Wouldn't It Be Better If You Slept with Me?

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained one Intermediate Lottery chance.

Hearing the voice by his ear, Du Cheng could not help but freeze.

It could only be said that Ning Rongrong truly lived up to her reputation. Even the Bond Value she gave was so willful.

"Let's draw."

Now that he had obtained the chance, there was no reason not to use it.

Du Cheng was not like certain people who insisted on saving up lottery chances, calling it "preparing for emergencies."

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on conducting an Intermediate Lottery. You have received the Soul Tools "One Inch Residence" and "Fire Returning Fan."

"Two Soul Tools?"

As the system's voice rang out, Du Cheng discovered that, aside from the character summoning card he already had, two more items had indeed appeared in the System Space.

One Inch Residence was an exquisite palace ornament even smaller than a walnut. According to the system's description, the amount of Soul Power infused into it could control its size.

One inch was its smallest state, while at its largest, it could become a massive palace covering three mu.

With this thing, I won't have to stay in the dormitories provided by Shrek Academy.

Looking at the introduction to One Inch Residence, Du Cheng could not help but smile.

It was not that he was being fussy. Shrek Academy's living conditions were genuinely worrying.

It would not be an exaggeration to say that calling it a "dangerous building" was already a compliment to its quality.

By comparison, the Fire Returning Fan's function was somewhat less impressive.

By infusing it with Soul Power, one could reflect an enemy's fire-element attack back at them...

It sounded powerful, but it was rather useless to Du Cheng.

When truly facing an enemy, his carrots were far more reliable than a Soul Tool.

Still, he could save up a few more and find an opportunity to give them to Xiao Wu and the others as tools for self-defense.

"The academy has more or less been introduced. Next, everyone should return to your dormitories."

While Du Cheng was deciding what to do with the two Soul Tools, Dai Mubai's voice came from beside him again.

"Since Shrek Academy has never enrolled any female students before, there is no separate dormitory building prepared for girls."

After pausing briefly, Dai Mubai's gaze fell on Zhu Zhuqing and the others.

"For convenience's sake, why don't you stay on the first floor from today onward?"

As soon as Dai Mubai spoke, all the girls present frowned slightly.

Shrek Academy enrolled very few students, so they could understand why there was no separate dormitory for girls, but...

"Could we stay on the second floor instead?"

Looking at Dai Mubai, Ning Rongrong directly made her request.

Thinking of Oscar's lecherous appearance earlier, Ning Rongrong could not help but shudder.

What if that guy peeked at them while she was staying on the first floor?

"I'm afraid not."

Shaking his head, Dai Mubai did not even give Ning Rongrong the chance to speak again.

"Other students are already living on the second floor. They can't move out just for you."

"But..."

"No buts!"

Seeing that Ning Rongrong still wanted to speak, Dai Mubai's expression turned cold.

"This is Shrek Academy. I hope you won't bring that princess temper of yours from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect here."

Because of what had happened during registration outside earlier, Dai Mubai did not have much goodwill toward Ning Rongrong.

In his view, women ought to obediently become the dependents of the strong, rather than showing themselves off everywhere like Ning Rongrong.

"If you don't want to stay on the first floor, why not sleep with me?"

"What?"

Dai Mubai had just finished lecturing Ning Rongrong when Du Cheng's words suddenly reached his ears.

Turning his head, Dai Mubai's face immediately darkened.

"What do you think this place is?"

"As a member of Shrek Academy, you have to live in the dormitories with us too."

Pointing toward Ning Rongrong and the others, Dai Mubai's tone was full of mockery.

"Inviting them to stay with you—are you trying to have boys and girls sleep together?"

Though his face was full of anger, Dai Mubai was secretly quite pleased.

In his eyes, Du Cheng was an idiot as well.

He had only just met these girls, yet he was already asking to sleep with them. Was he some kind of lust-crazed starving ghost?

Dai Mubai's gaze drifted across Zhu Zhuqing's face as he suppressed the delight in his heart.

Now that you've seen Du Cheng's true colors, you know who to choose, right?

"Are you overthinking this?"

Du Cheng looked at Dai Mubai with an odd expression.

"When did I say I wanted to sleep with you?"

"If you're not sleeping with us, where else could you sleep?"

Rolling his eyes, Dai Mubai no longer wanted to talk to the idiot in front of him.

However, in order to further lower Du Cheng's standing in Zhu Zhuqing's eyes, he could not resist adding a mocking remark.

"Don't tell me you brought a mansion with you when you left home?"

Dai Mubai's tone was terrible, but upon hearing his words, Du Cheng froze.

"How did you know?"

"I..."

"This place actually has a pretty nice environment."

Ignoring Dai Mubai's strange expression, Du Cheng looked around. They were currently at the edge of Shrek Academy, with a completely natural High Mountain not far away.

Nodding as though he were seriously considering it, Du Cheng finally continued.

"Since that's the case, we'll stay here tonight."

As soon as he finished speaking, before anyone could respond, a square building model appeared in Du Cheng's hand.

After choosing a flat patch of ground and placing One Inch Residence there, Du Cheng began infusing it with Soul Power.

You've heard the phrase "it grows when exposed to the wind," right?

That was roughly what One Inch Residence looked like after Soul Power was infused into it.

In just a few dozen seconds, an ancient and imposing palace appeared before them.

"How is that possible?"

Not only Dai Mubai, but even Du Cheng was startled.

Who could have imagined that, as a Soul Tool, One Inch Residence consumed so little Soul Power?

If Du Cheng had not withdrawn his Soul Power in time, One Inch Residence would probably have already turned into a complete behemoth.

Even so, the sight before them still gave everyone an immense shock, and even Dai Mubai could not help crying out.

"Hehe~"

Hearing Dai Mubai's words, Du Cheng laughed with a calm expression.

"Sorry, I'm rather attached to home, so..."

"I brought a mansion with me."

Fuck...

If he had not retained a bit of rationality, Dai Mubai truly wanted to grab Du Cheng by the collar and roar furiously.

What the fuck are you grinning for?

As the third prince of the Star Luo Empire, Dai Mubai was naturally no stranger to Soul Tools.

But could someone tell him why such an absurd Soul Tool existed?

What was the point of this thing? Showing off?

Fortunately, Du Cheng did not know what Dai Mubai was thinking. Otherwise, he would definitely have nodded at him with a sincere expression.

That's right. At least I think this show-off felt damn good!