My Sister is Bronya!
Chapter 48

Is Bronya Going to Get Pregnant? / A Feeding Play from the Heavy Bunny

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Was this guy trying to brush her off with such an excuse just because he thought she was cute and easy to fool?

"I didn't lie to you. I'm telling the truth." Ishiu spread his hands innocently. "If you don't believe me, just test me with a few questions."

Theresa was still somewhat doubtful, so she had Himeko ask Ishiu several questions. From mathematics to physics, from chemistry to biology, Ishiu answered every single one correctly. After that, they had no choice but to believe him.

"Wow, you little brat, how are you so smart?" Kiana felt utterly betrayed. She had thought Ishiu was a lousy student like her, but who the hell knew he was actually a top student?

"I've always been this smart." Ishiu rolled his eyes and replied irritably. Then he looked at Theresa. "Theresa, you believe me now, right? Going back to being a student would just be a waste of time. You might as well let me do something meaningful, like comforting lonely, empty, cold-hearted girls..."

Before Ishiu could finish, he suddenly felt a wave of killing intent directed at him. Even the temperature in the office seemed to drop a little... Wait, there seemed to be more than one wave of killing intent?

Ishiu had only said it casually, just running his mouth, but he had never expected the atmosphere around him to become so strange after those words left his mouth.

"Uh... j-just pretend I didn't say that." Ishiu's mouth twitched as he hurriedly corrected himself, and only then did the bone-chilling cold recede.

"Ishiu, don't say things like that again, okay? You can't become a bad boy." Raiden Mei smiled and patted Ishiu's shoulder, but he clearly noticed that her eyes were not smiling at all...

"Ishiu, it seems that spending a few months outside has already led you astray. When we get back, Bronya will punish you, so prepare yourself." Bronya stared at Ishiu expressionlessly.

"You little pervert, let's see if you dare talk nonsense again." Seeing Ishiu being scolded by Mei and Bronya like a son, Kiana amusedly tugged on his ear.

Himeko's expression, meanwhile, was somewhat strange. Ah, this... lonely, empty, cold-hearted girls... wasn't that basically... Ahem!

"Alright, alright, I was wrong, okay? Theresa, have you decided what to do with me?"

"I have." Theresa nodded and made the decision immediately. "From now on, you'll be an instructor for Valkyries' close-combat training. If there's an emergency mission, I'll send you out as well. How does that sound?"

"Me, an instructor?" Ishiu was even more confused now. Earlier, they wanted him to be a student, and now he had been promoted straight to instructor? Wasn't that a little too fast?

"Yes. You're still too young, still just a child. I can't exactly send you out on missions every day, can I? If I really did that, Teacher L would probably accuse me of exploiting child labor." Theresa smiled. "But if there's an emergency mission, you'll have to step in. After all, everyone has seen your combat ability."

"I..."

"I approve." Raiden Mei nodded in satisfaction, ignoring Ishiu's expression that clearly said, I haven't even agreed yet, so what are you approving for? "I think the Headmaster's proposal is excellent. What do you all think?"

There was a kind of good in this world called "your mother thinks it's good for you." (Laughs)

"I have no objections." Bronya naturally would not oppose a proposal that was clearly beneficial to Ishiu. She certainly did not want to see him constantly being called out for missions either. Wouldn't that greatly reduce the time she spent with him?

"I don't mind." Himeko shrugged.

"Huh? The little brat is going to be my teacher?" Kiana only belatedly realized what had happened. She scratched her head. "Ah, whatever. As long as I can be with the little brat every day, that's fine. Oh, and Mei too."

"Good, then it's settled. It's getting late, and this Academy Director still has things to handle, so you can all head back first. Himeko will arrange the rest for you." With that, Theresa sent them on their way. She still had HOMU comics to read.

And so, in a baffled state, Ishiu was given the title of instructor.

Even after leaving the office, Ishiu was still a little dazed. In his previous life, he had only been a college student, and one who had not even graduated. Now he was somehow going to become a teacher. Fate truly worked in strange ways.

"Haha, little brat, now we can be together all the time again!" Unlike Ishiu's complicated feelings, Kiana was very happy. Although she had not become classmates with Ishiu, being teacher and student was not bad either. Maybe he could even pull some strings for her later~

But more importantly, she could be with Ishiu every day again. At that thought, Kiana could not help jumping onto his back and happily tugging at his hair.

"Damn it, Kiana, watch yourself. I'm your teacher now. Is that any way to treat a teacher?" Ishiu slipped into the role quickly too. Although he had never been a teacher before, when he thought about it carefully, being a teacher for a group of girls did not seem like such a bad deal.

After all, his purpose in coming to St. Freya Academy was to oppose Cocolia and fulfill his promise to Tesla and Einstein. As for what exactly he did at St. Freya Academy, there did not seem to be any particular requirements.

"Hehe, class hasn't started yet, has it? So you're still my little brat~" Kiana did not care about Ishiu's threat at all. Instead, she became even more excited, clinging to him without letting go.

"Kiana! Bronya gives you three seconds to get at least three meters away from Ishiu!" Bronya was furious at the sight. This white-haired idiot was far too shameless. She was clearly a girl, yet she had no restraint whatsoever, hugging and clinging to a man in public. It was simply so envi... infuriating!

Bronya did not hold back. She directly summoned Heavy-duty Bunny and forcibly grabbed Kiana's clothes, trying to pull her off Ishiu.

"Hmph... Little Pudding, you're so annoying. What does me playing with the little brat have to do with you?" Kiana had always been the sort who would yield to softness but not force. Bronya had been ordering her around before, which had already made her unhappy. Now Bronya was trying to force her away from Ishiu, immediately stirring up Kiana's stubborn temper.

You want me to get off, right? Then today, I'm staying glued to the little brat! Let's see what you can do about it!

And so the two began a tug-of-war. One desperately pulled at Kiana, trying to drag her away from Ishiu, while the other clung tightly to Ishiu's chest. The harder Bronya pulled, the tighter Kiana held on.

"Hehe, this is youth." Murata Himeko watched the scene with great interest, as if it reminded her of the past, and could not help sighing.

"What kind of youth is this supposed to be..." Raiden Mei said helplessly. Himeko could watch the show, but she could not. After all, as a mother... no, as an older sister, she naturally felt sorry for her younger brother. Seeing Ishiu being tormented by Kiana and Bronya, she walked over and knocked both Kiana and Bronya on the head.

"That's enough! Stop messing with Ishiu." Raiden Mei was a little angry. Her lips were pressed tightly together, and her gaze was rather unfriendly. The aura rising from her made Kiana and Bronya both seem a head shorter before her.

Kiana pouted and jumped down from Ishiu's back, saying aggrievedly, "Mei, this has nothing to do with me. It's all this Little Pudding's fault. She's always trying to pick on me."

"Denied. It is clearly idiot Kiana who keeps clinging to Ishiu. As his older sister, Bronya naturally has to help her little brother get rid of some pests." Bronya rubbed her head and replied expressionlessly.

"Hey! Who are you calling a pest?"

"Then paramecium will do. A single-celled organism, perfectly suited to you."

"Damn it!"

Seeing the two quarrel more and more fiercely, Ishiu sighed. He could only step in as a mediator.

"Kiana, Bronya, stop arguing. Why do you have to fight? Wouldn't it be nice if everyone just sat down quietly and talked properly?"

"But..."

"If either of you starts another conflict, I won't talk to her for an entire day." Ishiu could not be bothered to waste more words, so he delivered his threat directly and decisively.

"Uh..."

Clearly, Ishiu's words carried considerable weight. The two, who had still been indignant moments earlier, did not dare say anything else after hearing him say that. After glaring at each other, they walked over to Ishiu's sides, one on his left and one on his right.

Since they had said earlier that they would throw Ishiu a welcome party, the group discussed it for a while before returning to Himeko's house.

Bronya Is Going to Get Pregnant?

"Is this where you live?" After entering, Ishiu curiously looked around at the surroundings. It was clearly a very ordinary home. It was not particularly large, but it was clean enough, and the room was filled with the scent of air freshener.

"Mm, this is Teacher Himeko's house. Because my identity is rather special, the Headmaster arranged for me to live here with Teacher Himeko. That way, if anything happens, she can look after me." Raiden Mei said.

"Oh, right, your name is Bronya, isn't it?" Himeko, who had already sprawled carelessly across the sofa, suddenly seemed to remember something and asked Bronya.

"Mm." Bronya nodded.

"You can live here from now on too. There's conveniently an empty room, the second one over there. It just needs a little tidying up before it can be used." Himeko pointed toward the room.

"Bronya has to live here?" Bronya frowned, somewhat unwilling. "Bronya does not want to live with Paramecium. Her existence will lower Bronya's IQ. Bronya can just live with Ishiu."

"Don't talk nonsense. You're a girl, so why would you live with a boy? If word got out, people would misunderstand and think our academy was some kind of indecent school." Himeko replied irritably.

"Indecent..." Raiden Mei's pretty face immediately reddened when she heard that. She had clearly underestimated Himeko's lack of restraint. She had not expected such words to come from her mouth.

"It's fine. Bronya is Ishiu's older sister, so there is no problem with living together." Bronya insisted. What had she come here for? Wasn't it to keep an eye on Ishiu at all times? There was no better protection than living beside him. If Seele knew, she would surely be grateful to Bronya too.

"Then are you biological siblings?" Himeko asked calmly.

"...No." Bronya fell silent for a moment, then shook her head.

"Then that settles it. If you aren't biological siblings, what are you even saying? Boys and girls your age are at the stage where they crave the opposite sex. What if you live together and one day you get pregnant?"

"P-pregnant..." Bronya was struck as if by lightning. A blush suddenly rose across her previously calm little face. She staggered back several steps before barely steadying herself in front of a wooden chair.

It was not just her. Raiden Mei and Kiana were equally stunned by Himeko's shocking words. Their faces, like Bronya's, turned bright red. For girls their age, still dreaming of sweet romance, the meaning represented by the word "pregnant" was simply far too much to take in.

Bronya subconsciously lowered her head and looked at her stomach. If she got pregnant... would she have a baby too? Ishiu's baby... No, no! She could not think like that! Ishiu belonged to Seele. She could not let her thoughts run wild!

Bronya vigorously shook her head, throwing away all the messy thoughts in her mind, then said to Himeko, "Fine, Bronya agrees to live here. However, Bronya requires her own private space. Without Bronya's permission, none of you may enter."

"No problem. You still have that much right to privacy." Himeko waved her hand. "Kiana, help Bronya organize her room."

"Eh~~ Why me?" Kiana complained.

"Because Mei has to cook. If you can cook, then pretend I never said anything."

"Uh... fine." Kiana immediately trudged dejectedly toward the room. Bronya glanced at Ishiu, then carried her luggage and followed Kiana.

"Ishiu, Teacher Himeko, I'll go cook first." Raiden Mei said with a smile.

"Mm, go ahead. What are we having tonight?" Himeko lay sideways on the sofa and lazily stretched. Her beautiful figure was immediately outlined in exquisite detail by her taut clothes.

"Fried chicken legs and hamburger steak. Ishiu likes those best, right?" Raiden Mei winked at Ishiu, her brows filled with alluring charm.

"Mm, thanks, Mei."

"Then sit and rest for a while. I'll go cook." With that, Raiden Mei turned and entered the kitchen.

That left only Ishiu and Himeko in the living room.

To be honest, Ishiu was not particularly familiar with Himeko. It was fine when Mei and the others were around, but now that they had all left, he did not know how to start a conversation.

The people he usually dealt with were all little girls ranging from a few years old to their teens. He could handle them with ease, but when facing a mature woman who drove like an absolute pro, Ishiu feared she would leave him so far behind that he would not even see her taillights.

"Ishiu, can you get me a bottle of beer?" Himeko suddenly asked.

"Huh? Sure." Ishiu froze for a moment, then got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of beer, and handed it to Himeko.

"Haha, thanks~" Himeko sat up, skillfully opened the canned beer, and took a huge gulp.

A gorgeous flush quickly appeared on her face. Several drops of amber-colored liquor dripped from her vivid red lips, landing between the pale white curves below before slowly sliding down into the valley.

Damn! That was way too sexy, wasn't it?

So this was what a mature woman was like? Even drinking alcohol could look this seductive!

Ishiu stared blankly. It was not as though he had never seen beautiful women drink before. Cocolia had drunk alcohol too, but perhaps his perspective toward them was different. In any case, Ishiu found Himeko incredibly seductive.

"Little brother, why are you staring at your big sister like that? What, do you want a sip too?" Feeling Ishiu's fixed gaze, Himeko smiled and shook the bottle in her hand at him. Her pink tongue swept lightly across her lips, drawing all the liquor from the corner of her mouth into it.

"I do." Ishiu nodded.

"Hehe, are you sure you want to drink? Don't get drunk and start making a scene later~" Himeko was quite generous, directly tossing the half-full beer to Ishiu. Then she rested her cheek on one hand and watched him with interest.

Ishiu caught the beer and immediately began pouring it into his mouth.

He had not drunk alcohol in this life yet, but in his previous life, he had occasionally gone out for barbecue with friends, and he had drunk plenty of beer. So while he did not particularly enjoy drinking, he definitely did not dislike it either.

He was the type who drank when he wanted to and did not when he did not.

Ishiu had no idea what brand Himeko's beer was, but he felt that all beer in the world tasted the same anyway. He gulped down nearly half of it, wiped his mouth, and let out a satisfied beer burp.

"Good tolerance. Looks like you aren't such an obedient little boy after all." Himeko smiled and clapped as though praising Ishiu's drinking ability. Then her eyes shifted strangely as she said, "By the way, you just indirectly kissed your big sister. Does that count as you taking advantage of me?"

"Then you can take advantage of me in return." Ishiu stuffed the remaining beer back into Himeko's hand without the slightest embarrassment of a young boy being teased by an older woman. After all, Ishiu did not have many strengths, but his skin was thick enough.

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(PS: That's all for today. I went out earlier, and I really can't hold on anymore. I need to sleep. I'll write another twelve thousand words tomorrow as compensation.)

Feeding Play from Heavy-duty Bunny

"Haha, you're quite interesting, kid." Himeko laughed as she drained the remaining beer in one gulp, then casually crushed the empty can and tossed it onto the coffee table.

"I guess." Ishiu scratched his head. "Um, I'll go help Bronya organize her room too."

With that, Ishiu got up and left the living room, heading toward the rooms by the bedrooms.

Sure enough, he was still not used to being around a mature woman. He should go check on Bronya and Kiana instead. With those two alone together, he was genuinely afraid they might start fighting.

When he reached the second room on the left, Ishiu heard a heated argument coming from inside before he even entered.

"Wow! You despicable Little Pudding, you actually cheated me?"

"Bronya did not use any underhanded methods. Kiana is simply too stupid."

"Waaah! Why do you know that move? That hidden ultimate move is obviously really difficult to perform."

"Difficult? Bronya thinks it is as easy as drinking water. Bronya suggests that idiot Kiana undergo a brain transplant to save her abysmal IQ."

What were these two doing?

Curious, Ishiu pushed the door open and immediately saw Bronya and Kiana sitting on the floor together, playing Hormon Fighting.

Damn! So these two were playing video games!

Hearing the sound, Bronya turned around and saw that it was Ishiu. She then turned back and continued her fierce battle with Kiana.

Kiana, seeing that she was about to lose, had a sudden idea. Taking advantage of Ishiu entering, she tossed away her controller and cheerfully greeted him. "Ishiu, you're here."

"Mm, I came to help you organize the room, but why did you start playing games?" Ishiu asked in confusion. The two had been at each other's throats just moments ago, so how were they now sitting together and playing games?

"Because idiot Kiana saw that Bronya had brought a PS4 in her luggage, became greedy for games, and overestimated herself by challenging Bronya." Bronya easily KO'd the motionless game character, then turned around and explained to Ishiu.

"What do you mean, overestimated myself? It's just that I hardly ever play this game. Just wait until I get used to it, then we'll fight again. Let's see if I don't beat you until you're crawling around looking for your teeth!" Kiana puffed out her cheeks and waved her fist at Bronya. She was competitive and always refused to admit defeat. Ishiu had long since gotten used to that.

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