Shi Si at a Loss

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Death Barbie Pinkbeard?

Hearing those words...

Shi Si's eye twitched.

Although he didn't know what color "Death Barbie Pink" actually was.

But it's definitely not a good color!

It's at least not suitable for me!

Then.

Shi Si met Shi Jiu's bright, sparkling eyes.

A bad feeling suddenly arose in my heart.

Shi Jiu looked at Jiang Fu with anticipation, "Xiao Jiangjiang, what color is this?"

Jiang Fu chuckled, "That's the color."

As they were talking.

Under the expectant gazes of Shi Jiu, Yu Shu, Lu Ming, and Yun Yi.

Jiang Fu snapped her fingers.

Then.

In Jiang Fu's previous life, that classic straight-male color scheme appeared before everyone's eyes.

Shi Si said blankly, "Can I... can I refuse?"

Shi Jiu looked at Shi Si, "Fourth Brother~"

Shi Si Shi Si shuddered.

But he couldn't bring himself to say the next thing.

Jiang Fu coughed. "Death Barbie Pink, also known as Rose Red."

"Xiao Jiu is the Pirate Redbeard..."

Shi Jiu nodded repeatedly, "I'm Redbeard!"

Shi Si trembled and said timidly, "To become the Pirate Death Barbie, with the Barbie Pinkbeard, do I really have to wear a wig and a mustache...?"

Shi Jiu nodded again, 'Mmm mmm mmm'.

Three little old men standing to the side.

His face twitched, barely able to contain the urge to burst into maniacal laughter.

Shi Si!

The Fourth Young Master of the Shi Family!

The biggest spendthrift in the Shi Family!

The Imperial Capital's number one playboy!

The biggest academic failure in the history of Tianhuang Martial Arts University!

Xia Country the Authorities.

The dirtiest, most twisted, darkest, and also the sharpest knife!

Codename: Evil Ghost!

I'm about to wear that color wig and beard!

He led his Evil Ghost Squad.

Go and Lingyue Pavilion head-on, face them head-on!

At this very moment.

Even Lu Ming felt much more at ease.

He tugged at Yu Shu and lowered his voice, saying, "I think the Lingyue Pavilion Martial Artist will die of laughter before they're even beaten to death..."

Yu Shu suppressed a laugh, "Death Barbie, Barbie Pinkbeard Team..."

"How could that little guy come up with such a color!"

Yun Yi glanced at Shi Si, "Serves him right, who told him to call our Xiao Jiu fat!"

Yu Shu and Lu Ming nodded solemnly.

Xiao Jiu isn't fat at all!

Serves you right!

Fangcai, those three old guys were only using words to Shi Si.

But Jiang Fu was truly capable of doing it.

Let's take concrete actions to vent our Shi Jiu!

Death Barbie Pinkbeard!

How did this little guy even come up with that idea?!

The next moment.

Jiang Fu then took out a Death Barbie Pink wig and beard from her Storage Badge.

It was handed to Shi Jiu.

... Now, Jiang Fu's Storage Badge is filled with treasures.

Making wigs and beards this color is a piece of cake!

And.

Jiang Fu learned from Shen Yan's experience.

... I specially made a wig that would fade.

Shi Jiu took the beard from Jiang Fu's hand and handed it to Shi Si with a grin.

"Fourth Brother~"

Shi Si shuddered once again.

Shi Jiu's address of "Fourth Brother" instantly made him feel as light as half an ounce of weight.

I felt like I was floating on air.

Recalling a year ago, Shi Si met Shi Jiu had just returned home.

At that time, the little girl was thin and frail, as if a gust of wind could blow her away.

That pale, world-weary face was completely expressionless, and its dark eyes held no light whatsoever.

And at this moment.

Shi Jiu hadn't actually gained weight.

Her thin body had become slightly fuller and she was healthier than a year ago.

Her pale, thin face visibly regained its color.

Especially those big, bright black eyes.

They looked at themselves with bright, expectant eyes.

Shi Si stared tremblingly at the Death Barbie Pink wig and beard in Shi Jiu's hand.

But I just couldn't bring myself to say no.

Finally, Shi Si swallowed hard.

Under Shi Jiu's expectant gaze, he accepted the wig and beard.

With trembling hands, he put it on his head and face.

"I... am the Pirate Death Barbie Pinkbeard..."

Shi Si said those words, his face was filled with a look of utter despair.

He was humiliated Shi Si.

Yun Yi was the first to burst into laughter.

Following that, Yu Shu and Lu Ming...

Shi Si's eyes instantly turned into dead fish eyes.

Fortunately.

His true identity has never been revealed.

Aside from these few.

Even Shi Yuehan didn't know about his fourth son.

They're the Authorities's mole, the Evil Ghost!

Shi Si glared fiercely at the three old men beside him.

Then, somewhat annoyed, he said, "Alright! Stop laughing, everyone!"

What's the plan next?

"I'm an executor, I don't have a brain!"

"Don't ask me to do things that require thinking!"

In that instant.

Jiang Fu, Shi Jiu, Yu Shu, and Lu Ming's gazes.

It landed on Yun Yi at the same time.

Yun Yi is the Authorities Commander.

And.

After Shi Si arrived here.

It seemed that some kind of device was activated on his phone.

The situation here was reported.

The Authorities intervened and they became Pirates.

Let's have a showdown with the Lingyue Pavilion.

Such a matter is naturally beyond the control of Yun Yi or Shi Si.

Shi Si Yun Yi was able to summon Shi Si, he had naturally already reported the situation here.

And it has obtained the Authorities recognition.

Only.

Even Shi Jiu couldn't understand the way Yun Yi reported.

Yun Yi glanced at her phone.

"The Lingyue Pavilion's research institute will remain in District Seven. The Authorities will come to take over tomorrow morning."

"Then, the Authorities will issue Wanted Notice for the Bearded Pirate Group because of the theft at the Lingyue Pavilion Research Institute..."

Upon hearing this...

Jiang Fu's eyes lit up instantly, "An inside-outside attack!"

Shi Jiu immediately understood Jiang Fu's meaning. "Have the Authorities Martial Artists cooperate with the Lingyue Pavilion to encircle and annihilate the Bearded Pirate Group at Sea Encirclement!"

Jiang Fu added, "After eliminating the Lingyue Pavilion Martial Artist, the Martial Artist who were the Authorities 'killed in battle' secretly joined the Pirate Group!"

Shi Jiu exclaimed excitedly, "Then, we'll go to the Lingyue Pavilion to ask for compensation!"

Jiang Fu chuckled, "After all, the Xia Country the Authorities suffered heavy losses because it helped the Lingyue Pavilion!"

Shi Jiu chuckled, "It would be even better if the Lingyue Pavilion knew that there were the Authorities Martial Artists in the Bearded Pirate Group!"

Jiang Fu: "They're disgusting!"

Snap!

The two became more and more excited as they talked, and couldn't help but give each other a high five.

Shi Si: "..."

Lu Ming: "..."

Yu Shu: "..."

Yun Yi: "..."

Three old foxes, one big fox.

He stared blankly at the two seemingly harmless high school students in front of him.

Shi Si felt a sudden dizziness.

These two little creatures are dirtier than me!

This plan.

That's practically a triple dose of the Lingyue Pavilion!

A single bite of the Lingyue Pavilion's flavor!

The second person to eat at the Lingyue Pavilion!

Three times the wealth of the Lingyue Pavilion!

It's clever, but not really clever.

It's so disgusting!

It's specifically designed to annoy the other person!

Shi Si stared blankly at Shi Jiu.

My innocent and naive younger sister...

Where did you go?