A Loser's Role Model

"...Hehehe... Master, you..."

Octopus's smile was exceptionally lecherous. Its two bell-sized eyes were squeezed by its sagging skin, while the tentacles around its body danced with its thoughts, rivaling the trendy "body language" of the day.

"Laugh at your mother!" The frigid baleful energy within Li Jiayu had nearly calmed, and his extraordinary power was steadily recovering. He was no longer as frail as he had been half a day ago.

He kicked Octopus squarely in its oversized forehead. The bloated creature rolled across the ground, and its dazed appearance only made Li Jiayu angrier.

"M-Master, your strength has gotten weaker... W-will the mistresses be very sad about that?"

"But... it's fine. Octopus will always stand by Master's side, and f-find outstanding, beautiful young ladies for Master... so they can become mistresses..."

Seeing that its master was on the verge of exploding, Octopus decisively shut its mouth. Yet its endlessly wriggling tentacles gave away its feelings.

Li Jiayu took a deep breath and suppressed the powerful urge to kick Octopus out of his sight, then began asking about the hormones in his body.

Octopus babbled nonsense, not only failing to get to the point but continuing to charge ahead with one filthy remark after another.

Every other sentence was a dirty joke, and it even started spouting corny pickup lines.

Li Jiayu kicked it until it rolled all over the tent. Fortunately, Li Jiayu's private tent was fairly spacious, and the inheritors living around him were standing guard, so no one heard Octopus's soul-stirring wails.

After beating Octopus up, Li Jiayu felt much better.

Octopus was thick-skinned and tough. Though Li Jiayu had kicked it several times and its cries were earth-shaking, it had not actually suffered much harm. The layer of sagging skin alone was enough to dissipate Li