Douluo V: Opening Steal, Tang San Crippled by My Deception
Chapter 23

Preparing to Depart Shrek Academy, the Sword Grinder Xiao Wu

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At the entrance to Soul Hunting Forest.

"We flew into the sky! Xiao Wu wants to use Sword Flight again next time. That was amazing, seriously amazing..."

Xiao Chen supported Xiao Wu, whose legs had gone weak and whose entire body had melted against him like water as she babbled nonsense, and headed toward the carriage at the entrance.

Seeing this, the coachman wore an expression that said, "I understand," and quickly lifted the carriage curtain for them.

A short while later, Xiao Chen and Xiao Wu finally returned to Nuoding Academy. They went straight to the dormitory instead of the classroom.

None of Nuoding Academy's teachers had any objections to this arrangement.

After all, Xiao Chen possessed the exceedingly rare twin Martial Souls. A student like him was a living advertisement for the academy.

As for studying, they only needed to occasionally send him the compiled materials and give him regular oral examinations.

If he passed, there was no problem. If he failed, they could simply have a beautiful teacher tutor him one-on-one for a few days.

Geniuses deserved the treatment of geniuses!

Such calm and comfortable days continued for a long time, until...

Five years later.

One morning.

Inside the Seventh Dormitory, Xiao Chen slowly opened his eyes.

"System, start today's draw."

"Understood, Host."

"Starting the draw."

"Ding!"

"Congratulations, Host. You have obtained a Purple Low-Level Card, Little Charm Card."

"Note: After use, Xiao Chen's personal charm will increase slightly. The effect is most apparent on the opposite sex, making it easier to gain their favor."

"Not bad. Use the card."

Xiao Chen remained calm, without the slightest surprise.

Clearly, he had drawn this card many times over the years.

"Brother Xiao Chen, I-I want to sleep a little longer~"

As Xiao Chen pondered, his right hand absentmindedly played with Xiao Wu's cheek.

This immediately made the sleepy Xiao Wu in his arms twist her body and let out a soft cry.

"You little lazy rabbit."

Looking at Xiao Wu in his arms, Xiao Chen gently traced her long legs with his right hand, a doting smile appearing on his face.

After five years of growth, Xiao Wu had completely blossomed into a graceful young girl, her Soul Power reaching level 29.

With the help of all kinds of items Xiao Chen had drawn from the system, her physical condition had also become far stronger than it had been in the original storyline.

Her face was still as playful as ever, but her baby fat was gone. Her scorpion-tail braid now reached her waist. Wearing soft pink pajamas, she clung closely to him, utterly adorable and inviting indulgence.

Xiao Wu's legs, in particular, had become increasingly exaggerated.

They had once merely been a perk for certain enthusiasts, but now they were fair and slender, long enough to be admired for years and strong enough to crush someone between them.

Even Xiao Chen now greatly enjoyed paying attention to those long legs, becoming their exclusive regular customer.

At the same time, someone knocked on the door of the Seventh Dormitory.

Knock, knock, knock...

"Come in."

"Xiao Chen, take it!"

Tang San, his face bruised and swollen, his front teeth missing and his speech leaking air, pushed open the door and tossed a letter to Xiao Chen.

Most importantly, he did not look at Xiao Wu even once.

After five years under the influence of the Hat of Forgiveness, Tang San no longer had any feelings for Xiao Wu.

More accurately, he was no longer interested in any women.

He could not get hard, had no strength when soft, and surrendered before even making contact.

A true Green Hat King!

Besides that, Tang San's body had become slightly chubbier than before, making him look somewhat sturdier.

After all, Xiao Chen beat him up nearly every week in an attempt to trigger Hidden Quests.

Of course, Xiao Chen called it checking Tang San's cultivation results.

However, one thing about Tang San had not changed.

He still kept his balding hairstyle, and the bald patch in the middle had been polished brighter and brighter, making him look like a turtle.

His Soul Power was also level 29.

"Mm."

Xiao Chen nodded and looked at the letter.

The envelope bore five words: "Shrek Academy"!

"My teacher said that if you don't have a specific academy to attend after graduation, you can go to Shrek Academy first. He said there are many monster-level geniuses there, so you should be interested."

After saying that, a concealed viciousness flashed in Tang San's eyes.

More than five years. A full five years and more.

He had challenged Xiao Chen countless times and even tried sneak attacks while Xiao Chen was "guiding" him, yet he had lost every single time.

Most importantly, he had run out of chances to grow new teeth.

In other words, he would look like this for the rest of his life.

Leaking speech, missing front teeth.

Damn Xiao Chen!

Accept it. Hurry up and accept it.

As long as you agree to go to Shrek Academy too, I'll use my teacher's relationship with Shrek Academy's dean to win over the monster geniuses there.

The next time I challenge you, you'll be beaten by all of us together and experience the pain I've endured for over five years!

"Brother Xiao Chen, should we go?"

Xiao Wu nestled in Xiao Chen's arms, blinking her pink eyes with the appearance of a sweet, dependent little bird.

"Shrek Academy? Let's go."

Xiao Chen smiled and nodded.

There were two exceptional beauties at Shrek Academy: Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing.

As long as he gained their trust, he could obtain two separate 25% increases to his physical condition!

Moreover, Shrek Academy had many key figures in this world.

As long as he went there, he would definitely be able to trigger Hidden Quests frequently and gain plenty of benefits.

Xiao Chen's Soul Power had already reached level 39, and he had added three Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Rings to both his Golden Dragon King Martial Soul and God-Slaying Sword Martial Soul.

Their ages were ten thousand years, twenty thousand years, and thirty thousand years respectively.

As long as he could draw a Soul Power increase card and perfect Soul Rings suited to his Martial Souls at Shrek, he would naturally advance to the four-ring level.

Therefore, he had to go to Shrek Academy!

"Alright, I'll tell my teacher."

Tang San nodded, then turned and left, feeling delighted.

It worked!

Xiao Chen, just wait. You're about to be finished!

"Oh, right, Brother Xiao Chen. The academy will hold a graduation farewell for us this afternoon."

"That means we can leave the academy afterward and go out to have fun!"

As she said this, Xiao Wu's rabbit ears twitched slightly, and her eyes filled with anticipation.

At Xiao Chen's request, whenever she was not sleeping, Xiao Wu would release her Martial Soul and grow two rabbit ears for Xiao Chen to pet. Or when they played around together, she would let Xiao Chen hold them for fun!

"Sure. Once we leave, we'll head straight for Shrek Academy. On the way, you can play however you want."

Hearing this, Xiao Chen took two golden cards from his Soul tool ring, which glimmered with a crystalline sheen, and gently waved them before Xiao Wu.

One was a merchant caravan VIP card, while the other was a gold card accepted for purchases across the entire continent!

Xiao Chen had drawn prizes every day over the years and completed several Hidden Quests along the way, so he had naturally accumulated countless cards and an astonishing fortune.

Even his Soul tool ring had been upgraded to the finest grade, with an incomparably vast storage space inside.

These two cards were merely the tip of the iceberg of the wealth he possessed.

"Yay!"

Seeing this, Xiao Wu bounced right up from the blanket and stood before Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen followed the pair of long legs bouncing in front of him, looking upward from bottom to top.

The smile on his face grew broader and broader, while his eyes held a meaningful gleam.

Seemingly sensing Xiao Chen's gaze, Xiao Wu's mouth opened slightly before closing again, and a sly look appeared on her face.

"Oh, right. It's morning now. Brother Xiao Chen, wait a moment. Xiao Wu is coming over."

After spending day and night together over the years, Xiao Wu's feelings for Xiao Chen had steadily deepened. This year, they had reached the level of lovers in the midst of a passionate relationship.

Her favorability had soared, and the increase to Xiao Chen's physical condition had reached a terrifying 40%.

(The further it progressed, the harder it became to increase favorability.)

The next moment, Xiao Wu sat down on the soft blanket and raised her astonishingly long legs...

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