This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 114

The Dragon Is a Girl / The Dragon with Five Equal Parts

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"3. Holy Canticle of Light: Based on genetic simulation, light energy is injected into the bullet, providing a forced purification effect against undead and poison-related elements."

These skills were basically deduced by Hatsune Miku based on the user's own abilities, so they are considered to be highly compatible.

These three skills are useless for casual play, but they are difficult to form a complete system for dealing with situations.

Unlike the protagonist Dragon Protagonist front of me, who seems to have mastered sword skills from single attacks to a maximum of ten-hit combos with ease, making him more than capable of handling this situation.

A psychologically unbalanced individual, suppressing the urge to trick others, rhythmically fired dual pistols, precisely targeting weak points, bringing the Lord's Gospel to the severely wounded Swamp Lizard of the Black Swordsman.

"Roar!"

Seeing that its minions had been dealt with, the Swamp Lizard King roared angrily and lashed out with its tail, sending the two elite monsters and the Black Swordsman flying.

Then, a ghastly green liquid was sprayed out, which quickly evaporated upon contact with the air and spread into a pervasive toxic mist.

"Bina, Healing Breath!"

Silica saw the numbers -50 and -100 constantly appearing above the Black Swordsman's head in the poisonous fog. Anxious, she commanded her familiar to fly above Kirito and begin briefly restoring 10% of his health.

"Fear!"

"Domesticate!"

The Beast Tamer simultaneously activated his skill, causing the surrounding Swamp Lizard to temporarily dare not approach, with some even showing docility in their eyes.

However, the sudden roar left Silica's mind blank, her face pale, and her legs weak. Bina even fell from mid-air, and the Swamp Lizard, who had already shown signs of rebellion, trembled in fear.

This is... Dragon's Might? No wonder he can control such a massive swarm of Swamp Lizard.

But you're supposed to be a dragon, even if you haven't fully grown up, you shouldn't be scared by a mixed-blood lizard, right?

Kevin stared speechlessly at the little creature on the ground, flapping its wings and struggling to its feet.

However, the commander was quick on his feet, kissing the gun barrel as usual before chanting softly.

"In the name of the Lord, bless the sword and shield of the gods!"

The blazing white light instantly swept away the poisonous miasma along the way, and also shot into the eye socket of the giant lizard.

"Quickly and decisively resolve this!"

Kevin enchanted the bullet with [Moment of Shadow Corrosion], then flung out a large leek with the ability to cure drug addiction, turning his head and humming softly.

The Black Swordsman accepted the supplies, nodded slightly, and stepped aside for the moment. He grimaced as he ate the wasabi-flavored stuff, while Kirito's guard gradually relaxed.

Of course, if the medicine hadn't run out, Kevin believed that the little guy would never have eaten such inhumane and devilish foods as wasabi and green onions.

Sometimes, he had maliciously speculated: was the reason that green-haired girl had such a deep obsession with green onions that her mind was completely filled with them?

Never mind, business comes first...

Ready to serve, cutie?

After Kevin struggled for a while, the pale-faced Black Swordsman successfully rejoined the group. The two of them then gave the large lizard a friendly look, as it had gone into a frenzy after being frightened in one eye.

Chapter 170, Section 181: The Dragon is a Girl

In the pool, a deafening roar echoed as the Swamp Lizard King stacked its armor and summoned earth spikes from the ground, hoping to trap the two annoying fleas in the Mud Swamp Vortex.

But faced with the relentless beatings from two overpowered opponents, this feeble attack was utterly ineffective.

Even if it was willing to burn its dragon blood and prepare to activate the petrifying eye, the silver bullet, which had a powerful restraining effect on negative status effects, actually blinded its last eyeball prematurely.

"Bang!"

With the Swamp Lizard King's final, unwilling roar, its massive body crashed into the pool, its corpse exploding into starlight, leaving behind only a huge, colorful egg.

"Mission accomplished! Quickly break through the encirclement and retreat to the safe zone so we can use our return-to-town items!"

Kevin combined his two pistols into a sword and used it to hack and smash his way through a bloody path.

As Silica crushed a bead, the three people enveloped in white light instantly descended into the golden hall.

"Let's go, let's head to the [Moonlit Black Cats Guild] headquarters first to fulfill our contract..."

Silica breathed a sigh of relief and stretched as she spoke.

"However, this uncle helped me, so according to the agreement, he should also get a share of the information, is that alright?"

This little girl is quite generous; she intends to bring Kevin into the spoils-sharing group.

The Black Swordsman nodded slightly. Although he had an inexplicable wariness of strangers, Kevin's previous help had eased his guard somewhat.

"Kirito! You're finally back!"

When the three arrived at a wooden cabin, Keita, the student council president with short, ear-length hair and a bright smile, wearing light armor, shook hands with Kirito and then suddenly grabbed him and gave him a warm shoulder bump.

The Black Swordsman's body stiffened slightly, seemingly unaccustomed to this level of intimacy.

However, before Kirito could react, the thief Dakar, wearing a felt hat and with a rather eccentric personality, patted Kirito on the shoulder with a grin and pointed into the house with a somewhat comical expression.

"Busy guy, do you know that since you left, people in the guild have been talking about you every day..."

"How is Kirito doing now?"

"Is Kirito injured?"

"Is Kirito back yet?"

Why isn't Kirito back yet?

"Was Kirito scammed?"

The lifelike imitation, complete with a mournful expression, delicate movements, and a coquettish voice, was simply vivid.

However, because the lead actor was a rough-looking man, everyone couldn't help but shiver, and their skin was covered with fine goosebumps.

"100 times a day?! Can you handle that?!"

Dakar then raised his voice, covered his ears in Affliction, and looked on with a pleading expression.

At this moment, Xing, the shy girl with long, straight black hair and bangs standing behind everyone, blushed bright red, her face turning as red as a cloth. She instinctively covered her cheeks and hid behind the door, too ashamed to face anyone.

"Nonsense!"

Iron Xiong, a squinty-eyed, honest Tetsuo black armor with a purple lining and Warhammer on his shoulder, punched the thief Dakar on the head and spoke up righteously for Xing.

"There were clearly 105 times today! I counted!"

Kevin noticed a hint of mockery in the honest man's eyes as he appeared to be speaking fairly, and his eyes narrowed instantly, understanding dawning on him.

Sure enough! Those with squinty eyes are all cunning and scheming! They're no good!

Unbeknownst to him, his own thought process had led to widespread criticism and generalizations.

"Report, 93 times yesterday, I counted them!"

Sasmaru, the male spearman who wasn't particularly noticeable, also popped out, grinning as he joined in the fun.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The more composed chairman Keita, with a dark expression, gave each of the three guys a beating and ordered them to go out and buy some ingredients.

The Black Swordsman was sent to the kitchen where Sachi was, under the pretext of preparing tea for the guests, while Kevin and Silica were warmly led to the living room.

"Don't take offense. Apart from Kirito, we're classmates and friends from the same high school's computer research club. We're used to joking around, and they didn't mean any harm."

"However, Kirito has helped us many times while we were clearing dungeons, and he was even willing to accept our invitation to join our little group. We've long considered him one of the most important members!"

Kevin glanced at the seemingly straightforward and honest student council president, Keita, took the tea that Kirito offered, took a sip, and smiled without saying a word.

They clearly meant no harm to Xing, but their intervention right at the doorway made their intentions quite obvious.

Kevin glanced at the slightly uneasy Beast Tamer Silica and shook his head subtly.

What a sinful love triangle... The Moonlit Black Cats Guild, no matter what, it's their home turf. Your stocks are going to plummet, Silica.

Without further ado, let's start with the stage of smuggling people's hearts.

"I've collected enough Dragon Blood Stone! Great!"

She achieved her goal after opening only about thirty Easter eggs; her luck was indeed quite good. This little girl, whose emotions were easily read, naturally couldn't hide her feelings. In her excitement, she tightly gripped Kirito's hand and shook it.

Kevin felt a pang of unease and turned his questioning gaze toward the Black Swordsman.

"I only picked twenty Easter eggs. Inside were two sword techniques, a blue weapon, two pieces of blue armor, a cyan pair of boots, and the rest were mostly rare materials like December Birthstone and Dragon Blood Stone..."

"Oh, right, I also found a piece of low-quality Dragon Crystal from one of the three Easter eggs dropped by the Swamp Lizard King..."

"No wonder this guy is so tough to deal with; he even evolved Dragon's Might. Turns out he's about to advance to the next level."

"I don't need this, I'll give it to Silica..."

Faced with this calm and honest statement, Silica unconsciously gripped her hand tighter, and her eyes narrowed into crescents.

Kevin stared at the now-grown experience bar, his face as black as the bottom of a pot, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood three meters away.

The initial elation of finding a skill book and two December Birthstone was instantly dampened.

The Eternal White Queen? Kevin glanced at the strange name on the skill book, but didn't choose to learn it immediately. Instead, he casually put it away in his backpack, preparing to listen to Silica's precious news.

"I've found the Elf Kingdom — the Avalon! There, hordes of Water Sprite can drop Contract to Reincarnate as an Elf..."

"In addition, according to the big boss, the Lady of the Lake, there is a certain chance that a top-tier weapon called 'Sword of the Lake' will be produced."

"Not enough. The level requirement is probably above 70. I imagine that when we try to defeat the Five-colored Great Dragons in the future, they might be able to penetrate the dragon scales' defenses."

"I've made two copies of the map and sent them to your email."

"This collaboration was very pleasant. If there's an opportunity, we can team up together after reaching level 70."

Kevin and Kirito both showed slight shock as they solemnly accepted the generous gift.

However, at this moment, the chairman Keita, slightly raised his hand, his expression one of surprise.

"Actually, this morning, a team that had already broken through level 70 went to hunt down the Five-colored Great Dragons..."

But they were facing—five girls...

P. S.: The author isn't very good at gender reassignment surgery anymore. It seems that Grandpa Kirito is still more suited to a perfect ending with Sachi. When I first read this part, I almost wanted to kill the screenwriter, but now it's finally a happy ending.

Perhaps this is the charm of fan fiction and crossover anime—it makes up for what is lacking.

Chapter 171, Section 182: The Quintessential Dragon

"According to player speculation based on the website's strategy guides, the Five-colored Great Dragons is not a single dragon, but rather a creature hiding in the Five-Colored Labyrinth, representing the negative emotions associated with the colors of the species!"

"First: The King of Red – Black Gold Saw Hand! A melee assault fighter, representing rage..."

Keita Tai opened the strategy screen. The pale-skinned girl stood on the throne. Her main weapon was a giant saw. Her hair was knee-length, black with red ends, and she had red eyes.

Moreover, she has a pair of horns on her head, shaped like bull horns, with red tips, symbolizing endless power and rage. Her hands are bone claws, making her a pure one-sword style, purely melee-oriented.

On the screen, the blood-stained soil turned purple and hardened. The King of Red, with two horns on his head, held a spray bottle and evenly sprinkled his red blood onto each twisted humanoid figure, gradually revealing a clear face and an even more intense and ferocious expression.

"Second, the King of Yellow — the War Wheel Fairy! A control and firepower type, representing a twisted desire for control..."

Her legs were like wheels, she wore a crown-like ornament on her head, and her weapons were a longsword and a spiked shield. Her eyes were extremely cold.

She also has a spider-shaped eight-legged vehicle that can fire macaron-colored cannons, and she has quite a few Spider-Man as her subordinates.

The War Wheel Fairy usually rides a giant spider-shaped war chariot, attacking by ramming and crushing, and can launch giant snacks that cause explosions.

When she fights in her true form, she wields a longsword in one hand and a massive wheel-shaped shield in the other. The wheel-shaped shield can spew out a large number of thick steel needles, making it both offensive and defensive, and extremely powerful.

Its legs are sharp little wheels, allowing it to move flexibly and with extremely high mobility, while also being able to attack directly.

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