Hon-Hon-Hon-Honkai Academy
Chapter 78

Mei, Rita, and the Queen-A Three Kingdoms Romance! / Let's Compete to Decide Whose Room the Captain Sleeps In!

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"Whoops..."

Suddenly, a cold light flashed through, and Ling Feng quickly retracted his hand...

"Bang!"

Then the blue sword light flashed across and struck the ice cube formed on the back of Rita's hand. Well, this is Plasma Shadow Show...

"Hey, Mei, is it too dangerous?"

Ling Feng broke out in a cold sweat and was speechless. He didn't expect that Mei would really slash at him with one strike. What if he really missed it?

"Sorry, Captain, I didn't intend to attack you..."

Mei showed a sweet smile, but his eyes were obviously full of murderous intent. He quietly retracted the sword, then picked up an apple from the ground and said, "Let me peel an apple for you!"

Ling Feng "..." Looking at you, it's obvious that you want to exploit someone... Didn't you agree to have a harmonious harem? Why do I feel like there is something wrong with this script? I... did I let Mei awaken some kind of hidden attribute...

But Mei didn't care about this. He threw the apple upwards and slashed it with a sword in both hands. "Lianlian, Void Slash!"

With Mei's move, Plasma Shadow Show almost turned into an afterimage, quickly streaking across the apple. Finally, Mei held the sword in his right hand and put it behind his back, and stretched out his left hand to catch the apple...

But...

Snap...

The apple was directly cut into small cubes less than half a centimeter by Mei, and scattered on the ground...

"Eh... I'm sorry, Captain, I seem to have accidentally used Void Slash..." Although Mei was talking to Ling Feng, his eyes were looking at Rita, and he was very friendly!

Ling Feng "..." Are you a fruit ninja?

"Mei sister, it's true, I can peel an apple too!"

Faced with Mei's provocation, Rita seemed not to give in. There were too many people in the restaurant at noon, so Valkyrie felt embarrassed to have a dispute with B-rank Valkyrie. But now, she was not fighting as Valkyrie, but as a woman!

Sure enough, when I made this decision, I had already expected this day...

I saw Rita directly picking up the fruit knife, then throwing the apple upwards, and quickly swiping it with the knife in his right hand...

"Pa..."

Finally, a completely peeled apple fell into the hands of Rita, and was automatically separated from it into four very standard pieces...

Rita picked up a piece of apple and said with a smile, "Sister Mei, this is the real apple peeling!"

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ps: Sorry for the late update again, I can't help it, it's 520 today, I have to eat with three girlfriends, it's very tiring! (open mouth)

Chapter 146: Mei, Rita, Queen, Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

"You..."

Mei was immediately frightened by Rita's operation. It turns out that someone can really do it. Damn it, it's so awesome...

"Come, Captain, please use it?"

Rita gently picked up a piece of apple with his hand and handed it to Ling Feng's mouth with a smile...

"Ahem!"

Unable to fight with sword skills, Mei had no choice but to find another way and said with a smile, "It's time to have dinner soon, Captain, don't eat fruit before the meal. It's not good for those around you, and it's easy to gain weight!"

"Um... yes, let's eat after dinner..."

Ling Feng seemed to have found a reason and hurriedly sat down at the dining table, "Come on, come on, let's have dinner first, and we can talk about anything after dinner!"

I was really in a dilemma just now. If I ate, Mei might stab me again, but if I didn't eat, Rita would definitely be unhappy. Neither of them can afford to offend...

Therefore, Mei's proposal to have dinner temporarily resolved the crisis!

"Okay, Captain!"

Rita also smiled slightly and didn't say much. Anyway, in this war, he had the absolute upper hand. Even if he couldn't win, he would still be invincible, so don't panic at all!

Soon, Mei brought out the dinner, and it was very sumptuous, with six dishes and one soup, half meat and half vegetarian. Since Ling Feng came to Team 233, I felt that this was the most luxurious meal I had ever had in the apartment. It felt so good to be rich...

Although Mei was a little unhappy when he saw Rita, it was not to the extent of deliberately not giving Rita bowls and chopsticks. However, he was very attentive and rushed to serve Ling Feng a bowl of rice before Rita. "Ling Feng, please use it. I made a lot tonight, and they are all your favorites!"

"Um... thank you, Mei..."

Ling Feng dare not refuse, nor dare to ask...

"Come, Captain, please use it!"

Rita served Ling Feng with a smile, and put a large piece of braised pork into Ling Feng's bowl...

"Ling Feng, let's have some vegetables. I make them with special dense ingredients. They are healthy and delicious!"

Not to be outdone, Mei also put vegetables into Ling Feng's bowl...

"Captain, try this..."

"Ling Feng, eat this..."

"Captain, this..."

"Ling Feng, this is me..."

Bronya Eating in silence, pretending to be stupid, acting cute, it's none of my business...

Kiana"..."

"Enough!"

Kiana slapped the table and stood up, panting heavily, "It's so noisy, are you annoying?"

Then, he also picked up a piece of meat and put it into Ling Feng's bowl. "Captain, I can also pick up vegetables..."

Mei"..."

Rita"..."

Ling Feng"..."

"Um..."

Ling Feng silently picked up the bowl and said, "Well, you guys eat, I have something else to do. I'll eat in the room and come down after eating!"

Ling Feng thinks that if he continues to stay here, the war will be endless, so it is better to dodge first...

Mei seemed to want to say something, but in the end he said nothing and watched Ling Feng carrying the bowl upstairs...

"Huuwu... why did it become like this..."

Back in the room, Ling Feng looked sad. Isn't Mei very kind? Isn't Rita also very sensible? They should be able to get along peacefully. Why did it end like this? Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to live harmoniously together?

Sure enough, I still took it too much for granted. Moreover, this was only the first day, and it felt like these two people were already starting to take action. What should I do in the future?

Otherwise, let Rita leave? Hmm... This seems to be a bit excessive and unfair to Rita, but Mei...

"Hey..."

Sighing helplessly, with mixed feelings...

"Queen Wife, do you want to have dinner?"

Then, Ling Feng came directly to Imaginary Space. Looking at Queen who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, Ling Feng handed over the dinner he had just brought...

"Well, I eat, feed me, ah..."

Queen didn't look back, staring at the phone screen intently, with his mouth slightly open waiting for Ling Feng's feeding...

"As you command, my dear wife..."

Ling Feng smiled helplessly, and after counting, it seems that now Queen's wife is better to take care of. She doesn't make any noise, and as long as she has food and things to play, she can stay in the room all day!

At the same time, Ling Feng is also a little lucky. Fortunately, Queen's wife can't go out now, otherwise the struggle between Chu and Han outside will become the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. In terms of strength, Queen's wife will definitely win a crushing victory. Who can I help? Can't help...

"What are you laughing at?"

Queen asked with a slight curl of his lips. While playing the game, he didn't forget to observe Ling Feng's expression!

"It's nothing, I just like to watch my wife eating!"

Ling Feng smiled slightly, making excuses or whatever. Although I really like to watch Queen eat, there is no arrogance, only cuteness. Why is my Queen wife so cute?

"Huh, stupid follower..."

Queen was too lazy to discuss this issue with Ling Feng. He ate his dinner bite by bite and finished the bowl quickly...

"Do you want more?"

The bowl at home is not very big, but Ling Feng feels that it is definitely not enough for Queen to eat!

"No, I ate too much today. I'm not very hungry now. I'll have snacks later..." Queen shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't want to eat...

"Then I'll leave first and come back to play with you tonight!"

Queen ate, but he didn't take a bite. Ling Feng planned to go back to the apartment to fill his stomach first...

Come back tonight...

I don't know why, but when talking about this, Queen had an inexplicable blush on his face, and hummed, "Humph, it doesn't matter if you don't come, stupid follower, I don't like that kind of thing at all? It's best not to come!"

Ling Feng "???"

Nani? Is this... a hint?

"Ahem, wait for me, Queen wife!"

The melancholy in Ling Feng's heart was immediately swept away, and he returned to the real world happily. He had dinner first, and he must be full. There will be a fierce battle in the evening. The war between humans and Honkai must be ended by himself!

The war between Mei and Rita seems to have stopped temporarily. Maybe they have reached some kind of consensus. This is good, it is much cleaner...

After dinner, Mei went to wash the tableware as usual, and Rita also started making black tea as usual, but Ling Feng was worried whether Rita would add "computer accessories" to the black tea...

"Come, Captain, please use it?"

Rita put the black tea in front of Ling Feng with a smile on her face, but it was probably Rita's image problem. She always felt a little dangerous when she smiled...

"Um..."

Ling Feng picked it up, smelled it, and said with a smile, "Drink it later, it's too hot..."

"Okay, Captain?"

Rita didn't try to persuade him. He turned around and picked up the fruit knife and asked, "Captain, what kind of fruit do you want to eat? Rita will help you handle it. We can provide feeding services... and..."

"It's a mouth-to-mouth feeding service..."

Rita touched his lips lightly with his index finger, with a wicked smile on his face, looking very expectant...

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ps: Tonight, I don't know where you will be!

Even if the second spring reflects the full moon, it can't suppress the sound of gunfire outside!

By the way, guys, can you recommend some blades or something? Free ones are fine. If not, I'll ask again every day!

Chapter 147: Let's compete and decide who the captain will sleep with!

"Ahem!"

Mei suddenly appeared in the living room, and then sat next to Ling Feng, saying, "Ling Feng, I can peel fruit, and I can peel it very elegantly. At the same time... I... I can also feed you, just... even with my mouth... my mouth..."

Speaking of this, Mei's face looked a little red. She was hesitating and struggling. Did she really want to say such shameful words?

No, no, no, no more time wasted!

If you hesitate, you will lose!

You must never hesitate...

"Yes, I can feed you mouth to mouth too!"

Mei mustered up the courage to say this. Although his face was rosy, his eyes were firm...

Ling Feng "..." Why do you feel that these people are not normal recently...

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