Were I Not Married to Liu Erlong

On the street

"The 27th round of matches is about to end. Today is the last match, and Shrek Academy will face Skywater Academy. I heard that Shrek Academy has won all 27 matches. Skywater Academy has lost three out of 27 matches."

"No way, Shrek Academy is winning all their matches in the Preliminary Competition. This has never happened in recent years."

"That's right. Shrek Academy has three Soul King, five Soul Ancestor, and the remaining three substitute players are all Soul Elder who are close to level 40. Such a team is absolutely unique in the Preliminary Competition. It seems that Shrek Academy has a good chance of bringing the championship to our empire."

"You can't say that. Have you forgotten about the Spirit Hall Academy? But then again, with the Shrek Academy so powerful, aren't the beautiful female members of the Skywater Academy doomed?"

"That's right. Skywater Academy only accepts female students, and they have to be beautiful. Just thinking about seeing those beauties get beaten up makes me feel terrible."

On the street, people were talking excitedly about today's match between the Skywater Academy and Shrek Academy.

Walking down the street, a person appeared like a gust of wind, suddenly appearing beside Ye Feng and patting Ye Feng on the shoulder. It was none other than Feng Xiaotian, who had a crush on Huo Wu.

"Brother Ye, today is the last round of the competition. Good luck to you guys!" Feng Xiaotian.

"Since you enjoy meeting us in the Finals so much, then you shouldn't lose either," Liu Erlong said.

"Oh?"

Feng Xiaotian glanced at Ye Feng. As a man, he couldn't help but admire Ye Feng for actually taming Liu Erlong, this "Mother Dragon." He said in a slightly sarcastic tone, "So, your Shrek Academy's goal... is the championship?"

"Isn't Godwind Academy?" Liu Erlong asked.

"Of course not, who wants to go head-to-head with those guys from the Spirit Hall? Anyway, we're all praying we don't run into them too soon. I'm off."

After saying this, Feng Xiaotian left with his teammates.

Looking at Feng Xiaotian's retreating figure, Liu Erlong asked in confusion, "Why does Feng Xiaotian come to see us before every match?"

"Didn't he say before that we shouldn't be defeated by other academies too early, otherwise Sister Huo Wu would have to marry someone else? It can be inferred that Huo Wu made a promise to Feng Xiaotian: if Feng Xiaotian can defeat us, or me, then Huo Wu will agree to marry Feng Xiaotian."

"Huh? Using marriage as a gamble?" Liu Erlong looked at Ye Feng with a dumbfounded expression.

"Mm." Ye Feng nodded.

"Ye Feng, tell me honestly, have you been philandering again?"

"What, you want to teach me how to be a person?"

Liu Erlong's expression hardened, and he quickly began to explain.

"Ye Feng, you've misunderstood me. I'm asking you, do you have a Huo Wu on the Blazing Academy?"

"I wouldn't say I like her. As for Huo Wu, I have to admit, she's fiery, like a chili pepper, and very unique. Besides, she's the beauty that Feng Xiaotian is infatuated with. If a man could win her over, he would feel very superior."

"Oh? So... you like another girlfriend?"

"Um?"

"Ye Feng, you... you actually have a thing for married women?"

"Men love to conquer. Especially women. Nothing tastes better than dumplings, nothing's more fun than your sister-in-law. That's the point."

Ye Feng chuckled mischievously, revealing his true feelings without any hesitation. As a man, especially one who had the potential to shape the future of the Douluo Continent, Ye Feng would never allow himself to suffer.

Liu Erlong stood there, stunned, upon hearing Ye Feng's words.

"Er Long, are you unhappy?"

Why do you say that?

"I have a thing for married women. Because of me, you will have many, many sisters in the future."

Liu Erlong smiled sweetly.

"Ye Feng, you're very capable. I knew what kind of person you were when you asked me to serve you with my mouth. Besides, my best friends have always said that for men, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a stolen affair, and a stolen affair is not as good as one that they can't have. It's all about seeking thrills. If I wanted you to have only me as your woman for the rest of your life, would you listen to me?"

"Won't."

"That's it. Since you won't listen to me, I've prepared for the worst. As long as you have me in your heart, I'll be content. But, I hope I can make a small request."

What are the requirements?

"I won't interfere with your affairs outside. But any woman you bring home must be with my consent. If I feel that she is not of good character, you must give her a proper status. If you continue to play around with her outside, I will not interfere either. Even if she is a prostitute, as long as she is of good character, I will agree to let you give her a proper status."

Liu Erlong spoke in a very serious tone, revealing his true feelings.

Liu Erlong's mother was a prostitute, and it was for this reason that the elders of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan prevented her father, Yu Luomian, from giving her mother a proper status. Liu Erlong was also forced to take the surname Liu for this reason.

Because of her mother, Liu Erlong had no prejudice against women of the night.

"Er Long, you are so good. If I didn't have my wife Liu Erlong, my life would be like an endless night."

Ye Feng was extremely excited and held Liu Erlong's hand tightly.

"Ye Feng, do you want to sneak a bite?"

"Stealing food? I don't need the money."

"What are you thinking? I'm talking about eating fish! That kind of thing."

In which aspect?

"That's the one."

"You mean... that?"

"Mm." Liu Erlong nodded.

"What the heck, Er Long, you're not serious, are you? You actually want me to go steal some food?" Ye Feng looked at Liu Erlong with surprise. He couldn't believe that Liu Erlong would actually take him to steal some food.

"Of course I'm serious. I also want you to do her a favor." Liu Erlong's expression was serious, not like he was joking.

"Help? How does cheating have to do with helping?" Ye Feng stared at Liu Erlong with a puzzled look. Cheating, in this context, meant playing around with women.

Is playing around with women related to helping others?

Ye Feng was quite puzzled.

"I have a close friend who is the legal wife of a marquis. She's Marquis' Wife, and her status is tied to her son. Unfortunately, she's been married for over ten years and still has no children. She and her husband have tried many methods, but nothing has worked. Her husband also has a younger brother with four sons. Her husband has also taken eight concubines, but none of them have had any children. She confided in me, suspecting it's her husband's problem. But the royal family says it's a curse on women like them."

Listening to Liu Erlong's explanation, Ye Feng understood. He asked, "So, you want to have a child with someone else?"

... PS: On the second day of the Lunar New Year, I recommend a great book: * Douluo: Starting with the Dragon God Nine Tests *.