"Yaaah—ah—"
At that moment, Naruto and Sasuke flailed their arms wildly in their drunken dreams, then tightly embraced each other.
"Smooch!"
"!!!"
Itachi Uchiha's face turned green as he glared at Naruto with a murderous look.
His most beloved little brother had actually been...!!!
"Seriously, Kushina, that brat Naruto has terrible drinking manners."
Yuu picked up the two little brats in his hands and burst into laughter at the sight before him.
"..."
Kushina and Minato's faces turned green as well.
Wasn't he the one who had caused this situation?!
And wasn't it a bit much to use the term "drinking manners" on babies who were only a few days old?!
"Yuu, separate the two of them. I'll examine their bodies."
Tsunade's mouth twitched as she looked at the scene. With a helpless expression, she walked over to Yuu and reached out to pull Naruto and Sasuke apart.
"Smooch! Smooch!"
"They're holding on pretty tightly."
With dark lines across her face, Tsunade forcibly separated them.
Beside her, Itachi Uchiha's eyes had turned terrifyingly red. He looked as though he wanted to fight the brat who had dared lay hands on his little brother to the death.
"Don't worry. There's nothing wrong with them."
Tsunade held Naruto and Sasuke by the scruffs of their clothes, examined them, and smiled.
"Phew—"
Minato, Kushina, Uchiha Mikoto, and Itachi Uchiha all let out sighs of relief.
"White-haired bastard, when the time comes, call the snake user over and train these two brats properly."
Yuu looked at Jiraiya nearby as he spoke.
"Me? And Orochimaru?"
Jiraiya froze, pointing at himself in disbelief.
Wasn't Yuu supposed to train Naruto and Sasuke himself? How had he and Orochimaru gotten dragged into this again?
"If I tell you to teach them, then teach them. Why are you talking