele, Makima, Izayoi Sakuya, Tokisaki Kurumi, Meli, Yaezakura, Jibril...

[Jujutsu World] "What a boring fight. I'll probably forget you soon." Looking at the girl before him, shrouded in terrifying black and red energy, even more of a Cursed Spirit than himself, the King of Cursed Spirits, Sukuna opened his mouth, "Sorry, I couldn't make Seele-sama go all out."

[JOJO World] Jotaro looked solemnly at the silver-haired maid holding throwing knives before him. "This Stand's ability is... time manipulation?! Who are you!"

[Konosuba World] Seeing Meli beside An Xiu and Artoria holding the Holy Lance, and then looking at the useless goddess beside him, Sato Kazuma felt his brain tremble... "Damn it, we're both reincarnators, why is there such a big difference!"

(Semi-behind-the-scenes, invincible text, focusing on clones working hard while the protagonist enjoys. Those who want to see the protagonist personally fight all the time, enter with caution.)

Chapter 1: Jujutsu Kaisen, Soft Rice System

Jujutsu World, Tokyo, inside an unfamiliar apartment.

The man lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, then instantly sat up. "What the hell, where did I get brought to? Is this even Earth?" Looking at the unfamiliar surroundings, An Xiu recalled the last moment before he lost consciousness. It was a truck falling from the sky, a beautiful "Mount Tai's Press" that instantly sent him, living on the twenty-sixth floor, to his doom. Who knows why a truck would fly? His home isn't in Chongqing!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the Soft Rice System. Detected that the host's current world is [Jujutsu Kaisen]." Just then, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in An Xiu's ear. "Jujutsu Kaisen? Is that the one where the name has 'Jujutsu' but the protagonist only knows how to punch people the whole time, not knowing any sorcery and just punching from start to finish?" Hearing the name of the world mentioned by the system, An Xiu subconsciously recalled various related settings and plot points. But he quickly reacted. "No, a system? Alright! That truck that hit me before I transmigrated, that wasn't your doing, was it? Are system businesses so busy these days that you can't wait for people to go out, and just drop trucks from the sky at home?"

"Ding! Detected strong dissatisfaction from the host. As compensation, the initial gift package reward from the system has been doubled." Before An Xiu could finish, the system's mechanical voice sounded again. "Oh? Uh... Hmm, is that so? Well, it's not unacceptable." With the compensation, An Xiu's mood of being forcibly transmigration improved quite a bit. After all, transmigration was a done deal, and getting a little more benefit was good. Wait, he didn't even know what rewards were in that initial gift package. What if the system just said it was doubled but actually gave him the original initial gift package without changing anything? Wouldn't he still be clueless?

"Ding! Please rest assured, host. As a system of the new era, serving the host is the system's fundamental logic. The system will absolutely not engage in any behavior that harms the host's interests, including gaining self-awareness, withholding rewards, providing false information, or punitive elimination." [Note: The current communication with the host is conducted by the system's built-in basic AI intelligent response module. It has no self-awareness and is only used to help the host familiarize themselves with the system's various functions.] "Fine." An Xiu nodded at this. After all, he had already transmigrated to another world. Did the system really need to deceive someone like him, who had no great ambitions, just wanted to loaf around, complained every day about why he wasn't already being supported by a rich girl and living a life of eating, drinking, and having fun, like a piece of unburnable trash?

"System, explain your abilities, like those functions you mentioned." "Ding! This system is the Soft Rice System, dedicated to cultivating the host to become the King of Soft Rice across infinite worlds. As long as the host's act of eating soft rice is detected, they will receive varying amounts of points. Points can be used to access various system functions, such as purchasing items and skills from the mall interface, or transmigrating to other worlds, creating clones to assist in eating soft rice, and so on..." Listening to the system's mechanical voice constantly echoing in his ears, An Xiu nodded from time to time. The Soft Rice System? It fit his mental state before transmigration perfectly. Or perhaps, this was one of the reasons the system found him? He opened the mall interface, and a dazzling array of goods appeared before An Xiu's eyes – items and skills from infinite worlds, Devil Fruits, Gundams, Stands, magic... Located at the very top of the mall was the discount section, which refreshed once a month. Each refresh would feature 3-5 randomly discounted items, ranging from 20% off to 70% off. Currently, the three items listed in the discount section were: [Quantumization] (70% off): 2400 points [Three Tomoe Sharingan] (70% off): 450 points [Herrscher of Death and Life Authority] (50% off): 5000 points "Quantumization and Herrscher of Death and Life Authority from the Honkai series? Both are quite good. The Three Tomoe Sharingan, while a bit common, is still okay." "But these abilities in their original settings require Honkai energy, chakra, etc. Can I really use them after buying them in the Jujutsu world?"

"Ding! Host, please rest assured, all abilities or items produced by the system have been improved and will automatically adapt to different systems. There will never be a situation where you cannot use them after purchase due to the host lacking the corresponding energy system or world incompatibility. After-sales service is guaranteed, so feel free to purchase."

"Even if you say that, I don't have any system points right now, so I can't buy anything even if I want to…"

Speaking of which, An Xiu remembered that the system had mentioned compensating him with an initial gift package with double rewards before.

"System, send me that initial gift package you mentioned before. I want to open it and see what rewards are inside."

"Ding! Initial gift package has been issued. Congratulations to the host for receiving points [5000] * 2."

Opening the initial gift package, a full ten thousand points were credited. Instantly, An Xiu went from being penniless to having a small fortune.

"The rewards in this initial gift package are really generous. Even without the double reward, it's five thousand points. I originally thought that even if the reward was points, it would be at most one or two thousand, and I'd be lucky to buy Quantumization. Now it seems I can buy Quantumization and the Herrscher of Death and Life Authority's power together."

If he had Quantumization and the Herrscher of Death and Life Authority's power, An Xiu was confident that he wouldn't be weak in this Jujutsu Kaisen world.

However… An Xiu didn't plan to put these two abilities on himself.

After all, he was using the Soft Rice System; he was supposed to live off women. When encountering trouble, he definitely couldn't solve it himself, but rather let beautiful girls solve it for him. His daily life was also supposed to be supported by beautiful girls.

Beautiful girls for when there's something to do, and when there's nothing…

But An Xiu didn't want to give the abilities he bought to others. Not because of anything else, but simply because even the female characters from two-dimensional worlds, once they become real, he still couldn't trust them.

It would be best to give the abilities to someone he knew inside and out, someone who would absolutely never betray him…

"System, I remember you have the ability to create clones, right?"

"Ding, the basic price for creating a clone is 500 points. The host can customize the gender and appearance of the clone, or directly materialize it based on the corresponding image in their mind. The system will automatically arrange a reasonable identity for it. If there are additional identity requirements or if the clone needs to possess certain special talents, additional points will be required based on the actual situation."

"Do materialized clones have self-awareness?"

"Ding, it's divided into two situations. One is without self-awareness, completely controlled by the host or automatically managed by the system AI. The other is with self-awareness, based on the host's own will. If there is a corresponding character for the materialized clone, it can also obtain the corresponding character's memories. The two are combined to be born, with a high degree of restoration, and can communicate with the host's thoughts."

"Regardless of how the clone is born, they will have one hundred percent loyalty to the host and will never betray the host."

(Note: If the corresponding character's memories contain certain special techniques or other special memories, additional points will be required based on the situation.)

"Very good."

Hearing the system's answer, An Xiu nodded in satisfaction.

"Then finally… if I live off my clones, can I get points?"

Chapter 2: Living off Clones, Seele Vollerei

If I live off my clones, can I get points?

Hearing An Xiu's question, the system took noticeably longer to answer this time, clearly indicating that the basic intelligent AI was conducting a vigorous analysis.

Fortunately, a moment later, An Xiu heard the system's affirmative reply.

"Analyzing… If the clone does not have self-awareness and is controlled by the host or managed by the system, points cannot be obtained. If the clone has self-awareness, and the host engages in the act of living off the clone's support, points can be obtained."

"Nice!"

With the system's affirmation, An Xiu immediately felt his mood lift.

After all, his clones would be absolutely loyal, and he could kiss and hug them as he pleased, living off them however he wanted. If he could live off his clones, why would he bother going out and painstakingly finding women to live off?

Oh, of course, this is limited to beautiful female clones. Although An Xiu wouldn't materialize unattractive clones as objects for him to live off anyway.

With all prerequisites clarified, An Xiu immediately went to the discount section of the mall and purchased Quantumization and the Herrscher of Death and Life Authority's power, which he had his eye on earlier. Then, he eagerly opened the clone interface.

"System, materialize a clone."

Holding the two abilities, Quantumization and the Herrscher of Death and Life Authority's power, An Xiu quickly decided on the object for his clone.

Seele!

Of course, not the Seele from the Honkai: Star Rail world, nor the Seele worth fifty million marks, but the girl who originated from a certain Honkai Impact 3rd world, born in Cocolia Orphanage, possessing innate Stigmata and a dual personality – Seele Vollerei.

As the system materialized her with a flash of light, a petite figure slowly appeared before An Xiu.

She had soft, blue-streaked short hair styled in a cute bob, wore a blue and white dress, and her slender, snow-white legs were covered in dark blue long socks. Her fair skin had a faint blush, and there was a red Stigmata on her chest. Her pair of azure eyes scanned her surroundings with a hint of confusion and unease. Upon seeing An Xiu, she revealed a sweet smile.

"Brother An Xiu."

Listening to the girl's gentle call, An Xiu took a deep breath, and instantly felt a wave of comfort wash over him.

After all, clones materialized by the system possessed the personality and memories of the corresponding characters, making them almost indistinguishable from the original characters. Moreover, they also had An Xiu's memories, thus knowing the plot and being able to connect with An Xiu's thoughts in various situations.

Coupled with their absolute loyalty and one hundred percent devotion to him, they were practically perfect partners that only existed in dreams.

In such a situation, how could An Xiu, who had never even dated in his previous life in the real world and had rushed into a grueling life right after graduation, not be excited?

However, there was one last step remaining, which was to bestow the abilities purchased from the mall upon Seele. Only then would the girl before him have the power to allow him to enjoy warm and comforting support.

"Seele, I'm going to bestow abilities upon you now, and upon another Seele as well, so don't be afraid no matter what happens next."

Hearing An Xiu's words, Seele nodded obediently.

"Mhm, Seele will try her best not to be afraid. And the other me… she said only children are afraid of such small matters."

"Actually, I don't think there's anything to be afraid of either. So, Seele, I'm starting now."

Through the operations on the system interface, An Xiu bestowed the ability of Quantumization upon Seele. The Herrscher of Death and Life Authority was divided into two parts: Creation and Decay. The power of Creation was bestowed upon Seele, while the power of Decay was given by An Xiu to Black Seele, which was Seele's Stigmata consciousness, her second personality.

Of course, since the two Sees were originally one, both parties could use these two powers freely, unless they were separated into two individuals.

"Alright, Seele, it's over. Do you feel anything special?"

After closing the system interface, An Xiu asked Seele.

"Mhm... I feel a powerful surge of strength within my body."

The authority of the Herrscher of Death and Life wasn't just a simple skill. After all, in the world of Honkai, when a girl gained the Herrscher authority, she would also receive a vast amount of Honkai energy.

The items and skills sold in the system store had been modified by the system and could adapt to various worlds and energy systems.

Therefore, in the current Jujutsu world, Seele, who had obtained the authority of the Herrscher of Death and Life, also gained an immense amount of Cursed Energy. This enormous Cursed Energy continuously flowed into her body, centering around the Stigmata.

It was foreseeable that as time passed, the total amount of Cursed Energy within Seele would only become more terrifying.

"Very good, the power from my memories has returned."

As the Cursed Energy continued to pour in, another figure appeared beside Seele. Her appearance and build were identical to the Seele beside him, but her clothing and hair color were the complete opposite, predominantly black and red. Her expression and aura were also entirely different from Seele's.

If Seele gave off a gentle and approachable vibe, with her cute and well-behaved appearance that instantly garnered affection, then the other Seele, the "Black Seele," exuded a fierce and commanding presence that kept people at a distance.

Furthermore, her seemingly weightless, floating posture in mid-air, like a specter, combined with the terrifying black and red Cursed Energy swirling around her, would likely scare an uninformed observer half to death just by seeing her.

Of course, the Black Seele hadn't appeared without reason. With a casual wave of her hand, a surge of black and red Cursed Energy erupted, and a piercing wail immediately filled the room.

In the corner of the room, a tall figure invisible to ordinary people was instantly shredded and annihilated by the Cursed Energy. Only a small, severed part of Black Seele's body remained, struggling on the ground.

Meanwhile, Seele stepped forward lightly and placed a hand on An Xiu. Cursed Energy carrying the power of creation slowly flowed into An Xiu's body, causing An Xiu's vision to shift. He could now see the mangled remains of the deformed monster struggling powerlessly in the corner of the room.

"This, I suppose, is a Cursed Spirit of this world."

Cursed Spirits, invisible to ordinary people but visible to Jujutsu Sorcerers, were something An Xiu, previously an ordinary person, could only perceive with Seele's help.

"It seems to have been attracted by the gathered Cursed Energy. I don't know its grade, but it's likely not very strong."

As she spoke, the Black Seele, floating in mid-air, clicked her tongue in disdain.