In Honkai, I Only Love Valkyries. Author: Yae Sakura is Number One
Synopsis:
What should he do after transmigrating into the Honkai World and becoming the Bishop of Schicksal? In this Honkai World, where so many people wanted his life, all Otto could do was cling tightly to his System Wife's thigh.
But... there seemed to be something wrong with his system?
"Ding! Dong!"
"Congratulations, you have drawn the Oath of Judah!"
Hmm, a once-glorious Divine Key. Good stuff. It was the sacred duty of their generation to restore Judah to its former glory.
But why was the method of claiming it having delivery girl Theresa kick open his office door and smash Judah directly into his face, shouting, "Who in the world
Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Honkai and have just become the bishop.
In 2013, Schicksal Headquarters floated silently above Europe.
In an ornately decorated room, a man slowly opened his eyes.
He was a man beautiful enough to resemble a girl.
Blond-haired and blue-eyed, his long hair was tied into a ponytail draped over his left shoulder. He looked around twenty, with fair skin and exquisite features.
He wore a white shirt with rolled-up sleeves, a purple coat trimmed in gold and draped with a shoulder cape, gray trousers, and brown boots.
His name was Otto Apocalypse, the current Bishop of Schicksal.
Over five hundred years old, with no father or mother, he was a Yasuo.
Yet at this moment, the Bishop of Schicksal stared blankly at his room.
Where was this?
His gaze fell upon the dark computer screen before him, where a vaguely familiar face was reflected.
Who was that?
He raised a hand and touched his face.
Was this... me?
Wait.
That face... wasn't it Otto, the Bishop of Schicksal from Honkai Impact 3rd RB!?
"I transmigrated?"
His handsome face shifted from confusion, to shock, to wild joy, to utter existential doubt, before finally turning pale and bloodless.
After a long silence, he slumped into his chair, looking completely dead inside.
He accepted the fact that he had transmigrated into the Honkai World.
But why had he transmigrated into Otto!?
If he had started out as some ordinary person, he could have used his knowledge beyond the timeline to cling to Kiana and Fu Hua's thighs. He might even have gotten to hear Bronya panting as she called him Captain.
But Otto wouldn't work!
Otto was the mastermind behind many tragedies in this world. He had gone insane for over five hundred years in order to revive Kallen. If he had a health bar, he would have been the kind of final boss that countless people would use cheat engines to kill no matter what!
Even in Honkai fanfiction, killing Otto and fucking Otto were both satisfying plot points that could bring in money!
What frightened him even more was that the old schemer Otto had plenty of bodies.
This body had been occupied by him. Would Otto himself be in another body somewhere? He might even be hiding in the shadows right now, voyeuristically watching him for his own amusement.
Just thinking about it made his ass go cold.
And even if Otto himself didn't cause trouble, there were other people and organizations outside eyeing Otto like tigers eyeing prey. For example, Anti-Entropy, another major organization in the Honkai World alongside Schicksal. Plenty of people in Anti-Entropy wanted Otto dead.
He was now Bishop Otto. Even if he ran up to them and said he wasn't Otto, they definitely wouldn't believe him. They would only suspect that Otto was plotting something evil and trying to deceive them.
There was no helping it. Bishop Otto's credibility was just that low.
Tsk, he really was plagued by trouble both inside and out now.
Making him the Bishop of Schicksal and asking him to manage an organization as massive as Schicksal was like making Fu Hua wear Rita's bra.
Did Fu Hua deserve that?
Did he deserve this? ┑(￣Д￣)┍
Ding! Dong!
At that moment, an emotionless mechanical synthesized voice suddenly rang out in Otto's mind.
The "OTTO" system has been bound. This system will now officially begin serving you.
It had come. It had finally come!
The best friend of all transmigrators, the mighty system, had finally arrived!
With a system, he could punch Kevin and kick Welt. Even holding Kiana in his left arm and Rita in his right was no longer a dream!
Otto immediately stopped panicking. He sat securely in his chair and even had the leisure to pick up the glass of red wine on the table and take a small sip.
"Truly high-class."
The flavor of the wine spread through his mouth. Otto savored its mellow fragrance as he set the glass down.
Then he placed both hands before himself and spoke to the spacious room, where he was entirely alone.
"Hello, System. Could you introduce your functions?"
Otto took the initiative to greet the system.
This system will issue daily missions and main quests. Host may obtain Crystals and Friendship Points by completing missions. Crystals and Friendship Points may be used to draw supplies, which can yield Weapons and Stigmata, among other items.
It was a very common gacha system. Otto nodded.
But this mechanical voice was really unpleasant to listen to. Shouldn't systems be cute or mature, and capable of warming the bed?
"System, can you switch to a nicer voice pack? A duck voice or bug voice would both work."
Upon hearing Otto's request, the system fell silent for several seconds.
Voice pack replacement complete, da~
It was Bronya, da!
It was as though Bronya were whispering in his mind. Otto took a deep breath and barely managed to suppress the urge to make the system pant and call him "Lord Overseer."
"Oh, right. Where's my beginner gift pack?" Otto asked smoothly.
Perhaps because Otto was too practiced at this, the system couldn't keep up with his pace. It paused for several seconds before responding.
The beginner gift pack... should I give it to you?
What puzzled Otto was that the system had actually asked him a question. It was obviously a rookie system that had only just started out.
For all he knew, he might be the system's first man.
"Give it to me. Of course you should give it to me. Mature systems always give out beginner gift packs."
Fleecing the system was something every system host ought to do, and Otto was no exception.
Several more seconds passed before the system responded: The beginner gift pack has been sent to the host's inventory. Please open the system panel and check it yourself.
As soon as he heard that, a light screen visible only to Otto suddenly appeared before his eyes. Displayed on it was an interface engraved deep into his DNA.
It was the bridge interface from "Honkai Impact 3rd."
The ID in the upper left was Otto Apocalypse, while the upper right displayed two currency icons. One was Crystals, while the other was the Friendship Points icon: a green heart wrapped in white panties.
There were no Valkyries standing on the bridge. On the left was only the mission button, while on the right were the Valkyrie, inventory, and supply buttons.
Otto immediately entered the inventory and found his beginner gift pack—the Divine Key Random Gift Pack.
A Divine Key Random Gift Pack!?
Otto froze. Divine Keys were thirteen weapons created in the Previous Era using Herrscher Cores to fight the Honkai. With just one of them, a person could strut sideways through the Honkai World. Yet the system was giving him one right off the bat.
This was awesome!?
Though the system looked like a rookie, it was truly generous.
He loved it.
Otto then tapped the Divine Key Random Gift Pack, and a roulette wheel appeared before his eyes.
Void Archive, Thousand Worlds, One Truth, Judgement of Shamash, Fourth Divine Key, Fifth Divine Key, Black Abyss White Flower, Judgment of Shamash, Feather of Dust, Star of Eden, Xuanyuan Sword, Oath of Judah, Karmic Retribution, and "????."
The roulette wheel was covered with the names of Divine Keys, while a pointer spun rapidly. Its momentum gradually weakened, and it could stop at any moment.
Feather of Dust, Karmic Retribution!
Otto's gaze landed on those two Divine Keys. They were the two highly practical Divine Keys he wanted most. Those who understood, understood. Those who didn't could go study under a certain moderator.
As for dangerous fire-playing weapons like Judgment of Shamash, Otto feared that he would be gone after using it once.
But the pointer gradually passed Feather of Dust, then slowly passed Karmic Retribution. When it reached Void Archive, it nearly stopped. Otto held his breath, but the pointer still slipped past Void Archive.
In the end, the pointer stopped just past Thousand Worlds, One Truth.
Otto had drawn the Third Divine Key: Judgement of Shamash!
Otto let out a relieved breath and leaned back in his chair. Though Judgement of Shamash lacked the balanced offense and defense of Feather of Dust and Karmic Retribution, it was still an extremely powerful weapon. If it caught someone by surprise, even an S-rank Valkyrie of Schicksal could be killed in one strike.
That counted as a good draw.
Congratulations, Host, for drawing the Divine Key Judgement of Shamash. Would you like the system to help you claim it now?
"Claim it."
Otto spoke leisurely. He reached for the red wine glass on the table, but his hand stopped halfway there.
His body suddenly stood up.
Otto:?
Otto froze.
His body kicked the door open, then ran outside, nearly crashing into a white-haired girl wearing orange crystal goggles over her face.
"Lord Overseer!?"
The girl's startled cry rang in his ears, but Otto's body did not stop. Instead, it sprinted at incredible speed, pouncing into the white clouds beyond the floating island like a cheetah.
Otto:???
His body suddenly plummeted, and the roar of air tearing past filled his ears.
"What the hell!?" Otto finally came to his senses.
His body had actually jumped directly off the floating island and begun free-falling from high altitude.
Where was the parachute!?
"System, what did you do to me!?" Otto cursed furiously. The raging wind made it nearly impossible for him to open his eyes, and he didn't dare look below, afraid that one glance would make him pass out.
Host, please remain quiet. The system is currently helping you claim your reward.
The system's voice sounded in his mind.
What kind of system reward claim method involved suicide!?
Otto frantically tried to regain control of his body, but no matter how he struggled, it was completely useless.
His body spun through the air, twisting from a head-down position into a feet-down position.
Otto's body slammed hard into the ground. The leather shoes on his feet and the trouser legs around his calves were ground into dust by the impact of the high-altitude landing, yet his feet remained completely unharmed. They clearly were not normal feet.
And before him stood a stunned young woman.
Her exquisite face carried a seductive charm, with a beauty mark decorating the left side of her cherry lips. Her short gray hair reached her shoulders, her hairstyle slightly wild. Her tight leather outfit outlined her graceful, alluring curves, while her clothes and cape were adorned with feathers and belts.
That girl's name was Raven.
She was the "current" owner of Judgement of Shamash.
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