Earthlings are Too Ferocious!
Chapter 34

Doing Whatever You Want

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Meng Chao clicked on it and saw Yan Feirou in a corner of Dragon City University's campus, surrounded by eight assistants who were pouring eight buckets of water over her head.

Even through the wireless network and the phone screen, he could hear a "buzz" as Yan Feirou's figure suddenly blurred.

An astonishing scene unfolded as she seemed to be protected by an invisible shield. Not a single drop of the eight buckets of water splashed on her. Instead, she used the rhythm of her muscles to bounce the water back, scattering it like a celestial maiden scattering flowers, reaching dozens of meters away and forming a perfect circle of water.

In the sunlight, a fleeting rainbow appeared.

"Good Ripple Force!"

Meng Chao slammed the table in admiration.

His like-minded netizens also frantically spammed the screen with comments:

"So beautiful, no wonder she's the Ripple Princess!"

"I didn't expect such a basic force exertion method to have such exquisite effects. The Yan Family truly deserves to be the creator of 'Ripple Force'."

"This is the strongest Ripple Force!"

After Yan Feirou finished her demonstration, she zoomed in on her chest and abdomen.

"The three basic force exertion methods are 'Wild Bull' burst, 'Ripple' sustained, and 'Dragon Snake' accumulation. When exerting force, you must coordinate with different breathing methods. The biggest feature of our 'Yan Family Ripple' is our unique breathing method. Everyone, pay attention to the tremors in my chest and abdomen when I take a deep breath."

Yan Feirou's voice was very sweet, not at all like a martial artist, but more like a small star who had just debuted and still retained some innocence.

No wonder the live streaming platform created the "Princess" persona based on her characteristics.

Her sweet, soft voice and the tremors in her chest and abdomen naturally attracted a large number of netizens to speak enthusiastically.

The live streaming platform and Yan Feirou herself were very clear about her means of survival, instantly deleting most of the explicit comments, leaving only comments seriously discussing martial arts, and highlighting several comments from real-name authenticated netizens.

A netizen with the certification mark of "Dragon City University Martial Arts Research Association" said: "Vice President Yan's 'Ripple Force' has real substance. Teenagers who are just starting out will definitely gain something if they seriously comprehend it."

A netizen with real-name authentication as "Founder of Zhao Clan Ripple, Master of Raging Wave Fighting Hall" said: "Countless experts in Dragon City are studying 'Ripple Force', but even I have to admit that the source of Ripple Force, Yan Family Ripple, is definitely one of the strongest Ripple Forces."

A netizen with real-name authentication as "Dragon City University of Technology Martial Arts Exchange Association" asked: "Senior Yan, when will you come to our University of Technology for exchange again? Last time you came to give guidance, all the martial arts enthusiasts at our University of Technology benefited greatly."

For a time, the atmosphere was harmonious, and the comments became focused.

Meng Chao also stared intently at Yan Feirou's chest and abdomen.

Unlike the praise and exclamations in the comments, after a moment, he clicked his tongue.

"Sure enough, the current Yan Feirou is still very immature, just a 'Ripple Princess' and not a true 'Ripple Queen', far from reaching the level of a master who has integrated everything in the 'Future Ripple Force'."

Meng Chao's own future "Ripple Force" was only at the "Expert Level", and he only knew what to do without knowing why.

He knew how to practice, but why he practiced this way, why the power erupted from this meridian instead of that blood vessel, and what scientific principles were contained within, he knew nothing about.

But he didn't need to teach her carefully. As long as he gave her a few pointers and pointed out a few mistakes, even if he didn't know the correct answer, what did it matter? He would let the Ripple Princess comprehend it herself!

It was just that the phone screen was too small, and the subtle ripples were really not clear. Meng Chao thought for a while and simply connected his phone to the TV, and then took a magnifying glass to carefully look for the rawness and immaturity hidden in the ripples.

So, when Bai Jiacao opened the door, she saw her big brother squatting in front of the TV with his butt in the air, with a strange expression, squinting his eyes and looking at a big sister in yoga clothes jumping around through a magnifying glass.

The little girl gasped, took half a step back, and her schoolbag fell to the ground.

In an instant, the future Black Night Witch, prematurely matured due to the burdens of her family, thought of many, many things.

She closed the door behind her.

Turning her head, she said to her mother at the stairwell, "Mom, wait a moment before coming in."

Bai Suxin: "Huh?"

Meng Chao hurriedly opened the door: "Little sister, and Mom, you've already opened the door, why are you closing it?"

"Brother—"

Bai Jiacao asked cautiously, "Can we come in?"

"Nonsense, I just said a few words to you this morning, it's not like I said you couldn't come home, what's with that expression?"

Meng Chao was completely baffled, wondering if he had been too harsh on the middle school version of the Black Night Witch? Why was she so timid?

Forget it, transforming the Black Night Witch is something that needs to be done gradually, with attention to methods and approaches, it can't be too simple and crude, look how scared the little girl is.

The living room was too small, and his mother still had to cook, so Meng Chao could only return to his room to check his phone.

Fortunately, he had already found a few loopholes he was looking for. Meng Chao pondered for a moment, changed his account to a stuffy, old-fashioned name, and bluntly offered his opinions.

Thus, amidst rows of harmonious bullet comments and reviews, discordant noises appeared.

A netizen with the "Ripple Force Research Association" certification mark: "The Yan Family Breathing Method is indeed exquisite, even if I slow it down three to five times, I still can't figure it out!"

Fire-Passing Old Man: "There is obviously a problem with this breathing method. According to Yan Feirou's height and upper and lower body ratio, the center point of inhalation should be 3.2 millimeters above the diaphragm, not 3.5 millimeters; and deducing her weight from her body shape, and deducing the amount of blood oxygen she needs during combat from her weight, the optimal breathing frequency should be 4.6 times per ten seconds, not 4.2 times, it's a little slow now."

A netizen with the real-name certification of "Dragon City Military Academy Lecture Hall": "Thank you, student Yan, for your selfless guidance. Last week, I encountered a 'Three-Headed Poison Lizard' in the Jiangnan Region, known for its persistence. Relying on the tips taught by student Yan, I used the 'Yan Family Ripple' to deal with it for a full half hour, finally exhausting it. Ripple Force is indeed the most sustainable and energy-saving basic force exertion method."

Fire-Passing Old Man: "Did the 'Three-Headed Poison Lizard' you encountered have red radial stripes on the middle head? If not, that's good, it hasn't mutated yet. If you encounter a mutated body with red radial stripes next time, just run, with the current Ripple Force, the chances of winning are not high."

A netizen with the real-name certification of "Raging Wave Fighting Club Old Nine": "The 'Yan Family Ripple' is amazing. After Senior Sister Yan's guidance, my number of punches in a row for three consecutive minutes increased by 5%, my average punching power increased by 7%, and my 10,000-meter run speed increased by 15 seconds!"

Fire-Passing Old Man: "That's great, but I think there is still a lot of room for improvement in this result. If you are interested, you can chat with me privately. I am in a good mood today and will give you juniors some free guidance!"

Gradually, the netizens became angry.

"Who is this 'Fire-Passing Old Man', is he a very powerful Ripple Force master in the circle?"

"There is no real-name authentication, hiding his head and showing his tail, can't be seen!"

"Hehe, when have there been fewer guys who pretend to be ghosts toto sponge off popularity, why bother with him, where is the class administrator, ban him, kick him out, delete his account!"

Fire-Passing Old Man: "Everyone, don't misunderstand, I am not hiding my head and showing my tail, nor am I targeting the 'Yan Family Ripple' family, nor do I have any bad intentions. I simply want to make a contribution to this society within my capacity and improve the combat effectiveness of all citizens."

The netizens were unwilling to listen and all cursed.

At first, Meng Chao presented the facts and reasoned, trying to list a large number of formulas and charts to support his views.

But neither the bullet comment area nor the comment area is a good place for academic discussion. Gradually, he also got angry. Damn it, is it wrong to make contributions these days?

So Meng Chao also let go and cursed with the netizens.

He was banned for five minutes after only cursing twice.

"What a mess."

Meng Chao calmed down, feeling he had been reckless.

The livestream wasn't the place to discuss serious matters, and the mysteries of the Ripple Force of the future couldn't be explained in a few words.

He still needed to find the person herself and communicate directly via private message.

He believed that with Yan Feirou's insight, she would be able to see the power of the future version of Ripple Force.

After all, she was the one who would create it in the future!

However, Meng Chao estimated that the number of netizens spamming Yan Feirou with private messages every day must be like a swarm of locusts crossing the river, and the vast majority were fame-seekers and those with ulterior motives.

Someone as kind-hearted and selfless as himself must be one in a million.

How could he attract the Ripple Princess's attention and make her realize that he was different?

Meng Chao gritted his teeth and decided to throw money at it directly.

Anyway, he had become rich overnight, and now he had money!

With red eyes, he recharged ten thousand yuan, exchanged it for one million livestream coins, and gave it all to Yan Feirou as a reward.

When the string of shining numbers "1000000" floated across the screen, everyone in the livestream room was dumbfounded.

Although Yan Feirou was very popular, it wasn't every livestream that a tycoon was willing to reward a full one million livestream coins in one go.

Moreover, everyone carefully looked at the name of the rewarder—wasn't this the kid who had been nitpicking and talking nonsense just now?

"Are today's tycoons playing at such a high level? First, they try their best to belittle to lower expectations, and then they drop a bombshell, instantly reversing the situation, thereby leaving a deep impression on the goddess's heart?" The netizens gasped.

Some even secretly gave Meng Chao a thumbs up: "Rich people really know how to play!"

Even Yan Feirou in the picture stopped.

She had also learned about the dispute in the bullet screen and comment sections through her assistant.

Since her livestreaming classes had become increasingly popular, these discordant noises appeared in almost every class, and banning them was a routine operation.

She didn't expect someone who had been banned to throw out a big bomb of one million livestream coins, which surprised Yan Feirou as well.

The Yan family wasn't short of money, but to promote the Yan Family Ripple, the support of big shots from all sides was indispensable.

Yan Feirou thought for a moment and still said with a smile, "Thank you for the encouragement, netizen 'Fire-Passing Old Man'. Feirou's Ripple Force still has many immature aspects, and I hope to study it with everyone and make progress together."

As she spoke, she gave a shallow bow to express her gratitude to the tycoon.

At the same time, she immediately lifted the ban.

Of course, those guys who had been arguing with Meng Chao were still honestly banned, not a second less than five minutes.

The netizens were so jealous that they were in tears: "From Earth to another world, money can still do whatever you want!"

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