The New Fall Guy Was in Place

At Jiang Fu's greeting of "Grandpa, Grandma"—

Ning Chengfeng's eyes widened.

He was just about to say something.

Then...

"Ow, ow, ow! That hurts! Honey, easy, easy, easy..."

Yun Luoyu twisted Ning Chengfeng's ear and scolded him under her breath. "Keep it down. Our daughter just fell asleep!"

"And what were you about to say?"

Ning Chengfeng hurriedly lowered his voice. "G-grandson-in-law, your grandma and I are pretty bored here. Got anything fun...?"

Yun Luoyu glared. "Isn't Xing Jun enough fun for you?"

Ning Chengfeng kicked Xing Jun aside.

He kept smiling ingratiatingly. "What's fun about Xing Jun...?"

Yun Luoyu grumbled, "Then play on your phone!"

Ning Chengfeng looked aggrieved. "Phones aren't fun."

Hearing that, Jiang Fu—

Hastily said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Grandpa, Grandma, I really do have something fun!"

Shi Jiu's expression stiffened. "Little Jiang Jiang, you're not going to make Grandpa and Grandma play mahjong or Fight the Landlord, are you?"

Jiang Fu chuckled. "Fight the Landlord and mahjong are small-time stuff!"

"This is the eternal champion!"

As he spoke—

Jiang Fu took out two Fishing Rods and handed them to the elderly couple.

Level: Multiply by Ten!

God of Fishing!

"Grandpa, Grandma, these are for you!"

Taking the Fishing Rods—

Ning Chengfeng and Yun Luoyu instantly froze.

Ning Chengfeng stammered, "These are... the divine treasures Xiao Jiu used to fish us out of death?!"

"There are actually two?!"

Jiang Fu muttered quietly, "Actually, there are three thousand."

Ning Chengfeng said, "Huh?"

Yun Luoyu said, "What?"

Shi Jiu chuckled. "Nothing, nothing!"

"Grandpa, Grandma, give them a try! See what treasures you can fish up!"

Ning Chengfeng's hands trembled. "These things really can fish up those who've already passed away..."

Thwack!

Before he could finish—

He took another heavy smack to the back of his head.

Yun Luoyu snapped,