The Invincible Duo: Primordial Chaos Adventures of Adorable Siblings
Chapter 7

Cute Kids Caught Up in a Dispute Over Spiritual Treasures

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After happily leaving Heavenly Court's investiture ceremony, Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan were wandering through the Primordial World when they heard astonishing news: several top-tier Spiritual Treasures had appeared, stirring every faction into action, and a fierce conflict was about to erupt. To the fun-loving siblings, this was undoubtedly another exciting spectacle. Without another word, they hurried toward the place where the Spiritual Treasures had appeared.

When they arrived, the area was already packed solid. Immortals, demons, and monsters from every side stood with red eyes, staring fixedly at the several Spiritual Treasures floating in midair. One was a Treasure Mirror emitting five-colored light, mysterious runes flowing across its surface as though it could glimpse the secrets of heaven. There was also an ancient longsword, its blade wreathed in icy sword aura as if it could cleave heaven and earth apart. The last was a small, exquisite Bell that gave off a clear chime with the slightest shake, its sound containing a soul-stirring power.

Chen Ruixuan excitedly pointed at the Spiritual Treasures. "Sister, those things look amazing. Let's grab them and play with them too." Chen Siyu wrinkled her little nose. "Little brother, it's wrong to snatch things. But we can watch how they fight over them, and maybe persuade them not to start fighting."

Just then, Great Sage Kunpeng of the demon race made the first move. He turned into a streak of black light and lunged straight for the Treasure Mirror. Before he could get close, Great Witch Xing Tian of the witch race charged in with a furious roar, brandishing his shield and axe to block Kunpeng's path. The two instantly clashed, and the skies darkened as magical lights flashed and collided.

Seeing this, the other factions also joined the battle. For a time, shouts of slaughter and the crashes of colliding spells shook the earth and mountains. Looking at the chaotic scene, Chen Siyu anxiously cried, "Stop fighting! You'll get hurt like this!" Yet no one paid any attention to the two Cute Kids' cries.

Chen Ruixuan got angry. He took a deep breath, his little face turning red as he held it in, then stomped hard. In an instant, a powerful force spread outward from him. The immortals, demons, and monsters who had been fighting were swept up as though by a violent gale, sent staggering in all directions.

Once they regained their footing, everyone stared at the two Cute Kids in shock. Kunpeng glared furiously. "You two little brats dare ruin my plans? Are you tired of living?!" Chen Siyu put her hands on her hips and replied righteously, "You're fighting over a few Spiritual Treasures. That's not friendly at all. These Spiritual Treasures don't belong to any one of you, so why can't everyone use them together?"

After hearing that, some sneered in disdain, while others fell into thought. At that moment, a white-haired Old Immortal stepped forward. "The little girl has a point. These Spiritual Treasures may be valuable, but it isn't worth harming goodwill—or even losing one's life—for them." But some demons and monsters shouted, "Hmph! Don't listen to this little brat's nonsense. Only the strong deserve Spiritual Treasures!"

Just as the two sides reached a stalemate, Chen Ruixuan had an idea. "How about this? Let's have a contest. Whoever wins gets to decide how these Spiritual Treasures are distributed. That would be fair, and nobody would have to fight." Everyone found the idea novel and began asking what they would compete in.

Chen Ruixuan's eyes shifted as he said, "Let's compete by telling stories. Whoever tells the funniest story and makes everyone laugh wins." The crowd did not know whether to laugh or cry, but they truly could not think of a better solution, so they had no choice but to agree.

Thus, each faction took turns sending someone to tell a story. Some told embarrassing tales of immortals getting lost after descending to the mortal world, drawing bursts of laughter from the crowd. Others recounted ridiculous experiences from when demons and monsters were learning their arts, making everyone laugh until they doubled over. Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan listened with great interest from the side, occasionally offering a comment or two.

In the end, after an intense competition, a Young Immortal won with a humorous and witty story. He stepped forward, pondered for a moment, and said, "Everyone can take turns using these Spiritual Treasures. After each use, they must be placed in a public location for everyone to guard together. This way, the Spiritual Treasures can serve their purpose without causing conflict."

Everyone thought it was a good idea and nodded in agreement. And so, a dispute caused by Spiritual Treasures was peacefully resolved in an unusual way through Chen Siyu and Chen Ruixuan's meddling. The two Cute Kids left behind yet another absurdly hilarious legend in the Primordial World.

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