Underworld Grape Purple
Upon seeing this ridiculously simple Contract.
Lu Yuanchen became increasingly vigilant.
The simpler something is, the more complex it is.
It's free.
That's often the most expensive.
... For example, the Abyss Potion.
All for the sake of getting free Abyss Potions.
In the end, he successfully got himself involved.
Jiang Fu raised her hand.
"I am the Sword God."
"My Father-in-law works as a security guard in the guard booth; he has nothing to do with our Bearded Pirate Group."
Shi Jiu nodded, "Even if there is, it's just us taking the blame."
Xia Fan couldn't help but mutter to himself.
Who's taking the blame?
What fault did he get?!
The blame is all on me!
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
He looked at Jiang Fu.
I couldn't help but rub my face.
"Are you the Sword God?"
Jiang Fu nodded.
Lu Yuanchen: "Are you really the Sword God?"
Jiang Fu nodded again.
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
"Then this Bearded Pirate Group..."
He wanted to ask again.
Wen Shuhe stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Fu and Shi Jiu.
Some said rather bluntly, "Digging into every detail isn't something we should be doing."
"Just know that your two little darlings are very well-behaved and lovable!"
Shi Jiu's face flushed red.
Jiang Fu, without batting an eye, nodded in agreement, "Mmm, mmm."
My Xiao Jiu is the best girl.
She's always well-behaved.
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
Wen Shuhe asked again, "What color beard do you want?"
Lu Yuanchen: "Uh... ah?"
Wen Shuhe glanced at Jiang Fu and smiled gently.
"Once you've chosen the color, I can help you pick out the equipment!"
Lu Yuanchen looked up.
He looked at the group of bearded men present.
"..."
He sighed.
Lu Yuanchen looked at Xia Fan, "Give me Blackbeard..."
Xia Fan jumped behind Xia Yuncang with a wary expression.
"No way!!"
"I can be Blackbeard, or I can be Whitebeard!"
"But it has to be either Blackbeard or Whitebeard!"
Trying to take your seat?
Don't even think about it!!
If the one who took his beard wasn't his Granduncle...
Whether it's Blackbeard or Whitebeard.
Xia Fan won't give up a single one!
Although I was unwilling.
But the body tells a different story.
They took all the blame they were supposed to.
The entire Bearded Pirate Group.
I am the Little Devil and the Little Ancestor's closest confidant!
Blackbeard, Whitebeard.
These two veterans have beards.
I must secure one for myself!
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
I!
Lu Yuanchen!
The Xia Country's First Saint Entry!
How did I end up in this Bearded Pirate Group? My status seems a bit...
A dramatic fall?
Even a nobody like Xia Fan dares to refuse me!
In that instant.
A sudden glint of madness, a "what's the use" attitude, appeared in Lu Yuanchen's eyes.
He looked at Shi Si.
"Are you Death Barbie Pinkbeard?"
Shi Si tossed his bright pink fur and slightly raised his chin. "You want my color?"
Lu Yuanchen grinned.
"Then I'll be the Underworld Grape Purple!"
Shi Si: "..."
Others: "..."
This Lu Yuanchen must be insane.
Underworld Grape Purple?
What color is this?
Shi Jiu poked Jiang Fu's cheek.
"Underworld Grape Purple, Death Barbie Pink."
"You know what, she and my Fourth Brother-in-Law actually make a pretty good match!"
Jiang Fu nodded in agreement.
But the air in the room instantly became still.
Everyone looked at Shi Jiu with some disbelief.
Shi Jiu's Fourth Brother-in-Law?
What the heck?
Where did she get Fourth Brother-in-Law?
Shi Si's eyes widened.
Staring blankly at Shi Jiu, he asked, "What... what did you call me?"
Shi Jiu touched her chin, "Fourth Brother-in-Law -law!"
As they were talking.
She glanced at Shi Yi again.
Shi Yi looked utterly dejected.
In the morning.
It was all because I fussed over how I was addressed.
He was tricked by his Maternal Granduncle and beaten up by that group of Old Silver Coins.
Shi Si glared fiercely at Jiang Fu.
They're all because of this Little Blondie.
He corrupted his own younger younger sister!
But it is, after all, the darkest, most twisted, and most insidious knife.
Shi Yi.
Shi Si is good at assessing the situation and making judgments.
A prized possession among a group of Old Silver Coins.
Shi Si dared not provoke him.
He just laughed it off, saying, "It must have been a slip of the tongue."
"Xiao Jiu, it's me, Fourth Brother."
Shi Jiu responded with an "Oh".
I don't really want to talk to him.
Jiang Fu, meanwhile, was brainstorming in her mind what kind of purple "Underworld Grape Purple" would be.
Should...
It's a bit darker in color than normal grapes.
Black?
Purple?
... It should also have a bit of a gray tint.
But it's still not quite Underworld enough.
Just as Jiang Fu was struggling with this decision...
Shi Jiu suddenly said, "Underworld Grape Purple, it should be a shimmering purple, like Death Barbie Pink."
Shi Jiu reminded him.
Jiang Fu's eyes lit up instantly.
Yes.
Who says the Underworld has to be black and gray?
Death Barbie, isn't it just something sparkly?
Then.
A shiny wig that looks like a shimmering grape.
It then appeared in his hand.
"Old Master Lu... um, Eldest Brother Lu! Here's your wig and beard!"
Jiang Fu handed the wig and beard to Lu Yuanchen.
Lu Yuanchen stared at the shiny purple beard and purple wig.
He shuddered.
... That's definitely Underworld!
He began to regret it.
But then he saw Jiang Fu beside him.
In Shi Jiu's hands were two retro-style bright purple long shirts in the same color scheme.
His eyes widened instantly.
"What... is that?!"
Lu Yuanchen stared intently at the second long robe.
The first robe was merely Earth-Tier Upper Grade Sequence Item.
For someone of Lu Yuanchen's caliber.
This kind of Sequence Item is nothing special.
But the second one!
They are exactly the same, the same style.
Yet it emanated a kind of aura that made his heart tremble.
Wen Shuhe smiled gently as always, "Put on your Underworld Grape Purple beard and hair and I'll tell you!"
Lu Yuanchen swallowed hard.
He hurriedly took the wig and beard that Jiang Fu handed him.
They wore them on their heads and faces.
Then.
Then, he carefully took two Sequence Items from Shi Jiu.
Jiang Fu chuckled, "Earth-Tier Upper Grade and High-grade Emperor Rank."
Lu Yuanchen: "Uh... ah?"
Xia Yuncang smiled mysteriously, "Just think of him as God Grade!"
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
God Grade!
Truly God Grade!
And.
This is definitely not your average God Grade!
"You all have them?"
He surveyed the bearded men present.
Yu Liuli looked smug. "Of course."
He decided to join the Bearded Pirate Group.
It was absolutely the best decision I've ever made in my life!
It's not just because of the Abyss Potion.
And the Sequence Items they were wearing.
Although I don't know what level Emperor Grade- level is.
But knowing that this isn't your average God Grade is enough!
Xia Fan, standing to the side, felt a little envious.
Really everyone?
Why don't I have it?
Oh...
I am merely a minor Mortal Shedding Realm Transcendent; it is perfectly reasonable that I do not possess any of these qualities.
Thinking like that.
He finally felt at peace.
Jiang Fu then handed over a stack of Invisibility Talisman.
"This is God Grade Invisibility Talisman..."
Lu Yuanchen: "..."
God Grade Invisibility Talisman!
This is the secret of the Bearded Pirate Group!
This moment.
A strange, overwhelming joy filled his heart.
This level of Defensive Artifact.
There's also the elusive Invisibility Talisman...
Lu Yuanchen's gaze.
It's already frozen in time...
The Xia Country Li Country.
Eliminate Li Country!
Just then...
Xia Yuncang coughed once. "Alright, let's get down to business."
Lu Yuanchen: "???"
Discuss serious business?
He Xia Country's First Saint Entry, into the Bearded Pirate Group.
It's not even the important business?
Then.
Xia Yuncang frowned and pointed at Xia Fan with a serious expression.
"Jiang Fu, Shi Jiu."
"Are you really planning to let Xia Fan take over as the Principal Tianhuang Martial Arts University?"
"I've always felt that my grand-nephew is very unreliable."
Shi Si nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, he's far inferior to our brother Shen Yan!"
Xia Fan: "..."
It's Shen Yan again!
He's everywhere!
It's like a persistent ghost.
I hate Shen Yan!
And how am I unreliable?
Lu Yuanchen looked on incredulously.
Xia Fan.
Are they all more important than my own affairs?