A Douluo: Snatching Xiao Wu at the Start to Become a Cao Thief

It nearly woke Xiao Wu up.

Ding! This draw has resulted in Gu Xun'er traveling to the host's world. Please prepare yourself, host. Gu Xun'er is about to arrive in the Douluo Plane where you are located.

"Holy shit, System, don't mess with me. You can actually bring her here? It really is mutual travel..."

After muttering that, Wen Xuan clasped his hands together and began to pray.

"Amitabha Buddha, Bodhisattva... Laojun, God, bless me. I hope she isn't the version whose meridians were nurtured by that brat Xiao Yan, or else..."

The thought of Xiao Xun'er, whose meridians had been nurtured by Xiao Yan, gave Wen Xuan a headache. She was a complete lovestruck fool.

Just as Wen Xuan was praying—

Battle Through the Heavens Plane.

Xiao Family.

"Miss... a thief has come to the door."

A middle-aged man's voice rang out from a patch of shadow.

Though there was a voice, no figure could be seen.

The room was pitch-black, with only a faint sliver of moonlight shining in through the window.

Hearing the voice, a beautiful little girl who had been sitting cross-legged on the bed opened her lovely phoenix eyes.

This girl was the young Gu Xun'er.

She glanced at Ling Ying, the guard hidden in the darkness whom her father had assigned to protect her.

"Uncle Ying, who is it?"

"It is the Xiao Family's genius young master. I believe his name is Xiao Yan. Miss, shall I drive him away?"

Hearing Gu Xun'er's imposing voice, so mismatched with her age, Ling Ying revealed himself and bowed to her.

"No... Uncle Ying, hide yourself first. I want to see what he intends to do."

"Yes, Miss."

Though he did not understand what his young mistress was planning, Ling Ying obediently concealed himself in the shadows.

The dim room became a little brighter after Ling Ying disappeared.

That was because he had been blocking the moonlight coming through the window.

Seeing Ling Ying hide himself, Gu Xun'er pulled over the quilt beside her, closed her eyes beneath it, and quietly waited for Xiao Yan to arrive.

Not long after Gu Xun'er closed her eyes, Xiao Yan climbed over the wall and entered her courtyard.

"Hehe~"

"This new girl is clearly a budding beauty. As a fine young man from the modern era... no matter what, I should leave a good impression on her."

Xiao Yan looked toward Gu Xun'er's room, unable to stop the corners of his mouth from rising.

As for those Xiao Family disciples still fussing over Xiao Yu and Xiao Mei, Xiao Yan regarded them with utter disdain.

He was now the Xiao Family's genius. At such a young age, he was the fastest, youngest, and most promising person in the family to reach the Dou Zhe realm.

Not only did he enjoy the privileges of being the young master, but he was also surrounded by a group of beautiful Xiao Family girls.

Xiao Yan was full of arrogance now and looked down on everyone. Only Gu Xun'er, who had not been in the Xiao Family for long, had stirred even a little interest in him.

Thus, he planned to start by snatching her away while they were young, sneaking into her room in the middle of the night.

Even if he were caught, he still had the appearance of a child. Who could suspect his intentions? And if that failed, he could use nurturing her meridians as an excuse.

Xiao Yan's calculations were clicking away perfectly.

Setting those thoughts aside—

Xiao Yan quietly entered Gu Xun'er's bedroom and could not help looking around.

He examined Gu Xun'er's room from every angle while greedily breathing in the feminine fragrance lingering within it.

This was truly the scent of a beauty. She would definitely be something special when she grew up.

As Xiao Yan continued fantasizing about Gu Xun'er, Ling Ying, hidden in the darkness, wanted nothing more than to kill him.

The more he watched Xiao Yan, the more something felt wrong. His movements, his behavior, and the heat in his eyes toward women were not things someone his age should possess.

Gu Xun'er Descends Upon the Douluo Plane

"This brat... he isn't planning to make a move on Miss, is he?" When Xiao Yan reached his hand toward Gu Xun'er, Ling Ying nearly lost control of the hand gripping his dagger.

But without Gu Xun'er's orders, he could not act on his own.

He could only grit his teeth and watch Xiao Yan.

Then, just as Xiao Yan reached beneath the blanket with a lecherous grin and touched Gu Xun'er's body—

Gu Xun'er let out a startled scream.

"Ah~ Pervert~ Die!" As her voice rang out—

A slap landed squarely on Xiao Yan's face.

Gu Xun'er opened her eyes. They were crimson, with flickers of flame burning within them.

Her originally fair and tender face was now flushed pink, making her look just like a porcelain doll.

Her eyes were filled with killing intent as she stared at Xiao Yan. If her father had not instructed her not to harbor murderous intent toward the Xiao Family, Xiao Yan would have already been slapped to death by her Golden Emperor Burning Heaven Flame.

Xiao Yan was sent flying by that slap and crashed into the wall, clutching his swollen face in pain.

Blood stained the corner of his mouth.

Part of his facial skin had also suffered severe burns.

Xiao Yan was completely bewildered. Her breathing had been steady just moments ago, and she had clearly looked asleep. Yet the next second, a slap had come flying at him.

"Ugh, I... I didn't do anything. Don't misunderstand! I only came to help nurture your meridians. Ugh, I'm not a pervert." Xiao Yan clutched his badly swollen face and hurriedly explained.

However, Gu Xun'er did not listen to Xiao Yan's nonsense. The moment his hand had slipped beneath the blanket, she had felt a chill between her legs, as though she was not wearing any underwear.

Once she realized what had happened, she knew Xiao Yan was a pervert with improper intentions toward her, so she rose and slapped him.

She had initially wanted to see what Xiao Yan was trying to do, but he had pulled this stunt instead.

"Uncle Ying, tie this rake to a tree and beat him. As long as he doesn't die, anything goes."

Upon hearing his young mistress's command, Ling Ying's tightly clenched fists finally had a use.

He immediately emerged from the shadows. Before Xiao Yan could continue arguing, Ling Ying lifted the little brat one-handedly and walked outside.

"You dare covet my young mistress? I would like to see how many lives you have to spare. Miss may not be killing you this time, but while death can be avoided, punishment cannot... I'll make sure you can't get out of bed for months."

Xiao Yan, who had still been struggling, became even more frantic upon hearing that.

But how could a weakling who had not even reached the Dou Zhe realm possibly contend against a Dou Emperor like Ling Ying? He could only pound on Ling Ying's arm and waist.

It was no different from scratching an itch.

"Let me go! I didn't touch your young mistress! I only wanted to help her nurture her meridians! Let me go! I'm the Xiao Family's genius! You can't treat me like this!"

Hearing Xiao Yan's incessant shouting, Ling Ying grew impatient. Afraid Xiao Yan would wake the others and draw them over, he immediately pulled a rag hanging nearby in the Xiao Family into his hand.

He stuffed it straight into Xiao Yan's mouth.

The next moment, only Xiao Yan's muffled cries could be heard.

Seeing that Xiao Yan could no longer make too much noise, Ling Ying followed Gu Xun'er's orders and hung him from a tree with a rope.

Soon, hoarse sobs mixed with crying could be heard outside.

Gu Xun'er, in her bedroom, also heard Xiao Yan's screams, but she did not react much. Instead, she gently patted her chubby little face.

"Don't get angry. I can't get angry. I still have a mission. I can't ruin Father's plan over this."

After muttering that, Gu Xun'er could not help lowering her head to look at the empty space between her legs.

"That damned Xiao Yan. I'll beat him every time I see him from now on. He actually dared steal my underwear. He's so young, yet he's already learned such bad habits. And I thought so highly of him."

After saying that, Gu Xun'er got out of bed, took out a pair of pure white underwear from the wardrobe nearby, and slowly put them on.

Just as Gu Xun'er was fuming over Xiao Yan stealing her underwear, a surge of information flooded into her mind.

After a moment, she processed what was in her mind.

"This little thief named Wen Xuan... so he was the one who stole my..." With a swish, her face, which had only just calmed down, instantly turned red again because of the information in her mind.

Thinking that she had wrongly accused Xiao Yan, Gu Xun'er felt a little guilty, though only for a moment.

She was about to tell Ling Ying outside to stop whipping Xiao Yan, but just as she raised her leg, a flash of white light passed before her eyes.

Gu Xun'er vanished from the spot.

At the same time, on Wen Xuan's side—

Ding! Gu Xun'er from the Doupo Plane is about to arrive in the host's plane. Please prepare yourself. 3... 2... 1.

"Wait a second... shit, Xiao Wu is still here."

Afraid of disturbing Xiao Wu, Wen Xuan prepared to get up and go outside to welcome this female lead from the Doupo Plane.

But the System gave him no room to negotiate.

As the mechanical voice in his mind finished counting down, a flash of white light appeared, landing right between Wen Xuan and Xiao Wu.

"This is bad..."

The words had barely left his mouth when a fair, tender porcelain doll of a girl lay in Wen Xuan's arms. She was Gu Xun'er, the female lead of the Doupo Plane, also known as Xiao Xun'er.

Gu Xun'er did not know what was happening. She had clearly been in her own bedroom just a second ago, yet the next moment, she had appeared in a room with a terrible environment. Still, what was beneath her was soft and warm, and something like a stick was pressing against her.

Coming to her senses, Gu Xun'er immediately looked around.

Then she saw the incomparably familiar childish face from the information in her mind.

"Thief! What are your hands squeezing..." Gu Xun'er saw that Wen Xuan, the little brat who had stolen her underwear, had actually placed his hand on her tiny bun-like chest.

And he shamelessly squeezed it a few times.

"Ahem... you crashed into me yourself, so don't blame me, okay? Besides... yours isn't even as big as my hand. I prefer bigger ones."

As he spoke, Wen Xuan squeezed again.

"Ah..."

Wen Xuan had taken advantage of her again, and he had even pinched that tender little pink point. Gu Xun'er immediately greeted Wen Xuan's face with her hand.

Smack!

"You bastard! You dared squeeze it? You're courting death!"

The sound of the slap was especially startling in the already quiet night, waking Xiao Wu, who had been sleeping beside them.

"Mom... I don't want to leave you."

A tear slid down from the corner of Xiao Wu's eye. She had dreamed of her mother, of the day Bibi Dong hunted her down.

Xiao Wu had wanted to stop it, only to be awakened by the loud sound.

Opening her eyes, she looked ahead.

"Eh!"

"Xiao Xuan! Why are you wearing a girl's dress? Did you secretly put on Big Sister's..." Xiao Wu was about to continue when she saw the Xiao Xuan she had been thinking about climb out from beneath the bed.

The moonlight happened to shine upon Wen Xuan's little face.

When Xiao Wu saw the large red handprint on Wen Xuan's face, she was so distressed that she did not even care who had been wearing the dress earlier.

"Xiao Xuan, what happened to you? Was I... restless in my sleep?"

"Optimization" and "Degradation"

Xiao Wu looked painfully at the slap mark on Wen Xuan's face.

Wen Xuan covered his cheek, enduring the pain as he rubbed Xiao Wu's rabbit ears.

"It's fine. Just a small injury."

"How is that a small injury? It's obviously a serious injury."