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"Brother! Please, take her away! I'll never play the hero saving a beauty again, boohoo..."

Unfortunately, no matter what, the shop clerk could not hear him.

Damn!

Su Xian felt like his mood had hit rock bottom.

It was like...

After finally buying a house and entering the bridal chamber, she told you she was a man. Other than being utterly fucked over, Su Xian had no other feelings at the moment.

Boohoohoo~

Why was my mouth so damn loose? So loose that I wanted to slap myself twice!

Why was my heart so damn soft? Great, now it had been softened into mush!

Thinking about how he had foolishly played the hero and saved the beauty just now, happily believing he had gained a maid, Su Xian truly wanted to slap himself to death.

Right!

He would save Qian Renxue, make her his maid, and once she had thoroughly figured him out, she would mercifully send him off to the Western Paradise...

He was walking farther and farther down the path of courting death!

Ruthless and merciless, destroying a flower with vicious hands? Su Xian did not think he could do that.

No choice!

If Qian Renxue died right at the start, wouldn't the author immediately make him a eunuch? He absolutely could not do something as suicidal as that!

"My name is Xue Er. Is there a problem?"

Seeing Su Xian's ever-changing expression and complete lack of a prince's bearing, Qian Renxue could not help feeling puzzled. Still, she maintained an innocent look on the surface and replied timidly.

Was there a problem?

The problem was huge!!

It seemed that, for now, he could only avoid taking Qian Renxue in as a maid.

His gaze hardened as Su Xian immediately made up his mind. Keeping a ticking time bomb by his side was far too dangerous.

In the original story, the Second Prince and Third Prince had died under strange circumstances, and even Xue Ye had been poisoned to death. Su Xian did not want to repeat their mistakes.

"You said just now that you had nowhere to go, right?" Su Xian asked somewhat awkwardly.

"Mm." Qian Renxue nodded, her expression dimming slightly.

"I have two thousand gold coins here, enough for you to live in Heaven Dou City. Let us never meet again."

Taking a purple card from his ring, Su Xian stuffed it directly into Qian Renxue's hand and turned to leave.

"Uh..."

Looking at the gold card in her hand, Qian Renxue froze, utterly bewildered.

What the fuck!

Hadn't he agreed to take her in as a maid? How could he go back on his word?

Thud, thud, thud!

Watching Su Xian leave, Qian Renxue immediately panicked. If she missed this chance, the next one would be much harder to come by.

She hurriedly chased after him, grabbed his thigh, and said mournfully:

"This servant is not an ungrateful person. Since I have received Young Master's kindness, I should naturally serve as your maid to repay you."

"If Young Master finds me unsuitable, then I would rather die than continue living in this world. There is no one left in my family anyway."

Her face was haggard, and tears began rolling down her cheeks as she spoke. Her hopeless, pitiful appearance was truly lifelike.

Su Xian: ...

Oscar, you really owe her a little golden statuette!

Watching Qian Renxue's exquisite acting, Su Xian really wanted to applaud her, but...

"Life is unsatisfying eight or nine times out of ten. Why are you always talking about dying? There are still so many sights in this world that you have never seen. Isn't it good to be alive?"

Su Xian was utterly helpless and could only patiently try to comfort her, while inwardly cursing.

I'm the fucking victim here!

And now I was comforting my enemy. Was there anything more fucked up in the world?

"Even a kind-hearted person like Young Master doesn't want me. What meaning is there in living?"

Qian Renxue stared blankly at Su Xian, letting her tears fall as she looked utterly despondent.

"Are you serious?" Su Xian's expression darkened.

"Mm!" Qian Renxue nodded resolutely.

Clang!

A sharp metallic sound rang out as a dagger fell to the ground, its silver blade gleaming with a cold, sinister light...

"Since you feel that you do not want to live alone, then you should go reunite with your parents."

"Perhaps in another place, you will be able to live better. I wish you well!"

"Take it. This is the only thing I can do for you!"

Considerately picking up the dagger from the ground, Su Xian placed it in Qian Renxue's hand. His expression was sorrowful and helpless.

Looking at the dagger in her hand, Qian Renxue was stunned. She stared at Su Xian in utter disbelief.

What the fuck!

I threatened to kill myself, and you actually fucking handed me a dagger?!

Big Brother!

I'm a miserable orphan with a tragic background right now! Do you have even a shred of humanity?!

Didn't they say the First Prince was kindhearted and generous toward others?!

Fake! It had to be fake!

As though waking from a dream, Qian Renxue stared dazedly at the dagger in her hand, the helplessness on her face plain to see.

Damn it!

Should I kill myself or not?

Waiting online, urgent!!

Whoosh!

Thinking of her mission, Qian Renxue gritted her teeth, steeled her heart, and drove the dagger straight toward her abdomen.

Fuck!

Seeing how ruthless Qian Renxue was, Su Xian was startled as well and immediately stopped her.

The corners of Qian Renxue's lips curled up slightly, and an indescribable gleam flashed through her eyes before she returned to normal.

She raised her head and looked at Su Xian with her watery eyes. The lingering tears sparkled brightly, while her pitiful smile was filled with hope.

"You win. You can stay." Su Xian sighed helplessly.

A ruthless woman!

She was really fucking ruthless!

Especially with that determination—to kill me, no less!

I'm touched, really, boohoohoo~

I'm so touched!

"Don't rush to thank me. If you want me to take you in, I have conditions!"

Seeing Qian Renxue smile, Su Xian felt even more uncomfortable.

We're both veterans of the jianghu. When it comes to schemes, I'm ancestor-level!

Now it's my turn!

Hehehe...

"As long as Young Master is willing to take me in, I will agree to anything!" Qian Renxue replied gratefully.

Got her!

Su Xian's lips curled slightly as he said solemnly, "If you want me to take you in, then marry me. What do you think?"

"W-what?!"

Her mind buzzed as Qian Renxue froze stiffly. Her pupils suddenly widened as she stared blankly at the man before her.

She had not misheard him just now, had she? He actually wanted her to marry him?!

What the fuck!!

She had come here to carry out a mission, not to sacrifice her happiness!

No!

Absolutely not!!

But...

As if suddenly remembering something, Qian Renxue became somewhat hesitant.

Two years!

As long as she was given two years, she would definitely be able to thoroughly understand the man before her!

She had confidence in that!

Besides, she was only twelve years old. Marriage was still far in the future.

Moreover, Xue Qinghe was the First Prince, someone highly likely to inherit the throne. The emperor would never allow him to marry a common orphan girl.

Looking at it that way, her chances were high. She might as well agree for now.

Seeing Qian Renxue's hesitant and conflicted expression, Su Xian smiled. No matter which choice she made, it would benefit him.

Even if she wanted to kill him later, he would still bear the title of her fiancé. He wanted to see whether she could bring herself to do it.

Besides... as the saying went, affection grew with time. He refused to believe he could not win over this little girl!

Wahahaha!

Not only had I saved myself, I even got a potential wife for free. I'm really fucking talented!

No!

I had to write a novel to record this someday. I'd call it "My Nemesis Imperial Prince Consort." It would definitely be a bestseller!