"Hey, hey, hey, sister Mei, can you do it?" Rita still looked at Mei with a half-smile...
"Humph, of course we can do it!"
Mei was still very determined, saying, "I... will never back down!"
Mei stared at Rita, and Rita looked at Mei without fear. Fire was already bursting out in his eyes. An unprecedented battle was inevitable!
"Wait..."
Seeing that the two people were really about to fight, Ling Feng quickly stopped the two of them and said speechlessly, "Everyone, please stop arguing. Actually, I..."
"No!"
"No!"
The two looked at Ling Feng at the same time and gave the same answer in unison. There may be conflicts between them, but they have reached a consensus on this matter...
Ling Feng"..."
"Uh... then, Rita, it's getting late, why don't you go back and rest early?"
Well, since it's impossible to stop the two of them, let's separate the two of them. You can't quarrel through mobile phones anymore, right?
"Go back?"
Rita glanced at Ling Feng in confusion, then shook his finger and chuckled, "Captain, you are joking. As your bodyguard, Rita will naturally protect you all the time. So wherever the captain lives, I will live!"
"Sorry, we only have four rooms in our apartment, so there's no room for you!"
Mei's eyes flashed with pride, and he drove her away. As long as Rita was temporarily driven away, the threat was temporarily lifted, and he had more opportunities. It didn't matter even if she came during the day, as long as he drove her back at night!
"Well, it doesn't matter..."
But Mei never expected that this was what Rita wanted. Four rooms and five people. Then, there must be two people together. He smiled and said, "I can live in a room with the captain. Anyway... this is not the first time..."
"Uh-huh..."
Although Mei had already heard Rita say it at noon today, but now that I heard it again, I still felt a sense of frustration. Sure enough, if you hesitate, you will lose. You can't hesitate...
"No!"
Mei didn't know if his brain was twitching, but he said directly, "Ling Feng... Ling Feng wants to sleep with me, Rita... are you going to play alone?"
"Eh?"
Now Ling Feng is also confused. What's going on with this meow... what's going on with this meow? You actually take the initiative to make such a request. What is your surname, Miss? Are you Mei? Why do you feel like your eldest lady's settings are all broken?
"I... I'm not kidding!"
Seeing Ling Feng's doubtful eyes, Mei still blushed a little, but her attitude was still very firm. She once again thought of what Tesla once said, herself. However, he was too hesitant. Although he had been guarding against Kiana, he did not let Kiana succeed, but Rita stole his home. Therefore, this time, he could not hesitate!
Although... although Ling Feng was gone the first time, we must not give up the second time!
"Hooh?"
Seeing Mei's statement, a successful smile appeared in Rita's eyes, but this alone is not enough. Captain, please thank me afterwards...
Rita smiled slightly and said, "Okay, sister Mei, since we are unwilling to give up, then let's compete. The competition will determine the outcome and who the captain will sleep with. The loser is not allowed to have any objections!"
"Competition... woo..."
Mei hesitated for a moment, competition? She didn't dare to accept it hastily, because no matter from any aspect, Rita seemed to be better than herself, but it wasn't that she didn't have confidence, it was just... her subconscious was at work...
"What? Don't you dare?"
As if to provoke Mei on purpose, Rita took Ling Feng's hand and said with a smile, "Forget it if you don't dare. Captain, let's go back to your room and rest. Rita... I promise to take good care of you..."
"Wait..."
Seeing that Rita was almost furious, Mei still stood up and said with determination, "Okay, I accept the competition, but I will decide the content of the competition!"
"Yes, but two out of three games, one person will decide one game, and the third game will be decided by drawing lots. Moreover, the content of the game must be centered on the captain. If not, our game will be meaningless!"
Rita agreed without hesitation, and then told his plan. As long as Mei agreed, the next thing would be easy to handle!
"I accept it!"
Mei immediately agreed. Since it is a best of three games, then he can still choose the field he is good at. It should not be difficult to win one game. Even if he loses one game, then the third game is a draw, and he still has a chance. Even if Rita you are S-rank Valkyrie, you can't be omnipotent in everything!
Ling Feng "..." I said, don't you ask me, the client, for my opinion?
But...Ling Feng thought about it and still didn't stop it. If you like competing, just compete. This can be regarded as a way to resolve conflicts. Anyway, competing is definitely better than fighting...
"Competition?"
Kiana immediately took out the snacks, potato chips, and cola that Ling Feng had bought for her before, and brought a small bench, ready to watch the show...
"Do you need Bronya to record?"
Bronya ordered Project Bunny to raise the camera on his arm and asked silently...
"No need!"
"No need!"
Both of them decisively chose to refuse...
"Oh..."
Bronya turned off Project Bunny's camera with an expressionless expression, then sat down with Kiana, ordered Project Bunny to bring the cut watermelon, and together with Kiana, became a melon-eating crowd...
At the same time, regarding this competition, the two parties have reached the following agreement!
First: All content of the competition is centered on Ling Feng, and Ling Feng has the final decision!
Second: The content of the game is decided by both sides in turns, but the decision-making side takes precedence!
Third: Regardless of winning or losing the game, the loser must not have any objections!
Fourth: Friendship first, competition second! (This is nonsense!)
Thus, the first competition in Team 233 apartment to decide who will accompany Ling Feng officially begins!
Players from both sides: Mei, Rita!
Referee: Ling Feng!
Supervisor: Kiana!
Melon-eating people: Bronya!
Come on, let's start our war!
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ps: In the new season of Pesticide, I have lost five consecutive games in the rankings and am autistic...
Chapter 148: Look at me, mouth to mouth feeding!
The first competition was proposed by Mei. After considering various factors, Mei decisively chose massage...
Because Mei had massaged Ling Feng many times, and she was praised every time. In addition, she had absolute confidence in her own techniques, so the first session was a massage!
As per the old rules, Mei sat on the sofa, stretched out his thighs, let Ling Feng rest on his thighs, stretched out his hands, and Lightning Mei, the descendant of the Thunder Clan, massaged seventeen styles...
"Huuwu... comfortable..."
After a while, Ling Feng was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep. Not to mention other aspects, but the massage Mei was absolutely top-notch. It felt so good...
"Hmph..."
Seeing Ling Feng's satisfied expression, Mei also showed a victorious smile. For things like massage, it is definitely advantageous to go first, because massage can only show the best effect when the target is tired. And now, his goal has obviously been achieved...
When it was Rita's turn, because Ling Feng had already been massaged once, no matter how powerful Rita was, it would never be able to achieve the same effect as the first massage...
"Then, it's my turn..."
However, Rita walked forward calmly and smiled at Ling Feng, "Captain, please lie down..."
With that said, Rita pushed Ling Feng down on the sofa, face down and back up, and at the same time reached out and took off Ling Feng's clothes...
"You..."
Mei wanted to say something, but... when it came to massage, it was really hard for her to say anything when she took off her clothes...
"Uh...Rita, don't mess around..."
Rita took off his clothes, and Ling Feng didn't resist. He was just a little panicked, for fear that Rita would do something sexy again. Don't forget, Rita had a criminal record last time on the battleship...
"Please rest assured, Captain..."
Rita responded to Ling Feng with a confident smile, "I will use the most standard massage method to eliminate fatigue for the captain..."
With that said, Rita also took off his coat...
"Hey... you... what are you doing?"
Mei immediately protested. A massage is a massage. It's okay for you to take off Ling Feng's clothes, but as a masseuse, why do you have to take them off too? Are you really planning on getting a massage and not doing anything else?
"Of course!"
Rita, who was only wearing underwear, was not afraid and said righteously, "Massage will consume a lot of energy and produce a lot of heat in the body. If I don't take off my jacket, it will affect my performance!"
"This..."
Mei seems to be very dissatisfied with this answer, but... this is not mentioned in the competition rules, so I can only accept it...
Ling Feng "..." Why, there is an ominous premonition...
"Captain, it's about to begin..."
Saying that, Rita raised his hands slightly, condensed the ice element energy in the palm of his hand, and then hit Ling Feng on the back...
"Hooh oh oh..."
Ling Feng suddenly screamed in relief, feeling a cold patch on his back, but... it was not the biting cold, but a kind of tranquility that seemed to calm people down. It seemed that after Rita injected this energy into himself, he felt that everything around him had slowed down...
Then, Rita started to perform massage. The techniques were quite standard, including pressing, massaging, pushing, holding, kneading, rubbing, pinching, tapping, tapping, rolling, pinching, and rubbing. The set of operations was smooth and smooth. Coupled with the power of her ice element, Ling Feng didn't feel any discomfort at all. Every cell in her body was left with only one feeling, cool!
At the same time, Ling Feng also discovered that Rita was not only massaging, but also using energy to neutralize the remaining Honkai energy in his body, allowing his muscles and body to completely relax, as if he were reborn...
This... isn't this a massage technique used to eliminate the aftermath of battle? I have never taught anyone else, so I didn't expect Rita to know how to do it...S-rank Valkyrie, who claims to be a maid, is too versatile...
Finally, Rita pounced directly on Ling Feng's back, and Oppein naturally stuck to it. Although he was wearing underwear, Rita's size could only cover half of it, so Ling Feng's current touch was quite stimulating. Coupled with the massage just now and the softness on his back, life was infinitely beautiful...
Rita put his mouth close to Ling Feng's ear and asked in a low voice, "Captain? I won this game, right?"
"Well...Rita wins..."
Ling Feng nodded lazily, his body not wanting to move at all, he just wanted to sleep, and sleep with this comfort in his body...
"Eh?"
Mei was stunned for a moment and shouted hurriedly, "Ling Feng, wake up? Don't be fooled by this big-breasted woman, and... it's so despicable, to do this..."
Looking at Rita looking like a winner, Mei looked like he was gnashing his teeth. They said they were just massaging, but in the end you were all attached to them. This is cheating...
"Uh... Sorry, Mei..."
Ling Feng moved his body and felt comfortable all over. He smiled helplessly at Mei and said, "Although your massage is very comfortable, to be honest, Rita is more powerful than you.", she used standard massage techniques, and... the effect of eliminating Honkai energy fatigue for you is the same as mine. After the massage, you feel very comfortable. In this battle, Rita really won..."
"Uh-huh..."
Mei opened his mouth, but didn't say anything. Losing is losing. Although he felt unwilling to do so, he did lose...
Damn it, she actually lost in the field she is best at. Then in the second game, Rita will definitely choose what she is good at. Are she... going to lose?
"Then, let's get ready for the second game. This time, the project will be decided by me..." Rita hooked his index finger with a weird smile on his face...
Five minutes later, Ling Feng was sitting on the sofa, with a freshly cut fruit plate on the coffee table in front of him, and the second game event was... feeding!
The content is very simple, just like the literal meaning, one person can feed one mouthful...
"Then, I'll go first!"
Rita smiled, then elegantly picked up a small piece of watermelon with a fork, but just when Ling Feng thought that Rita would feed it directly to herself, Rita opened her own small mouth, then bit into a small half of the watermelon, put down the fork, and then slowly approached Ling Feng...
"Jianzhang Daren, come..."
Holding the watermelon in her mouth, Rita spoke vaguely, but this did not prevent her from getting closer...
Ling Feng "..." I am indeed too naive. How could Rita feed me in a normal way?
However, I can't refuse. This is a competition between two people. If I refuse, it means failure. Rita 1 doesn't want to do this...