My Sister is Bronya!
Chapter 48

My Sister is Bronya

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This guy, he's not trying to use some flimsy excuse to brush her off because she looks cute and easy to fool, is he?

"I'm not lying to you, I'm telling the truth." Ishiu spread his hands innocently. "If you don't believe me, just quiz me on a few things."

Theresa was somewhat skeptical, so she had Himeko test Ishiu with a few questions, ranging from math to physics, chemistry to biology. After a few questions, Ishiu answered them all correctly, and at that moment, no one could help but believe him.

"Wow, brat, how are you so smart?" Kiana felt betrayed. She thought Ishiu was a slacker like her, but who knew he was actually a genius?

"I've always been this smart." Ishiu rolled his eyes and said irritably. Then he looked at Theresa. "Theresa, do you believe me now? It's a waste of time for me to be a student again. You might as well let me do something meaningful, like comforting a girl who's feeling empty, lonely, and cold..."

Before Ishiu could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a killing intent directed at him, and the temperature in the entire office seemed to drop a bit... Wait, was there more than one killing intent?

Ishiu had only said that casually, as a joke, but he never expected that after he said it, the atmosphere around him would become somewhat awkward.

"Uh... I-I take it back." Ishiu's mouth twitched, and he quickly changed his tune. Only then did the bone-chilling coldness subside.

"Ishiu, don't say things like that again in the future. You can't be a bad boy." Raiden Mei patted Ishiu's shoulder with a smile, but Ishiu clearly noticed that her eyes weren't smiling at all...

"Ishiu, it seems that after spending a few months out there, you've learned to be bad. Later, when we get back, Bronya will punish you, so be prepared." Bronya stared at Ishiu expressionlessly.

"You little pervert, let's see if you dare to speak carelessly again." Seeing Ishiu being lectured by Mei and Bronya like a son, Kiana amusingly tugged on Ishiu's ear.

Himeko's expression was a bit strange. Ah, this... a girl who's feeling empty, lonely, and cold, isn't that... cough!

"Alright, I was wrong, okay? Theresa, have you decided how you're going to arrange things for me?"

"I've decided." Theresa nodded and made a decision immediately. "From now on, you'll be the instructor for the Valkyries' close combat. If there are any urgent missions, I'll also send you out. How about it?"

"Me, a teacher?" Ishiu was even more confused. Just now he was supposed to be a student, and now he was being promoted to teacher? This upgrade speed was too fast!

"Yes, you're still too young, you're still just a child. I can't send you out on missions every day. If I did that, Teacher L would probably accuse me of child labor." Theresa said with a smile. "However, if there are urgent missions, it will be your turn to step up, after all, your combat power is evident for all to see."

"I..."

"I agree." Raiden Mei nodded with satisfaction, ignoring Ishiu's expression of "I haven't even agreed yet, why are you agreeing?" "I think the Academy Director's proposal is very good. What do you guys think?"

There's a type of good in this world called "your mom thinks it's good for you." (lol)

"I have no objections." Bronya would naturally not object to this proposal that was clearly beneficial to Ishiu. She also didn't want to see Ishiu being called out on missions all day, as that would significantly shorten her time with Ishiu.

"I don't mind." Himeko shrugged.

"Huh? The brat is going to be my teacher?" Kiana only realized it belatedly. She scratched her head. "Oh well, as long as I can be with the brat every day. Oh, and Mei too."

"Okay, then it's settled. It's getting late, and I have things to handle. You guys can go back first. Himeko will arrange the follow-up matters for you." With that, Theresa dismissed them. She still had Honkai Impact manga to read.

And so, Ishiu was inexplicably given the title of instructor.

After leaving the office, Ishiu was still a bit dazed. In his previous life, he was just a university student, and not even a graduate. Now he was going to be a teacher. This could truly be called the twists and turns of fate.

"Haha, brat, we can be together all the time from now on!" Unlike Ishiu's somewhat complicated emotions, Kiana was very happy. Although she couldn't be Ishiu's classmate, being teacher and student wasn't bad. Maybe he could even pull some strings for her in the future~

But the most important thing was that she could be with Ishiu every day. Thinking of this, Kiana couldn't help but jump onto Ishiu's back and happily tugged at his hair.

"Damn it, Kiana, pay attention. I'm your teacher now. Is this how you treat your teacher?" Ishiu quickly got into character. Although he had never been a teacher, thinking about it carefully, being a teacher to a group of girls didn't seem like he would be at a disadvantage?

Anyway, his purpose for coming to St. Freya Academy was to counter Cocolia and fulfill his promise to Tesla and Einstein. There weren't any specific requirements for what he should do at St. Freya Academy.

"Hehe, it's not class time yet, is it? So you're still my brat~" Kiana didn't care about Ishiu's threat at all. Instead, she became even more excited and hugged Ishiu, refusing to let go.

"Kiana! Bronya gives you three seconds to get three meters away from Ishiu!" Bronya was furious. That white-haired idiot was too shameless! She was a girl, but she had no sense of propriety, hugging and cuddling a man in public, it was simply too enviable... infuriating!

Bronya didn't hold back and directly summoned her Heavy Armored Bunny, forcefully grabbing Kiana's clothes and trying to pull her off Ishiu.

"Ugh... Little Pudding, you're so annoying. I'm playing with the brat, what's it to you?" Kiana was the type to yield to softness but not to hardness. Bronya had been bossing her around before, which made her very dissatisfied. Now she was being forced to leave Ishiu, which immediately ignited Kiana's stubborn temper.

You want me to leave? Then I'll just cling to the brat today! Let's see what you can do about it!

And so, the two began a tug-of-war. One was desperately trying to pull Kiana away from Ishiu, while the other was tightly clutching Ishiu's chest. The harder Bronya pulled, the tighter Kiana held on.

"Heh heh, this is youth." Murata Himeko watched the scene with great interest, as if recalling past events, and couldn't help but sigh.

"What kind of youth is this..." Raiden Mei was speechless. Himeko could watch, but she couldn't. After all, as a mother... no, as a sister, she would naturally dote on her younger brother. Seeing Ishiu being tormented by Kiana and Bronya, she walked over and tapped both Kiana and Bronya on the head.

"That's enough! Stop bothering Ishiu." Raiden Mei was a little angry. Her lips were tightly pursed, and her eyes were quite unfriendly. The rising aura made Kiana and Bronya seem shorter in front of her.

Kiana pouted and jumped off Ishiu's back, saying aggrievedly, "Mei, it's not my fault. It's this Little Pudding, she's always causing trouble for me."

"Negative. It's Kiana, the idiot, who's always clinging to Ishiu. Bronya, as her sister, must naturally help her younger brother get rid of some pests." Bronya touched her head and said expressionlessly.

"Hey! Who are you calling a pest!"

"Then how about 'grasshopper'? A single-celled organism, perfectly suited for you."

"Damn it!"

Seeing the two arguing more and more fiercely, Ishiu sighed and had to play the peacemaker.

"Kiana, Bronya, stop arguing. Why do you have to fight? Isn't it nice for everyone to sit down quietly and chat?"

"But..."

"If either of you starts trouble again, I won't talk to her for a whole day." Ishiu, tired of the nonsense, directly issued a threat.

"Uh..."

Clearly, Ishiu's words carried a lot of weight. The two who were still somewhat indignant, upon hearing Ishiu's words, didn't dare to say anything more. After glaring at each other, they walked to Ishiu's side, one on his left and the other on his right.

And because they had previously said they would hold a welcome party for Ishiu, after some discussion, they returned to Himeko's home.

Chapter 95: Bronya is Going to be Pregnant?

"Is this where you live?" Ishiu looked around curiously after entering the house. It was clear it was a very ordinary room, not too big, but clean and tidy, filled with the scent of air freshener.

"Mm, this is Teacher Himeko's place. Because my identity is a bit special, the Headmaster arranged for me to stay with Teacher Himeko. That way, if anything unexpected happens, she can look out for me," Raiden Mei explained.

"Oh, right, your name is Bronya, isn't it?" Himeko, who had already sprawled lazily on the sofa, asked Bronya as if she had just remembered something.

"Mm," Bronya nodded.

"You can stay here too from now on. There's a spare room. It's the second room over there. Just needs a little tidying up," Himeko said, pointing to the room.

"Bronya has to live here?" Bronya frowned, a little unwilling. "Bronya doesn't want to live with the grasshopper. Her existence lowers Bronya's IQ. Bronya can live with Ishiu."

"What nonsense are you talking about? You're a girl, why would you live with a boy? If this got out, wouldn't people misunderstand our school as a promiscuous place?" Himeko retorted impatiently.

"Promiscuous..." Raiden Mei's pretty face instantly flushed at the words. She had clearly underestimated Himeko's integrity, not expecting such words to come from her.

"It's fine. Bronya is Ishiu's sister. Living together is no problem," Bronya insisted. What was her purpose for coming here? Wasn't it to keep an eye on Ishiu at all times? Nothing was better protection than living by his side. She believed Seele would be very grateful if she knew.

"Are you two siblings?" Himeko asked casually.

"...No," Bronya paused, then shook her head.

"Then that's settled. Why are you bringing that up if you're not siblings? Boys and girls your age are at an age where they desire the opposite sex. If you live together, what happens if you get pregnant one day?"

"P-pregnant..." Bronya felt struck by lightning. A blush instantly rose on her usually calm face. She stumbled back several steps, finally steadying herself at a wooden chair.

It wasn't just her. Raiden Mei and Kiana were also shocked by Himeko's astonishing statement. Both their faces turned as red as Bronya's. Clearly, for girls their age who were still dreaming of sweet romance, the word "pregnant" carried far too much weight.

Bronya subconsciously looked down at her stomach. If she were pregnant... would she have a baby too? A baby with Ishiu's...? No, no! She couldn't think like that. Ishiu belonged to Seele. She couldn't have such thoughts!

Bronya shook her head fiercely, throwing the messy thoughts out of her mind. Then she said to Himeko, "Alright, I agree to live here. But I demand my own private space. You can't come in without my permission."

"No problem. You have that right to privacy," Himeko waved her hand. "Kiana, help Bronya tidy up her room."

"Eh~~ Why me?" Kiana complained.

"Because Mei has to cook. If you could cook, then I wouldn't have said anything."

"Ugh... Fine." Kiana dejectedly walked towards the room. Bronya glanced at Ishiu, then picked up her luggage and followed Kiana.

"Ishiu, Teacher Himeko, I'll go make dinner now," Raiden Mei said with a smile.

"Mm, go ahead. What's for dinner tonight?" Himeko asked, leaning back on the sofa and stretching lazily. Her attractive figure was perfectly outlined by her tight clothing.

"Fried chicken legs and hamburger steak. Ishiu's favorite, right?" Raiden Mei winked at Ishiu, her eyes filled with alluring charm.

"Mm, thank you, Mei."

"You two sit for a bit, I'll go cook," Raiden Mei said, then turned and entered the kitchen.

And so, only Ishiu and Himeko were left in the living room.

To be honest, Ishiu and Himeko weren't very familiar with each other. It was easier when Mei and the others were around, but with them gone, Ishiu didn't know how to start a conversation.

He usually dealt with little girls ranging from a few years old to teenagers, and he could handle them with ease. But facing a mature older woman who drove like a pro, Ishiu was afraid he wouldn't even see her taillights.

"Ishiu, can you get me a bottle of beer?" Himeko suddenly said.

"Ah? Okay," Ishiu was taken aback, then got up and went to the kitchen to get a bottle of beer, handing it to Himeko.

"Haha, thanks~" Himeko sat up, expertly opened the can, and took a big gulp.

A delicate blush quickly appeared on her face. A few drops of amber liquid dripped from her bright red lips, landing on the fair skin below, then slowly sliding down into the valley.

Damn! That's too seductive!

Is this what an older woman is like? Even drinking beer is so alluring!

Ishiu was mesmerized. He had seen beautiful women drink before, Cocolia too, but perhaps it was due to the perspective, but Ishiu found Himeko incredibly seductive

As he spoke, Ishiu got up and left the living room, heading towards the bedroom area.

Indeed, being around older women still felt a bit uncomfortable. He'd rather go check on Bronya and Kiana. If those two were left alone together, he was genuinely afraid they'd start fighting.

Reaching the second room on the left, Ishiu hadn't even entered yet when he heard a fierce argument from the doorway.

"Whoa! You damn Brat, you actually dared to trick me?"

"Bronya didn't resort to dirty tricks; Kiana was just too stupid."

"Waaaaah! Why do you know that move? That hidden ultimate move is supposed to be incredibly hard to pull off."

"Is it hard? Bronya finds it as easy as drinking water. Bronya suggests that stupid Kiana get a brain transplant to save her inferior IQ."

What were these two up to?

With curiosity, Ishiu pushed the door open and immediately saw Bronya and Kiana sitting on the floor, engrossed in a game of Horm Fighter.

Damn it! So these two were just playing a game!

Hearing the movement, Bronya turned her head and saw Ishiu. She then turned back to continue her battle with Kiana.

Kiana, seeing that she was about to lose, had a flash of inspiration. Taking advantage of Ishiu's entrance, she threw down the controller and greeted him with a grin, "Ishiu, you're here."

"Yeah, I came to help you guys tidy up your room, but why did you start playing games?" Ishiu asked, confused. How could these two, who were just arguing fiercely, now be sitting down playing a game together?

"Because the stupid Kiana saw the PS4 in the luggage Bronya brought and got greedy for fun. She then challenged Bronya beyond her capabilities," Bronya explained to Ishiu as she easily KO'd her opponent, who was no longer moving. She then turned to face him.

"What do you mean, 'beyond her capabilities'! It's just that I rarely play this game. Come at me again when I get the hang of it, and see if I don't beat you black and blue!" Kiana puffed out her cheeks and gestured with her fist at Bronya. Always competitive, she was the type to talk tough even when she was wrong, and Ishiu was long accustomed to this.

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