Honkai Impact

Honkai Impact Author: King of Moe

St. Freya.

Why is the Immortal experiencing morning sickness?

Why is the Queen a mother?

Why is the Academy Head so late in paying salaries?

Why has the Bishop's hat increased again?

What are the reasons for Einstein's debut as an idol?

Welcome to this episode of "Approaching Honkai," the Cleaner's Road of No Return.

Chapter 1: Awakening!

"Everyone, the Honkai Beast that has descended this time has never been recorded in our data. It has far surpassed Judgment-class, and we have classified it as a Planet-class Honkai Beast, naming it Deity. It possesses the ability to destroy an entire planet. It is currently preparing to land in the Western Pacific. Simultaneously, the United Human Government has dispatched all eighteen S-rank Valkyries equipped with God-Slaying Armor. This will be a battle for the survival of humanity..."

Inside the house, a boy and a girl were eating dinner. The news on the television was repeatedly broadcasting this content, along with live footage of the Planet-class Honkai Beast...

"Hey, aren't you nervous at all?" Seeing the boy's relaxed expression, the girl was quite worried!

"Heh, why would I be?" Honkai series apparel

The boy appeared incredibly confident in response to the girl's worry, smiling, "Just a Honkai Beast. I can kill Judgment-class Honkai Beasts, and I can kill Planet-class ones too!"

However, he was also unsure of himself. After all, this was an unprecedented Planet-class Honkai Beast, with an energy level nearly a hundred times higher than that of a Judgment-class Honkai Beast. Even if S-rank Valkyries equipped with God-Slaying Armor could kill ordinary Judgment-class Honkai Beasts, facing a Planet-class Honkai Beast, even all the S-rank Valkyries combined, would likely not be easy...

"Sigh, I wish I could participate in this kind of battle too..." the girl complained!

"Alright, alright, Kuroki, stop complaining. Once the Doctor creates God-Slaying Armor that can withstand your power, you can also become a true Valkyrie. But until then, focus on your studies. I'll personally teach you how to fight when I get back!"

Ling Feng could only comfort the girl in front of him, feeling a sense of regret in his heart. If she could also participate in the battle, the chances of victory would at least increase by half. However, her energy was too immense, and her body was too weak, making her participation a suicidal act!

Moreover, up to this point, no one had been able to create armor that could withstand her energy!

"Hmph, then it's settled. You have to teach me how to fight when you get back!"

Kuroki's eyes lit up, clearly eager to become a Valkyrie! Honkai series apparel

"Mm, it's a deal!"

Ling Feng smiled slightly!

That night, the punitive expedition failed. All participating S-rank Valkyries were annihilated, and the Planet-class Honkai Beast, Deity, landed in Shenzhou. A month later, human civilization was extinct...

"Hey, you're awake? Can you hear me?"

"They should be awake, but their consciousness doesn't seem to have fully recovered!"

"I say, if their consciousness isn't fully recovered, don't wake them up. Don't you guys know how dangerous he is?"

When Ling Feng opened his eyes, he saw three women surrounding him: a loli with white hair, a girl with pink hair, and an auntie with red hair...

But he didn't recognize any of them. Where was this place?

"Hey, hey, hey, do you speak Mandarin? Are you okay?" Honkai series apparel

The white-haired loli waved her hand in front of Ling Feng's eyes, seemingly trying to communicate with him!

"Uh..."

Ling Feng felt a headache, but thankfully, he had woken up. He thought he was done for, but now he was lying here safely, so he must have been saved!

He rubbed his head and then sifted through his memories. He felt like he couldn't recall many things, but that didn't matter. Ling Feng was only concerned about one thing now: "What about Deity? Was it eliminated?"

"Deity?"

The white-haired girl looked at the auntie with a confused expression. The auntie looked at the pink-haired girl with curiosity, and the pink-haired girl looked at Ling Feng with a doubtful gaze and asked, "Hey, what is this Deity you're talking about? Is it a person?"

"Deity is..."

Ling Feng was about to explain what Deity was... Hmm? Right, what was Deity? Why... couldn't he remember? And why was he thinking about eliminating Deity?

"Ah, errr..."

Ling Feng suddenly felt a headache, feeling like a lot of things were missing from his mind...

"Hey, are you okay?"

The white-haired girl immediately supported Ling Feng and looked at the pink-haired girl, "Tesla, hurry and find a solution! Don't let this guy go berserk!"

Tesla calmly replied, "It's fine, Academy Head. He probably just has a brain injury, so he's having a headache. Besides, he's someone Himeko brought back from an ancient ruin. Who knows why this guy was in that completely sealed ruin!"

"Let's not talk about that. Let's calm him down first..."

Himeko also seemed a bit worried, not because she was worried about Ling Feng, but because she was worried that Ling Feng would experience the same situation he did in the ruins before!

Fortunately, Ling Feng quieted down at this moment. The headache only lasted for a while. As long as he didn't think about Deity, the headache wouldn't occur, so Ling Feng decisively stopped thinking about it...

Seeing that Ling Feng had finally calmed down, Theresa quietly asked, "Um, my name is Theresa. I'm the Academy Head of St. Freya Academy. What's your name?"

"Ling Feng!"

Ling Feng still remembered his name and identity. He smiled and said, "One of the Federation's strongest S-rank Valkyries, and also one of the Valkyries who possesses God-Slaying Armor!"

"S-rank Valkyrie? As expected?"

The three of them appeared somewhat surprised, but not entirely unexpected, as Himeko had mentioned before that Ling Feng might be an S-rank Valkyrie…

Yesterday, an underground ruin appeared in the Western Pacific, so Himeko led a squad into it for a simple exploration. As a result, they were surrounded by numerous powerful Honkai Beasts. Himeko and the others were then driven into a cavern, only to be astonished to find a person inside, sealed within a blue crystal. Moreover, the entire area was filled with blue crystals! Honkai Impact apparel

Then, due to the battle with the Honkai Beasts, the crystal sealing Ling Feng was shattered, and Ling Feng awoke. He immediately unleashed an incredibly powerful energy, instantly obliterating all the Honkai Beasts. Ling Feng then fell unconscious again, and Himeko brought him aboard the Hyperion to the St. Freya Academy…

That was roughly the situation, and judging by the energy Ling Feng had displayed, calling him an S-rank Valkyrie wouldn't be an exaggeration!

"But… what organization is the Federation? I don't recall Schicksal having such an organization. Are you perhaps from Anti-Entropy?"

Although Theresa believed Ling Feng was an S-rank Valkyrie, she was somewhat curious about his identity. She didn't know about the Federation, and Ling Feng's name wasn't among Schicksal's three S-rank Valkyries. So, where exactly was Ling Feng an S-rank Valkyrie from?

"The Federation is the Federation, the United Human Government. As for what you call Schicksal and Anti-Entropy, I don't know. Are they some recently emerged terrorist organizations?"

Ling Feng was also a bit curious. As a human, how could they not know about the Federation's existence? For so many years, humanity had relied entirely on the Valkyries trained by the Federation to fight the Honkai Beasts. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call it the organization that protected the world!

Himeko: "?"

Tesla: "???" Honkai Impact apparel

Theresa: "???"

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Chapter 2: This is Half a Second of Beauty!

After various exchanges between Theresa, Ling Feng, and the other two, and repeated confirmations, they even took Ling Feng out of the laboratory and walked around the academy. Finally, the four of them reached a conclusion…

Ling Feng had transmigrated…

To be precise, he hadn't transmigrated to another world. He was still on Earth, but he had arrived in a completely new era, an era without the Federation, where Valkyries were controlled by Schicksal and Anti-Entropy!

When Ling Feng learned that he had been sealed in a ruin crystal that no one had ever entered before, he was even more bewildered. A ruin crystal? Seriously? Had he really been sealed for many years, and now that he was out, the world had changed completely!

Neither Tesla nor Himeko could provide an accurate answer to this question, but based on Tesla's analysis of the minerals and the decay of the blue crystal in the ruins, she believed the ruins were at least fifty thousand years old…

This meant that Ling Feng was likely sealed in the crystal fifty thousand years ago… Honkai Impact merchandise

Considering Ling Feng had just woken up, Theresa didn't ask too many questions. Instead, she arranged accommodation for Ling Feng, brought him food, and told him that any questions could be discussed tomorrow, and he should just rest well today…

"No way, is he really from fifty thousand years ago?"

"Although it sounds ridiculous, according to Captain Himeko, he might really be from fifty thousand years ago!"

"Fifty thousand years ago, that could trace back to the previous civilization…"

That night, Theresa, Tesla, and Himeko sat together discussing the matter…

"Regardless of whether he's from the previous civilization or not, the important thing is that he possesses power comparable to an S-rank Valkyrie, and he's a male!"

Tesla waved her hand and said, "Whether it's from the perspective of strength, research value, or the knowledge he possesses in his mind, we should actively show goodwill. Even if we don't show goodwill, we shouldn't make an enemy of him. Our academy doesn't have any true female S-rank Valkyries. If he were to go berserk, the academy would be in great danger!"

"However, judging by his personality and behavior, he seems to be a relatively approachable person. We can have a good talk with him tomorrow!"

Theresa agreed with Tesla. Ling Feng was definitely worth getting to know…

After dinner, Ling Feng, who was in the temporary room arranged by Theresa, was still a bit dazed…

What to say, how did I end up fifty thousand years in the future like this? Also, is there any chance of me going back? Waiting online, it's urgent…

And Deities…

Ugh… my head hurts, I shouldn't think about it…

"Go for a walk?"

Looking at the sky that had completely darkened, and the stars and the golden moon, Ling Feng thought it would be nice to go for a stroll…

Besides, although the loli principal dragged him around the academy today, he didn't learn much. Since he had time now, why not go for a walk!

Wearing the St. Freya Academy male school uniform that Theresa had given him, Ling Feng left his residence and walked outside, wondering if there were many people in the academy at this hour!

"Heh heh… Mei must be taking a bath after today's high-intensity training."

On the roof of a student dormitory, a white-haired girl with twin tails seemed to be plotting something. Wearing a black stealth suit and a black mask, she quietly climbed from the roof to the wall, then hung a rope and carefully lowered herself, finally reaching the second-floor window…

And Ling Feng happened to pass by, and happened to see it. Yes, it was that coincidental?

"Is that… a thief?"

Ling Feng immediately became cautious. Although the thief had nothing to do with him, as an excellent Valkyrie who was fully developed in morality, intellect, physique, aesthetics, and labor, he absolutely could not stand idly by in such a situation!

Ling Feng quickly approached the student dormitory, then leaped and grabbed the rope tied by the white-haired girl, laughing, "Hey, if you're going to steal, isn't it too early? You should at least wait until they're asleep!"

"Huh? Who… who are you?"

The white-haired girl instantly appeared flustered because Ling Feng's actions were too loud, and she might have already alerted Mei…

"Kiana?"

At this moment, Mei's voice came from inside the window, asking, "Kiana, is that you outside again?"

"Oh no…"

The white-haired girl instantly became flustered and immediately intended to escape…

But Ling Feng certainly wouldn't let her off so easily. Thieves should be brought to justice, so he reached out to grab the white-haired girl!

"Don't bother me…"

White Hair quickly dodged, but the space to move here was too small, leaving no room to escape…

"Get lost!"

Finally, White Hair kicked Ling Feng directly. Ling Feng calmly prepared to block with his hands, but his body felt a moment of sluggishness, and then…

"CRASH…"

Accompanied by the sound of shattering glass, Ling Feng was kicked through the window by White Hair…

"Oh no…"

White Hair instantly felt that something was wrong. Mei was probably taking a bath at this time, and she had just…

This is bad, I need to get out of here and create an alibi…

White Hair zipped back to the rooftop, collected the tools of their crime at lightning speed, and then quickly vanished from the spot…

As for the room, the air was filled with white steam. Under the light, Ling Feng could clearly see the black-haired girl in front of him. If things had gone according to plan, this might have been a romantic encounter, but…

If he appeared in the bathtub while this girl was still bathing, it probably wouldn't be very romantic at all…

"WHOOSH…"

Mei quickly wrapped a towel around herself and then punched Ling Feng…

"Hey, wait…"

Ling Feng hurriedly dodg