Douluo: I'm Really Not Strong!
Chapter 10

The Angel God's Man!

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"Big Brother, you're not joking with me, are you?" The more dreamlike it sounded, the harder Xue Mingtong found it to believe as he stared at Su Xian.

That was the supreme Imperial Throne!

Countless people had fought until their heads were bloodied, even to the death, for that power!

As the First Prince and the most likely heir to the throne, you were suddenly telling me you didn't want to become emperor?

Was this a joke?!

If Second Brother Xue Wuji had said it, he might have believed him. After all, he was passionate about fighting and sparring and had always stayed out of power struggles.

But coming from you...

You were Imperial Father's most favored successor, the Prince with the most supporters, the greatest prestige in Heaven Dou City, and the most power. He absolutely did not believe it.

"Who the hell is joking with you? If I had that kind of free time, wouldn't I go home and take care of your Imperial Sister-in-law?" Su Xian snapped irritably.

Damn it!

This was his sincere heartfelt truth. Couldn't they at least cooperate a little?

For example...

Swear in front of him that they would make becoming emperor their goal or something?

But instead... they were doubting his sincerity. Was Big Brother the kind of person who would screw over his little brothers?!

"Imperial Sister-in-law?!"

The moment they heard that word, Xue Wuji and the other's attention immediately shifted.

Even Xue Mingtong stopped thinking about the Imperial Throne and simply stared at Su Xian in stunned disbelief.

Big Brother!

You were only fourteen!

You didn't even have a girlfriend. Where had a wife come from?

Wasn't that taking bragging a little too far?!

Besides...

Without an imperial decree from Imperial Father announcing it to the world, how could you possibly marry?

"Oh! I forgot to tell you. Your Big Brother has taken a liking to a girl, and the old man has already issued a decree. We'll marry once we come of age," Su Xian explained.

"How did we not hear anything about this?"

Xue Wuji was utterly confused. How had an Imperial Sister-in-law suddenly appeared out of nowhere?

"Big Brother, does the Empress Dowager know about this?" Xue Mingtong quietly reminded him.

"You don't need to worry about that. Let's continue with what we were discussing."

Su Xian hurriedly waved his hand. This had to be settled today; he could not let these two idiots slip away.

"No, no, no! Big Brother, tell us about Imperial Sister-in-law first!"

"I wonder which noble family's young lady she is, to make Big Brother like her so much."

Xue Wuji quickly waved his hand, his eyes blazing with gossip.

Was this the time to discuss some trivial nonsense like the Imperial Throne? Could they show a little professionalism?!

"Exactly. Big Brother, you should introduce Imperial Sister-in-law to us."

Xue Mingtong did not want to dwell on the matter of the Imperial Throne either. Su Xian's forceful refusal had made him wary.

His instincts told him there had to be a trap waiting for him. One wrong step, and he might fall into a bottomless abyss.

He did have ambitions for the throne, but he was not stupid. Trying to trick me? No chance!

"Why bring up Imperial Sister-in-law? Why bring her up? Is that any of your damn business?!"

Seeing the two of them messing around, Su Xian was furious and no longer wanted to waste time chatting with them.

Pointing at Xue Mingtong, Su Xian threatened viciously, "If you dare say you won't become emperor, or that you can't become emperor, I'll break your legs!"

Xue Mingtong: ...

Damn it!

This was forcing a good man into prostitution!

Was that something he could decide? It wasn't like being forced into a position!

"Uh... Big Brother, aren't you going to ask whether I want to be a Prince?"

Feeling like his presence was far too low, as though he had no part in this at all, Xue Wuji could not help speaking up.

"You?"

Su Xian gave him a disdainful glance, his face full of mockery. "Can you outplay Third Brother?"

"If you want to compete with Third Brother to become emperor, then unless you break through to Titled Douluo, otherwise... hehe... you won't even know how he kills you."

Having said that, Su Xian ignored the two idiots and left.

Xue Wuji: ...

Fuck!

Was I really that bad?!

Do you really look down on me that much?!

Watching Su Xian leave with fire in his eyes, Xue Wuji then turned his gaze to Xue Mingtong.

"Third Brother, Second Brother's hands have been itching lately. How about you spar with me?"

Rubbing his fists, Xue Wuji smiled broadly. If not for his gritted teeth, the bulging veins in his arms, and the murderous chill in his eyes, he might actually have looked quite friendly.

Damn it!

I might not be smarter than you, but my fists can definitely beat you!

If I don't give you some proper brotherly affection while your wings have yet to grow and you have yet to seize great power, I won't get another chance later.

Hehehe... your Second Brother will always be your Second Brother!

"Second Brother, you must be joking. How could I possibly be your match?"

Seeing Xue Wuji's fierce expression, Xue Mingtong's heart jolted. As he spoke, he prepared to leave, only for Xue Wuji to grab him directly.

"Third Brother, why are you in such a hurry to leave? Win or lose, we're brothers. Don't take it too seriously!"

Xue Mingtong: ...

I'm the one getting beaten up! How can I not take it seriously?!

"Fuck! You're actually attacking?!" Xue Mingtong dodged, instantly furious.

"I never lie. Don't say I'm bullying you—I'll give you three moves."

"Fine! Since you say so, then I won't hold back."

"Come on!"

"Imperial Father, why are you here?!" Xue Mingtong's expression changed dramatically.

"Cough, cough... Imperial Father... huh?"

Xue Wuji halted his movements and hurriedly tried to explain, only to turn around and discover that Xue Ye was nowhere to be seen.

Damn it!

I've been tricked!!

"Second Brother, I'll head back to my residence first. Another day, we'll boil wine and spar."

With that, Xue Mingtong drove his carriage away in a cloud of dust.

Xue Wuji: ...

You cowardly bastard, ptu!

After leaving the Imperial Palace, Su Xian headed straight for his residence, his face glowing with joy and his smile overflowing.

From today onward, he was a man with a wife.

Although his wife did not have pure intentions and might even be thinking of how to replace him right now, what did that matter?

What kind of love was love without challenges? He liked facing difficulties head-on.

Besides, his wife was not only beautiful but also had a powerful background and extraordinary potential...

Being able to marry her was a blessing earned over eight lifetimes. Others would not even have time to envy him.

Though forcing her to make a choice had been somewhat despicable, from the moment she agreed, her entire life had already been destined...

She was Su Xian's woman!

From today onward, and even billions of years from now, she would be!

"I will definitely give you happiness and never let you suffer even the slightest harm!"

His gaze as firm as iron, Su Xian silently swore that he would never allow her tragedy to happen again.

Although Qian Renxue did not like him now, he firmly believed that one day, he would make her understand...

Besides Spirit Hall, there would be another person's shadow in her heart—one she could not cast away or replace, her one and only true love.

Oh, hahaha!

He, Su Xian, was destined to become the Angel God's man!

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