Douluo V: Opening Steal, Tang San Crippled by My Deception
Chapter 18

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's Humiliation, Hat of Forgiveness

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"That's impossible!"

Hearing Xiao Chen's words, Tang San flew into a rage and slammed a fist into the ground as he tried to get up.

He was a distinguished disciple of the Tang Sect. Hidden weapons and Poisonous Cultivation Technique were what he excelled at most.

No one could question him in those two fields!

But soon, the sharp pain coursing through his body affected him. All strength left him, and he collapsed heavily back down.

"No... pfft!"

Yu Xiaogang had just recovered enough to try pushing Tang San away when he saw this, and his eyes instantly widened.

Unfortunately, Tang San's attention was entirely fixed on Xiao Chen at the moment, and he paid no attention to him.

In the end, Tang San still sat down hard.

Damn it.

You're covered in stinking sour sweat, Little San. Are you trying to suffocate me to death?!

At some point, Tang San finally recovered enough strength and stood back up.

"Strength isn't something you can shout into existence."

Smack!

At that moment, Xiao Chen changed his right hand from a fist into a palm and slapped Tang San across the face.

In an instant, Tang San started spinning wildly on the spot like a top.

By the time his swaying body finally came to a stop, his right cheek had already swollen up.

Blood streamed from his nose, stars danced before his eyes, and his brain throbbed violently. In the end, he sat right down onto Yu Xiaogang's face.

Yu Xiaogang:!

Thud!

"Xiao... Chen, I—fuck your mother!"

Tang San spoke dazedly, then treated Yu Xiaogang's body like the ground and threw a hard punch at his crotch, using the recoil to force himself back to his feet.

As for Yu Xiaogang, the successive blows finally broke him completely.

He foamed at the mouth and fainted on the spot, his heart filled with regret and resentment.

If he had accepted a disciple a little later, if he had waited a little longer before judging Xiao Chen's potential, then he would have become the teacher of Xiao Chen, this monstrous future Titled Douluo.

In a dozen years, his status across the continent would undergo an earth-shaking transformation, and no one would ever dare question his theories again!

Unfortunately, he had ultimately placed his faith in the wrong person.

But could all of this really be blamed on him?

If Xiao Chen had known what was good for him and come to acknowledge him as his master, would he have ended up like this?

He was not the one in the wrong. That damn Xiao Chen was! The other boy was simply too shortsighted!

"Still not ready to admit defeat?"

Looking at Tang San before him, Xiao Chen spoke calmly before attacking again.

The system reward had yet to arrive, which meant he had still gone too easy on him.

He needed to hit harder!

Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack!

Before everyone's eyes, Xiao Chen unleashed a furious barrage of slaps across Tang San's face.

At some point, Tang San finally could not hold on any longer. His swollen body collapsed atop Yu Xiaogang like a dead dog.

Yet even so, Xiao Chen still did not withdraw his Martial Soul.

Because the system's voice had yet to appear!

As if thinking of something, Xiao Chen looked down at Tang San and spoke indifferently.

"Didn't you want to use hidden weapons? Go on. I'll give you the chance."

Since the system wanted him to fight Tang San fairly, he had to let Tang San use every method he had before crushing him completely.

For example, hidden weapons.

"!"

Tang San, whose mind had been beaten numb, instantly regained clarity in his eyes upon hearing that.

Immediately afterward, he endured the intense pain throughout his body and gritted his teeth as he climbed up from the ground.

His eyes were bloodshot as he roared furiously at Xiao Chen.

"Xiao Chen!!!"

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh...

Unable to accept the enormous gap between himself and Xiao Chen, Tang San endured the pain and performed beyond his limits.

One hidden weapon after another shot through the air. With the help of Hundred Forms of Hidden Weapons and Dragon Capturing Crane Controlling, they flew through the air along bizarre trajectories, locking onto every vital point on Xiao Chen's body.

And every one of those hidden weapons was laced with deadly poison!

Watching those hidden weapons streak forward, a smile involuntarily appeared on Tang San's face.

However, his face had already been beaten into that of a pig, his teeth were broken and protruding, and he leaked air when he spoke.

As a result, his smile looked even uglier than crying.

"I'm da dtrongedt."

"Pfft! Hahaha... what a damn idiot!"

Seeing Tang San like this, Boss Xiao, who had been watching from the side, finally could not hold it in and burst out laughing.

A whole group of them had failed to do anything to Xiao Chen, yet Tang San wanted to win with those lumps of metal?

Wasn't that fucking hilarious?

"..."

Sure enough.

Faced with the hidden weapons before him, Xiao Chen made no unnecessary movements. He merely stomped his right foot on the ground.

First Soul Skill, Golden Dragon's Rage!

In an instant, a golden Soul Power Impact exploded outward.

In the blink of an eye, it shattered every hidden weapon Tang San had thrown.

Tang San himself was blasted into the air, flailing chaotically.

In the end, he crashed to the ground and struck Yu Xiaogang squarely in the crotch, making Yu Xiaogang's body twitch several more times.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, for completing the Hidden Quest. Reward obtained: five consecutive draws.

Hearing the system's voice, Xiao Chen's mood immediately brightened.

So that was it.

"You lost."

After casually leaving behind those words, Xiao Chen stopped paying attention to Tang San and turned toward Xiao Wu.

Leaning close to Xiao Wu's ear, he spoke softly.

"Xiao Wu, let's go back."

"Mm~ Okay, Brother Xiao Chen~"

Xiao Chen's intimate gesture instantly turned Xiao Wu's ears red, and they even twitched slightly.

Then, as if she had been electrocuted, her whole body went limp.

She quietly leaned against Xiao Chen, her face full of happiness.

The next moment, Xiao Chen directly gathered Xiao Wu into his arms and instructed Wang Sheng beside him.

"I'll leave the rest to you."

"Yes, Boss!"

Wang Sheng immediately agreed, then swiftly ran over to explain the rules of Seventh Dormitory to Boss Xiao and the others.

Seeing that, Xiao Chen nodded slightly.

The Soul Ring around him lit up again, and a terrifying golden Soul Power Impact erupted violently from behind him.

Whoosh!

In an instant, using the recoil generated by the Soul Power Impact's eruption, Xiao Chen and Xiao Wu flew out at low altitude.

They became a streak of Golden Light and vanished in the blink of an eye.

With Xiao Chen's current physique, falling from a height of several meters would not hurt him at all.

So naturally, he chose the coolest way possible.

"Holy shit!"

"He came with his own backdrop, his pressure was off the charts, and now he's flying at low altitude as he leaves, turning into Golden Light? Boss is fucking awesome!"

"..."

After some time, Tang San climbed off the ground and glanced at Yu Xiaogang beside him, who was foaming at the mouth and making an utter spectacle of himself.

His eyes instantly turned red.

Of course.

He was not angry over what had happened to Yu Xiaogang. He was simply unhappy that Xiao Chen had not given him any face!

That damn Xiao Chen had not only defeated him in front of everyone and utterly humiliated him.

He had even beaten Yu Xiaogang, his nominal teacher, into such an embarrassing state.

Even when beating a dog, one had to consider its owner!

Xiao Chen, I will never coexist with you!

Still, Xiao Chen's methods were admittedly quite impressive.

From now on, he should change his approach. He would accept Yu Xiaogang's teachings while secretly learning Xiao Chen's methods.

Then he would defeat Xiao Chen and take Xiao Wu back.

No!

Sooner or later, he would defeat Xiao Chen and obtain everything he possessed. Since that was the case, how could this count as secretly learning from him?

Just like when he had obtained the Tang Sect's ultimate arts—it was entirely justified!

"Xiao Chen, just you wait! Today's humiliation will be repaid a hundredfold someday!"

After some time.

Inside the Seventh Dormitory.

Xiao Chen lay on his bed, watching Xiao Wu change into her pajamas, a smile appearing on his face.

"System, begin the five consecutive draws!"

Yes. Beginning the five consecutive draws. Ding! Congratulations, Host, for obtaining a Blue High-Level Card: Hat of Forgiveness. Note: Can only be used on someone of the same sex. It binds after one use. As long as the target keeps wearing it, their tolerance toward the Host being with beautiful women of the opposite sex will increase, while their interest in the opposite sex will be greatly reduced.

Holy shit!

This thing was amazing. It was perfect for Tang San.

With it, no matter what he did with Xiao Wu in the future, Tang San would not object. He would even obediently and tolerantly keep watch outside for them.

He would play with Xiao Wu while Tang San kept watch.

Perfect!

And after enough time, Tang San would completely lose interest in women and become a thoroughgoing Green Hat King.

Ding!

At the same time, the rapidly spinning compass suddenly bloomed with dazzling golden light.

That was a Golden Legend!

Congratulations, Host, for obtaining a second Martial Soul...
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