Thrashing Tang San and Grandmaster

After Luo Chen and the silly, adorable Xiao Wu each bought brand-new bedding, they carried their bedding back together.

"This tiny body is really inconvenient. I need to grow up quickly."

At the moment, Luo Chen and Xiao Wu looked like nothing more than two children, a boy and a girl. In reality, though, Xiao Wu was a hundred-thousand years old. Luo Chen had lived through hundreds of lifetimes, so he was about the same.

Putting aside how old she was, Xiao Wu was truly good at acting cute. Holding her hand and listening to her soft, sweet voice, Luo Chen could not help wanting to grow up faster so she could give him little rabbits.

When they returned to the school gate, Luo Chen remembered that he still needed to get some money.

He could not be like Tang San, a broke loser who even had to sweep the training grounds.

"Chen Ge, what's wrong?" Xiao Wu asked curiously when she saw Luo Chen stop.

Luo Chen handed the bedding in his arms to Xiao Wu. "Hold this for now. I'm going to get some money and pay your tuition."

Luo Chen stared at the handbag in the hand of a young married woman by the roadside. Though this was not Earth, the bag was exquisitely made and inlaid with some rather valuable metals.

The woman was dripping in gold and silver. She looked to be in her thirties and had probably married a rich man, dressed in a rather coquettish manner.

There should be quite a few Gold Soul Coins in that bag. Luo Chen immediately opened the Infinite Ninjutsu System in his mind and added the Body Flicker Technique to his skill bar.

The Body Flicker Technique was essentially a single teleportation movement, but each use consumed Chakra, or Soul Power. The amount consumed depended on the teleportation distance. Its drawback was that it could not be used continuously; it could only teleport once in an instant. Unlike the Flying Thunder God, which, once raised to its peak, could be used for endless teleportation like the Yellow Flash.

"I still have over two hundred experience points. Forget it, I'll use all of them to raise the Body Flicker Technique's proficiency. This ninjutsu is useful for escaping. I'll get more experience when I zap the rabbit later anyway."

With that thought, Luo Chen used all his experience to increase the Body Flicker Technique's proficiency. Its proficiency instantly became 230.

The Body Flicker Technique's proficiency had no upper limit. After raising it by two hundred and thirty points, he could teleport anywhere within a range of two hundred and thirty meters. However, it could not be used repeatedly; after one use, there was a long interval before he could use it again.

Luo Chen immediately memorized his current location, then used the Flying Thunder God Technique to accelerate and rapidly approached the young married woman.

When he reached her back, Luo Chen quickly said, "Miss, your child fell."

The woman instinctively looked down at the ground. Luo Chen directly took her bag, immediately used the Body Flicker Technique, and teleported back to Xiao Wu's side. This distance was nowhere near two hundred meters.

"Wow, Chen Ge, you're amazing! What was that? Xiao Wu wants to learn too." Xiao Wu looked at Luo Chen excitedly.

"I can't teach you that, but we have money now." Luo Chen opened the bag and saw exactly twenty Gold Soul Coins along with a pile of Silver Coins. In truth, twenty Gold Soul Coins had purchasing power in the Douluo Continent roughly equivalent to two hundred thousand on Earth. It was a lot for ordinary people, but pocket change to the rich.

Luo Chen was obviously not rich. He was very satisfied with twenty Gold Soul Coins. It was already enough to cover all the tuition at Notting Academy. He did not care what that woman intended to use the money for. He had taken it, so what could she do about it?

He was a hunter, not a saint. Doing whatever he wanted and killing whoever he wanted was his style.

Luo Chen took Xiao Wu back to the academy and found a trash bin, where he burned the bag to ashes.

After destroying the evidence, Luo Chen paid the remaining tuition for both himself and Xiao Wu, spending six Gold Soul Coins in total. On the way, Xiao Wu happily said, "Chen Ge, you're so good to me! Xiao Wu didn't want to be a work-study student either. Cleaning every day is exhausting."

Luo Chen smiled and patted Xiao Wu's rabbit ears. "If you spend my money, you have to repay me."

As he spoke, a trace of lightning appeared in Luo Chen's hand and touched Xiao Wu's waist. Xiao Wu's body immediately trembled, and she went limp against Luo Chen, her little hands unconsciously wrapping tightly around him.

A pleasant sound escaped her small mouth again.

"Mm..."

Luo Chen immediately noticed that he had gained another hundred experience points. The first time he zapped the rabbit each day always gave experience.

Luo Chen quickly took Xiao Wu's hand and helped her stand straight. He looked around. Thankfully, there was no one nearby, or they might have gotten the wrong idea. That sound was just too suggestive.

Luo Chen said, "All right, let's go back. Remember, you have to pretend to like Tang San and make him fall completely in love with you."

That night, Luo Chen took Xiao Wu back. Xiao Wu finally did not have to share a bed. She slept in the bed closest to the door, Luo Chen slept in the bed beside hers, and Tang San slept opposite them.

As for Luo Chen, he naturally intended for Xiao Wu to pretend to develop feelings for Tang San just like in the original story. Then, in the end, he would let Tang San learn that she had always been under his control and had long since done that with him...

The next day, Luo Chen took Tang San, Xiao Wu, Wang Sheng, and several boys from Dorm 7 to the cafeteria for a meal. Luo Chen was now the boss of Dorm 7. After arriving at the cafeteria, Tang San ran into Grandmaster. Grandmaster wanted to invite Tang San to eat on the second floor, but Tang San refused.

Only then did Luo Chen seriously study Grandmaster. He looked somewhat like his anime counterpart, but in Luo Chen's eyes, he was still utterly shabby. His beard was not properly shaved, he had a Flat-top Head, wore old cloth shoes, and was dressed in clothes so rustic they looked ridiculous.

Luo Chen could not help wondering how someone like this had caught the attention of Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong. It made no sense. Their taste was seriously off.

"No. Since this god is here, Female Pope Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong will both be mine. Sooner or later, they too will obediently lie in this god's arms like Xiao Wu and accept the punishment of love."

Luo Chen could not help making up his mind. He absolutely could not let this old man take Liu Erlong away and make the beautiful Female Pope sad.

That's right, he would take Xiao Wu, and he would take Liu Erlong too. He would take Hu Liena and Qian Renxue, and Bibi Dong as well. Men should be more generous, after all. Besides, he was the Luo God and possessed the Goddess System. He was supposed to live off female characters in the first place.

Whoever dared to fight him for them would be dealt with. Tang San would die sooner or later, and so would all his male friends, including Grandmaster, Tang Hao, Oscar, Dai Mubai, and that Chicken Phoenix. Killing them would even bring extra rewards.

As for female characters, Luo Chen generally would not kill them. But if they dared disobey, he would not indulge them either.

At that moment, one of the dormmates beside him heard that Tang San had taken Grandmaster as his master and, just like in the original story, mocked him. Tang San became angry and warned the boy once, after which the boy obediently fell silent.

Afterward, everyone from Dorm 7 began eating. At this time, Xiao Wu really was treating Tang San very well. She served him food and chatted happily with him. Tang San seemed incredibly pleased, grinning like an idiot, while Luo Chen sat to one side like a third wheel.

But Luo Chen was not worried at all. Xiao Wu was entirely under his control. The happier Tang San was now, the more miserable he would be later. In the future, he would be like that guy back on Earth, Brother Qiang. Of course, he would not be the only Green Lantern.

Oscar and Dai Mubai would also have to be like him and raise women for Luo Chen. Grandmaster counted too, as did Tang San's Dad. A Yin could still be revived. After she was revived, he would go punish A Yin with love and make her abandon her husband and child.

When Tang San learned that both he and his father had been cuckolded by Luo Chen, and that his younger sister and mother had abandoned the father and son, who knew what expression Tang San would have?

Over the following days, Xiao Wu's acting grew better and better. Whenever she was with Tang San, she even made Luo Chen wonder whether this rabbit had actually cuckolded him.

It was not until Tang San followed Grandmaster to search for his first soul ring that Luo Chen finally felt spring had arrived.

That day, there was no one in Dorm 7. Only then did Luo Chen dare pull Xiao Wu into his arms. He gently stroked her hair and asked, "Are you really acting, or is it real? Do you like me or that pretentious bastard? If you dare cuckold me, I'll roast you and eat you."

"What are you talking about? Didn't you tell me to pretend to like Xiao San? What does cuckold mean? Didn't you say Xiao Wu was your girl? Of course Xiao Wu likes you." Xiao Wu blinked her big eyes, seeming not the least bit afraid. How foolish. It was not as though Luo Chen had never killed a woman before.

Seeing her expression, Luo Chen believed her. He could only seriously say again, "Mm, good. We're the official pairing. You're only pretending to like him because you're following my orders, understand?"

"Mm, Xiao Wu understands." Xiao Wu tugged at her own hair, and it was hard to say whether she truly understood.

Luo Chen suddenly remembered that Tang San had gone to obtain a soul ring. He should also search for his first soul ring, or no matter how many skills he added, he would not have enough Soul Power to use them.

Actually, when Tang San left, he had wanted to take Luo Chen along. But Luo Chen did not want to acknowledge Grandmaster as his master, nor did he want to miss this period when he could freely fall in love with Xiao Wu, so he had not gone.

After thinking about it, Luo Chen suddenly realized that Xiao Wu was a soul beast. Wouldn't it be effortless for her to help him obtain a soul ring?

Hehe, Tang San definitely would not have expected that as soon as he was gone, Xiao Wu would be taken out by Luo Chen to have fun.

Thus, Luo Chen patted Xiao Wu's head and said, "Tomorrow, we'll go out and have fun too. Help me find my first soul ring."

Xiao Wu blinked and said, "Why does that lousy martial soul of yours need a soul ring?"

"Ah..." Before Xiao Wu could finish, another sound escaped her.

Luo Chen had not even zapped her much. He and Xiao Wu were already familiar with each other, so joking around was normal. Luo Chen asked, "In the Star Dou Great Forest, isn't it easy for you to get soul rings? Don't you know how to wait by a tree stump for soul beasts?"

"Ah... this... how did you know that?" Xiao Wu looked at Luo Chen in surprise.