The Wrong System

He had transmigrated and become Nalan Yanran's younger brother.

Nalan Chaoge knew full well how grave his responsibility was, but he still wanted to throw back his head and roar at the sky. Where the hell was his Golden Finger?

Jia Ma Empire, Jia Ma Holy City, Marshal's Mansion of the Lionheart.

Nalan Chaoge had already been standing at the top of a flight of more than a hundred steps for five minutes.

"Young Master, you can't do this! If you roll down from here, you'll be killed! Even if you can't cultivate Dou Qi, this isn't how you train your body!"

"I've already made up my mind. Stop trying to talk me out of it!" Nalan Chaoge wore a resolute expression.

He was imitating Stephen Chow's Super Invincible Wind Fire Wheel.

Of course, to put it bluntly, Nalan Chaoge was courting death.

Yes, he was looking for death!

He had transmigrated here two damn years ago. Forget becoming a genius like Xiao Yan—he could not even cultivate. He was a complete and utter good-for-nothing.

It was not like Xiao Yan, whose Dou Qi decreased after cultivation. Nalan Chaoge simply could not sense the existence of Dou Qi at all.

At first, Nalan Chaoge had thought he might have some ring, necklace, or something else on him that absorbed Dou Qi. But even when he stripped naked, he could not absorb the slightest trace of Dou Qi.

He wanted to die!

Nalan Chaoge truly wanted to die. He had had enough of life in the world of Battle Through the Heavens!

This was the world of Battle Through the Heavens, where people casually destroyed heaven and earth, split mountains, and severed seas. If he had transmigrated into the Xiao Family, that would have been fine. He would not have needed to do anything; later on, he only had to receive the Bloodline Power from Xiao Yan becoming a Dou Emperor to become invincible.

The key was, as everyone could see, he was Nalan Chaoge, Nalan Yanran's younger brother.

He was destined to be nothing more than a stepping stone.

The Nalan Family might be flourishing right now, but Nalan Chaoge knew that in a few years, the Nalan Family would be finished.

Forget it. Saying more would only bring tears. No Golden Finger, no superpowers, no system, no peerless talent. He might as well die!

"Young Master, you absolutely must not! Old Master Nalan is already searching for a Fifth-order Magical Beast, the Fiery Poison Seal Python. They say that if you eat its flesh and soak your body in its blood, you can open your Qi Sea and sense Dou Qi!" The butler looked anxious.

If Nalan Chaoge rolled down those steps under his watch, forget being killed by the fall—even if nothing happened to him, the butler would still be in deep trouble.

"Fake. It's all fake!" Nalan Chaoge muttered to himself.

Rather than remain a good-for-nothing and watch his family be humiliated by Xiao Yan, the protagonist blessed by fate, he might as well die.

They were both transmigrators, so why could Xiao Yan have a ring while he had nothing? It was unfair!

"Fine, I'll tell you the truth. Your grandfather has actually agreed to let you marry Princess Yaoye. He has already asked someone to enter the palace and propose to that old monster Jia Xing Tian for you. Now you can stop trying to kill yourself, right?" The old butler sighed. He truly had no idea what to do with this young master.

He was only twelve and had not even come of age yet. Why was he already thinking about marrying a wife? And he insisted on marrying Yaoye, the precious jewel of the Jia Ma Imperial Family.

"Really?" Nalan Chaoge's heart stirred, and he could not help feeling delighted.

Yaoye, princess of the Jia Ma Imperial Family.

Ever since he had followed Nalan Jie into the palace and met her once, Nalan Chaoge had never been able to forget her.

"Of course... Ah, Young Master, watch out!"

"Huh? Fuck!"

Nalan Chaoge had been so caught up in his excitement that his foot slipped, and he rolled straight down the steps.

Amid a string of cries like "Damn," "Fuck," and "What the hell," his whole body rolled like a ball.

Before he even hit the ground, Nalan Chaoge had already passed out.

That was fine too. If he died, he could return to Earth, right? Back on Earth, even if he had not lived like royalty, he had at least been a rich second-generation heir. His days of driving sports cars and picking up girls had been pretty happy!

News that the Nalan Family's young master had tried to kill himself because he could not handle things quickly spread throughout Jia Ma Holy City in just a few days.

When Princess Yaoye, whom Nalan Chaoge had always been obsessed with, heard that he had tried to kill himself, she merely snorted through her nose and said nothing further.

When Nalan Jie returned after hunting a Fifth Rank Fiery Poison Seal Python, he hurriedly checked Nalan Chaoge's injuries. Seeing that Nalan Chaoge was still unconscious, he could not be bothered with anything else and directly used the python's blood to bathe him.

For three consecutive days, Nalan Chaoge remained immersed in the blood of the Fifth-order Magical Beast.

Yet no one noticed that when the blood touched Nalan Chaoge's body, strands of energy seeped through his skin.

"Ding! Naruto System activated!"

"Ding! The system is identifying the host!"

"Ding! Host identification successful. System level: D-rank. Binding in progress..."

"Ding! Host binding successful. Reading Dou Qi Continent settings!"

"Ding! Dou Qi cultivation rank data loaded. Alchemy System installed... System Chakra depleted. Initialization reset in progress!"

Nalan Chaoge could not hear that series of notifications. Nor did he expect that this bout of unconsciousness would last another two years.

"Soaking the body in the blood of a Fifth Rank Fiery Poison Seal Python can open the Qi Sea even for a commoner. However, if one's soul perception cannot keep up, there still will not be much achievement. Fortunately, he can cultivate now," Pill King Gu He said as he glanced at the still-unconscious Nalan Chaoge.

He did not seem particularly fond of this fellow whose lecherous reputation had spread throughout Jia Ma Holy City. This guy had even laid hands on his own sister, Nalan Yanran. Truly, the wicked brought ruin upon themselves!

It was better that he was unconscious. At least he would not plague the women of Jiamar Holy City!

"Thank you, Master Gu. This is a Seven Illusory Clear Spirit Saliva, which I happened to obtain while hunting that Poison Mark Python. I hope Master Gu will not find it beneath him!" With a flick of his wrist, Nalan Jie produced a Seven Illusory Clear Spirit Saliva in his hand.

Gu He did not hesitate. He accepted the medicinal herb Nalan Jie offered him and casually placed it into his Na Ring.

"The blood of a Fifth-order Magical Beast contains violent power. Even with my best efforts to neutralize it, I fear Xiao Ge will not wake anytime soon. You should prepare for the long term."

After seeing Gu He off, Nalan Jie had never expected that "not anytime soon" would turn into two years!

If not for Nalan Chaoge's still-rising and falling chest, Nalan Jie might have believed that he was dead.

Nalan Chaoge truly was unlucky.

Not only had he transmigrated without a Golden Finger, but after finally obtaining a system, his body had been soaked in the blood of a Fifth-order Magical Beast, forcing him into unconsciousness for another two years.

One night, two years later, Nalan Chaoge suddenly woke up.

"Hahaha, I, Nalan Chaoge, didn't die! I've finally returned to Earth... Huh? Why am I still alive? Could I still be on the Dou Qi Continent?"

"But what is this? A system?"

"System! I finally have a system too!"

"If one day I achieve my lofty ambitions, I'll dare laugh that Huang Chao was no real man!"

"They're mine, all mine! Heavenly Flames, beauties... they'll all be mine!"

As Nalan Chaoge inspected the system in his mind, he chuckled foolishly, drool spilling all over the floor!

The Naruto System—more precisely, it should have been called the Naruto Ninjutsu Exchange System.

Naruto?

What the hell did Naruto have to do with anything?

Nalan Chaoge suddenly remembered something. He was in the world of Battle Through the Heavens, inside that novel written by Tian Can Tu Dou.

Why had he obtained a system related to Naruto?