Douluo: Altering the Plot, Everyone Goes Wild
Chapter 19

Ye Fan's Nuts Fight a Pig? Captain America? Blue Silver Pig Hammer?

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The Charging Pig staggered to its feet,

rage boiling within him.

Just imagine it—while you were sleeping, someone farted right in your face!

Especially when you had no idea whether there was anything extra mixed in.

The sheer fury.

The Charging Pig's entire body rapidly darkened,

his right foreleg scraping incessantly against the ground.

Then, without warning, he charged forward.

And his target was neither Luo Sanpao nor Yu Xiaogang,

but Ye Fan.

Ye Fan's back suddenly tensed.

He always felt that the damn heavens were out to get him.

Ye Fan's first soul ring flashed.

A Nut appeared just ahead and to his right.

The Nut's abilities were quite simple:

defense, along with the ability to taunt a single target.

The Nut grinned, and the Charging Pig, which had been rushing at Ye Fan, swiftly turned and charged toward the Nut instead.

His first soul ring flashed again, and another Nut appeared to Ye Fan's left.

He had the first Nut cancel its taunt,

while the second Nut activated its taunt on the Charging Pig.

The Charging Pig, which had been charging at the first Nut, made a one-hundred-and-eighty-degree drift and slammed toward the second Nut.

Yet just as he was about to hit the second Nut,

the same trick was used again, and the Charging Pig made another graceful drift back.

Only four words remained in Ye Fan's mind:

Nuts fighting a pig.

He casually summoned another Sunflower to restore his Soul Power. In the meantime, he could even snack on its sunflower seeds.

Sigma gave Ye Fan a thumbs-up as well.

A round shield rapidly appeared in his right hand.

With a fierce throw, the shield struck the Charging Pig with a bang.

The charging pig was knocked over by a single shield,

and the shield bounced back with another bang.

Sigma rushed at the Charging Pig, caught the rebounding shield in his right hand,

then flung it out again in midair.

Bang!

The Charging Pig, who had just gotten back up, was knocked down again by the shield.

Sigma's first soul ring flashed.

He caught the shield with his left hand and smashed his right fist down at the Charging Pig with a bang.

"Your hide really is thick."

"But—"

"I can do this all day."

In Ye Fan's mind,

a man dressed in a Stars and Stripes Outfit and holding a shield appeared.

And his famous line was exactly what Sigma had just said.

The sounds of repeated impacts rang out.

Although Sigma was a Soul Ancestor, he was a defense-type Soul Ancestor. His offensive power was not outstanding, and the Charging Pig was incredibly tough-skinned. It took considerable effort before he was finally badly wounded and successfully subdued.

Yu Xiaogang shouted urgently,

"Little San, hurry! Go stab it to death with the Short Sword! This soul ring will be yours!"

"Yes."

Tang San gripped the Short Sword and rushed forward.

He drove the blade into the Charging Pig's body.

But after the stab, the Charging Pig showed no reaction at all.

Tang San gritted his teeth and stabbed into the pig's most vulnerable spot.

As a disciple of the Tang Sect, he naturally knew where the weak points were.

The chrysanthemum.

Yu Xiaogang's own chrysanthemum clenched tightly,

as though he had been stabbed himself.

Painful memories from two and a half years ago instantly flooded his mind.

"Awooo! Awooo! Awooo!"

The Charging Pig, who had already been preparing to reincarnate, suddenly let out agonized screams.

He violently broke free of Sigma's restraints.

Unwilling to suffer such humiliation,

he rammed his head into a tree trunk and killed himself.

Even at the moment of death, the sword remained stuck in his body.

A yellow soul ring slowly rose and hovered above the Charging Pig.

"Little San, absorb it quickly."

Tang San answered and sat cross-legged, immediately beginning the absorption.

The Charging Pig's soul ring instantly formed into a bracelet around the Blue Silver Hammer,

transforming into pure energy that surged into Tang San's body.

Tang San absorbed the five-hundred-and-ninety-two-year soul ring of the Charging Pig...

Seeing the plot description, Ye Fan knew it was time for him to make his move.

There were only two things to alter: the age and the type of soul beast.

Two years and three months had passed since he obtained the system, and he had accumulated more than three thousand points.

He could still afford to modify Tang San's abilities a few times.

"Let's lower the age first."

Ye Fan considered it briefly. One hundred and ninety-two years?

It seemed he could lower it even further.

He wondered whether the system would allow it.

"Change the five to a zero for me."

Modification successful

Zero hundred and ninety-two. It sounded a little strange, but it was valid.

"Charging Pig..."

"Charging Dog?"

Ye Fan shook his head inwardly. There was no substantial difference.

Then he caught sight of Luo Sanpao from the corner of his eye, and an idea instantly came to him.

Modification successful.

Just like when he had absorbed a soul ring last time,

Tang San suddenly felt a huge amount of power drain away.

The yellow color on the yellow soul ring beneath him rapidly faded, leaving behind only a few yellow streaks.

It was clearly a ten-year soul ring on the verge of breaking through one hundred years.

The closer it was to a hundred years, the more prominent the yellow streaks became.

Yu Xiaogang was dumbfounded when he saw this.

The hundred-year Hammerhead Grass had been like this last time.

Why was the Charging Pig the same now?

Had the power drained away?

"Little San, how do you feel?"

Yu Xiaogang hurried forward and asked anxiously.

Tang San sensed his own condition. His Soul Power had reached level twenty-one.

The Mysterious Heaven Skill had broken through to the third level, and he had gained his second soul skill.

"Teacher, I feel great. I've improved tremendously."

Yu Xiaogang nodded.

"Release your martial soul. Let me take a look."

Tang San spread open his right palm, and the round Blue Silver Hammer slowly rose up.

The Blue Silver Grass vines wrapped around it had become much more compact, and fine pig bristles had grown along them.

The side facing Tang San bore the shape of a pig's face.

More precisely, it should now be called the Blue Silver Pig Hammer.

"What is your second soul skill?"

Yu Xiaogang asked impatiently.

"If I'm not mistaken, it should be a charging-type attack. It can increase the Blue Silver Hammer's attack and defense. After this, there won't be situations where the enemy remains unharmed after being struck by the Blue Silver Hammer, while the hammer itself disperses first."

This was the solution he had come up with.

Though he was a thief who had stolen Spirit Hall's knowledge and published it under his own name,

his knowledge was undeniably extensive, enough to change the current situation.

"Show us your soul skill."

At those words, Tang San's expression instantly turned awkward.

He looked at Ye Fan, then at Sigma.

"Teacher, let's show it later. I think it's a little embarrassing."

At the word "embarrassing,"

Yu Xiaogang's stiff face twitched.

He slowly looked at Luo Sanpao.

"Embarrassing? How embarrassing can it be?"

"Could it be more embarrassing than mine?"

Tang San hesitated.

He compared the degrees of embarrassment in his mind,

then silently nodded.

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