Honkai Impact Chapter 35

Ling Feng was indeed awake, but he found the whole situation rather surreal. To be honest, he had no idea what he was thinking last night. He had actually slept with Rita, one of Schicksal's three S-rank Valkyries. And...

If he remembered correctly, he had injected energy three times. It should... be fine, right?

Ling Feng suddenly thought of the vastness of the universe and humanity's insignificance. It was so empty, so lonely. Only warm thighs could comfort the soul, but...

He glanced at Rita and couldn't understand why she was fine with taking off her clothes but adamantly refused to remove her stockings...

Never mind, he wouldn't dwell on this for now. He checked the time; it was past six. Knowing Mei's habits, she should be waking up soon. If Mei saw this...

Ling Feng looked at Rita again. Seeing that she was still asleep, he wondered if he should just slip away? He could deal with other issues after she woke up!

However, as Ling Feng turned, he suddenly remembered that if he just left, Rita might kill him. Moreover... even though he still didn't understand why Rita did what she did, after this, he definitely couldn't just abandon her. Even subconsciously, he would treat her as one of his own...

But if he stayed, and Mei found out, she might go into her Herrscher form!

Speaking of which, could an S-rank Valkyrie like Rita defeat Mei in her Herrscher state? She might be able to win, but capturing her alive would be quite difficult. So, it was best not to let Mei know...

What a mess. What have I done? This is a huge problem...

"Hm?"

Suddenly, Ling Feng felt someone hugging him from behind...

"Captain, you're awake so early?"

Well, he didn't need to guess; it was Rita. Her arms were around his neck, and her lips were by his ear. "Hmm, it's still early, want to continue?"

Ling Feng: "..." No thanks, I'm good!

"Stop playing around. Since you're awake, I have something I want to ask you!" Ling Feng gently pushed Rita away, then turned to sit face-to-face with her. Although they were facing each other frankly, it didn't matter anymore!

"Tsk, honestly..."

Rita scoffed disdainfully but obediently released Ling Feng. Then she said, "Captain, feel free to ask whatever you want, but there's one thing I won't tell you. However, Captain, you can rest assured, Rita will always be on your side, and she belongs to you!"

Ling Feng: "..."

Without needing to guess, Ling Feng knew what Rita was referring to, as she had mentioned it last night...

"So, you really don't regret doing this?"

Even though it was too late to ask this question now, and he could probably guess Rita's answer, Ling Feng still wanted to hear her say it directly. "After all, you're an S-rank Valkyrie!"

"Of course, I don't regret it. On the contrary, Captain should be the one regretting it..." Rita gave a mysterious smile...

"Regret?"

Ling Feng was stunned, then he smiled confidently. "Just kidding, how could I regret it? I've just gained an S-rank Valkyrie at a huge profit! Not only do I get her body, but I also get her strength. Why would I regret it?"

"That's true..."

Rita's fingers lightly hooked at the corner of her mouth, and she smiled again. "So, Captain, you accept me then?"

"What if I said I wanted to pretend nothing happened? What would you do?" Ling Feng gave Rita a sideways glance. Wasn't this question stating the obvious?

"This..."

Rita hesitated for a moment before replying, "I will respect Captain's wishes and act as if nothing happened!"

"Really?"

Ling Feng seemed a bit disbelieving. Although he didn't plan to do that, Rita's words were truly questionable...

"Of course, it's true!"

Rita just smiled at this, then said with a happy smile, "I'll pretend I never met the Captain, then knock the Captain out in an accident, cripple his limbs, and finally keep the Captain at home, where only I can accompany him..."

Ling Feng: "..."

"Miss Rita, don't worry, I will absolutely not fail you!"

Driven by a strong survival instinct, Ling Feng declared that he would absolutely not fail Rita. He couldn't understand this maid at all right now, and who knew if she was telling the truth or lying...

"Well, Captain, you're something else. When you say things like that, Rita feels shy. Actually, I was just kidding. How could I bear to hurt Captain?"

Rita also smiled, looking very well-behaved, making it impossible to imagine her saying those words just now...

Ling Feng: "..." That's precisely why she seems dangerous. Because you have no idea what Rita is thinking. Suddenly, he felt like he had gotten himself into quite a bit of trouble...

"So, Rita, why did you come here? Don't tell me what you said yesterday was the truth?"

Avoiding this topic, Ling Feng began to ask Rita other questions, such as why Rita came here. Although Rita had already answered this question yesterday, Ling Feng didn't believe it was the truth!

"Captain, what Rita said yesterday was the truth!"

Rita, still with her signature smile, gently raised her hand. "It's just that I came here to find a gift, and also to investigate Anti-Entropy's movements. Of course, the Bishop's most important order is to protect Kiana!"

"Kiana?"

Ling Feng was taken aback. Kiana was Theresa's niece, and Theresa was Green Tuna's granddaughter. So, Green Tuna sent Rita to protect Kiana? That seemed unlikely. Sending an S-rank Valkyrie for something like this was too extravagant...

"Well, Captain, don't think too much about it. Let's continue..."

Rita suddenly pounced on Ling Feng, then licked her lips with a greedy expression. "I was bullied quite badly yesterday. Now, I'm going to get my revenge. Captain, don't even think about running away!"

"Uh..."

Looking at Rita's gleaming eyes, Ling Feng once again felt that their roles seemed to have been reversed. But at this moment, Ling Feng was worried. "Um, let's forget it. What if Mei and the others... Huh?"

As soon as the words left her mouth, Rita leaned in and kissed him. She slowly pulled away, a glistening thread connecting them, and chuckled softly. "Captain, actually, the effects of the Sleeping Tea last until noon, so... we can go until then!"

"No, Rita, calm down, we both need to be calm..."

Ling Feng was a little scared. This maid's combat power was immense. Besides, it was only six in the morning, and there were still six hours until noon. Who could possibly endure that?

"I'm not calming down!"

But Rita had no intention of letting Ling Feng go. She suddenly grabbed a certain key position and grinned sinisterly. "Don't forget how the Captain treated me last night. You completely ignored my pleas, so this time, even if you beg, I won't stop... Just like I said yesterday, what's in my mouth, I'll eat until there's nothing left but bones..."

Then, Rita launched her counterattack. Yesterday's humiliation would be repaid tenfold today!

Loyal to my convictions!

Where the Captain goes, I go!

Life is endless, battle is eternal!

I will lead the charge!

Never waver!

Charge!

Don't let go!

The maid's glory will shine upon the entire world!

Bring it on, you'll die a glorious death!

Ling Feng seemed to understand why Rita had told him not to regret it...

Chapter 67.5: Tesla's Special Interview! (This is definitely not a chapter for thanking readers!)

Little A: "Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Little A. It's been seventeen chapters since we last met. Due to an accident last time, we've found a non-Valkyrie character for an interview this time!"

Tesla: "Then why find me? My storyline hasn't even started yet! My popularity is very low. Besides, weren't you blown to smithereens by Kiana?"

Little A: "It's like this, Mei and Bronya haven't woken up yet, and Ling Feng and Rita are busy. So, I can only ask you to make do. As for me, as long as the plot requires it, I can be resurrected anytime!"

Tesla Tesla: "..." (This section was censored due to overly intense remarks)

Little A: "So, the book will be available for purchase tomorrow. What are your thoughts on this?"

Tesla: "No thoughts. If it flops, so be it. I'm just a filler character anyway. An author like this deserves to fail!"

Little A: "Uh... you really think so?"

Tesla: "Nonsense, of course! I'm so smart, so cute, and yet I'm not the main heroine. Just for that reason alone, he should fail and start a new book. Next time, I'll sponsor it, I'm the heroine!"

Little A: "Eh... Lastly, is there anything you'd like to say to everyone?"

Tesla: "Eh? Is the interview over already? I still have a lot to say?"

Little A: "Well, because the author is busy grinding for Blue Hair tonight and doesn't want to drag it out, there will only be five chapters tomorrow, so say what you want to say quickly!"

Tesla: "This... Hmph, listen up, don't subscribe, and don't vote for him. The author must fail. If any of you dare to vote, subscribe, or give a reward, I'll... I'll come to your house personally to argue with you, hmph, that's all!"

Little A: "Ahem, the interview is over. Finally, according to a certain author who wishes to remain anonymous, monthly votes are only for big shots. Rewards and blades are always welcome, so..."

99 blades for an extra chapter!

199 monthly votes for an extra chapter!

9999 rewards for an extra chapter!

Upper limit? As a strong practitioner of the 'Dou' sect, do I need an upper limit?

(As a failure, there's no need to set an upper limit. It won't be much anyway, and it allows me to show off. I'll punch the elderly homes in the south and kick the kindergartens in the north!)

PS: It's the end of the month. Considering the author wants to spend money on a 648 package, just give whatever you can!

Chapter 68: Little Lamb? No, this is a Juicer!

"Good noon, Captain. Lunch is ready!"

In a daze, Ling Feng seemed to hear Rita's voice. Who am I? Where am I? What happened?

He opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was Rita smiling at him. At the same time, Ling Feng realized he was already in a new room, wearing his own shirt and pants. Huh? When did he get dressed?

"Captain!"

Rita smiled slightly. "Mei and the others are waiting for you in the private room you booked. If it's inconvenient for you to get up, I can inform them and bring lunch to you. What do you think?"

"No need... uh..."

Ling Feng quickly got up, then suddenly felt a pain in his waist and his whole body was weak, feeling even more exhausted than after defeating a Judgment-class Honkai Beast. He didn't expect the most terrifying thing wasn't the Honkai Beast, but Rita...

"Pfft..."

Rita couldn't help but laugh. Although it was impolite, she really wanted to laugh...

"Captain, do you need Rita to help you up?"

Rita took half a step closer, as if to help Ling Feng up...

Ling Feng: "..." I want to die...

At this moment, Ling Feng just wanted to find a place to hide. It was too embarrassing. This absolutely could not be exposed. If it were, what would become of his dignity? He, who dreamed of having a harem, couldn't even handle a maid. How embarrassing...

I had thought Rita was just a little lamb, but after the experience, I suddenly realized this girl wasn't a lamb at all; she was a total Juicer! Ling Feng no longer had any lingering feelings about such things…

Of course, Ling Feng didn't dare to blame Rita, because the gap in their combat power was too vast. In a real fight, Rita, as an S-rank Valkyrie, wouldn't be afraid of him. And in another kind of fight, he was even less of a match. What would he do in the future…

In the end, the resilient Ling Feng managed to stand up on his own without Rita's support. Although his legs were still a bit weak, walking was not a problem. However… he hoped no combat scenarios would arise recently, and he wouldn't encounter any Honkai Beasts…

Arriving at the living room of another set of rooms, a Japanese-style lunch was already laid out on the table. Since it was a personal lunch, Kiana and the others had already started eating. It wouldn't make any difference anyway!

"Captain, did you not sleep well last night? You seem a bit low on energy."

Upon seeing Ling Feng, the considerate Mei immediately noticed something was a little off with him. It wasn't that there was anything particularly different, it was just a feeling, a feeling that Ling Feng wasn't quite himself!

"Uh… a little!"

Ling Feng certainly didn't dare to tell the truth, forcing a smile. "I don't know if it's just me, but I'm not used to sleeping on a hard bed. I almost had insomnia last night…"

"Then Captain, you should have mentioned it last night!"

Mei looked a little worried, glancing at Ling Feng. "The boss definitely has extra bedding. Captain, you could have just told me!"

"Yes… I understand…"

Ling Feng didn't want to talk to Mei at the moment. He couldn't help it; he felt guilty…

"Captain, would you like a cup of tea?"

Rita poured Ling Feng a cup of tea, but this time it wasn't Sleeping Tea, but Fragrant Tea. As she poured, the maid explained, "This Fragrant Tea originates from the highland people. It has the effect of nourishing the stomach and can also increase appetite. Having a cup before a meal is very effective!"

"Uh…"

Ling Feng picked up the teacup and smelled it. It was indeed very fragrant, b