"Ugh..."
On the way to school, Kamijo Touma dragged his exhausted body forward, taking one listless step after another as he sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"Such misfortune..."
Hearing that, Fang Li, who was walking beside Kamijo Touma since their dorm rooms were in the same building and they had happened to leave at the same time, looked somewhat puzzled.
"What's wrong?" Fang Li asked. "You're saying your signature catchphrase first thing in the morning. What bad luck did you run into this time?"
At Fang Li's words, Kamijo Touma wore an expression like he was tormenting himself.
"...Hasn't running into bad luck already become a routine occurrence for me?"
As he said this, Kamijo Touma seemed determined to vent every last bit of resentment he had. He used the final shred of strength in his body to shout at the top of his lungs.
"I couldn't get the diva's autograph, went broke treating people to food, then played rock-paper-scissors with Tsuchimikado and Blue-Haired Earrings during class because I was feeling self-destructive! I ended up making Teacher Komoe angry and got kept behind until practically nighttime before she let me leave!"
Fang Li had witnessed that entire incident.
But that had merely been the beginning of Kamijo Touma's misfortunes.
Under those circumstances, Kamijo Touma continued to shout.
"Because I was kept until evening, I hadn't eaten all day, so I could only make do by going to that restaurant I visited a while ago and got a free meal voucher for! But the waiter smiled and told me, 'Sorry, a silver-haired big-eater nun came in today and ate all our ingredients, so please come back tomorrow... Huh? It looks like your free meal voucher expires today.'"
The expression on Fang Li's face abruptly froze.
Kamijo Touma, failing to