Douluo: I'm Really Not Strong!
Chapter 26

Do They Have No Shame?

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Not afraid of godlike opponents, only afraid of pig-like teammates!

Only now did Su Xian finally understand the meaning of those words.

Having those two help in the kitchen was practically a test of his heart's endurance!

After kicking the two of them out, Su Xian continued working. There were already six dishes anyway, so he only needed to make two more.

In the rear courtyard.

"Mother, you have to stand up for us! Big Brother bullied us."

Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong were covered in grime, with footprints still on their chests. Looking utterly bedraggled, they tearfully complained to Nan Gongling.

Nan Gongling's expression remained unchanged as she waved a hand. "You two should go wash up."

(⊙o⊙) What?

Go wash up?

Was this the time to wash up? They had been bullied! Could she not show even a little sympathy?

"Mother, Big Brother not only threatened us into helping him cook, he even kicked us! You have to stand up for us!"

The two were resolute. This time, they had to get justice, or how would they ever hold their heads high again?

As Princes, they had been beaten and did not even dare let out a peep. How were they supposed to get by in Heaven Dou City from now on?

They could lose face, but they absolutely could not be disgraced!

Seeing Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong complaining, Qian Renxue's heart tightened. Before she could plead on their behalf, Nan Gongling suddenly spoke.

"Qinghe, what do you think about this?" Nan Gongling asked curiously, looking toward the kitchen.

Whoosh!

The moment those words were spoken, Yang Consort and Qian Renxue immediately looked over. Even Xue Ke widened her eyes.

But why could she not see Big Brother?! Xue Ke was thoroughly confused.

A chilly gust swept over them from behind, and Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong both shuddered. The anger on their faces visibly transformed into excited delight.

"Mother, Big Brother's cooking smells especially wonderful. We both saw it just now."

"Yes, yes! By helping Big Brother in the kitchen, we learned a great deal. We should learn more from Big Brother."

"..."

Without turning around, the two sang each other's praises and immediately began lavishly praising Su Xian, their hearts utterly sincere.

They were brothers. How could they possibly tattletale behind his back?!

They simply could not do something like that!

Even if others had objections, they would never let them off!

Seeing how quickly Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong had changed their tune, Yang Consort and Qian Renxue were dumbfounded. Were these two fooling around?!

"Your Majesty, His Highness said the dishes are ready and everyone may proceed to the main hall for the meal," Qin Yao said with a bow.

(⊙o⊙) What?

A woman!?

Upon hearing that, Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong froze. When they turned around, it felt as though ten thousand Grass Mud Horses were galloping through their hearts.

Fuck! It was not Big Brother!!

Seeing the teasing smiles on Nan Gongling and the others' faces, the two wished they could crawl into a crack in the ground. This was fucking humiliating!

"Mother..."

The two looked at Nan Gongling with tears in their eyes. They had never expected her to set them up. Was this something a mother should do?!

"Do you have any other issues? Or should I call Qinghe over to have a chat with you?" Nan Gongling teased.

She had seen their embarrassing behavior in the kitchen crystal clear and was ashamed on their behalf!

Though she could not cook either, as her sons, their inability to cook made it seem as though she had failed to teach them properly!

Look at their Big Brother. They were all Princes, so why was there such a huge difference between them?!

"No need, no need."

At that, Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong immediately shook their heads and waved their hands. They did not want to provoke Su Xian any further.

Their Big Brother now was more like a powder keg. Whoever lit him up would get blown up. They could not afford to offend him!

"Alright, then let us go to the main hall together and see what food your Big Brother has prepared."

With that, Nan Gongling took Qian Renxue's hand and left. Yang Consort soon followed with Xue Ke, leaving behind only the two desolate figures.

The main hall was filled with fragrant aromas, and the maids nearby could not stop swallowing.

Su Xian looked at the seven dishes and one soup on the table, then nodded in satisfaction.

With skills like these, not opening a restaurant would be a waste of talent!!

"That's right, I can promote cuisine!"

Suddenly, Su Xian's eyes lit up, as though he could see a broad road opening before him.

With how delicious these foods were, he would not have to worry about customers. He could completely set up a food district in Entertainment City!

"Big Brother, what food did you prepare for Ke Er?"

Just as Su Xian was pondering this, Xue Ke came happily running over. Her adorable little face was full of excitement, and she looked even more entranced after catching that fragrance.

Ruffling her little head, Su Xian picked Xue Ke up and carried her to the table. "Look, there's your favorite chicken drumstick."

As he spoke, Su Xian picked up a chicken drumstick and handed it to Xue Ke.

"Mother said Ke Er cannot eat first."

Xue Ke hurriedly shook her head, but her eyes remained fixed on the chicken drumstick. Her little mouth moved as she drooled with craving.

"Don't worry. With Big Brother here, it's fine."

Su Xian paid no heed to such royal etiquette and directly stuffed the chicken drumstick into Xue Ke's hand.

"This chicken drumstick smells so good! It tastes so good too!"

Xue Ke hesitated twice, but in the end, she could not resist. Opening her little mouth, she began eating, her eyes shining with delight.

At that moment, Nan Gongling and the others arrived. Seeing Xue Ke eating a chicken drumstick, Yang Consort's expression immediately darkened. "Ke Er, your eldest mother has not even spoken yet. Why are you eating first again?"

"Aunt Xue, I was the one who told her to eat. Please do not blame her," Su Xian hurriedly said.

"Alright, everyone sit down and taste Qinghe's cooking."

Nan Gongling did not care about such trivial matters. She waved them over, then took her seat at the head of the table.

Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong glanced at Su Xian sheepishly before sitting down at the very end.

"This chicken seems somewhat similar to the fish we had last time. It is also that... steamed one, right?"

Knowing no one would start eating before she did, Nan Gongling picked up a piece of chicken and asked with great curiosity.

"It is indeed steamed. It keeps the meat tender and succulent. Aunt Xue, you should try some too."

As he spoke, Su Xian also served Aunt Xue a piece of chicken. They were elders, so the proper courtesies could not be neglected.

"The flavor really is fresh and delicious. No wonder Wuji and the others cared so much. Coming to Qinghe's residence this time has truly been a treat."

The instant she took a bite, the broth spread through her mouth. The chicken was as tender as a peeled egg. Yang Consort's eyes lit up, and she could not help praising it.

Su Xian smiled without replying, allowing Yang Consort to continue looking after Xue Ke while he took care of his own wife.

As for Xue Wuji and Xue Mingtong, they were men of few words and ruthless action, focusing solely on eating as though nothing could disturb them.

"Hahaha... I was wondering why the Empress was not in the inner palace. So she came to Qinghe Residence."

Suddenly, a deep and resounding voice rang out. Xue Ye entered with a broad smile on his face.

Everyone:...

A freeloader might be late, but he would never be absent!

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