Mo Yan really did not want to laugh, but hearing about the ten Soul Gold Coin fee made her think of those discussions from her previous life about hundreds of students fighting over a single toilet and bathroom.
She truly could not hold it in.
Original body, I'm sorry. Mo Yan thought laziness was my only flaw. I never expected having such a low laugh threshold to be a flaw too. I'm afraid I can't complete your mission.
But the thought of sending you to fight hundreds of Outer Court students at Shrek Academy for the toilets really makes me want to laugh!
The young men and women who had heard Mo Yan's words looked at her with strange expressions and a hint of curiosity. In particular, the Shrek Academy students and teachers regarded her with immense hostility and anger.
The newly registered students might not have understood, but as loyal believers and students of Shrek Academy, how could they not understand what Mo Yan meant? She was ostensibly talking about dogs, but she was really using them to curse their Ancestor Tang San.
For someone to show such disrespect toward Ancestor Tang San, she truly had a death wish!
"Heh heh." Du Wilun's face looked extremely unpleasant after hearing Mo Yan's explanation. How could he fail to understand that she was making an indirect insult?
Suppressing the fury in his heart, he gritted his teeth and said, "You two students, it seems Shrek Academy is not fated for you. You may now return home and take care of your little dogs."
"They're not called little dogs!" Hearing Du Wilun's words, Mo Yan immediately became displeased. Pretending to be stupid, she said, "Their name is Tang San Dog, not little dogs. Oh, right!"
Mo Yan looked as though she had suddenly remembered something. She clapped her hands together and exclaimed excitedly, "I forgot! Tang San Dog at home changed its name a few days ago. It's called Tang San Dog Thing now!"
The Shrek crowd: ???
Standing beside her, Dugu Luo nearly failed to suppress her laughter upon hearing Lady Mo Yan's words. She bit her lip, reminding herself that she absolutely could not laugh. Lady Mo Yan was standing up for her, so she had to hold it in.
She had to cooperate properly!
After a brief pause, she could not help but start thinking about whether she and Lady Mo Yan could remain at Shrek Academy. But upon careful consideration, it did not seem as crucial as she had imagined.
After all, Lord Holy Lord had already said that if things truly developed to the worst possible point, they could simply leave without hesitation.
Besides, they had only come here as vanguards. There was no need to risk everything. As long as they acted according to the plan, even if they ultimately could not stay at Shrek Academy, it would not mean utter ruin. With that thought, the tension in her heart eased somewhat.
"What a dog thing!!!" Du Wilun could no longer suppress the fury in his heart. She had actually insulted Ancestor Tang San of Shrek Academy like this. She truly had... a death wish!
Seeing Du Wilun like this, Mo Yan looked confused and ignorant as she turned to Dugu Luo. "A Luo, what's wrong with this teacher?"
When Dugu Luo heard Lady Mo Yan asking her, she immediately played along and quietly replied, "Maybe this teacher also has a dog at home named Tang San Dog. He doesn't like another person's dog having the same name as his own, so he got angry."
"Oh, oh, oh!" Mo Yan nodded, seemingly very satisfied with Dugu Luo's cooperation. She hurriedly apologized to Du Wilun, "I'm sorry, Teacher!"
Mo Yan's apology left Du Wilun unsure whether he should lose his temper. With so many people watching, the other party had already apologized. It would not look good if he attacked now.
But Mo Yan's next sentence instantly shattered his composure. "So Teacher also has a dog named Tang San Dog at home! Fine, then the little dog at my home will never be called Tang San Dog. Tang San Dog Thing will do!"
"Heh heh... Hahahaha." Mo Yan's words truly made Du Wilun laugh in fury. He could endure no more. There was no need to endure any longer.
Just as he was about to seize the two girls, Mo Yan's next words left him frozen on the spot, his mind plunging into thought.
"Looks like Teacher doesn't like my dog being called Tang San Dog or Tang San Dog Thing." Seeing Du Wilun's enraged expression, Mo Yan continued pretending to be stupid. Her lazy expression turned serious. "It seems Teacher cares greatly about a dog's name and only wants the dog in his home to have that name."
"Fine, then! I, Mo Yan, am quite generous. I'll give the name to Teacher. When I go back someday, I'll have my Elder Brother change the dog's name at home. It'll be called Hao Cao Dog!"
Du Wilun: ???
The Shrek crowd: ???
What the heck was Hao Cao Dog?
Dugu Luo did not quite understand either. She looked at Mo Yan in confusion. She knew Tang San Dog and Tang San Dog Thing, but she had no idea what Hao Cao Dog meant.
As one of Shrek Academy's most loyal believers, Du Wilun quickly understood the meaning of Hao Cao Dog. Wasn't Ancestor Tang San's mother the Blue Silver Emperor? Wasn't his father named Tang Hao?
Hao Cao Dog was—
"You truly have a death wish!" Du Wilun could not endure it any longer. No matter which faction these two little girls belonged to, today he would properly teach them a lesson on behalf of their parents!
Especially that brown-haired girl. His heart was filled with rage and hatred, and he had even resolved to tear her mouth apart! His entire aura suddenly erupted, and eight Soul Rings glowing with dazzling light slowly rose from beneath his feet, as though they could unleash world-destroying power at any moment.
However, at that very moment, an abrupt voice rang out without warning, forcibly interrupting his impending action.
"Old Du, what are you doing here? Why hasn't the assessment started yet?" The voice was as loud and imposing as a great bell, inspiring instinctive awe.
The moment Du Wilun heard that voice, his body shuddered, and his expression instantly became incomparably excited.
He immediately recognized the speaker—it was none other than their academy's highly respected dean, Yan Shao Zhe!
Yan Shao Zhe, titled Bright Phoenix, possessed the Bright Phoenix Martial Soul. His current Soul Power cultivation was Rank 95, making him an Assault System Super Douluo. He was the Dean of the Martial Soul Department at Shrek Academy and its 261st dean.
Thinking this, Du Wilun turned around without hesitation, staring intently toward the source of the voice, his eyes filled with anticipation.
Hmph, this time I'll have the dean judge who is in the right. Let him see just how outrageous that hateful brown-haired girl is. A naturally wicked little girl like her should be thrown out of Shrek City!
How could someone who so insulted Ancestor Tang San be worthy of joining Shrek Academy?
Mo Yan and Dugu Luo also looked toward the voice. At their first sight of the middle-aged man, their expressions differed.
Isn't this Pie-Drawing Douluo?
The Douluo who spends every day making empty promises to Shrek Academy's students.
Especially a certain Child of Fortune.
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