Type-Moon: The Problem Child from Honkai
Chapter 1

Problem Child from Honkai in Type-Moon

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By Fu Yuan, the Problem Child from Honkai in Type-Moon. Author: Iron-Blooded Commander.

Thanks for the invite. I'm in Type-Moon and have a chat group.

"If that's the case, Fu Yuan, an S-rank Valkyrie from Schicksal, will follow your command."

"Schicksal?" Kiritsugu Emiya began to ponder.

"S-rank!" Illya's small mouth widened.

"Female?" Irisviel seemed to have discovered a new continent.

"He's a boy!" Fu Yuan said with a helpless expression.

Fourth Holy Grail War (Complete) - Brief Transition (Complete) - Fifth Holy Grail War (Preparing)

First Arrival, Fu Yuan's Fourth Holy Grail War

Chapter 1: The Holy Grail War

"I declare."

"Your body is under me, and my destiny is on your sword."

'...Is that a human voice?'

"If you will obey the Holy Grail's will, obey this principle, then respond to me."

'So humans won in the end!'

"I hereby swear."

'Kiana, you big dummy!'

"I am the one who has achieved all goodness in the world, and I am the one who conveys all malice in the world."

'Big Sister, are you still here?' 'Mm.'

"Bind your three great incantations with seven days, and come forth from the Wheel of Inhibition, Guardian of the Scales!"

In a solemn, grand cathedral, a middle-aged man stood before a magic circle that was clearly not drawn with much effort, solemnly reciting the summoning incantation.

Beside him, a beautiful white-haired woman watched him nervously, occasionally glancing at the incredibly ornate scabbard.

They had already prepared themselves mentally countless times for the incredible event of summoning a Heroic Spirit. After all, with that sword sheath present, it was unlikely any accidents would occur.

Just as they expected, the magic circle began to shine with golden light, and at the same time, a powerful surge of magic suddenly appeared within it. As the golden light faded, a petite figure suddenly appeared within the circle.

A height of over 1.5 meters, shoulder-length white hair, and tattered clothes.

Kiritsugu Emiya: ???

Irisviel: So cute!

The petite figure within the magic circle slowly opened its eyes. Looking at the unfamiliar environment and the unexpected figures before him, a hint of confusion flickered in his eyes.

'Not Otto or Kevin, the 'lame ducks'? Did they not survive The End? And who are these two in front of me?'

'Big Sister, are you there?'

Not hearing the expected reply, Fu Yuan suddenly became nervous. He checked the Stigmata space on his body again and then relaxed. Afterward, he looked at the two people in front of him and began to ponder his current predicament.

"Saber, I am your Master."

Fu Yuan: ?!!!

Suddenly hearing such explosive words, even with Fu Yuan's personality, he was momentarily stunned.

"Um, what did you just say?" Fu Yuan asked the middle-aged man, who looked very much like a time management master, with some confusion.

Kiritsugu Emiya frowned, feeling that things were not simple, and repeated it very seriously.

"Saber, I am your Master."

Hearing such explosive words, Fu Yuan felt that things were not simple. Had he encountered a pervert? However, to avoid misunderstanding the good person, Fu Yuan still asked cautiously, his tone a little weak.

"Um, is this some kind of weird cosplay?"

"Cosplay? What is that?" However, this time the middle-aged man, who looked like a pervert, didn't reply. Instead, the young and beautiful white-haired woman beside him suddenly asked with some confusion.

Fu Yuan just looked at the two of them awkwardly, unsure whether to answer. At the same time, Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel also looked at him awkwardly, unsure how to speak.

Suddenly, Fu Yuan felt a sense of being spied upon from the middle-aged man, who appeared to be a pervert, as if his whole body had been seen through.

[True Name]: Fu Yuan [Class]: Saber [Gender]: Male [Alignment]: Lawful Neutral [Height/Weight]: 158cm / 43kg

[Strength]: B

[Endurance]: A

[Agility]: A

[Magic]: C~EX

[Noble Phantasm]: EX

[Luck]: ?

Upon seeing this excellent status screen, and attributes that aligned perfectly with his own views (Lawful Neutral), Kiritsugu Emiya suddenly felt a wave of relief. As long as he wasn't just some ordinary person, the lessons from the Third Holy Grail War were still fresh in his mind.

What! You're talking about King Arthur! What is that, does some high-level figure like that have any similarity to me? Kiritsugu Emiya was quite self-aware of whether his personality was likable or not.

Although the guy in front of him seemed a bit unusual too, it was still better than that legend who always adhered to the path of a knight, right? Probably?

"Saber, in this Holy Grail War, we should have a common goal. Therefore, I hope you will cooperate with my actions as much as possible!"

Is this late-stage chuunibyou? Holy Grail War? I...! Holy Grail War! Kiritsugu Emiya! Irisviel! Saber! Summoning circle!

As if his memories were reviving, the memories buried deep in his mind suddenly surged forth. Fu Yuan's expression turned somewhat ferocious as he quickly lunged forward, grabbing Kiritsugu Emiya's shoulders.

"You're saying this is the Holy Grail War! Then what about the Honkai! What about Schicksal and Anti-Entropy and World Serpent? What a joke!"

Completely unprepared for Saber's sudden outburst, Kiritsugu Emiya and Irisviel grew tense, quickly preparing their magic incantations, ready to activate them at any moment.

So fast! Even if I was prepared, I couldn't dodge it. Is this the power of a Heroic Spirit?

Kiritsugu Emiya calmly replied, unconcerned by the increasingly delicate hands gripping his shoulders.

"Didn't you receive the knowledge from the Holy Grail, Saber?"

The Holy Grail War, what an interesting thing! But now I'm even more curious about the world you were born into, junior disciple!

Suddenly, a clear voice echoed in Fu Yuan's mind, followed by the knowledge that had been imparted.

The omnipotent wish-granting cup, Servants, Command Spells, and a large amount of common knowledge about modern life flooded his mind.

Fu Yuan's body stiffened, and a touch of color bloomed on his fair, delicate face.

Senior disciple! You went too far this time! You made me make such a fool of myself.

At the same time, Fu Yuan released Kiritsugu Emiya's hand and began to sort through the memories that had suddenly appeared in his mind. He then spoke to the Stigmata on his body with a mixture of dissatisfaction and a hint of childish complaint(?).

It's okay, no matter how embarrassing junior disciple is, senior disciple won't dislike you. However, the person within the Stigmata seemed to have no intention of repenting and instead forcefully shifted the topic to another meaning.

Fu Yuan frowned and said nothing more, as their relationship was indeed quite delicate at the moment.

After quickly organizing the information that had appeared in his mind and tidying up his appearance(?), he very earnestly apologized to Kiritsugu Emiya: "I'm sorry, Master. I didn't accept reality just now, and my mind was a bit confused, causing you trouble. I am truly sorry."

Fu Yuan was a good child, at least that's what everyone in the Far East Branch thought, and Fu Yuan himself thought so too.

Pfft~ Mmm, mmm, junior disciple is a good child!

Kiritsugu Emiya looked at Saber, whose attitude had suddenly changed, and didn't pay it too much mind. After all, as long as it didn't affect his plans, it was fine.

Besides, he could somewhat understand the Heroic Spirit's feelings. Suddenly realizing that everything familiar to him had disappeared, it was natural to panic. However, judging by his words earlier, this one also seemed to have a story.

Irisviel, standing beside them, saw that the tension between them had eased and retracted her magic preparations.

Even though she knew it might not have been of any use.

Kiritsugu Emiya straightened his expression and repeated what he had said before: "Saber, in this Holy Grail War, I hope you will fully cooperate with my actions."

This time, Fu Yuan had accepted reality and put on a serious expression on his young face: "As you wish, Master!"

"Since everything is fine now, let's head back," Irisviel said, seeing that the atmosphere had completely calmed down. Her tone carried a sense of urgency, as if she was afraid something else might happen.

For example, her husband being suddenly grabbed by the shoulders with no ability to resist.

Fu Yuan heard Irisviel's somewhat urgent tone but could do nothing about it. He could only offer a wry smile and apologize again a couple of times.

On the way back to Einsbern Castle, Fu Yuan began to seriously examine his status screen, checking how much combat power he had left.

[Possessed Skills]:

Riding (B): Seized the Thousand Realms Shatterer, piloted a Floating Battleship (automatically), rode the Heavy-duty Rabbit, rode an Emperor Honkai Beast, stole an Anti-Entropy Titan. Even without any riding skills, this skill was forcibly sublimated.

Magic Resistance (C): Although he had no inherent ability to resist magic, he still gained a rank due to his glorious deeds.

Presence Concealment (C): Although he possessed no skills to conceal his presence, it was a passive skill naturally acquired through his extremely high level of swordsmanship.

[Unique Skills]

Stigmata (?): Invented by a genius doctor from a previous era, but this set seems to be somehow wrong.

Stigmata (A): A Stigmata that affects the soul and houses a beautiful girl(?).

Void Sword Qi (A): A severely incomplete ability, yet it still possesses an A rank. This is the last stubbornness of a sword immortal.

Inch Punch (A+): A skill integrated into instinct through countless training sessions. It is a skill that does not decrease regardless of class changes or origin deficiency. One can imagine what Fu Yuan has experienced.

Divine Servant: Restraint (EX): An ability originating from the source of another world???

Child of Purity (?): A skill possessed by a pure individual, exceptionally sensitive to various matters and possessing the world's blessings. However, this skill is now almost ineffective.

[Noble Phantasm]

Divine Punishment (EX): This is the ultimate creation that steals divine authority with a mortal body, possessing no defensive or disruptive capabilities, discarding everything in pursuit of the most powerful damage.

Unrivaled (A): This is also a creation that steals divine authority with a mortal body, but this one seems to be one of the mass-produced items. The only difference is that this one appears to contain the entrustment of emotions.

Void Grip (B+): This is also one of the mass-produced items, but this one seems to be inferior. As Fu Yuan's graduation gift, it's quite remarkable that it has lasted this long.

Meanwhile, the one within the Stigmata began to check their own condition and discovered that their state seemed to be better than before. (? Ridiculous!)

I didn't expect to survive! But this is good too. At least this time, only I will be by my junior disciple's side!

Chapter 2: Useless Spirit Base

"Master, Master, why won't A'Yuan grow up!"

"Master, Master, what are Stigmata?"

"Master, Master, A'Yuan's Stigmata must be the strongest!"

"Absorbing energy, replenishing the source. That's why A'Yuan won't grow up! Huh, doesn't that mean A'Yuan will live forever!"

"Master, Master, then A'Yuan can stay with Master forever! Hee hee!"

On the way back to Einsbern Castle, the three walked in silence. Fu Yuan followed them awkwardly, unsure of what to say, his expression quite conflicted.

"It's alright, Saber," Kiritsugu Emiya noticed the awkward situation and spoke up to ease the tension.

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