The Wrong System

I transmigrated and became the younger brother of Nalan Yanran. Nalan Chaoge knew the heavy responsibility resting on his shoulders, yet he wanted to roar up at the heavens: why, oh why, was his golden finger missing? The Jia Ma Empire, the Jia Ma Holy City, the Marshal's Mansion of the Lionheart. Standing atop a flight of over a hundred stone steps, Nalan Chaoge had been there for five full minutes. "Young Master, you mustn't! If you roll down from up there, you'll be dashed to pieces! Even if you can't cultivate Dou Qi, that's no way to practice Taijutsu!" "I've made up my mind, so save your breath!" Nalan Chaoge wore an expression of absolute resolve. He was trying to imitate Master Xing's Super Invincible Wind Fire Wheel. Of course, to be completely honest, Nalan Chaoge was looking to die. Yes, he was seeking death! Damn it, he had been transmigrated for two whole years. Forget about becoming a genius like Xiao Yan; he couldn't even cultivate at all-a thorough, utter good-for-nothing. Unlike Xiao Yan, whose Dou Qi diminished after cultivating, he couldn't sense the existence of Dou Qi in the slightest. At first, Nalan Chaoge thought there might be some kind of ring or necklace on him that absorbed Dou Qi, but even when he stripped naked, he couldn't absorb the slightest trace of Dou Qi. He wanted to die! Nalan Chaoge genuinely wanted to die; he had had enough of living in the world of Battle Through the Heavens! This was the world of Battle Through the Heavens, where people shattered the heavens, split the earth, cleaved mountains, and parted seas at every turn. If he had transmigrated into the Xiao Family, it would have been fine too-he wouldn't have needed to do a thing, and in the later stages, he could simply rely on the Bloodline Power when Xiao Yan became a Dou Emperor to become invincible. The crucial point was, as everyone could see, he was Nalan Chaoge, Nalan Yanran's younger brother. He was destined to be nothing more than a stepping stone. Although the Nalan Family was currently flourishing and in its prime, Nalan Chaoge knew that in just a few years, the Nalan Family would be completely ruined. Forget it, thinking about it only brought tears. With no golden finger, no superpower, no system, and no transcendent talent, he might as well just die! "Young Master, please, you really mustn't! Old Master Nalan is already out looking for a Fifth-order Magical Beast, the Fiery Poison Seal Python, for you. I heard that as long as you eat the flesh of the Fiery Poison Seal Python and soak your body in its blood, it can open your Qi Sea and let you sense Dou Qi!" The steward said with an anxious look on his face. If Nalan Chaoge rolled down those steps right under his nose, let alone being dashed to pieces, even if he came out completely unhurt, the steward would still be in deep trouble. "It's fake, it's all fake!" Nalan Chaoge muttered to himself. Rather than living as a piece of trash and watching his family get humiliated by Xiao Yan, who possessed the protagonist halo, he would rather end it all with a single death. As fellow transmigrators, why did Xiao Yan get to have a ring while he had absolutely nothing? It wasn't fair! "Alright, I'll tell you the truth. Actually, Your Grandfather has already agreed to let you marry Princess Yaoye, and he has already entrusted someone to go into the Imperial Palace to propose marriage to that old monster Jia Xing Tian. So you don't have to throw your life away seeking death anymore, right?" The old steward sighed; there was truly nothing he could do with this young master. He was only twelve years old and not even of age yet, so why was he already thinking about taking a wife, and insisting on marrying Princess Yaoye, the apple of the imperial family's eye? "Really?" Nalan Chaoge's heart stirred, and a wave of joy washed over him. Yaoye, the princess of the Jia Ma Imperial Family. Ever since he had caught a glimpse of her when he followed Nalan Jie into the palace last time, Nalan Chaoge had never been able to forget her. "Naturally... Ah, Young Master, watch out!" "What? Holy shit!" Nalan Chaoge was too caught up in his excitement. His foot slipped, and he tumbled directly down the stone steps. Accompanied by a string of curses like holy shit, fuck, oh man... his entire body rolled down like a ball. Before he even hit the bottom, Nalan Chaoge had already passed out cold. That was fine, too. Once dead, he would probably be able to return to Earth. On Earth, even if he wasn't living the life of a master among men, he was at least a rich second-generation heir. Driving sports cars and picking up girls was still a pretty happy life! The little master of the Nalan Family had lost the will to live and tried to commit suicide. This news immediately spread like wildfire, and within just a few days, it had swept through the entire Jia Ma Holy City. Princess Yaoye, whom Nalan Chaoge had constantly yearned for, merely let out a cold snort from her nose upon hearing the news of Nalan Chaoge attempting suicide, and that was the end of it. When Nalan Jie returned from hunting the fifth-order Fiery Poison Seal Python, he hurriedly checked Nalan Chaoge's injuries. Seeing that Nalan Chaoge was still unconscious, he didn't care about anything else and immediately used the blood of the Fiery Poison Seal Python to give Nalan Chaoge a medicinal bath. For three consecutive days, Nalan Chaoge remained immersed in the blood of the fifth-order magical beast. Yet none of them noticed that as the blood came into contact with Nalan Chaoge's body, wisps of energy seeped through his skin. "Ding! Naruto System activated!" "Ding! The system is authenticating the host!" "Ding! Host authentication successful. System level is D Tier. Binding in progress..." "Ding! Host successfully bound. Reading the settings of the Dou Qi Continent!" "Ding! Dou Qi cultivation levels read successfully, Alchemy System installed... System chakra depleted, performing initialization reset!" Nalan Chaoge was unable to hear this series of notification sounds, nor could he have imagined that this unconsciousness of his would last for another two full years. "Soaking the body in the blood of a fifth-order Fiery Poison Seal Python can open the Qi Sea even for a commoner. It's just that if soul perception cannot keep up, there still won't be any great achievements. Fortunately, he can cultivate now at least!" Pill King Gu He glanced at the still-unconscious Nalan Chaoge and said. He didn't seem particularly fond of this fellow whose reputation for lust had spread throughout the entire Jia Ma Holy City. This bastard even set his sights on his own older sister, Nalan Yanran-truly, heavens punish those who are scummy themselves! Being unconscious was for the best, as it would save him from wreaking havoc among the women of the Jia Ma Holy City! "Many thanks, Master Gu. This is a stalk of Seven Illusory Clear Spirit Saliva that I accidentally obtained when I hunted that Poison Mark Python. I hope Master Gu will not disdain it!" Nalan Jie flipped his wrist, and a stalk of Seven Illusory Clear Spirit Saliva appeared in his hand. Gu He did not hesitate. He reached out, took the medicinal herb handed to him by Nalan Jie, and casually tossed it into his Na Ring. "The blood of a fifth-order magical beast contains violent energy. Even with me trying my best to neutralize it, I'm afraid Xiao Ge won't wake up anytime soon. You had better prepare yourself for the long haul!" After seeing Gu He off, Nalan Jie never expected that "anytime soon" would turn out to be two whole years! If not for the steady rise and fall of Nalan Chaoge's chest, Nalan Jie probably would have assumed Nalan Chaoge was dead. Nalan Chaoge truly had terrible luck. Not only did he transmigrate without a golden finger, but the moment he finally got a system, he ended up having his body soaked in the blood of a fifth-order magical beast, forcibly knocking him out cold for another two years. One night two years later, Nalan Chaoge suddenly snapped back to consciousness. "Hahaha, I, Nalan Chaoge, am not dead! I have finally returned to Earth... Huh? Why am I still alive? Could this still be the Dou Qi Continent?" "Wait, what is this? A system?" "A system, I finally have a system, too!" "When soaring ambitions are one day fulfilled, I dare mock Huang Chao for lacking true manhood!" "They're mine, all mine! Heavenly Flames, beauties... they are all mine!" While checking the system in his mind, Nalan Chaoge chuckled stupidly, drool pooling all over the floor! The Naruto System, or to be precise, the Naruto Ninjutsu Exchange System. Naruto? What on earth did this have to do with Naruto? Nalan Chaoge suddenly recalled a certain fact: he was currently in the world of Battle Through the Heavens, the novel written by Tian Can Tu Dou. How on earth did he end up with a system related to Naruto?