In Honkai, I Only Love Valkyries

The Person in Honkai Only Loves Valkyries Author: Yae Sakura is Number One

Synopsis:

What should I do after transmigrating into the Honkai world and becoming the Bishop of Schicksal? In this Honkai world where so many people want my life, all Otto can do is cling to the System's thigh.

But... is his System a little off?

"Ding! Dong!"

"Congratulations on drawing Oath of Judah!"

Hmm, a Divine Key that was once glorious. A good item. It is my duty to reforge Judah's glory.

But why was the delivery method a delivery person Theresa kicking open the office door and smashing Judah onto my face, exclaiming, "Where in the world..."

Chapter 1: Thanks for the invite, I'm in Honkai and just became Bishop

2013, Schicksal Headquarters floats quietly above Europe.

In a luxuriously decorated room, a man slowly opens his eyes.

He is a man as beautiful as a girl.

With blonde hair and blue eyes, his long hair is tied into a ponytail and draped over his left shoulder. He appears to be around twenty years old, with fair skin and exquisite features.

He wears a white shirt with rolled-up sleeves, a purple coat with gold trim and a shawl, gray trousers, and brown boots.

His name is Otto Apocalypse, the current Bishop of Schicksal.

Over five hundred years old, orphaned, and a Yasuo.

However, at this moment, this Bishop of Schicksal stares at his room in a daze.

Where is this?

His gaze falls on the black computer screen in front of him, which faintly reflects a somewhat familiar face.

Who is this?

He raises his hand and touches his face.

Is this... me?

Wait.

This face... isn't it Otto, the Bishop of Schicksal from "Honkai Impact 3rd RB"!?

"I transmigrated?"

His handsome face shifts from confusion to shock, then to elation, then to existential doubt, and finally turns pale and bloodless.

After a long silence, he slumps onto the chair, looking utterly defeated.

He has accepted the fact that he transmigrated into the Honkai world.

But why did he have to transmigrate into Otto!

If he had started as a normal person, he could have used his knowledge from beyond time to cling to Kiana and Fu Hua's thighs, and even heard Bronya panting as she called him Captain.

But Otto is different!

Otto is the mastermind behind many tragedies in this world, obsessively trying to revive Kallen for over five hundred years. If he had a health bar, he would be the ultimate boss that many people would use cheat codes to defeat!

Even in Honkai fanfiction, defeating Otto is a satisfying plot point!

What scares him even more is that Otto, that old schemer, has many bodies.

If this body is occupied by him, wouldn't Otto himself be in another body, perhaps even hiding somewhere now, peeking at him with malicious intent?

Just the thought sends a chill down his spine.

Moreover, even if Otto himself doesn't cause trouble, there are other people and organizations eyeing Otto covetously. For example, Anti-Entropy, a major organization in the Honkai world alongside Schicksal, has many people who want Otto dead.

He is now Bishop Otto. Even if he went to them and said he wasn't Otto, they would never believe him and would suspect that Otto was planning something evil to deceive them.

There's no helping it; Bishop Otto's credibility is that low.

Tsk, he is truly facing internal and external troubles right now.

Making him the Bishop of Schicksal and managing such a large organization is like asking Fu Hua to wear Rita's bra.

Is Fu Hua worthy?

Am I worthy? ┑(￣Д￣)┍

[Ding! Dong!]

At this moment, a cold, emotionless mechanical synthesized voice rings in Otto's head.

["OTTO" System has been bound. This system will now officially serve you.]

Here it comes, it's here!

The time-traveler's good friend, the System Lord, has finally arrived!

With the System, he can punch Kevin and kick Welt, and it won't be a dream to have Kiana on his left and Rita on his right!

Otto immediately calms down. He sits steadily in his chair and even has the leisure to pick up the wine glass on the table and take a small sip.

"So classy."

The taste of the wine spread through his mouth. Otto put down his glass, savoring its mellow aroma.

Then, he placed his hands in front of him and spoke to the empty room, which contained only himself.

"Hello, System. Can you tell me what functions you have?"

Otto greeted the System proactively.

[This System will issue daily and main story quests. Host can obtain Crystals and Friendship Points by completing quests. Crystals and Friendship Points can be used to draw supplies, which may yield items such as Weapons and Stigmata.]

It's a pretty common gacha system, Otto nodded.

But this synthesized voice is really unpleasant. Shouldn't systems come with voice packs that can be cute, mature, or even warm your bed?

"System, can you change to a nicer voice pack? A Bronya voice or a Bug Nya voice would be fine."

Upon hearing Otto's request, the System remained silent for a few seconds.

[Voice pack changed~]

It's Bronya!

It felt as if Bronya was whispering in his mind. Otto took a deep breath, barely managing to suppress the urge to have the System panting and calling him "Lord Overseer."

"Oh right, what about my beginner's gift pack?" Otto said skillfully.

[...]

Perhaps because Otto was too familiar with the process, the System seemed a bit overwhelmed and fell silent for a few more seconds before responding.

[Beginner's gift pack... Should I give it to you?]

What puzzled Otto was that the System actually asked him a question. It was clearly a rookie System.

He might even be the System's first "man."

"Yes, of course, give it to me. Mature Systems always give out beginner's gift packs."

Scamming the System for benefits was something every host should do, and Otto was no exception.

After a few more seconds, the System responded: [The beginner's gift pack has been sent to the Host's inventory. Please open the System panel to view it.]

Hearing this, a screen suddenly appeared before Otto's eyes, visible only to him. It was an interface etched into his DNA.

This was the bridge interface from "Honkai Impact 3rd RB."

The ID in the upper left corner was Otto Apocalypse. The upper right corner had two currency icons. One was Crystals, and the other was a green heart symbol with a chubby white diaper around it, representing Friendship Points.

There were no Valkyries standing on the bridge. On the left was only the [Quests] button, while on the right were the [Valkyrie], [Inventory], and [Supplies] buttons.

He went directly into his inventory and found his beginner's gift pack – the Divine Key Random Gift Pack.

Divine Key Random Gift Pack!?

Otto was stunned. Divine Keys were thirteen weapons created from Herrscher cores in the previous civilization to resist Honkai. Obtaining one would allow someone to walk unhindered in the Honkai world. This System was actually giving him one right off the bat.

This is awesome!?

Even though the System seemed like a beginner, it was incredibly generous.

He loved it.

Otto then clicked on the Divine Key Random Gift Pack, and a roulette wheel appeared before his eyes.

Void Archive, Thousand Worlds, One Truth, Judgement of Shamash, Fourth Divine Key, Fifth Divine Key, Black Abyss White Flower, Judgment of Shamash, Feather of Dust, Star of Eden, Xuanyuan Sword, Oath of Judah, Karmic Retribution, and "????"

The names of the Divine Keys were on the roulette wheel, and a pointer was spinning rapidly, but its momentum was gradually weakening, with the possibility of stopping at any moment.

Feather of Dust, Karmic Retribution!

Otto's gaze fell upon these two Divine Keys. He wanted these two highly practical Divine Keys the most. Those who understand, understand. Those who don't can go study on a certain forum.

As for other dangerous weapons like Judgment of Shamash, which played with fire, Otto feared he'd be gone after using it once.

But the pointer gradually passed Feather of Dust and Karmic Retribution. When it went past Void Archive, the pointer almost stopped. Otto held his breath, but the pointer moved past Void Archive.

Finally, the pointer stopped slightly past Thousand Worlds, One Truth.

Otto had drawn the Third Divine Key: Judgement of Shamash!

He let out a sigh of relief, leaning back in his chair. Although Judgement of Shamash wasn't as versatile in offense and defense as Feather of Dust or Karmic Retribution, it was still a weapon with very high attack power. If used by surprise, it could kill even an S-rank Valkyrie of Schicksal in one hit.

This was considered an auspicious draw.

[Congratulations to the Host for drawing the Divine Key Judgement of Shamash. Would you like the System to claim it for you now?]

"Claim it," Otto said leisurely. He reached out to pick up the wine glass on the table, but his hand stopped in mid-air.

His body suddenly stood up.

Otto: ?

Otto was stunned.

His body kicked open the door and ran out, almost colliding with a white-haired girl wearing orange-tinted crystalline goggles.

"Lord Overseer!?"

A girl's surprised cry reached his ears, but Otto didn't stop. Instead, he began to run at extreme speed, leaping into the white clouds outside the floating island like a cheetah.

Otto: ???

His body plummeted violently, the roar of air being torn apart echoing in his ears.

"What the hell!?" Otto finally reacted.

His body had actually jumped off the floating island and was now in freefall from a great height.

Where's the parachute!

"System, what did you do to me!?" Otto cursed inwardly, his eyes almost unable to open due to the strong wind. He didn't dare to look down, afraid he would faint if he did.

[Host, please remain calm. The System is currently assisting you in receiving your rewards.]

The System's voice echoed in his mind.

What kind of reward claiming method involves suicide!

Otto desperately tried to regain control of his body, but no matter how he struggled, it was useless.

His body spun in the air, twisting from a head-down position to a feet-down one.

Otto's body slammed hard onto the ground. The leather shoes on his feet and the pant legs on his calves were pulverized by the impact of the high-altitude fall, but his feet were completely unharmed, clearly not ordinary feet.

Before him stood a stunned young girl.

Her stunningly beautiful face exuded a hint of allure, with a beauty mark adorning the left side of her cherry lips. Her short gray hair reached her shoulders, styled in a slightly wild manner. A tight leather outfit accentuated her graceful and captivating figure, while the outfit and cape were decorated with numerous feathers and straps.

This girl's name was Raven.

She was the "current" wielder of Judgement of Shamash.