Yu Xiaogang looked around at the surroundings in confusion, thinking he was dreaming.
"This dream feels so real."
"Someone who didn't know better would think my dorm had burned down."
"But how could something like that possibly happen?"
No matter what happened in a dream, he would not be harmed in reality.
Yu Xiaogang was not worried about his safety.
But this fire really was scorching hot.
"Then I'll just keep sleeping."
"If I fall asleep, I won't feel hot anymore."
Yu Xiaogang lay on the bed, closed his eyes, and tried to go back to sleep.
Especially since Tang San was not beside him, it had to be a dream.
Tang San could not possibly have set the house on fire, right?
Tang San looked at another burning house and started laughing again.
He had already burned two. This was really relaxing.
Why not burn a few more?
Set the entire Shrek Academy on fire.
Sadly, there was no more firewood.
And in the second house Tang San had set ablaze—
The one sleeping inside was none other than the Immovable Bright King, Zhao Wuji.
Zhao Wuji grew hotter and thirstier as he slept.
With his eyes closed, he reached toward the cup beside his bed.
He tipped a mouthful into his mouth.
Zhao Wuji suddenly jolted awake.
"Ah!"
"Damn, that's hot!"
The cup slipped from his hand with a smack.
It landed directly on his crotch.
The boiling water, heated by the flames, poured straight onto his crotch.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
Zhao Wuji let out a miserable scream.
He immediately checked his manhood.
The outside had been scalded bright red and was two sizes larger than before.
"Who tried to murder me? Why is it boiling water?"
The moment he finished speaking, he finally realized it.
The house