Compared to White Zetsu and Black Zetsu, who were constantly running around Sunagakure and Konoha, Uchiha Madara had a far easier life.
His legs were not very nimble, and he was getting on in years. If he went all the way to Sunagakure and then ran back, he might die on the road.
So Madara looked toward Uchiha Asuka's house and began another day of thinking.
Meanwhile.
In a forest somewhere outside Konoha.
A white head suddenly emerged from the ground. It looked left and right, then turned toward Black Zetsu, who was spacing out nearby, and said in a low voice.
"Lord Madara will need to use the toilet in ten minutes."
Black Zetsu's eye twitched as it looked at this unserious White Zetsu.
It was not sick in the head. It had no interest whatsoever in watching someone use the toilet.
Suppressing its dissatisfaction, it looked at the spiral-faced fellow and asked.
"What have you been doing lately? Have you found anything?"
At that, Spiral Zetsu immediately perked up. It hurried to Black Zetsu's side, furtively glanced around, and lowered its voice.
"Black Zetsu! Let me tell you!
While you were gone, I took excellent care of Lord Madara.
He eats three meals a day, goes to the toilet eight times, and occasionally eats sweets like Three-Colored Dango and anko soup.
You know, even though Lord Madara is already so old and his teeth were still in decent shape, his body is old after all. He lost two teeth eating Three-Colored Dango recently.
Lord Madara stared at the teeth that fell out for a long time. I stared at the teeth that fell out for a long time too."
As it spoke, it handed the teeth to Black Zetsu, its face filled with a strangely human sense of