Xiao Wu and Ma Hongjun, Two Roast Chickens

Ye Fan and Xiao Wu had just arrived and knew nothing about Shrek Academy.

Although Ye Fan knew there was a cafeteria here, he had no idea where it was.

Left with no choice, the two could only look for rising smoke.

They tried to find somewhere with food.

The village was not large. As they walked, they unknowingly left the boundaries of Shrek Academy.

Shrek Academy was quiet, but the villagers on the other side had already become busy.

Working at sunrise was the habit of ordinary farmers. They needed to farm to support their families.

Suddenly, a string of arguing voices reached their ears.

A young man and woman were arguing not far ahead.

Ye Fan guessed at once that they were Ma Hongjun and the girl named Cuihua.

The young couple did not look very old. The girl seemed to be fourteen or fifteen.

Her appearance was ordinary, but she brimmed with youthful vitality. Dressed in simple rural clothes,

she was probably the child of one of the village's residents.

The boy arguing with her looked even younger.

He was short, with short hair, small eyes, and plump cheeks.

Two little mustaches sat above his lips. No matter how one looked at them, they resembled rat whiskers, making him appear exceptionally sleazy, like a fat rat with shifty eyes.

"Ma Hongjun, don't come looking for me anymore. I won't be with you."

"Cuihua, haven't I treated you well? Why do you want to break up with me?"

"I really can't take it anymore."

"You bitch, break up? Then we have to do it one more time before we break up!"

"Please, just let me go."

Seeing such a scene of a woman being forcibly seized, Xiao Wu truly could not stand it any longer...

"Change it so it doesn't give me."

Seeing such a scene of a woman being forcibly seized, Xiao Wu truly could stand it any longer...

"Fan Ge, Shrek Academy really has everything, huh?"

Xiao Wu, who had originally been full of righteous indignation and ready to step forward, instantly became a spectator enjoying the drama.

Ye Fan could not be bothered to meddle.

He did not have even a shred of righteous indignation. As long as it did not affect his cultivation, that was enough.

"It's only broad daylight."

Xiao Wu froze for a moment, not quite understanding.

"Broad daylight?"

Ma Hongjun clutched Cuihua and refused to let go, the two continuing to argue.

Perhaps Ma Hongjun had not noticed the two people watching from behind.

Right in public, he started forcibly pulling down his pants and undoing Cuihua's clothes.

Ye Fan had originally been ready to leave.

But his raised right foot gently lowered again.

The sunlight here was nice. He could bask in the sun; he could cultivate while standing anyway.

"Stop!"

"Fatty, are you sick in the head?!"

A familiar shout suddenly came from behind Ye Fan.

Ma Hongjun's movements immediately stopped.

The newcomer was none other than Dai Mubai.

"Do you have no shame at all, doing this in public?"

Cuihua hurriedly covered herself and ran away.

Ma Hongjun did not chase after her, but his face was full of dejection.

When he turned around and saw Xiao Wu, his eyes instantly widened.

"What a beautiful little chick."

He glanced at Ye Fan.

He looked completely ordinary, not hard to bully.

"Hey, that man. She's your girlfriend, right? She's mine now."

As he spoke, he reached out to grab Xiao Wu's hand.

Xiao Wu glared at him, then leaped into the air and kicked Ma Hongjun flying with a bang.

Violence was her trademark.

"You dare hit me? You're dead!"

"Phoenix, Martial Soul Possession!"

Ma Hongjun rolled over and climbed to his feet. A few feathers appeared on his arms, making him look exactly like a fat chicken.

"Hahaha, Phoenix? Isn't that just a roast chicken? A fat one, too."

"I've seen chickens turned into roast chickens, but I've never seen one born already roasted."

Xiao Wu burst into laughter.

Ma Hongjun was instantly enraged.

Having his Martial Soul called a chicken was touching his reverse scale.

"Bullshit! You're the one born a roast chicken! Your whole family is born roast chickens!"

Hearing that, Ye Fan did not refute it in his heart.

They really were two roast chickens. Over the past six years, he had learned that better than anyone.

"Fatty, enough."

Dai Mubai casually tried to dissuade him, though he looked anything but sincere.

In his eyes, fighting was the best way for Soul Masters to communicate.

As the saying went, strangers became acquainted after a fight.

It looked like Fatty would be the one getting beaten today.

"Dai Leader, don't interfere."

"Today, I have to teach her a lesson and let her know what it means to respect her seniors."

Ma Hongjun's first soul ring flashed as a Phoenix Fire Line shot fiercely toward Xiao Wu.

Dai Mubai added,

"Then be careful not to get beaten up."

Xiao Wu watched the Phoenix Fire Line rush toward her without the slightest panic.

She did not even bother to dodge.

Martial Soul Possession.

Her entire body instantly became more slender, especially her legs.

Before her three yellow, yellow, and purple soul rings could even rise beneath her feet, Xiao Wu had already vanished.

Ma Hongjun was still wondering whether Xiao Wu was an idiot who did not even know how to dodge.

The next second, he felt a kick land on his butt.

Bang!

Ma Hongjun rolled and crashed onto the ground.

The Phoenix Fire Line he had been spewing wildly instantly sputtered out.

"Soul Elder!"

Ma Hongjun was completely dumbfounded. The new junior sister was actually a Soul Elder!

He remembered that the age limit for enrollment was twelve.

A twelve-year-old Soul Elder—what was there left to fight?

No more fighting, no more fighting.

Ma Hongjun quickly flipped himself back up.

"Big sister, big sister, I was wrong, big sister."

Xiao Wu snorted coldly, clapped her hands, and withdrew her Martial Soul.

But Ma Hongjun had no intention whatsoever of giving up on Xiao Wu.

Such a beautiful girl, and a Soul Master too—

where could he possibly find someone like that?

He turned his gaze toward Ye Fan again.

"Kid, all you know is hide behind a woman. What kind of man are you?"

"Fight me. If you lose, leave her."

Ye Fan paused, his tone calm and unconcerned.

"You want to pursue Xiao Wu?"

"Go ahead."

"Whether you can do it depends on your ability. What does it have to do with me?"

He looked at Dai Mubai. "Mubai, where's the cafeteria?"

Yesterday, Ye Fan had shared some drinks with Dai Mubai and Oscar, and they had gotten along fairly well.

"I'll take you there."

"Enough, Fatty. Look at you."

"Let's go eat."

Dai Mubai rolled his eyes at Ma Hongjun and led Ye Fan toward the cafeteria.

Xiao Wu quickly came to Ye Fan's side, tightly hugging his arm and pressing it against her chest.

"Fan Ge, you're not angry, are you?"

Ye Fan was helpless. "Angry? What do I have to be angry about?"

Women were nothing more than beautiful skeletons.

They would only affect the speed at which he summoned plants and zombies.

If Ma Hongjun could actually win Xiao Wu over,

then Xiao Wu's brain must have gone bad.

Meanwhile, Ma Hongjun was even angrier.

His girlfriend was gone, he had been called a roast chicken, and he had been kicked twice in a row.

And now this kept man was looking down on him too!

Where is the poison in this? Please point it out. I'm all ears.