The Ninja Who Just Wants to Be a Househusband in the Nasuverse
Chapter 42

As a Ninja, I Only Want to Live Off Women in Type-Moon — Chapter 42

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Higashino Kanade took out a tissue to wipe it away, but Luvia pushed him aside with one hand.

"Use your tongue to lick it clean!"

Luvia leaned her face closer, shyly closing her eyes. Her trembling eyelashes showed just how nervous she was.

Higashino Kanade first checked the time and found that it was already six in the evening. With a look of disgust, he pushed Luvia's face away.

"Time's up. Your boyfriend service is over."

"Hey—how can you be so heartless?! You heartless scumbag!"

Luvia slammed the table and stood up. Her ample chest swayed as she looked at Higashino Kanade with utter disappointment.

"Maybe next time. When you've done something worthy, I'll consider going on a date with you."

Higashino Kanade stretched lazily, exhausted. Shopping with a woman really was physical labor.

"By my calculations, she should be here soon." Higashino Kanade rubbed his chin.

"She?" Luvia froze, then asked in surprise, "Don't tell me you invited another woman too?"

"Yeah. It's not often that I get to come out, so of course I have to get everything I can done."

"But... isn't today supposed to be our date? Why did you call another woman over?" Luvia complained unhappily.

"Are you jealous?"

"Of course I am! I'm a woman determined to become your legal wife!"

"Don't worry. I have no feelings for her, just pure lust."

Higashino Kanade stood up and patted Luvia's head in consolation.

"As long as there are no feelings involved." Luvia sighed in relief, then slapped the table again and grumbled angrily, "You can't have lustful thoughts either. If you have any desires, just come to me and I'll satisfy them."

"No, no, no! She can give me something you can't."

Higashino Kanade shook his head. As a lecherous rogue with standards, how could he give up an entire forest for a single tree?

Just as Luvia was about to say something, a bodyguard beside her handed over a phone.

"Young Lady, there are two people outside who want to come in. They say Young Master Uchiha sent for them."

"...Let... let them in..."

Though deeply unwilling, Luvia knew that winning over Higashino Kanade would not happen overnight. If she tried to control him too much, she would only make him dislike her.

Before long, two familiar figures entered the fast-food restaurant on the top floor.

"Why are they here?!" Luvia sucked in a sharp breath. One hand instinctively reached for her bag and clutched several gemstones.

The newcomers were none other than Luvia's sworn enemies: Olga Marie, who had lost to Higashino Kanade a few days ago, and her secretary, Theresa.

Seeing Luvia about to make a move, Olga Marie instinctively activated the Magus circuits in her body and assumed a defensive stance.

Theresa stepped in front of Olga Marie and said calmly, "We mean no harm, Miss Luvia. Uchiha Kanade called us here today."

"What?! Kanade, what is going on?"

Luvia leaned close to Higashino Kanade's ear and stared warily at Theresa. Like a dog guarding its food, she complained, "Don't tell me you've taken a fancy to that secretary? So you like mature older-woman types? But mine aren't any smaller than hers!"

"What are you even thinking?" Higashino Kanade lightly flicked Luvia's forehead. She let out a pitiful whimper and retreated.

Higashino Kanade stood and walked over to Olga Marie. He gave a slight bow and said, "Thank you, Miss Olga, for taking time out of your busy schedule to accompany me."

"D-D-D..."

It had been fine when Higashino Kanade was farther away, but the moment he approached, Olga Marie's face turned deathly pale. Trembling as if she had seen some horrific monster, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "Demon! You're a demon!"

The next moment, Olga Marie hurriedly hid behind Theresa. Like an ordinary little girl, she was too frightened to even peek out, utterly lacking the pride and poise she had once possessed as the Daughter of the Lord.

"???"

Higashino Kanade wore an innocent expression and pointed at himself. "Is there something wrong with her taste? I'm clearly a handsome young man."

Since his reincarnation, Higashino Kanade had conquered all with his handsome face and never met a match for it. He had gained countless conveniences through it, so why did it not work on Olga Marie?

He remembered that the Director had not had a boyfriend before her death. Could it be that the Director was secretly into girls?

"My deepest apologies." Theresa bowed to Higashino Kanade, her expression unpleasant. "Ever since Marie lost to you last time, she has developed an immense psychological shadow toward you. Even hearing your name makes her tremble in fear. I had to drag her out by force today."

"This..." Higashino Kanade clicked his tongue. He truly had not intended to traumatize the Director to this extent.

Seeing Olga Marie in such a state, even Higashino Kanade's lust faded away. The frightened appearance of twelve-year-old Olga Marie was genuinely pitiful.

"How about we forget about it today? Let's cancel our agreement. Consider it compensation for your emotional distress." Higashino Kanade sighed softly, his regretful gaze sweeping over Olga Marie's slender legs.

Luvia immediately brightened and was about to agree when Theresa firmly shook her head. "No! Marie made that agreement with you in front of so many people that day. Now that she has lost, how can she go back on her word? The Animusphere Family has its own dignity. Marie must pay the price for her weakness!"

"Actually..."

Higashino Kanade was about to say that he had merely been joking at the time when Olga Marie gathered her courage and stepped out from behind Theresa. Lowering her head and forcibly suppressing the fear in her heart, she said, "I don't like owing people favors. If I promised you something, I'll follow through. Come on! I'm not afraid of you!"

Why the hell do I look like some young villain forcing a good woman into prostitution?

Higashino Kanade's eye twitched wildly. He might not have been a good person, but he was not a bad person either!

"Hahaha."

Luvia laughed aloud. The once-proud Daughter of the Lord was now as humble as a maid. What could possibly be more delightful than that?

Luvia's laughter made Olga Marie lower her head even further. The grievance in her heart had nearly made her cry.

"Stop laughing! Get lost!"

Higashino Kanade grabbed Luvia's cheeks and kneaded them fiercely. Only after she cried out in pain and begged for mercy did he let go.

Higashino Kanade took a deep breath and looked seriously at Olga Marie. "Are you sure you want to accept my punishment?"

"I'm sure!" Olga Marie was as stubborn as a female warrior.

"Then raise your head and look at me first."

"D-Demon!!!"

Olga Marie was so frightened that she hid behind Theresa again, trembling even harder than before.

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The Director's Ordeal (1) ### "Marie."

Theresa reached out and stroked Olga Marie's head, gently persuading her, "Don't be afraid. Didn't you say you wanted to overcome your fear and challenge him again? A Lord's daughter cannot break her word so easily."

"B-But..." Olga Marie looked at Theresa with teary eyes, her face pale as she said, "I'm really scared."

Seeing the Director frightened into such a state by him, Higashino Kanade became rather curious about what exactly she had seen in the Genjutsu to leave behind such a deep shadow.

But what Higashino Kanade wanted most right now was to settle their agreement quickly so he could return to the library and keep farming points.

"You..."

"Wah..."

The moment Higashino Kanade moved slightly closer, Olga Marie let out a miserable cry. Her legs were about to give out. At this rate, they would not finish the agreement even by tomorrow.

"Forgive my bluntness, Mr. Uchiha, but your presence is simply too overwhelming. Even standing beside you puts me under immense pressure. If you can restrain your aura, Marie should feel much better," Theresa suggested with a bitter smile.

"That's true." Higashino Kanade nodded with his arms folded over his chest.

With the Red Cloud Robe as an item, coupled with the murderous aura Higashino Kanade had cultivated in the Naruto world, everyone who saw him would associate him with a powerful assassin or mercenary. It was not impossible for someone with weak nerves to be scared stiff. Higashino Kanade was practically carrying a vastly weakened version of Conqueror's Haki.

"I've got it." Higashino Kanade came up with an idea, then took the outfit Luvia had bought for him and went to the restroom.

Before long, a completely new Higashino Kanade emerged.

He wore a white T-shirt underneath a blue plaid shirt, loose brown trousers on his lower body, and a pair of black canvas shoes.

Combined with his already extraordinarily handsome features, the new outfit made him look like the cute, sunny boy next door straight out of a manga.

"What do you think?"

Higashino Kanade looked toward Olga Marie behind Theresa, a friendly smile on his face.

"Th-This!" Olga Marie's mouth fell open in shock. Pointing at the newly transformed Higashino Kanade with a trembling finger, she asked, "You're Uchiha Kanade? Are you really Uchiha Kanade?"

"Yes." Higashino Kanade extended a hand toward Olga Marie and said gently, "Come. Let's fulfill our agreement."

Under that highly alluring voice, Olga Marie unconsciously forgot the shadow in her heart. She walked out and shyly placed her hand in the one Higashino Kanade had offered.

It was not only Olga Marie. Even Theresa was stunned.

After changing clothes, Higashino Kanade seemed like an entirely different person. The contrast was so immense that one could wonder whether they were dreaming.

To put it simply, Higashino Kanade after changing clothes was like Gilgamesh suddenly turning into Young Gilgamesh. The former only made people feel afraid, while the latter inspired endless affection.

Of everyone present, only Luvia had seen him like this once when she bought him those clothes, so she had some degree of resistance and remained relatively calm. Still, she could not help drooling.

"Kanade in a completely different style is so cute~"

If there had not been so many people around, Luvia would have wanted to pull Higashino Kanade into her arms and hug him properly. She secretly resolved that after they went back, she would definitely coax Higashino Kanade into changing clothes for her to see.

"This is such a pain. Why is it so hard to just be a lecherous rogue?"

Everyone else was happy, but Higashino Kanade felt rather weary.

Ninjas would stop at nothing to complete their missions. Sometimes, even selling their looks was acceptable.

Higashino Kanade was acting right now. To see a scene he had long desired, what was the harm in making a small sacrifice?

You might make a killing, but I'll never lose out.

Seeing that Olga Marie was no longer afraid and even seemed to want to hug him, Higashino Kanade took out the red stockings he had prepared long ago and waved them before her. "Put these on and let me see."

"What? Y-You want me to change clothes for you to see?!" Olga Marie covered her mouth in shock upon seeing the red stockings.

"Yes."

"Don't you have any other demands? Like making me sell you the Animusphere Family's secrets, extorting a huge sum of money from me, or something like that?"

"Do I look that shallow?"

Higashino Kanade shrugged innocently, then stuffed the red stockings into Olga Marie's arms and ordered, "Now. Right here. Immediately. Put them on!"

Olga Marie could not help but freeze, her heart filled with complicated emotions.

The Magus way of thinking had always made her view everything through the lens of profit. Coupled with the fact that Higashino Kanade hung around with Luvia, she had unconsciously equated him with greed.

She had thought that Higashino Kanade, also a Magus, would make excessive demands—extort money, demand techniques, use her to kill someone, and so on. She had never expected that he merely wanted to watch her change clothes.

Though wearing such sexy, mature red stockings would be extremely embarrassing, compared with the punishments she had imagined before coming here, this was practically nothing.

"Are you sure? You only get one chance to order me around. Are you sure you want to waste it on something this boring?" Olga Marie could not help asking. She truly could not understand Higashino Kanade's thinking. What benefit could there possibly be in watching her wear red stockings?

"I'm sure. In my eyes, this is the greatest value you possess."

Higashino Kanade reclined comfortably against the sofa, his hands clasped together. Like an audience member enjoying a performance, he looked at Olga Marie with expectant eyes.

"You're a strange person."

Olga Marie picked up the red stockings and was about to go change in the restroom. She was not particularly repulsed by Higashino Kanade's request. Looking would not cost her a piece of flesh, though she was still very embarrassed.

"Wait!" Higashino Kanade pointed to the sofa opposite him. "Change on that."

"P-Pervert!"

Olga Marie's face flushed bright red. She was a girl too! Even a Magus had a sense of shame!

Changing stockings in front of her enemy was no different from a public execution. Though this enemy happened to be very handsome.

"That's so cruel! Kanade, you heartless scumbag!"

Luvia cast him a resentful look. She had thought those red stockings were a gift Higashino Kanade had prepared for her, and she had happily paid for them. She had never expected that he had bought them for another woman to wear.

My legs aren't bad either. I'd definitely look better in red stockings than this little brat. Why is Kanade so fixated on the Daughter of the Lord?

Luvia grumbled inwardly, then rubbed her legs, clad in white stockings, against Higashino Kanade beside her, hoping he would notice her charm.

"Stop it."

Higashino Kanade ruthlessly pushed Luvia's shapely thigh back. This was a historic moment. He had already activated his Sharingan and was ready to record every second.

This made Luvia even more resentful. In her heart, she added Olga Marie to her blacklist of romantic rivals.

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