We Can Put Ourselves Up for Auction

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Shen Yan covered Lü Pin's mouth.

They dragged and pulled them away in a panic.

Jiang Fu glared at Shen Yan, "How dare you speak ill of my Xiao Jiu! Black bag, Knock Someone Unconscious from Behind!"

This thing!

They really say one thing and mean another.

He wasn't wronged at all.

Shi Jiu held Jiang Fu's hand and whispered, "Actually, I think Supervisor Shen isn't wrong..."

If it weren't for Lü Pin...

Shen Yan could only think about it in her heart at most.

Jiang Fu hummed and mumbled without saying a word.

Not long after.

Shen Yan returned with Lü Pin, who looked utterly dejected.

Jiang Fu looked at Shen Yan, who had Purple-Haired Woman, and said, somewhat confused, "Hey, no."

"Purple-Haired Woman... Wasn't Lü Pin supposed to be Purplebeard? Why is he wearing it on your head?"

Shen Yan glanced at Lü Pin, then scratched his purple hair, which looked like a punk rocker's hairstyle.

"Oh... Lü Pin said he liked the other one, so he gave me the purple one."

Lü Pin immediately objected.

You're lying!

"The truth you're trying to tell me should clearly be...!!"

"There are only two wigs left in the shop, one purple and one green! How could I, Transcendent expert, possibly wear a green one... So, I'll wear the purple one, and the green one will go to Lü Pin!"

Shen Yan glanced sideways at Lü Pin, "You have a problem with that?"

Lü Pin wore a bitter expression. "Then, then I'll just be Blackbeard..."

That way you don't need to wear anything.

Jiang Fu patted Lü Pin on the shoulder, "Blackbeard is Chairman Xia Fan, and Blackbeard even robbed the Principal of Tianhuang Martial Arts University of his Little Treasury. Are you sure you want to be Blackbeard?"

Lü Pin looked at Jiang Fu: "You're lying!"

"The truth you're trying to tell me is clearly..."

"Old Geezer's Little Treasury was clearly robbed by me and Xiao Jiu, but Blackbeard Chairman Xia to take the blame!"

Jiang Fu: "..."

Jiang Fu grinned, "Lü Pin, now you're going to Greenbeard you want to or not!"

"Supervisor Shen!"

Shen Yan chuckled.

He took off the green wig.

It was placed on Lü Pin's head.

They then attached a green fake beard to his face.

Lü Pin's eyes instantly turned into dead fish eyes.

"Sure enough, Jiang Fu's brain is full of water, a brain full of evil water!"

Jiang Fu looked at Lü Pin and suddenly said, "Xiao Jiu... didn't we catch a Female Ghost? Why don't we find some time to take Lü Pin to see that Female Ghost? Maybe it will have some unexpected effects!"

Shi Jiu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, yes, how come I didn't think of that!"

"Perhaps this Sequence·Lie Detectors can see through what that Female Ghost is... and even its origins!"

Thump!

The words had barely left his mouth.

Lü Pin collapsed to the ground once again.

... What the hell is Female Ghost?!

Does this world even have ghosts?!

You guys caught them?

This time.

Shen Yan was also somewhat bewildered.

Really.

The Little Ancestor and the Little Devil are together.

It not only makes life unbearable for the living.

They don't even spare ghosts!

Jiang Fu looked at Lü Pin and Shen Yan as if she had seen a ghost.

He chuckled twice. "Now... we can set off."

Shen Yan quickly perked up.

The group entered through a small back door and arrived at a secluded corner of the Martial Artist Guild building.

There was already an RV parked there.

It's several sizes bigger than the previous RV.

It's also more luxurious.

Shen Yan carried Lü Pin and walked into the driver's seat.

The rooms at the back were given to Jiang Fu and Shi Jiu.

Now.

Shen Yan couldn't help but feel a little excited.

Last time!

I just wanted to go out and please my Little Ancestor and Little Devil.

Xia Fan beat him to it!

Now, my wish can finally come true!

My life, Shen Yan, was saved by my Little Ancestor.

This level of cultivation was given to me by that Little Devil.

Just taking the blame!

Thinking about this...

Shen Yan straightened her punk-style purple hair.

He then straightened Lü Pin's crooked, punk-style green hair.

Then he suddenly started the car.

"By the way, Lü Pin is Quasi-Martial Artist. I just processed Temporary Pass for him. You two, is that alright with your situation...?"

As they approached the Safety Passage, Shen Yan couldn't help but turn back to glance at Jiang Fu and Shi Jiu, who were sitting in the room.

If these two use their Martial Artist Badges to pass through the Safety Passage, they will definitely be discovered by someone with ulterior motives.

And right now, they're still in the hands of the Bearded Pirate Group.

Jiang Fu waved her hand, "It's alright, you can just go out."

Whether it's Concealment Pendant.

Even Evasion Ring can fool the Safety Passage's monitoring system.

Next to the Safety Passage.

A Guard watched as the RV slowly drove up.

My eye twitched involuntarily.

"RV?!"

"No way, are you Martial Artists going on a picnic? You dare drive such a big RV around like that!"

"And what about the two people in the driver's seat?"

"Purple-Haired Woman and Purplebeard, green Green Hair and Greenbeard... Are you guys out Cosplay Bearded Pirates?!"

It seemed they had heard the Guard's shouting.

Lü Pin said with some worry, "Hey... if someone saw us like this, won't they suspect anything?"

Jiang Fu lay on the bed, legs crossed.

Shi Jiu nestled in Jiang Fu's arms, holding her phone.

I opened the game that I hadn't touched in ages.

Some couldn't wait and started a game.

Jiang Fu said nonchalantly, "So what if they saw it? The Bearded Pirates are in the sea, how could they possibly land..."

Lü Pin: "You're lying!"

"The truth you're trying to tell me should clearly be..."

"It was intentional, to let someone see it and then let it reach Old Geezer's ears... to infuriate Old Geezer!"

"There must Sequence Martial Artist the Tianhuang Martial Arts University in Jiangcheng. Let's capture them and demand ransom from Old Geezer!"

"I won't rest until I've bankrupted Tianhuang Martial Arts University and the Shi Family!"

Lü Pin: "..."

Shen Yan: "..."

Jiang Fu feigned surprise and said, "Ah, you saw right through me."

Shi Jiu looked away from her phone screen and towards Jiang Fu.

"You want to bankrupt the Shi Family?"

Jiang Fu exclaimed, "Yes... you're right, Old Geezer and Old Old Geezer are no good!"

Currently, the head of the Shi Family is Old Old Geezer.

Shi Jiu scratched the Little Redhead on his head, "You're right. Last time, Old Geezer said he would use the Shi Family to subsidize Tianhuang Martial Arts University... Old Geezer will definitely not let Tianhuang Martial Arts University go bankrupt before the Shi Family goes bankrupt!"

Jiang Fu nodded, "This time, we'll go to Jiangcheng directly under the identity of the Bearded Pirate Group, not only to annoy Old Geezer... but also to the Lingyue Pavilion!"

"If the people from the Lingyue Pavilion want to arrest us, they will definitely contact us and demand our return!"

"We can take this opportunity to scam Lingyue Pavilion as well... Tier Twelve Flame Crystal!"

Inside the driver's cab.

Shen Yan and Lü Pin were completely baffled by Jiang Fu's tongue twister.

Shi Jiu's eyes lit up, "That's right! Although Uncle Lin gave us a Tier Twelve Flame Crystal, it's still far from enough... Resources swindled from the enemy are much more valuable!"

Jiang Fu chuckled, "I have another idea... we can put ourselves up for auction!"

"Whoever offers the highest price, we'll sell to them!"

"In this way, everything will remain hidden in the shadows, and those enemies who harbor ill intentions towards you and me will surely reveal themselves!"

Anyway, there are Lie Detectors out there!

Shi Jiu: "Entrapment!"

Jiang Fu: "Never let the enemy fail!"

The two high-fived.

It was missed.

... Still inside the Safety Passage.

Shi Jiu hugged Jiang Fu and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

Shen Yan: "..."

Lü Pin: "..."

These two are really dramatic.

They're practically two little troublemakers.